"evil" foods

what are some food items that you would typically associate with less-than-savory characters?

being from the northeast i tend to associate subway sandwiches and just "sub" sandwiches in general with scummy people. the "cheesesteak", the "new york hero", "grinders" etc. i typically see enjoyed in more "working-class" italian american circles (not that all working class people are evil per se), and over here it wouldnt be out of place to see a shifty-eyed chubby guy in a nike sweatsuit and big chain ordering a chicken parm sandwich in 1 of our pizzerias

not to be stereotypical or judgemental but you never see a 6 figure making yuppie and his socialite wife eating at subway

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You are fricking autistic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      where do you think you are

      OP is at least kind of correct though, in the first GTA game one of the mission complete messages is something like "Jimmy says thanks for taking care of that, fat frick left a meatball hero inside for you too"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >in the first GTA game
        You are also autistic.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >remembering stuff from your childhood is autistic
          you wouldn't know but white people become self-aware at quite an early age and actually remember stuff from when they were young

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what the frick is a meatball hero

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >he never had the spaghetti peripheral for his ps2

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          disgusting sandwich for degenerates

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I associate pizza (while its good in small doses) with paedophiles, mobsters and other riff raff. Mayo makes me think of some gross exgf of mine from Chicago who couldn't quit consuming the stuff. Also Ranch makes me think of uncultured people. Chicken makes me think of normalgays who consider it a good eat when the gristle makes gag. "Tastes like Chicken my ass"

      What's wrong with being autistic?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    But anon I used to always go to Leroux' deli in my town and buy one of their subs and they were so good and they were always so nice. I def associate subs with friendliness and warm memories.

    Subway is pretty awful though, plus that whole scheme where they were providing children to jared and then quietly disposing of their broken bodies.

    Little Caesar's is food for pickpockets and drug dealers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I remember a couple months ago when Little Caesar's raised the price of their pizza and everybody who was outraged was either black or Mexican. So yeah, it's for sure food for pickpockets and drug dealers.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        maybe you're just israeli?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I remember a couple months ago when Little Caesar's raised the price of their pizza and everybody who was outraged was either black or Mexican.
        Why do they give a shit, they're just there to buy the unbaked EBT pizza. It's not like they are paying for it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what do you mean "providing children to jared etc. etc."? i know jared was a diddler but what did the company have to do with it?

      never been to a leroux deli but ive heard good things

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They didn't actually, but Jared did blame Subway for him being into kids.
        IIRC, he said the sandwiches made him horny for children and he knows this because he wasn't like that before he started eating them.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          eating subway every day could make you deranged enough

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's a chicken/egg sorta thing here. Does eating Subway everyday make people deranged or is it that deranged people choose to eat Subway daily? I would think it's the latter.

            https://i.imgur.com/x40VLoR.jpg

            what are some food items that you would typically associate with less-than-savory characters?

            being from the northeast i tend to associate subway sandwiches and just "sub" sandwiches in general with scummy people. the "cheesesteak", the "new york hero", "grinders" etc. i typically see enjoyed in more "working-class" italian american circles (not that all working class people are evil per se), and over here it wouldnt be out of place to see a shifty-eyed chubby guy in a nike sweatsuit and big chain ordering a chicken parm sandwich in 1 of our pizzerias

            not to be stereotypical or judgemental but you never see a 6 figure making yuppie and his socialite wife eating at subway

            I, too, really fricking hate eye-ties. They truly disgust me. Not even meming. I'm dead serious.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's a chicken/egg sorta thing here. Does eating Subway everyday make people deranged or is it that deranged people choose to eat Subway daily? I would think it's the latter.

          [...]
          I, too, really fricking hate eye-ties. They truly disgust me. Not even meming. I'm dead serious.

