Here in Scandinavia (at least Norway and Sweden) you are only allowed to eat candy on Saturdays to protect your teeth, serving candy to a guest on "normal" days is blasphemy, only tolerated if you are sick or pregnant. The only exceptions are Easter, Christmas and birthdays.
yeah I used to live in norway and you are talking mad shit
Here in Tennessee every time you eat country fried steak you have to jerk off to completion at the thought of that time you walked in on your sister taking a shower.
Here in Poland a lot of people are so poor they often make a tree bark soup. We even have special laws allowing you to harvest the bark from state forests.
In germany bricklayers and construction worker are legally obliged to exclusivly consome raw minced pork for breakfast on workdays. It's called Maurermarmelade. It's what gives the german bear his strength. Refusing Maurermarmeladenfrühstück as a tourist or guest, will be meet with confusion and later disgust, in the end considering you too week to be called a real man.
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What are you talking about? It's neither the same format, style, nor picture attached. Plus there are 7 posts and 7 unique posters, you brainlet. How new gay are you?
it was custom to not eat meat on the friday before easter and wednesday 40 days before, but that was a religious custom
leaving op there's seven posters and nine replies, besides your answers we have still 8 replies, and still you have to make all that mental gym to say is not when "someone" actually wrote down two sad replies in the same fashion
Go have sex homosexuals
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this is funny cause it's true, there is a big debate on weather you butter the bread first or not though. no butter gays are the worst.
There is no debate. There is just right (thick butter) and wrong (no butter). Debate can be had about pickles and the cut of the onions.
never had it with pickles, but I do prefer diced onions over rings, easier to eat.
Yeah, that's what I prefer too. Some even add Maggie, but that's honestly a waste of good Mett. Bun+Butter+at least same thickness Mett as the bun is+onions+salt and pepper.
I like nutmeg too unless its fresh pepper, then I want to taste that.
Here in America it's customary to slap your belly in a drumbeat rhythm and roar monstrously whenever you're hungry, and after you've eaten the meal, burping and farting loudly is seen as a sign of approval. If your mouth is clean by the time the meal is done and you do not burp or fart it is seen as an insult to the cook. Napkins are also discouraged, seen as being extremely pretentious and only used by "homosexuals".
in south carolina if you refuse sweet tea, we give you nutsack water
Based underage kid. Remember to also go to bed by your bedtime. Hahahaha!
Where I live if you don't do X you have to do Y or Z happens hahaha
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Here in the USA when you eat at a restaurant it is custom to clap as the waiter sets down your food, similar to clapping when a plane lands. It is believed the food will go through you as promptly and cleanly as it came to you. Not clapping is seen as a sign of disrespect and ungratefulness, akin to not tipping the waiter. Some foreigners have been spit on for forgetting to clap or say the Pledge of Allegiance before eating.
>At the point of me screencapping there were 7 posts (including OP) and 6 posters (excluding OP). So every post was made by a unique IP.
op thread is not on replies counting. Btw, This is not /b/, if someone feel the need to open jokes thread should at least make it clear, if is not possible to avoid it
>if someone feel the need to open jokes thread should at least make it clear
What kind of autism is that? Normal humans understand humor and play along, when they see it, as did everybody before you started to get salty about the last two guys supposedly having to be the same because you thought you really need to jizz on a american bbq. Absolute state of Culinaly.
>not all people understand or find funny tasteless humor
Take your meds, autismo.
said mr "i have to post twice the same thing because they've deleted it"
>there's rules
Like annoucing an report being against the rues, you absolute unit of embarrassment.
i haven't reported nor announced, people have to see this thread. it was just to show there's a reason for that report option in blue boards
>yuropoors literally have laws that prohibits them from eating
>Discipline in society is wrong
You could do with it too, tubby. Nobody every taught you put down the fork. No wonder your country is a decadent hellhole.
That is only something you do for children, as an adult no one will give a frick when you eat candy.
In New Zealand if you run over a penguin you have to either eat it so it doesn't go to waste or pay a $300 fine.
here in Iowa we take our corn very seriously and fights have been known to break out between sweet corn vendors, some deadly
btw peaches & cream is the best and if anyone wants to dispute this i am happy to face any one of you homosexuals in single combat, armed or unarmed