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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Irish Breakfast is the GOAT working man's start to the day.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It'd be good but it leaves a terrible "film" in my mouth for whatever reason, haven't pondered it

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick am i looking at

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      IBM Model M
      op is either an autist with extremely strong/extremely in pain fingers or works somewhere that hasn't upgraded their keyboards in like 50 years

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think he is simply baste

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          bruh it's one of the best keyboard ever made, some companies are even copying the design because mechanical kb homosexuals are so in love with it.

          Model M is cool and stylish but very impractical. Buckling spring is super durable but also extremely shitty to use due to the press force and janky sound. I have one in my closet that's modded to work with MacOS but haven't touched it since upgrading to usable keebs. Maybe I'm the autist...

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >due to the press force
            Dude post your sissy s0yboi hands so everybody can laugh at you. I love gaming with my IBM model M.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bruh it's one of the best keyboard ever made, some companies are even copying the design because mechanical kb homosexuals are so in love with it.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I liked those old keyboards, one could throw one of those out of a window and they'd do more damage to the ground or pavement then they'd take themselves, they could even be used as a weapon in case of home invasion.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        knockoff IBM model M, one of the most uncomfortable keyboards to ever exist but celebrated by modern nerds because it has expensive switching mechanisms

        ahh the ol' reddit swtcharoo

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Model M doesn't usually have windows keys, maybe it's some aftermarket spinoff thingo

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      knockoff IBM model M, one of the most uncomfortable keyboards to ever exist but celebrated by modern nerds because it has expensive switching mechanisms

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I remember those, they were from PC Limited / Dell or some shit.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    two amphetamine tablets and a donut

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    zyn and cofffee

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nice way to feel like shit for the rest of the day

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ketchup
    More like a white trash breakfast.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes it was the ketchup that made this slop trashy
      you are a very big boy for not liking ketchup

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Even the way you write is trashy.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not OP, Monsieur. I posit further that behaving this obtusely about a very simple condiment and the grammar of one posting on a Bangladashi yak breeding forum reflects poorly on your self confidence. Perhaps you could take a moment for self reflection and consider not being such a prissy fricking homosexual all the time

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Doesn't matter if you're OP. You write like you're trash, piece of shit.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              at least I'm not seething about shit that doesnt matter lmao

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >right back to writing like low effort Cletus
                This is why you'll never get ahead in life. You were raised by lazy people to be lazy.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                okay buddy, I'll never get anywhere because I dont use proper punctuation on Culinaly lmao, you keep jerkin yourself off bud, no one else is gonna do it for you

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >yes, i'm lazy
                At least you admit it.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I dont expend unnecessary effort, I would hope your inability to compartmentalize didnt ruin your ability to relax but it seems like that would be a waste so I wont

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >hitting the shift key is considered effort to the lower classes
                I wonder why you're trapped in the poverty cycle.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I tYpEd ThIs WhOlE mEsSaGe WiTh As MuCh EfFoRt As I cAn, WiLl YoU lEt Me InTo YoUr SeCrEt FaNcY cLuB nOw YoU gAy homosexual??

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                capitalizing words that are not in direct reference to God is incorrect.
                you should learn that capitalization is about respect, not arbitrary grammar nonsense cooked up by academia to grade papers on.
                >inb4 "it's to make things easier to read."
                and you call others lazy...

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >a christgay
                >on Culinaly
                You actually expect people to believe that, moron?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he doesn't know
                Culinaly is God's war room.
                it's why /misc/ is the most visited, and the most reaching place on the internet.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Shut the frick up you cringe ass dweeb.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he's still posting

                [...]

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                mhm yeah too bad /misc/ couldnt win the election in 2020 chud
                democrats will win again in 2024, bet on it if you want to win big
                sure, everyone knows trump has the votes, but do you realy think the deep state is gonna hand over power without a fight? theyre making their battle plans as we speak

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he's so npc he doesn't know that trump is in the same club
                you don't get to be a billionaire and not be part of it.
                everything political is smoke and mirrors, anon.
                everything.
                the last actually elected president was mickinley.
                everything after that has been bought and paid for.
                /misc/ is not a trump board, it's a memetic warfare board.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                At this progressing, the 2026 meme will be civil war or gas chambers or something.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                this election tourists vastly overestimate their influence on the election. Culinaly could have vanished and trump still would have won. boomer media was the biggest driver to his winning

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he thinks trump won because of /misc/
                >still doesnt know it was because israel intervened and mossad stopped the deep state cheating operation
                sweet summer child, you know so little about politics

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's always tripped me out. He won in 2016, even though everyone was saying Hillary had a 98% chance of winning. How did he win in 2016 but lose in 2020?

