Yes, it is very delicious. When a restaurant doesn't have Heinz I claim to be an heir to the Heinz fortune and can't be seen eating non-Heinz ketchup. Then they find some Heinz because they always have some hidden for themselves.
No, the only gays that think it does are the only fricks from heinz or hunts who have a financial interest in those companies, anyone with any taste or sence knows that the is best is del monte.
Del Monte tastes more like tomatos whereas heinz and hunts taste more of sugar and hfcs.
>Del Monte tastes more like tomatos
I'm not sure I've ever seen Del Monte but if I do, I'll be sure to buy some. That's the reason I like Kotlin. The worst ketchup is Sir Kensingshit. Sir Kenshitton is supposed to so good but every single one if their products I've tried have been utter fricking garbage. Sir Shittington ketchup tastes like... you know that unique smell that dumpster juice has? Imagine tasting it after adding 37 limes. That's Shit Kensington ketchup.
Absolute fricking worst ketchup ever.
I bought some Sir Kensington stuff at the store because I had a coupon and when I got home I realized it was all expired. The store had just started carrying it too so it was already expired when they got it. I tried again later and only got one bottle (can't remember which sauce) and it tasted like shit so I'm done with them.
The joke in OP's image is that she's a member of the Heinz family, and being seen with a competitor's product would reflect negatively on their own.
You can tell by her horribly disfigured nose.
Huh?
Not hard to follow if you are in the biz its obvious
the most bought doesnt always mean the best.
Yes, it is very delicious. When a restaurant doesn't have Heinz I claim to be an heir to the Heinz fortune and can't be seen eating non-Heinz ketchup. Then they find some Heinz because they always have some hidden for themselves.
Six million israelites in the holocaust.
Heinz.
The final solution for condiments.
My next door neighbours little girl gave me a hotdog with non Heinz on it once at a BBQ and I fricked her on the lawn with a broomstick.
That's kinky, hopefully you gave her your hotdog in return.
No, the only gays that think it does are the only fricks from heinz or hunts who have a financial interest in those companies, anyone with any taste or sence knows that the is best is del monte.
Del Monte tastes more like tomatos whereas heinz and hunts taste more of sugar and hfcs.
>Del Monte tastes more like tomatos
I'm not sure I've ever seen Del Monte but if I do, I'll be sure to buy some. That's the reason I like Kotlin. The worst ketchup is Sir Kensingshit. Sir Kenshitton is supposed to so good but every single one if their products I've tried have been utter fricking garbage. Sir Shittington ketchup tastes like... you know that unique smell that dumpster juice has? Imagine tasting it after adding 37 limes. That's Shit Kensington ketchup.
Absolute fricking worst ketchup ever.
I bought some Sir Kensington stuff at the store because I had a coupon and when I got home I realized it was all expired. The store had just started carrying it too so it was already expired when they got it. I tried again later and only got one bottle (can't remember which sauce) and it tasted like shit so I'm done with them.
I even checked mine to see if it hasn't gone off and it hadn't. The stuff just tastes like shit. Worst condiment company ever.
No. Kotlin does.
Can you imagine being a snob about ketchup though? I mean, that's the joke here, right?
No they taste very different and can alter your meals taste
You could say the same about dish soap but you don't see me boasting about my superior taste in dish soap
Sauce snobs are pathetic
The joke in OP's image is that she's a member of the Heinz family, and being seen with a competitor's product would reflect negatively on their own.
You can tell by her horribly disfigured nose.
It's just a ton of sugar.
We are genetically disposed to like that shit.
In reality, you want to look for low sugar alternatives.
Ketchup skeeves me out. something about the sweetness, the slightly grainy consistency. gives me the israelite shivers.
It's good and I don't use ketchup enough to search for alternatives. I did accidently buy Heinz mustard once and never made that mistake again.
what was wrong with it?
no, even when it comes to slop "ketchup", french's beats them
This is the best, and the only ketchup worth consuming.
>No artificial sweeteners in big bold letters
>Loads and loads of HFCS, however
hey moron, the 'simply' variant from his image has no HFCS
>see product with claim
>look up different product
>take the bot generated estimate summary from a search engine as fact
Double moron.
french's is best
I like French's fries. Or french fries, if you will.
Heinz beans means
For me, it's Del Monte Catsup.