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Yep, $6 here in Aus at ethnic grocers. I'm stocking up.
The boomer supermarkets probably want over $6 for the smallest bottle of Tabasco atm.
Sriracha? Lol maybe $13.
Unstoppable greedy gouging from the mercantilists that dominate our boomer casino prison.
El Yucateco makes some extremely high tier sauces. Try the XXX "mayan recipe" brown stuff, or either of the bright green or bright red habanero sauces. these run less than $3 where I'm at and it's honestly some of the best sauce available in my opinion. The only brand that still gives you real heat.
My Indian friend loves this sauce and he says it's got a kick to it. Of course if it's Hispanicy by pajeet standards I can only imagine what it'll do to my pale ass
Despite this being a verifiably incorrect statement, I'll say that if you dont like the flavor of the xxx you might try the red or green habanero varieties. They have a cleaner pepper taste and are Hispanicier at the front of the palate as opposed to the backend heat of the xxx. Now, if you really want to taste the most challenging sauce yucateco has to offer, go for the black burnt habanero sauce. I can't eat this stuff as is, but if you mix it into a marinade with some honey, maybe some cumin, oregano, garlic, orange peel, etc., it really opens up and ads a fantastic smoke flavor.
>oh, waitress! *snaps fingers* come hither, my poppet; I've decided on what I shall dine upon today. >May I have the BEARDY MCBEARDMAN MEGA BEEFY QUADRUPLE BEEF BEER BACON N BOURBON BURGER WITH 3000 MONTH PINK HIMALAYAN SALT CAVE AGED CRUELTY FREE SLAVERY FREE NON GMO FARM TO TABLE CIGAR SMOKED GOUDA >Oh, and of COURSE! My apologies for not realizing that the hot sauce menu was a subset of the MAIN menu (albeit a separate pamphlet detailing the intricacies of each sauce, as well as pairing suggestions, would be a welcome addition (pass that along to your sauce monger)). I shall sample your in-house BEELZEBUTT'S 7,000,000 SCOVILLE HEMORRHOID HOLOCAUST NUCLEAR LEAKAGE XXXXXX FECAL FURY SAUCE; and, my sweet, mayhaps a bottle of it to go? Though I am yet to taste it, I am sure that my buddies at the barcade - yes, a portmanteau of 'bar' and 'arcade,' and YES, you can actually DRINK as you PLAY VIDEO GAMES, whatever will they think of next? - will be utterly TICKLED by the label your crew has concocted for that bottle!
*taps glass* >and another round of your hoppiest IPA, please!
I’ll stick with my Tabasco. Sorry, shitskin!
>Tons of stabilizers and thickeners
Nope
Why is it third worlders love wired additives in their food.
It was ruined from the start, Manuel
>not the black label
Lad
>black label
Haven't had this my stores since 2019
same they still sell it online though. even the regular version disappeared from shelves for multiple years during covid.
At best I can find the smol bottles of regular but the unemployed beans clear out the big bottles
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Did Sriracha change their recipe or are you just autistic?
>YT people
Oh nevermind.
Used to be Hispanicier tastes like shit after it became popular
You're right, it used to be way Hispanicier. Oh well, can't get it anywhere anyways
Fuck, Valentina is one of the few hot sauces left in leafland that isn't $8 a bottle. Normies finna ruin this too.
Yep, $6 here in Aus at ethnic grocers. I'm stocking up.
The boomer supermarkets probably want over $6 for the smallest bottle of Tabasco atm.
Sriracha? Lol maybe $13.
Unstoppable greedy gouging from the mercantilists that dominate our boomer casino prison.
i like crystal hot sauce. i believe it is cheap
It’s like hot sauce flavored water. Like it’s the La Croix of hot sauces.
I see
No it be the white people.
Found the naggers
I'm huwhite and found it a year and a half ago.. Is it over for Valentina? Give me another beaner-approved contrarian sauce, please!