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is one of those ever really enough? Three, perhaps, could be "problematic". Four would be right out, except on a Saturday when you're just going back to bed. But eating just one, and then stopping? That's some admirable self control. Because you know that if you fail, and actually drive BACK to Mickey Dee's before 11am, then you HAVE to get the Big Breakfast and call in sick while binging Youtube on autoplay, and you'll wake up naked and sweaty and sticky from the fake maple syrup at 2pm and realize that those weird dreams came from subconscious listening to 4 hours of "Rocky & Bullwinkle" dubbed in Bulgarian, like who even knew there was a market for that. And you vow not to do it ever again, EVER, NEVER EVER, at least not until next week.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >right out
      bong detected

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the steak bagel is so good i've never ordered one of their other bagels.
    protip: eat the egg off it first, it distracts from the steak/onions/cheese/bagel

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      still want the other ones back though

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it was a nice surprise to discover that the Gaymer market has introduced so many options for mechanical keyboards, with the different switch options even, and the lights for legibility at night (old man).... but keeping this Culinaly related, if you eat at your PC, you might want to invest in one with removeable switches for cleaning/replacement, because some spilled drinks just doesn't come out even with moderate solvents, and we can't even buy a direct equivalent replacement because of Chinese quality shrinkflation, so now we're looking at boutique options that cost more than the effing monitor did.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Eat something like this before going to work
    >Have to take a shit later in the day at work
    >People keep coming in the bathroom so you can't take a shit in peace
    Anybody else know this feel?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'm a zen Black person so i'm usually taking a nap while i'm in the bathroom too

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Take a looooong road trip (while that is still possible, before real cars are outlawed) and you will eventually get comfortable shitting anywhere.
      >"Better out than in."
      >-Sun Tzu, probably

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ANYWHERE!!!!!!
        that ai song is top notch.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ain't nothing working class about affording mcdonalds in 2024.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone who isn’t a multimillionaire or billionaire is workin class

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >small backspace
    >big enter
    you don't work.
    nobody that uses that horrible layout works.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I made a giant sausage egg and cheese potato breakfast skillet a few days ago and it was one of the best breakfasts I ever had, then I remembered I sit in front of a computer all day and don't need to eat more than a boiled egg and an orange. I ate the whole thing anyway. I'm fat.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They finally brought back the steak burger in my area. Trumps pandemic rationing is finally over.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bacon and egg mcmuffins taste like a fart.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so... you're saying you're sucking down on farts?
      outrageous fun!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is why I usually do Dutch Ovens to girlfriends, it figures that I don't have any longterm girlfriends.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No I only ever ate one mcmuffin in my life and decided I'd never have one again. It wasn't bad but it wasn't good either. Just makes me think of a fart. Putting a fart in my mouth. Farting noises.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        don't involve me in your eproctophilia fantasies please anon.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I get mine without the egg and put my hashbrown on there instead. That plus a coffee is a good brekky

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Personally I just scramble four eggs and throw in some potatoes I chopped up prior before with a cup of black coffee, and maybe have a PB&J or two. And add in some left over chicken if I have any.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am sick of eating processed frozen shit for breakfast. Anyone have any recommendations for something that I can make and eat in the 30 minutes I have to eat before work?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how sick are you of eggs? you can pre hardboil them for a few days, or cooking eggs any other way could be done in less than 5 minutes

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Eggs kinda make me queasy to be honest. I don't really know why. I don't really eat hard boiled ones though. Maybe I could give that a try. What do you put on hard boiled eggs? Just salt and pepper or what?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          cut in half, salt and pepper. if you have access to a good bottle of lemon pepper, that really works, and mash with some mayonnaise to put on bread for egg salad sandwiches.
          or i'll cut it into quarters and put in my instant ramen

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I used to get a BELT (bacon egg lettuce tomato) bagel from Tim Horton's (leaf here) every day when they still used to be good. It was a kino lunch/breakfast that kept me full all day.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm always hungry even after eating it. I need more. I must.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >asks a question
    >gets a response
    >>i-im not asking
    average tourist

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a Euro and these are some of the most perfected items known to man. It's a shame this type of food isn't so readily available. I'd even take a wrapped up petrol station version, or frozen version as well. That and the mcmuffin and other shit. The Anglo nations mastered tasty unhealthy breakfast foods. The Americans found a way to mass-produce it. And yet here I am, only 1:30 hours per day able to order a mcmuffin with sausage. No bagels, wraps that are mostly egg, tomato and rocket. What a life.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am bankrupting my family because I keep borrowing from them to fund my breakfast habits.

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