Do you use any of this shit at the diner?

Do you use any of this shit at the diner?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >jelly for toast
    >creamer/sugar for cheap diner coffee
    >ketchup/hot sauce for eggs/burgers/etc.
    Are you such a tard that you can’t understand why anybody would use basic condiments at a diner?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was told by others here that condiments are for babies

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if you want babies you should not use condoments

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      op is a troony from the shitcord.
      they're all super triggered that they got told earlier.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I mix it all into some cursed hellbrew

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When I was a kid I used to spoon out the jelly packs and eat them straight up.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll throw hot sauce in a quesadilla or something

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HELL NO!
    It's funny to loosen the tops so the stuff pours out all over the place.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    jam for toast and porridge
    syrup and sugar on pancakes
    milk to straight shot after a meal
    salt, pepper and tabasco for omelettes and chips
    ketchup for the lebron free throw into the bin

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hot sauce for eggs and ketchup for hashbrowns

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Syrup on pancakes
    Tobacco is gross, sadly it's the OG hot sauce
    I only put ketchup on hot dogs

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    creamer and salt.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know what the stuff in the white shaker is but it's not parmesan. It might just be sawdust.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sawdust
      The red jar could, in theory, add a little zest to your cuck E. Cheeze pizza pie when paired with one of those miserable but abundant pitchers of Dad Juice. (Nobody even bothered to ask what kind of beer it was, it was just "frick my shit up ratpai.") The white, on the other hand, might ACTUALLY be the sawdust they use to clean up a "protein spill", as our associates in Orlando call it. Dehydrated vomit. The fact that's it's pizza vomit and will mostly "return to form" when sprinkled on a greasy cheesy slice is not all that comforting because it will usually also contain elements of orange soda and half-digested Tylenol.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        least schizophrenic post on Culinaly

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no that's just norm macdonald ai

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What kind of fricking Black person designed these? The holes are smaller than the pepper flakes, you have to unscrew the whole top to get them out.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    jelly goes with toast
    syrup goes with pancakes
    ketchup goes with french fries
    tabasco goes with chili
    salt goes with baked potato
    pepper goes with mayo based salads
    sugar goes with fresh strawberries
    half and half goes with pretending you poked your eye out with a fork
    artificial sweeteners are for cancermaxxing

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I ignore all this. Black pepper for pancakes. Most diner pancakes are so indulgent already that the low quality store syrup just hurts it.
    Savory pancakes are underrated

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like to open the lid of the sugar shaker, place a napkin over it and load it with salt, then replace the lid and tear the excess

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the freebie items are the best part of diners

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tabasco and black pepper for eggs and hash browns
    butter for toast

    [...]

    that will not make babies

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      forgot ketchup (and tabasco) is acceptable for fries when not provided adequate dipping sauce or the fries arent good enough on their own (or the price is bad and you just wanna get more bang for your buck)

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If my diner had tabasco instead of real hot sauce I'd find a better diner.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tabasco on fries, tabasco in the ketchup, ketchup on the tv.

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