Bros I'm stuck in Dublin Airport and I thought meal deal pasta pots came with a little fork under the label, now in presented with the dilemma of eating it with my hands or queueing for 15 minutes just to ask for a fork (They may say no).
Do you ever eat with your hands? Or are you a person?
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Only at home when nobody can see.
Your fricked big time
>queueing for 15 minutes just to ask for a fork (They may say no).
Cut through the line explaining you merely forgot to ask for silverware
I didn't buy the pasta pot here. I bought it in Tesco then shmuggled it in.
Dude no one cares, just go up and ask for a fricking fork right fricking now
This. It's obvious if you're trying to cut in line or just going up to ask for something like napkins. No little rag-a-muffin is going to say anything.
open one corner tab and drinky chew the pasta
No. When I'm at the airport past security, I've already waited in 5 different lines. If you try to cut the line, you can bet I'm calling it out and getting everyone on my side. If the staff even thinks of accommodating you, I'm making a scene. You should have thought of this earlier, but you didn't because you're an inexperienced child that doesn't know how anything works. Just try to cut in line at a food vendor at the airport because you "forgot" to ask for something when I'm there. You'll FRICKING regret it.
b***h I'd start pounding my wiener into your little loose butthole as soon as you tried to speak up. The staff and other customers will join in if you even make a yelp, whelp. So shut the frick up and continue to wait patiently like the good little b***h you are. You are not important.
Naw. You will shrink like a little b***h and scurry to the back of the line. That's a guarantee, lil b***h.
No, honestly, everyone will rape you on the spot. I can tell you've never been to an airport. It's legal to rape people like you. No one hates anyone more than little homosexuals like you who scream about such a small thing like someone going up to the counter to ask a small question. Thankfully the smell of blood and semen, as the janitors make sure to never clean it up, will shut up most of the little b***hes like you up.
You do you sweetie
What your mom said to me after I was done with your bleeding cum filled butthole.
Happy for you champ. You're still a little incel that never grew up. Ohhh noooo that sucks....
>Ohhh noooo that sucks....
not him but your mom said the same shit when you flew outta here that uneventful day
you're so fricking dramatic, you're acting like a woman I imagine you as a little but very loud chihuahua. we wouldn't have to through all of the annoying as frick queues, checking documents etc if it wasn't for mutts and their fricking 911, I'll never forget you c**ts for ruining flying for me forever
Wow that was pretty gay dude
ok, Karen
No you won't.
I have. In Britain queuing is a culture. We civilized the world, and you're now living in it.
Consequences will never be the same
lol you wouldnt do any of this shit you little homosexual
let the man have his cutlery it's totally reasonable
Yeah I would, I've done it before. People are already wasting hours of time waiting at the airport. You are not entitled to delay them for even one extra second. Didn't get a fork? Use your own time to wait, not other people's time by cutting in line.
Bootlickers.
I like flying and would rather not be on the federal no fly list
Okay, bootlicker.
I will be enjoying the vista from a chalet in the alps while you seethe :^)
Lying on the internet is such a bootlicker hobby.
unrealistic fantasy
I would beat the fricking shit out of you right there in the airport.
show us your skin now
You'd be on your face and in handcuffs thirty seconds after your first punch. Airport security doesn't mess around.
I hope you'd try to. You'd get arrested within seconds and go on a federal no-fly list for the rest of your life. Lmao.
Violent despite obvious negative consequences... i've met people like you before and let's just say they were really into basketball and hip hop
oh noes hes gonna call you out op, youre gonna get called out!
dude just needs a fork. i cut line for little shit like this all the time. no one has ever said anythng
Cool. Don't do it at the airport though.
>Every place has an order lane and a pick up lane
Airport. Air - port. Things are very different when you're flying.
>You're not even cutting in line of the order lane.
At the airport, there's one line and it's constantly busy. That's it.
This is such an obvious tough guy post. Every place has an order lane and a pick up lane. You just go to the pick up lane and someone will come to you asking what you need. You're not even cutting in line of the order lane.
bro skip the queue. You already queued.
Approach random attractive women and tell them "I need a fork, please I'm desperate for a fork. I badly need a fork right now. Can you give me a fork?"
This only works if he has an accent
+ Tayto cheese and onion (you're welcome btw)
+ Chocolate milk
= €3.99
You... You do have meal deals where you're from, don't you anons?
>no mayonnaise
why the frick would there be mayo?
There isn't. Can't you read?
why would you need to specify that for a tomato, basil and chicken pasta you fricking wetbrains? do you put that label on your water bottles too in that shithole Ireland?
NO MAYO
Dude it clearly says it does not have mayo ffs
Traditional Irish pasta is made with mayonnaise
Source:
It's for people who are allergic to mayo
what would you be allergic to in mayo? eggs? then I somehow doubt you could eat chicken...