          Fricking bullshit. Jared was peddling pornos out of his dorm room when he was in college. He was a sex addict who was too goddamned lazy to eat anything else, but the nearby Subway and he ended up consuming so much porn he ended up getting into worse and worse shit probably.

          https://uproxx.com/tv/subway-pitchman-jared-fogle-allegedly-ran-a-porn-rental-service-out-of-his-college-dorm/

          Quiche. I have never met anyone that was particularly fond of them, except one guy. He was a homosexual man and managing boss at a job of mine. He made no secret of his same-sex desires for employees. When he identified a male worker he liked, he would ask them if they ever cooked quiche. This was a bait, kind of like prison. If you said you liked cooking in any way, he would pressure you into quiche. Eventually he'd have you texting him pics as you make your first quiche at home. Then he'd arrange a meet up to try your quiche and it would end with him forcing you to bottom for him. I don't know how he managed to do it repeatedly so many times, he just did. He used his boss position over desperate workers, and he really loved quiche. At that job, there was an inside joke among the guys about who was "quiched" and who wasn't.

          Utterly fantastic read.

          https://i.imgur.com/x40VLoR.jpg

          what are some food items that you would typically associate with less-than-savory characters?

          being from the northeast i tend to associate subway sandwiches and just "sub" sandwiches in general with scummy people. the "cheesesteak", the "new york hero", "grinders" etc. i typically see enjoyed in more "working-class" italian american circles (not that all working class people are evil per se), and over here it wouldnt be out of place to see a shifty-eyed chubby guy in a nike sweatsuit and big chain ordering a chicken parm sandwich in 1 of our pizzerias

          not to be stereotypical or judgemental but you never see a 6 figure making yuppie and his socialite wife eating at subway

          Foie Gras, Ortolan, or Veal. I'm a big meat eater, but the idea of chaining an animal up from birth, force feeding a goose, or drowning something in cognac seems uncessarily evil.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You know its honestly shocking Jared became such a national icon even though it was beyond obvious the only reason he lost weight is because his fat ass was only eating two sandwiches a day or whatever it was he ate, not because of the food itself. As if people cannot comprehend eating less in general means you lose weight.
            >then again the average american is a shitheaded mouthbreather so I suppose it shouldn’t be too baffling
            t. burger before any mutt reees at me

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >rant about jared
            And? Anon didn't say he's into kids because of Subway. All that was said is that Jared /claimed to be/ into kids because of Subway. And I have no idea what the other post about the possible correlation between consumption of Subway sandwiches and derangement have anything to do with your post so I have no clue why you would reference it.p

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Jared was a victim of entrapment. Unpopular opinion, but yeah that's how I feel

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                entrapment is when you lure someone to commit a crime they otherwise would not have committed. it has nothing to do with being caught bragging about crimes you've already committed.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm sure you were there, anon. Don't be stupid

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm sure you were there, anon. Don't be stupid

                The frick are you talking about? There was no entrapment at all in that case. He was not only an evil piece of shit, but a really dumb one to boot.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Okay gay

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ironic considering that gays are the only people who might ever be sympathetic to you sick frick pedos.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm a pedo? News to me

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                sorry you had to find out this way

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No you should be sorry you sent me an obviously biased source

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This is an hour-long documentary but if you're invested in the subject then it's going to show you how untrue that is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDBi4Ogrru0
                I never really got over how someone as inane as a chain sandwich shop spokesman who lost weight starving himself turned out to be such a monster just because. It makes the case fascinating to me in that it feels like it was the result of an uncaring god playing madlibs.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Well I only believe myself, so you'd be wasting your time.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            what's funny to me is that the once famous subway he lived overtop of when he lost all that weight (and was selling pornos I guess) closed down in the last year or two. I was pretty surprised it took that long to close. I think a local sandwich/bakery place moved in there now

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >being from the northeast
    >negative association with Subway and sub sandwiches
    Both of those things are from the northeast to begin with, though. You should be proud of them. Subway is from Bridgeport CT, and the submarine sandwich got the name from the Groton sub base.
    When I was teaching in Japan, I used Subway as a famous thing from my home. Subways aren't super common in Japan, but there was one in the main train station downtown so my students had actually heard of it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pls describe the kawaii pussy you enjoyed in Nippon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I went on a few dates but they didn't blossom into anything. I'm not just gonna frick someone unless we're serious.
        I was told one of my students had a crush on me, but I don't think that was actually true and I certainly wouldn't date a student.
        Anyway, Connecticut also claims the hamburger sandwich was created there, at Louis' Lunch in New Haven.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I certainly wouldn't date a student.
          KWAB

