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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Way too big.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      okay twink.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    for me, it's sour jerry

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      sour apples are best apples

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not big enough for me. I can handle a huge apple

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Apples shouldn't be that big, it's stupid Amerifat thinking.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Real men like a big apple. Only soys like you eat the tiny apples

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Apples aren't meant to be a meal, fatass.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I snack on the biggest apples all day long

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Just how much of a manlet are you that a big apple counts as a meal? I know europeans are short and malnourished, but I didn't know it was that bad

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Apples shouldn't be the size of a baby's head, fatass. How much sugar do you need?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i will never understand applehomosexuals
    pears are much better

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      golly, you're so unique and interesting

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        applegay BTFO

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >unfortunately for you, I've already depicted myself as the wojak
          Good one.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            nothing like a bit of self deprecating humor. all jest aside, I enjoy all froots.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Does that mean applegays are NPCs?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >that one guy who ate peaches instead if apples in school unlike the rest

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pears would be perfect if they weren't gritty.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Shh you'll summon the JellyBeanAnon!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          w-who is that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No they aren't. Awful texture for a fruit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Royal Gala all the way.

      If they're firm they're shit, but if they're soft pears go good too.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's Kronprinz Rudolf.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why do any of you guys post on a cooking board? You clearly don't know anything about apples at all? Why waste everyone's time here? I don't get it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm actually a professional

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    are cosmic crisps goyslop or will you guys permit me to enjoy them?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      sorry bro, permission denied

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They're pretty darn good
      Maybe as good as Fuji, which is the best

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're way too sweet and way too big, I only go for granny smith apples.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're actually pretty good. The first time I had it I was pretty underwhelmed, but that's because the hype was kind of ridiculous for a while and I didn't really understand what the Cosmic Crisp was actually supposed to be. It's a replacement for Red Delicious: super consistent, doesn't blemish easily, keeps well all year. The difference of course is that it is actually delicious. The flavor isn't anything special, very much a traditional apple taste. But it's always super crisp, always has a bit of tang, and always sweet. It's just good.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Boskoop, frick off with your DRM apples

      >SweeTango
      >Cosmic Crisp
      >Pazzazz
      >EverCrisp
      >SugarBee
      >SnapDragon
      >WildTwist
      Didn't know there's so many Honeycrisp hybrids.
      Bet the suits regret not trademarking Honeycrisp.
      In fact, there's a naming contest for a new hybrid:
      https://wsu.edu/wa64contest/

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    obligatory braeburn post. apples were solved 70 years ago. to say otherwise is to admit that you've never eaten a braeburn.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Braeburn used to be my favorite 10+ years ago. But now they hardly sell them anywhere anymore. And the quality was not reliable.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The humble Elstar will always trump all

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For me it is the McIntosh. I like the softer texture. But it's not available as often because of the softer texture making it easier to damage and reducing shelf life. All other apples upset my stomach a little bit unless cooked.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I eat 2-3 apples a day, and I love honeycrisps. But I think I prefer the cosmic crisp, it has better flavor. In any case, the texture is just right for both of them.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    honeycrisp makes the handsdown best apple cider, but for eating apples, I like Gala, Fuji, the best, maybe jonagold ranked next. Pazazz are the new honeycrisp. I expect we'll see more of them in the coming years.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Boskoop, frick off with your DRM apples

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just rotated one of these in my head guys
    It was photorealistic

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      did you suppose you would be hungry?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I rotated your mum in my bed last night
      It was sexual

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honeycrisp is good.
    But my favorites are Envy (wonderfully sweet complex flavor) and Pazazz (ungodly juicy and crisp)

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am an oldgay who has bad front teeth so I can no longer eat apples like a normal person. I have to use a paring knife to cut pieces off. Don't weep for me, for soon it will happen to you.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna be Big McIntosh for me partner. Eeyup

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      came here looking for obscure references, I am pleased

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As a certified Washington homie, Fuji is king.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Glad to see red delicious cucks got bullied off the board for good

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pears > apples

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    McIntosh for me thx.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is there any person who loves golden delicious aka the worst fricking apple on planet Earth?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they are good for pies

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Objectively the best fruit

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pink Lady's are nice

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You sir are my Black and have excellent taste

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    man these are really hit or miss
    sometimes a whole gaggle of them are top tier delicious and other times they taste like tonic water

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yep. This is why I can't consider Honeycrisp a top-tier apple even if the good ones are great. Just way too inconsistent, and they're absolutely awful when they're bad.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        while this could be the case with any apple and singling out honeycrisp may be unfair, I will say I've never EVER had a bad granny smith
        Fuji's are pretty inconsistent too

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite apple is from the heirloom tree in my yard, it’s some hybrid I don’t know. Light green and a nice crunch every bite.

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