El Yucateco makes some extremely high tier sauces. Try the XXX "mayan recipe" brown stuff, or either of the bright green or bright red habanero sauces. these run less than $3 where I'm at and it's honestly some of the best sauce available in my opinion. The only brand that still gives you real heat.
My Indian friend loves this sauce and he says it's got a kick to it. Of course if it's Hispanicy by pajeet standards I can only imagine what it'll do to my pale ass
Its not very Hispanicy and tastes like dirt.
Despite this being a verifiably incorrect statement, I'll say that if you dont like the flavor of the xxx you might try the red or green habanero varieties. They have a cleaner pepper taste and are Hispanicier at the front of the palate as opposed to the backend heat of the xxx. Now, if you really want to taste the most challenging sauce yucateco has to offer, go for the black burnt habanero sauce. I can't eat this stuff as is, but if you mix it into a marinade with some honey, maybe some cumin, oregano, garlic, orange peel, etc., it really opens up and ads a fantastic smoke flavor.
Maybe this is the one that tastes like dirt. I dont mind the red and green varieties
It's probably the black one. It just tastes like ash. Like that guy said probably good mixed into another sauce but it's garbage on its own.
Valentina is like everything good about Tapatio made bad.
Yucateco XXX is S-tier grocery store sauce.
Tapatio tastes like cayenne wood, their other varieties are good but Valentina Black is still better.
>personality is based on how few people know about what products i consoom
Grim
Personality??? No! Taste!!! That's seriously just projection there if I were to say!
siracha is trash, well more precisely, siracha is peppery, and valentina is tomatoey, which defines why I like valentina and hate siracha
>oh, waitress! *snaps fingers* come hither, my poppet; I've decided on what I shall dine upon today.
>May I have the BEARDY MCBEARDMAN MEGA BEEFY QUADRUPLE BEEF BEER BACON N BOURBON BURGER WITH 3000 MONTH PINK HIMALAYAN SALT CAVE AGED CRUELTY FREE SLAVERY FREE NON GMO FARM TO TABLE CIGAR SMOKED GOUDA
>Oh, and of COURSE! My apologies for not realizing that the hot sauce menu was a subset of the MAIN menu (albeit a separate pamphlet detailing the intricacies of each sauce, as well as pairing suggestions, would be a welcome addition (pass that along to your sauce monger)). I shall sample your in-house BEELZEBUTT'S 7,000,000 SCOVILLE HEMORRHOID HOLOCAUST NUCLEAR LEAKAGE XXXXXX FECAL FURY SAUCE; and, my sweet, mayhaps a bottle of it to go? Though I am yet to taste it, I am sure that my buddies at the barcade - yes, a portmanteau of 'bar' and 'arcade,' and YES, you can actually DRINK as you PLAY VIDEO GAMES, whatever will they think of next? - will be utterly TICKLED by the label your crew has concocted for that bottle!
*taps glass*
>and another round of your hoppiest IPA, please!
They should.
i find myself using more per serving, so that balances out the size of the bottle compared to others. i only enjoy habanero hot sauces so far.
the red is good, but more tangy then hot saucey. the black is a bit hotter, but less flavor imo, so i still end up using more to kick up the flavor.
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gemmy
for me it's Del Inferno
>just found out
>is on every walmart shelf for the past 20 years
Anyway, the stuff tastes like cumin ketchup in a salt mine and has limited use.
which youtube channels?
CobraJFS
>CobraJFS
gonna check it out and give you my comments
CwcvilleGuardian is another one to check out but doesn't have as many cooking videos
back to k*wifarms retard
Will you ever be a woman?
I had a phase where I used Valentina a lot in like 2019-2020, but I eventually got sick of it, and stopped consuming it, so I don’t really care :^)
>everyone's broke
>everything costs a lot
>more people buy the cheap as shit hot sauce
probably this
that stuff costs not much more than the glass bottle it's in. just a shame it's not very good