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Even if there weren't any moral issues, it would have gotten me fricking fired, which would have in turn gotten me deported.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >he thinks six figures is impressive or something
    Holy shit, just how poor (or old) are you? $100K is barely above average these days.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're so fricking cool anon holy shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        shut up, bb, i know it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      According to the May 2020 National Occupational Employment and Wages Estimates by the BLS, the average salary in the United States is$56,310

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >average
        >not median
        ok moron

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nerd

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I would kill someone with my bare hands in broad daylight to make 100k a year

        Well, it's about average for where I live.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would kill someone with my bare hands in broad daylight to make 100k a year

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Start with anon please

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >less-than-savory characters
    Such as MSG-13?

    For me it’s avocados, olive oil, and truffles due to the involvement of organized crime in each of them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bravo.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mozzarella is almost exclusively gangster turf. So are tomatoes and wheat.

      Quiche. I have never met anyone that was particularly fond of them, except one guy. He was a homosexual man and managing boss at a job of mine. He made no secret of his same-sex desires for employees. When he identified a male worker he liked, he would ask them if they ever cooked quiche. This was a bait, kind of like prison. If you said you liked cooking in any way, he would pressure you into quiche. Eventually he'd have you texting him pics as you make your first quiche at home. Then he'd arrange a meet up to try your quiche and it would end with him forcing you to bottom for him. I don't know how he managed to do it repeatedly so many times, he just did. He used his boss position over desperate workers, and he really loved quiche. At that job, there was an inside joke among the guys about who was "quiched" and who wasn't.

      Absolutely right. Quiche is of and for the devil: lust, gluttony, greed, sloth and missplaced pride all in one. That's 5 out of 7 capital sins people.

      I nominate cheap knockoff products: em&ems, Tollerone, Detos, KatKot, Mountain Drive, Energade, "artisanal" specialties that lack a DOCG label. They're frauds only fraudsters are willing to buy into.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >hating on this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not OP, but that honestly does look utterly revolting to me. Not trolling.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you should be purged from the earth

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You just know that the bottom is already all wet and slimy from the tomatoes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Everything except that "cheese"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who wants to eat something that looks like cum?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        people who aren't porn addicts

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    raisins. the first time I've got a pulled pork sandwich it was such a delight for the first 2 or so bites I knew I'll have to look up the recipe to made them by myself later. And then.. third innocent bite and there are fricking raisins in my sandwich. Stop ruining stuff with your shitty dried fruit. First you put it into cookies and I didn't speak up because I don't give a shit about cookies but now sandwiches??? Help

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Veganism. only narcissists try to extend their life for as long as possible with practices that make others poor and/or unhealthy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot this one. Reminds me of the scummy hardliners I'd meet at hardcore shows

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Vietnamese/Indian cashews. I revel in the fact that people looking to save a buck or two on the trendy cashew will unknowingly support the suffering of people across the world. For pennies a day villagers will process cashews that contain a highly irritating and often times physically damaging substance. They suffer so trendy, self-righteous people can eat a tasty nut. The hypocrisy of such disagreeable people brings me great joy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They should get a different job then

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Like what? Burning electronics scrap for bits of copper? Or working in heavy metal mines?

        The correct ignorant question is why don't they just wear gloves. The answer is they choose not to because it slows them down and they get less money.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Any other job, and grow their own
          Or kill the business owners, either way don't do stuff that poisons you

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          mom why are you on Culinaly

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why's that an ignorant question? It's also fricking stupid of them to not wear gloves because I have to wear gloves for work constantly and it takes like, a day to adapt and then you'll be just as fast.

