Everyone calls it piss but as a bong it's actually not bad at all. Better than a lot of other big name beers.
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Everyone calls it piss but as a bong it's actually not bad at all. Better than a lot of other big name beers.
>as a bong
Show teeth or gtfo
As stupid as it sounds, my teeth are very identifiable and I don't want to DOX myself.
>his teeth are so mangled that they are singularly identifiable just from a picture
This is sufficient for me. Bud ain't bad, it was just a reddit millennial meme to drink pine tar and hot sauce flavored beers to be performatively not like those boomers who drink piss water macro lagers. They're all fine. Bud, corona, pbr, rolling rock, etc. Pretty much tastes like Beer and you can drink them 12 at a time without issue.
nah its beat by literally any mexican beer that isnt corona and if i want a non-light american macrobrew give me a miller genuine draft (wish it came in a 40 so i didnt have to drink nasty ass high life when i cant find mickeys because 40s of st ides is impossible to find nowadays and old english 40s are rare) or even a coors banquet
corona sucks but pbr is fine
Budweiser's fine and great, Bud Light however is just straight up piss water BTFO by basically every other light beer
Still reeling from the troony shit eh, Anheuser?
The bud light debacle really is hilarious. Advertisers really did underestimate how childish their main demo is
Advertisers were moronic in the first place for thinking they could successfully use transgenderism to market their light beer which is most famous among 15-35 y.o. frat boys and divorced Dads.
And they fricking owned Stella Artois. Slapping a troony on that beer would've worked so much better.
almost as if its not about the money
yeah anon its always a complicated conspiracy. Its never just the result of incompetence
no, it was all demonstrably true, companies were all going out of their way to flash LGBT support in spite of their core demographic because they score higher ESG scores and score more favorable loans from blackrock.
Anything which is demonstrably true but unpleasant for israelites is a schizo chud conspiracy theory. This is modern political discourse 101
Wrong as always poltard.
look up who distributes modelo
maybe one day you'll see something that will snap you out of it, anon.
we're all rooting for you.
>wake up, sheeple
>be an enlightened intellectual like me, who spends all day inserting culture war politics into hobby board discussions on Culinaly and thinks that's accomplishing anything
The only bad thing about yuengling is that it's so good, the best deal (pint cans) run out of stock stupid-fast. I'm sure the glass bottles and normal 12oz cans are fine, but dammit, I want to buy a 12 pack and get the equivalent of a 16 pack of 12ozers, while paying less than a normal 12 pack of other brands.
its worse than that. budlight was easily the most valuable brand in beer. there was absolutely nothing to gain. homosexuals and women do not have discerning tastes. all inbev had to do was make a new gay brand, put bud light in the can, and not tell anyone.
It was #1 then they pulled the goofy troony stuff, now modelo is number one. Ya know there's a border issue when modelo surpassed coors light
You gueros need to stop being puntos and drink more, vato
Or how there are like 10 other competitors at every supermarket
Or just slap a gay flag on the can like they did for previous prides
I'm literally gay and used to drink bud light but the troony shit is so distasteful even to me and the other varieties of light beer so indistinguishable that I have never bought it since
But sucking dick and drinking cum is ok to you, that doesn't make a whole lot of sense.
Semen isn't a brand of beer. I understand you may find this confusing, but please try to keep it in mind.
You might be surprised at what those California types wearing sketchers and vans come up with.
they didn't learn a thing from new coke, once something transcends into the realm of being fun to hate, people will hate it because the memes told you to hate it.
I didn't even like bud light before for tasting like yeasty seltzer water, but now I wouldn't be caught holding one, because it's embarrassing.
>shartpost
when they call it piss they're referring to bud light, not bud heavy
the people talking shit about any beer are usually beta male simps. actual males don't care as long as it gets you drunk, despite what cucked males say even the most commercial beer is still drinkable, it's not double hopped fricked me in the ass chocolate mocha stout but it's palatable and gets you drunk and thats all that matters really
If you're only drinking to get drunk, why drink beer anyway? Might as well go for something with a higher ABV that's (holistically speaking) cheaper
beer drunk is different to whisky drunk and whisky drunk is different to wine drunk. you will get people saying ethanol is ethanol which is technically true but those people have no understanding of fermentation nor distillation and therefore give no thought to the 100's of fermentation / distillation byproducts unique to each alcohol which produce different effects.
>beer drunk is different to whisky drunk and whisky drunk is different to wine drunk
this is the way.
whiskey, two shots i'm black out, hateful and violent. literally the key to the abyss.
other liquors don't do it to me, but that does.
beer, i just laugh at stupid shit and unwind.
able to drink all day long and be fine.
wine, get shit tanked and hungover.
