Ever have these cotton candy grapes? Cuz holy shit

Ever have these “cotton candy” grapes? Cuz holy shit

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i overheard this obese lady at work talking about them so i figured they were slop

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They taste exactly like their name and the sugar content must be insane. They’re good though

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They don't have any tangy sour flavor at all, so if those are the types of grapes you enjoy you might pass on em
      they are like the sweetest softer red grape you've ever had, but soaked in even sweeter juice
      very sweet raspberry adjacent flavor, a little reminiscent of cotton candy but does not deliver the exact representation I'd conjure for that
      >pic rel
      Boysenberries are my shit, perfect balance of tangy to sweet ratio in berry form, best pie choice.
      Marionberries are also top notch if you get the good stuff, I recommend it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        is this a crack mayor joke?

        Eating frozen grapes right now, you ever try that? It’s fantastic

        hell yeah. hell yeah.

        https://i.imgur.com/DnVKBIx.jpeg

        they call these moondrop.
        i call them purple nurple.

        yeahhhh those are my shit. my foodbank had about 20 cases of them because people didn't buy them at the store i guess so for about a week last summer i had a fridge full of purp nurps. it was a great week.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >is this a crack mayor joke?
          I guess it's not surprising you've never heard of marionberries. They're extremely regional and I hear they don't ship well.

          https://i.imgur.com/DnVKBIx.jpeg

          they call these moondrop.
          i call them purple nurple.

          I used to call'em "gramma breasts."
          Why are they only sold in Asian supermarkets in my area?
          To build on

          Yes. 3sweet5me.

          >Boysenberries
          I am a recent convert to their supremacy.

          , what do y'all think of scuppernongs/muscadines? They're my favourite grape.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. 3sweet5me.

        >Boysenberries
        I am a recent convert to their supremacy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I got a grape stuck in my ear once

      that was me, jerk

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      its literally fruit you terminally online Black person

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this is the first time i've heard of them outside of real life you fricking imbecile

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes they are goyslop for children. All sugar with no acid to balance them out on the palate.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think I have a mutation in a taste bud receptor cause they just taste like very sweet grapes to me

    • 1 month ago
      G8rH8r

      same, I’ve had them 2 different times for two different companies and both times they didn’t taste like cotton candy. Just tasted like sweet grapes but less regular grape flavor.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      same, I’ve had them 2 different times for two different companies and both times they didn’t taste like cotton candy. Just tasted like sweet grapes but less regular grape flavor.

      they're not supposed to taste like cotton candy, it's just the brand name of the grapes

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit! An unpozzed fruit company,(seemingly)
    Very rare in today's food market. I would consider buying stock in them, most definitely.
    Their public release catalog looks damn good too. You still have to remember, all natural as they may be, they are on par with candy as far as fructose content. Still...
    WOULD

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gimmie some funny fangaz.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >checked
        Lel! That was gonna be my post too...
        I'll bet they taste great.

        Eating frozen grapes right now, you ever try that? It’s fantastic

        Is verr gud.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      those finger-looking grapes are really good too

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, I had no idea there was a whole range of this stuff but it makes sense. I wonder how easy most of these are to find.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    shut up dude, you sound like a total pussy

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Eating frozen grapes right now, you ever try that? It’s fantastic

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can I use them to make cotton candy wine?
    I had sweet wine during Passover and it was disgusting so when we were supposed to spill a little I played dumb and emptied the whole cup
    Anyways I want to make something completely disgusting

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Total israelite death

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Once you gays cross that line then theres no going back...

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They taste slightly sweeter than an ordinary grape but nothing like cotton candy.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they call these moondrop.
    i call them purple nurple.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bought them by accident and ate half
    theyre okay but i just wanted normal ones

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They're even better frozen

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They only special for the first few, then your tastebuds are dulled to the extra sugar and they just taste like grapes

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Borneo was shilling these like 8 years ago. I finally saw them in a store and tried one, and remembered that I hate cotton candy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Borneo
      Shame the covid got her.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She would be an anti-vaxer.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    mom would buy those every week back when she found them. i tried one every time, it's just a grape.

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