          If they'd rather ruin their hands than earn slightly less one day, then I have no sympathy for them

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >It's also fricking stupid of them to not wear gloves because I have to wear gloves for work constantly and it takes like, a day to adapt and then you'll be just as fast you fricking chimp.
            Go do their job with your gloves and then you'll understand, moron.
            >inb4 thin rubber gloves
            They don't have a steady supply of them, they can't just get new ones on the cheap or have them provided by their employer, that's the whole fricking problem.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Alright, took me ages to find some unshelled cashews but I got them in the polish store of all places.

              I repeated my experiment 5 times for gloved and ungloved, doing each for a minute

              Ungloved was 9, 10, 12, 12 and 11
              Gloved was 8, 10, 11, 12, 11

              So they're just moronic and they can earn just as much money doing it with gloves. And yeah, I used reusable gloves because you whinged about that, as if indian food safety laws are my fault

              My conclusion is that you should get fricked, and indians are both greedy and extremely whingey b***hes, which was hardly new knowledge

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >thinks they eat every day
            the disconnect is vast.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they should pull themselves up by their bootstraps and start their own cashew business

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah pretty solid answer i fricking love cashews and sucks about their hands getting all fricked but can't they just wear rubber gloves or some shit lol fricking plebs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hahaha now I’m going to eat more cashews

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why the hell are you yankees always like this? Stop fricking moving south and keep to your hellhole, weirdos.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >being from the northeast
      Did he say he moved?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Red apples eaten off of a pocket knife

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The teacher at my kindergarten who molested everyone used to eat peices off a big big block of Edam with a cartoonishly large knife with his feet on the desk balancing his chair at 45° backwards while teaching then throw shit at me or beat me if I didnt sit still

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    chinks aren't people, but I like raw oysters, so maybe there's a cut off, like if it has a face and you eat it while it looks at you?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      you shuck the oyster and then eat it, it's still alive when you remove its half shelf, you don't wait because it's extremely perishable.

      Having a face isn't a qualifier for being a living animal. You're just coping that you like to eat living animals too while maintaining that to be a subhuman train

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        idc either way, animals are food alive or dead, some better alive, some better dead, some better really dead.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        there's a difference between an animal that can have higher thoughts, and those that literally have no brains.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Seafood except fish have no "brain". So you're cool with squids and crabs getting eaten alive.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Squids are smarter than you are, anon.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              This is Culinaly. I'm sure zucchinis are smarter then most posters.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Clearly, since zucchini is already plural and doesn't need a fricking S at the end.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Quiche. I have never met anyone that was particularly fond of them, except one guy. He was a homosexual man and managing boss at a job of mine. He made no secret of his same-sex desires for employees. When he identified a male worker he liked, he would ask them if they ever cooked quiche. This was a bait, kind of like prison. If you said you liked cooking in any way, he would pressure you into quiche. Eventually he'd have you texting him pics as you make your first quiche at home. Then he'd arrange a meet up to try your quiche and it would end with him forcing you to bottom for him. I don't know how he managed to do it repeatedly so many times, he just did. He used his boss position over desperate workers, and he really loved quiche. At that job, there was an inside joke among the guys about who was "quiched" and who wasn't.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      quiche is awesome. egg, bacon, onion, cheese, pastry. what is not to like?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      quiche are fricking excellent, and easy AF to make, idk where this comes from. it's an easy meal when you don't feel like cooking, everything just gets dumped into a premade pie crust and you bake it. why is it particularly gay? like more gay than hot dogs or, idk, fruit salad.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's the fact the name has a Q in it and unfortunately shares the same linguistic prefix as the word "queer", also, it sounds pompously French due to ending with an "-iche", which gives it a perception of needlessly self-indulgent hedonism, ergo, the kind where one takes it up the ass, i.e into the anus, which if really thought about is the epitome of needlessly indulgent hedonism, like homosexual quiches.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There was a book published in the 70s called "Real Men Don't Eat Quiche." If you read the book, you soon figure out that being a "real man" sucks.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      QUICHED

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If this was posted to /b/ in 2007 it would be a legendary post

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based groomer, may he live a long life continually blessed with expertly baked quiches.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i am rock hard. thanks anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >QUICHED

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ywn get quiched in exchange for a promotion

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mozzarella is almost exclusively gangster turf. So are tomatoes and wheat.

