>At 3 pickles within 10 minutes & looking at a 4th
Am I gonna be alright? These frickers are so good, until they aren't.
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>At 3 pickles within 10 minutes & looking at a 4th
Am I gonna be alright? These frickers are so good, until they aren't.
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wait... what happens if you eat too many pickles?
My sister ate too many pickles and spent four days in the hospital.
You have to be fricking with us. Unless you aren't, then sorry about what happened. It's just that can that be true?
Sorry bro, it was just a jape. Nothing like that has ever happened to anyone I know.
I don't think eating pickles, even a lot of them, is dangerous if you're reasonably healthy. If you've got salt sensitive blood pressure or kidney issues that can be aggravated by too much salt it could probably cause some problems.
You become a pickle
Hardened arteries
you piss out your ass
you're gonna be in one.
love me some pickles
You just poop a lil extra. Today I had a huge, unbroken log. Was pretty satisfying, but smelled pretty bad. But a quick flush, and it's gone! Thanks Pickles (or El Picklos, if you're spanish)
no you're gonna die
I just ate 9 and so far I'm okay
My father always said you should never eat more than 4 pickles unless you want to die of ligma
Ligma piggle?
I eat 50lbs (that's like centimeters or whatever you homosexuals use) of pickles per day.
its over
>rumbling
yeah dude we've all seen the pickles story. chances are that's what he was alluding to from the start. get your head in the game, man.
>read this story to my dad when I was 13
>he found it hilarious
>brings it up anytime pickles are mentioned
>if guests are over when it's mentioned, he makes me do a dramatic reading of the greentext
Oh man, I remember being young and I was always eating and I ruined a Thanksgiving for myself with pickles.
>Go to relatives house, Get there stupid early
>No big deal, we're doing Thanksgiving lunch
>Lolno, we're doing Dinner, and it won't be done til 7 or 8.
>Grandma died last year, so none of her usual snack stuff is around and no one thought to make any.
>Set up table with various snacks from around the house, including a Costco sized jar of whole Kosher Dills.
>Frick it, I like pickles, I'll snack on those.
>Grab one, eat it, still hungry
>Repeat ad infinitum
>After mindlessly snacking on pickles for the past 7 hours realize that the jar is almost empty, everyone making jokes about how everyone else has been eating the pickles.
>It was all me. I am the Pickle Bandit.
>Stomach starts making weird noises, like a mixture between a gurgle and a churn
>Dinner is finally ready, but full of pickles.
>Too fricking full of pickles.
>Get handed the biggest fricking Turkey Leg I've ever seen, it dwarfs the ones you see at Disney and Ren Faires, this bird never skipped Leg Day.
> "It's your favorite Anon! We saved it for you!"
>"T-t-thanks."
>Eat a bit of the turkey leg and some mashed potatoes, now feels like the pickles have been cemented together as a giant neutron star of brine and hatred in my stomach.
>"Anon you've barely eaten anything, are you feeling okay?"
>"H-heh, yeah, I'm fine, just not all that hungry."
>"First time for everything HAR HAR!"
> Stomach is threatening to tear itself apart, the brine alone has crystalized into what feels like saw blades going through my gut.
>Manage to hold on the entire ride home, about 2 hours, nearly in tears
>Pull into driveway, sprint into the house, slam bathroom door
>Proceed to have a demon tear my butthole open as it claws its way out of me, made of 666 lbs of cucumber flesh and the sins of man
>Still the most painful and horrible shit I've ever taken.
>Family never figured out that I am the Pickle Bandit.
I love pickles, my country doesn't seem to love them
I wish I could buy a big jar of pickles that is cheap
whats the problem?