Admit it. It tastes good.

Admit it. It tastes good.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off Black person

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it does taste amazing and the texture is amazing both very solid but the part i can't get over is the smell. it smells so fricking rotten uncooked and while it's cooking. absolutely loathe it, but i enjoy it enough that i cook with it anyway

    unfortunately though this board is full of fat boomers in their mid-30s that have an autistic fit at anything new, if it's not some greasy manly steak or whatever the frick it's "soy" and "homosexualy"

    so, you won't be finding much agreement here

    i've been on several boards since 2006 because i too, am a fat loser in my mid 30s, but this board has by far always attracted the stupidest people, if you don't count mental illness as stupidity (/x/, Culinaly, etc)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >it smells so fricking rotten uncooked and while it's cooking
      I agree with this about the Beyond shit. It smells like cat food raw. Never felt that way with Impossible though.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i could be getting them mixed up then

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Admit it. It tastes good.

      Honestly? Yes it tastes good. The breakfast sausage literally tastes oike chicharon and that's not even capping.
      >They got me good bros...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      since I'm still a degenerate fast food eater, I like the white castle impossible sliders and the impossible whopper
      can't have burgers anymore cause of my colon but impossible gets the burger job done beautifully

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >can't have burgers anymore cause of my colon
        Why not? I have a colon as well and I can still have burgers. Kindly do the needful and elaborate more, please.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          undiagnosed, so idk if IBS or what, but red meat is the only thing I eat (prepared "healthy" or otherwise) where I have bad digestive issues.
          burgers are my favorite food, but I don't want my insides to die every time so I am completely content eating chicken, turkey or veggie burgers
          white castle and BK make slamming ones

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe you're fat because you eat this trash?

      I'm not anti new foods. I eat several new foods every year. It's just real food and not franken shit.

      >t. Fit winner in my mid 30s.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >real food
        nice buzzword, homosexual

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You are far, far likelier to get fat eating real ground beef than this. Facts don't care about your feelings

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          maybe because it tastes better

          people don't tend to lose weight on processed food diets, while they do on carnivore diets

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >maybe because it tastes better
            No, because it is fattier and more calorically dense.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I think he is too moronic to be saved. its like talking to a brick wall, I wouldn't waste your time

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Lol. Lmao even.

              Keep sucking down that marketing wiener, dipshit. Plant based foods are the future. Impossible slop and beyond chemicals are not.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                lmao give me all that salt
                ima be a salty boy

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >there are no established toxic levels for thiamine

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >all that saturated fat, carbs, and sodium
                >pumping as many fake vitamins into it as you can
                No thanks I'll stick with my "unhealthy" meat.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Excess thiamine might cause me tal confusion
                No wonder vegans are usually crazy and stupid.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          if im more likely to get fat then how come I'm not fat?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Those impossible burgers have more calories and billion times more salt and other additives in them.
          Ground beef is beef and thats that.
          I'm amazed there are people actually trying to defend this literal goyslop. No wonder people are getting so fat and sick, it wasn't enough to replace healthy animal fats with seed oils and process the shit out of everything but they literally put said oils into the replacement meats too. Disgusting.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >oy vey my stocks in meat companies are going downnnnn
            >SHOVE ANIMAL PARTS IN EVERYTHING TO BE BASED

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They're astroturfing ~~*WEF*~~ employees.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >can't get over is the smell. it smells so fricking rotten uncooked and while it's cooking
      To me it smells like fireworks.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    never tried it because for some reason despite ground meat being at an all time high it's still cheaper to buy a pound of beef than it is to get even a little pack of this stuff
    what's even the point of advertising a meat substitute if in the middle of some of the worst inflation in a generation it's still more expensive than beef?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My gf is vegetarian so I tried a lot of her foods. It tastes decent, but personally I don't like amount of different ingredients that are being used in these. It feels very over processed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i'm in the same boat. it's also expensive

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is that why it's stock lost 80% of it's value?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Impossible isn't a publicly-traded company and thus has no stock, but they appear to be doing quite well.
      >Impossible Foods’ 2021 retail sales were up 85% year over year. Its products are available in 20,000 grocery stores and 40,000 restaurants.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Admit it. It tastes good.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have oxalate issues so I'm not going to eat it no matter how it tastes.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would rather eat the bugs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Where do you stand on eating the vegans?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >not posting nutrition facts

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no wonder vegans have beer bellies.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If they make something that is okay, a reasonable price and similar macros to the lean ground turkey i buy, I'd consider it. Until then I'm not buying a protien substitute that is 33% fat and 33% carb. The protien is most likely not complete either.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It really doesn't.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    As an imitation of meat, it's the best. However I don't like the taste of ground beef anyway, so I prefer beyond burger; which tastes like advanced-veggie burger.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      some of my favorite out-to-eat sandwiches are the veggies burgers that taste like their own take on an actual veggie patty, instead of trying and failing to mimic meat.
      people who get creative with different kinds of veggie patties are the best

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't taste the suffering.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's passable but i'll rather make my own substitute meat out of fava beans or whatever for tenth of the cost and it tastes better

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imitation is the best form of flatulence.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it is OK but it ain't fooling me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      As a vegetarian of 5 years or so, I'm surprised how well it fools me. Maybe it's been too long since I've had real ground beef, but this tastes exactly the same to me. Maybe even a bit better.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's impossible.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i miss real meat

    but if going veggy saves people's lives

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This shit tastes good too OP, dig in

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Can they go higher than high? Like extreme corn syrup

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you will always be deficient

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just eat a mushroom or eggplant burger this fake shit is full of chemicals and industrial waste

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A breaded and fried eggplant slice would be better and cheaper than this fake meat slop.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares, there's so many real veggie based dishes out there, there's no excuse for eating this kind of trash.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    overengineered bullshit

    asians have been making flavoured soy patties for centuries

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It does taste good, but it's impractical. Unless you're doing a no meat diet then it's too costly and doesn't really do much itself. You might as well just make a veggie dish.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Estrogen does not taste good at all.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even do beef burgers any more I only eat buffalo, no way in hell would I try that garbage.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >
    Tried the savory and the spicy sausage out of interest, both tasted good but they reeked to hell while cooking

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What the hell is that?

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm very open-minded and went into the whole vegan-meat market WANTING to enjoy it, tried a couple of the brands (impossible, beyond, others I can't remember the name of), but dear lord... the texture on this is absolutely atrocious, and the aftertaste reminds me of the smell of dog food...

    They should just stop branding this as a meat-replacement and make it its own thing, it's nothing like meat and I feel it'll never be anything like meat. People saying "it tastes better than meat" also seem to miss the entire point which is to taste exactly LIKE meat, not like something else which you may find better 😐

    I tried, really did, but it's not good at all

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    perfect ground beef doesn't taste good to begin with

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have no problem eating vegetarian products, just create something new that tastes good on its own, don't try to recreacte a widely abundant product (of which the original will be cheaper and taste better). If you want to make a vegetarian/vegan product, don't model it after meat.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We should start making fake vegetables out of meat.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Arby's joked about this with a sausage shaped like a carrot. The product never left the test kitchen, though.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    im sure you can post your used packaging then, as proof youve eaten it to know this

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't eat it.
    Quit fricking around dude if you want meat just eat meat if you don't don't. Bunch of queers eating lab concept food.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather eat fake meat made from ZE BUGS over this plant shit.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. It is very tasty. That's all I got.

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