      [...]
      Absolutely right. Quiche is of and for the devil: lust, gluttony, greed, sloth and missplaced pride all in one. That's 5 out of 7 capital sins people.

      I nominate cheap knockoff products: em&ems, Tollerone, Detos, KatKot, Mountain Drive, Energade, "artisanal" specialties that lack a DOCG label. They're frauds only fraudsters are willing to buy into.

      THE PARTY IS CURSED!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >quiched

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      absolutely fricking kek

      [...]
      Fricking bullshit. Jared was peddling pornos out of his dorm room when he was in college. He was a sex addict who was too goddamned lazy to eat anything else, but the nearby Subway and he ended up consuming so much porn he ended up getting into worse and worse shit probably.

      https://uproxx.com/tv/subway-pitchman-jared-fogle-allegedly-ran-a-porn-rental-service-out-of-his-college-dorm/

      [...]
      Utterly fantastic read.

      [...]
      Foie Gras, Ortolan, or Veal. I'm a big meat eater, but the idea of chaining an animal up from birth, force feeding a goose, or drowning something in cognac seems uncessarily evil.

      >Foie Gras, Ortolan, or Veal. I'm a big meat eater, but the idea of chaining an animal up from birth, force feeding a goose, or drowning something in cognac seems uncessarily evil.
      I feel exactly the same, I refuse to eat that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Quiche is truly evil

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      QUICHED.COM

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    you shuck the oyster and then eat it, it's still alive when you remove its half shelf, you don't wait because it's extremely perishable.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    veal is evil

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And yet, you likely consume dairy in some form, be it milk, cheese, yoghurt, butter or whathaveyou. Veal is the byproduct of the dairy industry, a necessary consequence so people can have their Sugar Frosted Honey Pops! (now with more sugar frosting!!) with some nice, cold milk.
      If you really gave a damn about veal, you wouldn't have any dairy, either.
      Me? I give a damn about veal. I give a damn that it's damn delicious. Y'know what? I've got a breast of veal in the freezer right now. I'm gonna cook it today or tomorrow.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >And yet, you likely consume dairy in some form

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What the frick is forcing you to consume dairy products?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I bet all the beef and chickens and pigs that you have eaten were late age retirees that we’re going to die anyway right

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Italian food in general is actually evil.
    400 calories for a measly lasagna slice?
    Or worse, per canoli? Did you know canoli can have up to 400 calories per serving? 12 year old me wishes he did before he ate Shitalian food as snacks.
    Frick Italy, I'll never forgive those wops.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Calories are bad?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes especially with how many carbs shitalians put in their food.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >t. Fat c**t with no self control

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >He said defending a nation full of fat c**ts with no self control.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes especially with how many carbs shitalians put in their food.

      >He said defending a nation full of fat c**ts with no self control.

      Imagine being so fat you blame the food for having too many calories instead of just eating less of it lmao

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Matzoh balls, gefilte fish, bagels with lox, etc.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why do you hate the No-dick countries anon?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >what are some food items that you would typically associate with less-than-savory characters?
    none.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick ya mudda, we need some reason to not scorch earth filthadelphia to the ground.
    t. Pole East German PAmutt that loves philly cheesesteaks
    >pats chads fill in

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    gabagool

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Whadaya hear! Whadaya say!

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Here is better question. which foods are the most destructive to produce.

    You know like how orangutans were dying because of tree loss by nestle chocolates.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Fair but that greatly depends on whether or not it's true that Italians originated lasagna and cannoli in their nation or not.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cannolo is a Sicilian thing that spread to the rest of the country, though not nearly as quickly as it spread amongst the "Italians" abroad. Most of us outside of Sicily don't think of them when we think of our traditional sweets, rather preferring whatever is native to our region/province/city (or town/village).
      For example, in my city, the most unique sweet (by which I mean it simply isn't made by outsiders/in other places) we make are lemon-flavoured, potato-dough doughnuts. Also potato-batter apple cake. Most of us would probably think of our sweetened rumcakes first (despite them being originally of French origin) or our version of sweet croissants (made of brioche dough rather than pastry and filled with custard).

