>jelly for toast >creamer/sugar for cheap diner coffee >ketchup/hot sauce for eggs/burgers/etc.
Are you such a tard that you can’t understand why anybody would use basic condiments at a diner?
jam for toast and porridge
syrup and sugar on pancakes
milk to straight shot after a meal
salt, pepper and tabasco for omelettes and chips
ketchup for the lebron free throw into the bin
>sawdust
The red jar could, in theory, add a little zest to your cuck E. Cheeze pizza pie when paired with one of those miserable but abundant pitchers of Dad Juice. (Nobody even bothered to ask what kind of beer it was, it was just "frick my shit up ratpai.") The white, on the other hand, might ACTUALLY be the sawdust they use to clean up a "protein spill", as our associates in Orlando call it. Dehydrated vomit. The fact that's it's pizza vomit and will mostly "return to form" when sprinkled on a greasy cheesy slice is not all that comforting because it will usually also contain elements of orange soda and half-digested Tylenol.
jelly goes with toast
syrup goes with pancakes
ketchup goes with french fries
tabasco goes with chili
salt goes with baked potato
pepper goes with mayo based salads
sugar goes with fresh strawberries
half and half goes with pretending you poked your eye out with a fork
artificial sweeteners are for cancermaxxing
I ignore all this. Black pepper for pancakes. Most diner pancakes are so indulgent already that the low quality store syrup just hurts it.
Savory pancakes are underrated
forgot ketchup (and tabasco) is acceptable for fries when not provided adequate dipping sauce or the fries arent good enough on their own (or the price is bad and you just wanna get more bang for your buck)
>jelly for toast
>creamer/sugar for cheap diner coffee
>ketchup/hot sauce for eggs/burgers/etc.
Are you such a tard that you can’t understand why anybody would use basic condiments at a diner?
I was told by others here that condiments are for babies
if you want babies you should not use condoments
op is a troony from the shitcord.
they're all super triggered that they got told earlier.
I mix it all into some cursed hellbrew
When I was a kid I used to spoon out the jelly packs and eat them straight up.
I'll throw hot sauce in a quesadilla or something
HELL NO!
It's funny to loosen the tops so the stuff pours out all over the place.
jam for toast and porridge
syrup and sugar on pancakes
milk to straight shot after a meal
salt, pepper and tabasco for omelettes and chips
ketchup for the lebron free throw into the bin
hot sauce for eggs and ketchup for hashbrowns
Syrup on pancakes
Tobacco is gross, sadly it's the OG hot sauce
I only put ketchup on hot dogs
creamer and salt.
I don't know what the stuff in the white shaker is but it's not parmesan. It might just be sawdust.
>sawdust
The red jar could, in theory, add a little zest to your cuck E. Cheeze pizza pie when paired with one of those miserable but abundant pitchers of Dad Juice. (Nobody even bothered to ask what kind of beer it was, it was just "frick my shit up ratpai.") The white, on the other hand, might ACTUALLY be the sawdust they use to clean up a "protein spill", as our associates in Orlando call it. Dehydrated vomit. The fact that's it's pizza vomit and will mostly "return to form" when sprinkled on a greasy cheesy slice is not all that comforting because it will usually also contain elements of orange soda and half-digested Tylenol.
least schizophrenic post on Culinaly
no that's just norm macdonald ai
What kind of fricking Black person designed these? The holes are smaller than the pepper flakes, you have to unscrew the whole top to get them out.
jelly goes with toast
syrup goes with pancakes
ketchup goes with french fries
tabasco goes with chili
salt goes with baked potato
pepper goes with mayo based salads
sugar goes with fresh strawberries
half and half goes with pretending you poked your eye out with a fork
artificial sweeteners are for cancermaxxing
I ignore all this. Black pepper for pancakes. Most diner pancakes are so indulgent already that the low quality store syrup just hurts it.
Savory pancakes are underrated
I like to open the lid of the sugar shaker, place a napkin over it and load it with salt, then replace the lid and tear the excess
the freebie items are the best part of diners
tabasco and black pepper for eggs and hash browns
butter for toast
that will not make babies
forgot ketchup (and tabasco) is acceptable for fries when not provided adequate dipping sauce or the fries arent good enough on their own (or the price is bad and you just wanna get more bang for your buck)
If my diner had tabasco instead of real hot sauce I'd find a better diner.
Tabasco on fries, tabasco in the ketchup, ketchup on the tv.