>bought a house
guess whats back on the menu, millenial bros
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>bought a house
>bought a house
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Is that the bank's avocado toast too?
>sour avocados
i only had to borrow 100k, not the end of the world
>ameriblobs have to take out a mortgage to buy avocados
Grim
>europoors cant afford either
>buying the top of boomer bags
I shiggy.
>smelling ethnic food mixed with stinky cathomosexual apartments for the rest of your life to own the boomers
>implying I would ever live within 50 miles of a minority
Im implying you stink like cathomosexual
Here's your based single family home neighborhood.
Still better than sharing walls with cathomosexuals
why do these exist? too cheap to build rows or twins with reasonably sound proofed dividing walls? moronic zoning?
easily enough space for 4 bedrooms. so close you dont get any privacy and can hear the Black person noise through the wall anyway
Zoning
Almost all of the housing problems stem from pants on head moronic zoning laws made by HOA and NIMBY boomers.
In much of the US, it's illegal to build anything but detached single family houses. For some reason we hate rows and duplexes.
Rantfricked nanoflat euroid detected.
The problem with avocado toast isnt that its bad, its that cafes charge way too much for something so simple.
Avocado toast at home is delicious.
correct. its pretty much the same cost as doing a bacon and egg sandwich at home
Then why are you mad? Worried that 80% of your take home pay is going towards interest on a mortgage?
10 miles is too far for me to believe you. the furthest I ever lived in the woods I still had nighbors like 30 acres away.
Other people live differently sometimes
>acres
>distance
about a mile away sorry you failed math and can't determine the length of one side of an area
Based. Now start renting out a few rooms, become Le Landlord, and make zoomers with 40 years of debt for their Globohomosexual Studies fake college degrees seethe. Just be ready to INSTANTLY evict when they dump oil down your drains because they lacked the attention span to read past the first paragraph of the lease (since it didn't have Fortnite gifs and a mumble-rap soundtrack).
I didnt work this hard to just go ahead and live with renters again