      And yes, lasagne are originally Italian and are also highly regional. My area, for example, use no besciamella nor ricotta in ours and is made with shredded brisket between the layers and either no mince or, if any is used at all, it's to make tiny meatballs which go in there along with or in place of the brisket.
      I know Americans always include ricotta or besciamella (or both) in their versions.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ortolans. Some people put a towel over their head to hide their face from God while eating this cruel dish.
    >Netted ortolans are kept in dark cages, which tricks them into gorging themselves on grain and figs. (It’s said they also may be blinded to achieve the same effect.) Once the small birds have doubled or more in size, they are drowned—and simultaneously marinated—in Armagnac brandy. They’re then plucked and roasted, which doesn’t take long, since there is little meat on their bones.
    >Diners pick up one whole, hot bird by the head—with that towel covering the act—and place it feet-first into their mouths, saving only the beak. Advocates say that the crunch of bone, the hot fat, and the bursts of flavor from the organs makes for a delicacy with no equal.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How the frick do you invent that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Decadence

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Foie Gras is worse

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No it isn't you weird guy. Foie is barely cruel. The geese line up for their force feedings.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >The geese line up for their force feedings.
          So do Americans, that doesn't make it any less cruel.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Your two mums line up for this dick. I personally think I'm doing them a favor.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >uhhh.. no you!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like the idea of being the ultimate high-class evil by eating this, but I honestly don't think I could do it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >literally everything good about deenz
      >but instead of being sustainable and not cruel, it's the exact opposite
      wow, frick the frogs
      PORTUGUESE GANG

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >deenz
        are you a literal child?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Only real men eat deenz princess. Come back here when your balls finally drop b***h breasts.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Some people put a towel over their head to hide their face from God while eating this cruel dish.
      >hide their face from God
      >God
      >the all knowing, all seeing creator of the universe
      >attempting to hide their faces

      There is moronic, then there is just insulting.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You have no idea

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What the actual frick

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's an entire people whose religion is rules-lawyering against God

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              but if god is omnipotent and omniscient, won't he, I don't know, kinda figure out that these people are trying to trick him?
              how is following the letter and not the spirit of their laws ok?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >The Talmud is the central text of Rabbinic Judaism and the primary source of israeli religious law and israeli theology. Until the advent of modernity, in nearly all israeli communities, the Talmud was the centerpiece of israeli cultural life and was foundational to "all israeli thought and aspirations", serving also as "the guide for the daily life" of israelites
                God is an obstacle to them, not God

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That's why Jesus told them to frick off.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              fun prank: cut a small gap in one of these in an out of the way place and hide it when you're visiting

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't understand how anyone actually takes religious shit 100% literally and adheres to the most arbitrary behaviors in modern society. Most people know it's not real and all observances are social affairs.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They try to israelite God by doing shit like
        >pass your sins onto a chicken then kill the chicken BOOM sin free!
        >you have to fast during yom kippur or whatever fricking holiday but if you eat inside where there isn't any sunlight God can't see you!
        They think God plays by the letter of the law and not the spirit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm israeli and I've never heard of either of these practices. Are they particular to Ashkenazim only? Cuz I'm not Ashkenazi and idk wtf they do, just that they're generally the worst.

          Homosexuals like those restaurants where you cook your own food

          Like hotpot and Korean barbecue places?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's literally everything they do. Oh, you can't travel on the sabbath? So, walking around your house is fine, so what constitutes your house? Let's say that your house is where you store your food. Now let's figure out exactly how many steps constitutes "travel". Now that we know those two things, we can keep a little food exactly "x" steps away in a box with our name on it. Now, we can walk between one cache and the next, and never actually leave our home.

          What if you are greedy (have you ever met a israelite?) and you don't want to follow the law that says you have to care for your elderly parents? Let's set up an arrangement where you give 100% of your assets to god, but you act like he agreed to let you use all that stuff until you die, and then he can have it. Now it's "sorry mom and dad, I know you're struggling, but I can't give you anything because I gave it all to god."

