>bought a house

>bought a house
guess whats back on the menu, millenial bros
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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that the bank's avocado toast too?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sour avocados

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ameriblobs have to take out a mortgage to buy avocados
      Grim

      i only had to borrow 100k, not the end of the world

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ameriblobs have to take out a mortgage to buy avocados
    Grim

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >europoors cant afford either

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >buying the top of boomer bags
    I shiggy.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >smelling ethnic food mixed with stinky cathomosexual apartments for the rest of your life to own the boomers

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >implying I would ever live within 50 miles of a minority

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Im implying you stink like cathomosexual

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Here's your based single family home neighborhood.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Still better than sharing walls with cathomosexuals

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                why do these exist? too cheap to build rows or twins with reasonably sound proofed dividing walls? moronic zoning?
                easily enough space for 4 bedrooms. so close you dont get any privacy and can hear the Black person noise through the wall anyway

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Zoning

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Almost all of the housing problems stem from pants on head moronic zoning laws made by HOA and NIMBY boomers.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                In much of the US, it's illegal to build anything but detached single family houses. For some reason we hate rows and duplexes.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Rantfricked nanoflat euroid detected.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The problem with avocado toast isnt that its bad, its that cafes charge way too much for something so simple.
    Avocado toast at home is delicious.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      correct. its pretty much the same cost as doing a bacon and egg sandwich at home

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Then why are you mad? Worried that 80% of your take home pay is going towards interest on a mortgage?

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    10 miles is too far for me to believe you. the furthest I ever lived in the woods I still had nighbors like 30 acres away.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Other people live differently sometimes

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >acres
      >distance

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        about a mile away sorry you failed math and can't determine the length of one side of an area

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based. Now start renting out a few rooms, become Le Landlord, and make zoomers with 40 years of debt for their Globohomosexual Studies fake college degrees seethe. Just be ready to INSTANTLY evict when they dump oil down your drains because they lacked the attention span to read past the first paragraph of the lease (since it didn't have Fortnite gifs and a mumble-rap soundtrack).

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didnt work this hard to just go ahead and live with renters again

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