If you're drinking beer for the taste you're not getting bud. Bud is a getting buzzed or getting drunk and stopping shortly before bed kinda beer.
I have 10 bottles of Delirium left from a 24 I bought like two years ago, every time I go to grab one and drink it I tend to stop myself because I wanna enjoy that beer so I save it for the right time. Otherwise I have some average beer on hand to drink like it's water.
I drink beer to get drunk because it has a built-in pacing mechanism. My self control gets worse the drunker I get so if I just go for the liquor I will 100% end up drinking twice as much as I meant to from the start. With beer I can unleash hell with no attempt at restraint and slam cans of 5% abv as fast I want and still not die from it. Also the value proposition isn't that bad, cheap beer is comparable to mid-low price spirits in terms of ethanol per dollar, and while it's nothing special it is more or less palatable and inoffensive. Of course bottom shelf plastic bottle admiral senor kalashnikov golden vodka with notes of kerosene is much cheaper but then I have to drink that. Beer is a great balance of functionality, price, and taste.
I just prefer beer in general, it feels like you can nurse it longer at the bar if you want to save some cash and I feel more in control of my drunk compared to taking a double shot and having all of the alcohol hit you at once.
You should still not be buying AB inbev products under any circumstances
It's pretty mid, it doesn't taste that much different than your average mass produced european lager that each country has. Bud Light is pretty bad though.
If you want a truly shit beer look at Heineken
Didnt they put troony juice or some shit in there?
as a bong bud was my go to for years during my alcoholic era
Maybe it tastes better when it's warm, then.
I really dislike beer hipsters. Yeah macros brews wont knock your breasts off like a 4X IPA but they are meant to be cheap as frick beer you drink after work not some artisanal shit you pair with a food
Same. My brother's girlfriend is a snob wanna be rich person so she always throws a fit if we don't go to some hipster ass place with 13 dollar IPAs.
is bong bud brewed in bongland, or is it imported from burgerland?
It's brewed in the UK and is 4.5%ABV. Bud Light is 3.4%ABV. Bongs have the same obsession with rice and maize in beer as Americans but you have to drink more to get where you wanna go.
>as a bong
No shit, all your beer is even lower abv.
dehydrates too much and causes hangovers.
best to stick to better beers.
I thought I was the only one who seemed to feel like shit after drinking budweiser
Its the best out of the beers that are always available
Coors banquet wants a word
It's a perfectly fine beer until you get to the last sip which tastes like chemicals. Maybe it's only a problem with the cans but other beers don't seem to have this issue
Yuengling is better, for the same or lower price
is this an east coast thing?
ive never seen it
It's been spreading slowly west.
They recently entered the Missouri market, which was a huge landmark for them because they've been avoiding for a very long time because they didn't want to compete with Anheuser Busch. Crossing the Mississippi was considered a no go until then.
yuengling is a much better beer but it's still northeast regional + I've seen it in florida
>brits in charge of what constitutes good beer
marginally better than if I were to offer an opinion
t. Australian
ok how you know
thrash compared to Yuengling but apparently you can only get it on the east coast
I used to live back east and would drink Yuengling but I never liked it. Too bitter for me, if I remember correctly, and also kinda stinky.
*blocks your path*
lol lmao it's just homosexual piss beer. There's much better light beers out there.
It's beer for people who hate beer.
Tastes like nothing.
There's only one kind of booze for me. It's cheap and it burns my ability to feel any kind of stress. it tastes so fricking foul but I do love it.
Drink the red/white/blue 4loko, it doesn't even have a flavor listed. 2 of those and you're feeling good
I guess I came off too harsh about the taste, but I don't really care about the taste. but I bet those are easier to find
Nothin like a Mickey for me
I like moose head beer. It’s union made and the oldest independent beer brand in Canada
Budweiser is the only brand around here other than yuengling that sells the 16ozer cans, and sells for about the same price. Can't say I'm impressed though. The flavor is just weak.
This is the real Budweiser, not that amerishart pisswater.
My piss beer of choice is Rainier
>brewed in california
no thanks. I'd rather drink soiboi IPAs from local companies than that commie swill
>rather drink commie swill than commie swill
I think your based circuit is malfunctioning anon. Rainier is pretty good as far as cheap beers go, I like it. Moved away from the west coast for numerous obvious good reasons but I do miss the 'nier. Mountain and beverage.
yeah it's not bad. I'm just upset because I also moved out of WA last year and I miss it
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