          That's why Jesus told them "Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye pay tithe of mint and anise and cummin, and have omitted the weightier matters of the law, judgment, mercy, and faith: these ought ye to have done, and not to leave the other undone."

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >So, walking around your house is fine, so what constitutes your house? Let's say that your house is where you store your food. Now let's figure out exactly how many steps constitutes "travel". Now that we know those two things, we can keep a little food exactly "x" steps away in a box with our name on it. Now, we can walk between one cache and the next, and never actually leave our home.
            It's actually funnier and loophole-ier than that, pic related.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The whole thing indicates a clear lack of understanding of the point of the sabbath. When it says that no work should be done, it was intended to be a day of rest for humans and animals, and a day of reflection, worship, and spending time with family. It was also a sign of faith. You were going to do what you could the day before, and then you were going to trust that god would make sure nothing happened. Even then, Jesus asked something like "if your sheep falls into a hole on the sabbath, aren't you going to get it out". So there was some reasonable allowance for immediate pressing things to be taken care of, even on the sabbath. The israelites forgot the point and tried to israelite their way around things. That's why god called them "stiff-necked", and jesus called them offspring of vipers and sons of satan.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      genuine question: are the french human?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Enough, but barely.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The French really are the kings of sadism in food, they beat the Chinese for sure.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn’t put a towel over my face like some gay frick god ill eat a whole bucket of them and after I shit ill wipe my ass w bible pages

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yep thats cringe

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >T.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I wouldn’t put a towel over my face like some gay frick god ill eat a whole bucket of them and after I shit ill wipe my ass w bible pages

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's also to savour the aromas

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Mr. Hanma, calm down.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't Roger Smith eat this while watching Celine Dion perform

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I remember that episode, especially the CGI part after he ate it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Fricking bullshit. Jared was peddling pornos out of his dorm room when he was in college. He was a sex addict who was too goddamned lazy to eat anything else, but the nearby Subway and he ended up consuming so much porn he ended up getting into worse and worse shit probably.

      https://uproxx.com/tv/subway-pitchman-jared-fogle-allegedly-ran-a-porn-rental-service-out-of-his-college-dorm/

      [...]
      Utterly fantastic read.

      [...]
      Foie Gras, Ortolan, or Veal. I'm a big meat eater, but the idea of chaining an animal up from birth, force feeding a goose, or drowning something in cognac seems uncessarily evil.

      >Foie Gras, Ortolan, or Veal. I'm a big meat eater, but the idea of chaining an animal up from birth, force feeding a goose, or drowning something in cognac seems uncessarily evil.
      these meals are references to elite pedophilia and cannibalism which has been practiced by the highest levels of the elite since prehistoric times as part of their religion.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What made you believe that? I know there are pedophiles everywhere in high society and most people in charge abuse whoever they want all the time. Hollywood is hell on Earth. But I'm not convinced there's an ancient, secret pedophile religion controlling the world, I think it's just that people with money and power independently abandon their morals without a second thought and fall into all sorts of sick shit. Is there something I need to understand, or have you just gotten carried away with demonology and other esoterica? Sometimes I feel like you guys really are on to something, but most of it defies belief.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why did those dudes jerk of in a coffin then?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There's plenty of enough information out there to form that sort of conclusion. Of course no amount of evidence can be presented to someone who doesn't want to recognize the patterns.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >highest levels of the elite
        So the elite of the elite? Are there also the elite of the elite of the elite? What about the elite of the elite of the elite of the elite? Is it elites all the way down (up?), eventually ending with some guy in Wichita named Bob who is so elite, he's at the bottom all over again?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    gefilte fish
    matzeh balls

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    At least Subway started phasing out the yoga mat bread in, like, 2015 or so.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Whole roasted chili. If you top your plate of food with this, you're a degenerate

    • 2 years ago
      mexibro

      homie you have no taste. having a whole roasted chile with some carne or tamales fricking slaps. i guess your too much of a cuck to handle REAL spice. why don't you go back to sucking your dads wiener instead of b***hing about perfectly good food.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Eyetalian food. what gangsters in mob movies eat

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When you think of American Italian food its hard not to think of mob movies. Sweaty mobsters shoveling pasta into their mouths, or skin greasy and slick with sweat while they cook a thick red sauce in a dingy prison or dimly lit kitchen. vulgar jokes and boasting by paunchy guys around a table. Not necessarily "evil" but uncouth, morally dubious guys.