Egg allergies and poultry allergies don't often coincide. The proteins responsible are different.
well clearly you're not a doctor. it's a specific protein in the egg that isn't in chicken otherwise
>why would they label it 'no mayonnaise'
It's marketed at women. "no mayonnaise" is a tricky marketing device to fool them into thinking that it's somehow non fattening. The statement is factual, but the sentiment is deceptive
Reviews confirm.
lol wtf, come on now Ireland
>spicey
Kek
frickin hell these birds are brainless
Because premade pasta often comes in mayonnaise, like a pasta salad.
You are the worst kind of idiot.
What the FRICK are you talking about?
In the states the only fricking time you see pasta and mayo near each other is macaroni salad
Are you guys putting pasta on your ravioli?! Wtf is happening
A lot of these Tesco pasta meals are some version of creamy, so creme fraiche or yoghurt or mayo are common
Because brits and micks are disgusting degenerates who need mayo on everything and would be surprised if it was not an ingredient unless told so. Only the Russians are worse
WOULD, Black person. WOULD.
There wouldn't be... Because it specifically says NO mayonnaise.
Americans think it's a requirement for a sandwich and it's not our fricking fault. We thought it was fancy when we were poor. Which is bananas I know but...eh.
Never seen a Tesco pasta pot without a plastic fork, must be an Irish thing.
Pocket fork chads win again
you can't bring weapons on a plane anon
fold the lid in half and use it as a makeshift spoon
>queue
just walk straight up to the counter and say they forgot your fork.
Wait until you can ask the flight attendant for a fork when they roll out the drink cart
Go up to a different food vendor without a line and ask for a plastic fork.
Or look through the trash for one someone didn't even take out of the plastic.
>Dublin Airport
>No line
If only that were the case anon.
Since the coof hit nobody wants to work at the airport probably because it sucks and doesnt pay. lines everywhere m8
You're telling me there's not one place in an airport food court with plastic forks available without waiting in line?
Before or after covid?
Why are you eat pasta At 6am? Go grab one of the utensils from any of the restaurants in T1/T2 moron
Whatever you do don't eat a chicken salad sandwich from that airport. I had friends who did and they became very very ill with food poisoning
Sorry bro. No more plastic forks. Gotta save the planet
Looks like OP is forked
Just tip the corner of the tray up to your mouth and start sucking. Use you’re tongue a bit.
I’m not kidding.
Either that or stop being a fricking pussy and go ask for a fork
Fold the lid in half and use it like a scoop
Who has the time and money to apply for a utensil license these days?
just go to the front and ask for a fork. how do you autists survive daily life?
The front of the airport? So, ask security for a fork?
Eat with your hands like your ancestors
Just go back to The Loop and get a fork from Chopped or one of the sandwich shops under the Burger King. Not hard lad. Should be another sandwich shop with cutlery next to the WHSmith across from a souvenir stall past The Loop (Get 100+ terminal wing I think?)
t. Former Ryanair employee
I was in your same situation earlier this year passing through Dublin. What you do is you take some paper, fold it real thin and use it like a scooper. If you have or can acquire tweezers, those work in a pinch too (I ate a bowl of ramen this way when I was flying into Dallas)
frick i hate dublin so much it's unreal bros
can you take a photo of people at the airport? I want to see what people are wearing.
Go to the "butcher" and see if they have pork belly fat. Cook everything in that and god help you you are in Ireland.
Well he is leaving at least.
Have you tried killing yourself extremely violently?
Shout "I have a bomb", then stroll leisurely to the counter for your fork.
Well OP, what did you do in the end?
Yeah I'll just be eating in the lounge.
>queueing for 15 minutes just to ask for a fork
"Can i have a fork?"
"No"
Just drop it on the floor with the lid loosened and walk away
you win either way
I mean, he's now out the cost of the meal and also made a complete fool of himself in front of a line of people who don't know the details and probably just assumed he dropped the pasta by accident and stormed off in embarrassment. That doesn't sound like a win.
why would you care what people you'll never see again think
the goal is to make the wagie, SWEEP. IT. UP.
>walks away silently to mumbles of confusion
>"Heh, owned them."
>someone literally gets paid to clean up your tesco chicken salad that you've already paid for and can never get to eat
>"Clean it up, wagie. Worth it."
>people you'll never see again
The older you get, the smaller you realize the world is. I see people I know IRL in public places like airports, or even friends from 10 years ago all the time.
This piece of shit thread stays up but I get a 3 day for saying "Jews"?
I wonder who could be behind that ban
This thread reminds me why I don't fly. It has the whinest b***hes known to Earth involved.