BEHOLD! The greatest vegetable of all time (besides potatoes)

BEHOLD!
The greatest vegetable of all time (besides potatoes)

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No competition here but that's not chile peppers.
    ~pic from my own batch

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      those do actually look good
      but they're not match for the mighty onion

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I find the mix of the two to be best, chilies and onions never hurt anyone unless you rub your eyes or take a piss without washing your hands.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what's your best recipe to mix those 2?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Those are drugs, not vegetables

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Culinary terms for drugs is vegetables

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Also it's a fruit

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's a weird tomato

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Call me goofy, I thought that was a banana.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i thought it was a picture of a simply delectable chode that i would love to wrap my lips around and slobber all over

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A HEAVY ONYO IS A GOOD ONYO

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      THE ONLY GOOD BUG IS A DEAD BUG

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    love me onion rings
    simple as

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I could go for some of those onion rings right now as a side of a cheeseburger

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Funny man

    I think broccoli is better

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      broccoli is great but it doesn't flavour other ingredients like the mighty onion

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Garlic is better.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bump

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Onions, potatoes and corn don't count as real vegetables. They are the nutritional equivalent to cane sugar/ sugar beets with extra steps.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Onions and potatoes are vegetables, corn is a grain.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Corn is also a vegetable.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          anything that comes from vegetation is a vegetable, actually

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I totally agree, grains are vegetables

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just like you.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    onions are really good at ruining everything they touch

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    onion goes in anything
    i'm convinced i could make a strawbery cheesecake and some onion wouldn't ruin it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're probably not wrong, anon. Onions have a lot of sweetness to them that comes out when you cook 'em.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The French like the onion so much they have a military marching song dedicated to it.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fun fact: onions are actually a type of nut. Not vegetables at all.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wut, no they're not

    • 3 weeks ago
      I'm A Girl

      This is correct, they're part of the knutt genus

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Technically they're drupes.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you people are so moronic, onions are obviously mammals since they dont lay eggs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but they drop eggs (bulbs)

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    #1 is potato because it's just so fricking good at everything and dirt cheap. Onion has its uses and is great at bulking things out, but the #2 spot has to go to tomatoes.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The goofy thing is that nobody mentions carrots

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Onion, carrot, and jalapeño are my holy trinity

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody in their right mind would disagree with that.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Onion, celery and bell pepper make up the holy trinity of my people.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *sofrito

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