    Summertime is in full swing and the idea of Italian food makes me think of going to my friend's house and their mom cooking meals in a small kitchen, even in summer where the heat covers the kitchen and dining area in a swampy, humid aura even with doors and windows open. Big plates of pasta and meat and sauce.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >uncouth, morally dubious guys
      So the average greasy wop dego """"Italian"""" American (who can't even properly pronounce his own surname). Got it.

      >And yet, you likely consume dairy in some form

      Not eating veal doesn't suddenly make veal, which, as said, is a byproduct of the dairy industry, disappear. Not eating dairy would, though. But good job of missing Anon's point entirely, I guess.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Italian food is great, since eating it reminds me of happy moments of my life like not being a delusional /misc/tard

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That sounds delicious though? I enjoy a big plate of pasta sometimes

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_israeli_cuisine_dishes

    these

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lmao that gif but seriously those hebrew nation hot dogs are fricking good but the thing is they come in packs of 7 or 6 if you get the thicker ones and buns always come in packs of 8

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >hebrew nation[al] hot dogs
        >good
        lol
        They're beef. Beef hotdogs are utter rubbish. But America's hot dog industry has been so thoroughly swamped by Yehudim that 100% pork hot dogs are, at best, only regionally available or from specialty stores. And I say this as someone of the tribe. Beef hot dogs are fricking garbage.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lol!
      flavorful unlaid eggs found inside just-slaughtered chickens and typically cooked in soup
      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eyerlekh

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        holy shit that's fricking moronic, everyone who slaughters their own chickens puts these in their soup, how is it remotely israeli?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Because they've been doing it the longest as part of their culture of being money grubbing israelites. Some normal people would look at it and think it gross, but they'd do it every time because hey, we're not wasting this shit

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i doubt they've been doing it the longest. hard to imagine anyone who raises chickens or buys live chickens who doesn't put these half-formed eggos in their soup. they're pretty good and they taste like a giant yolk that can't seem to get that nasty crumbly texture that overcooked yolks get, no matter how long you boil it for.

            am i crazy? can people who raise chickens weigh in? you do eat these when you find them right? you don't just toss em aaway.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              We raised chickens when I was a kid.
              We ate them.
              But we're also /technically/ israeli (we ate pork and shellfish and didn't go to temple and my dick is fricking uncut), so not sure I'm the best person to answer. However, literally everyone else I knew who raised chickens did the same and we were the only israelites in our village IE a fricktonne of Catholics ate unlaid chicken eggs in soup, yes.

              Because they've been doing it the longest as part of their culture of being money grubbing israelites. Some normal people would look at it and think it gross, but they'd do it every time because hey, we're not wasting this shit

              Pretty sure Chinese beat israelites, bro.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Eh I just meant israelites are pretty ancient, like 4k years old so they get to claim a lot of bullshit as theirs even if it isn't. Like look at the list on wikipedia, I sincerely doubt they invented Borscht and goulash, they just say it's mentioned in some ancient text you can't read and suddenly they invented it.

              Frick, apparently they invented chicken soup, and I'm pretty sure that's been invented wherever there were chickens, vegetables and water. It's just there's not really any other group who can claim to be as old, even if they're not, and it's not like the Babylonians are going to rock up and call bullshit on it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Way I see it, unless there's a fricking name to it or overwhelming evidence that X dish originated from Y culture and spread outward from there, I don't take shit wikipedia says about food as fact. ffs, they say in the article for alfredo that it was invented in Italy but then says /in the same fricking article/ that not only is the dish served at its namesake restaurant an entirely different thing but that /no one in Italy knows wtf alfredo is/. On the Italian article, however, it says the dish is an American invention and that the mythology of its Italian origin is an example of foreign branding, which is popularly done with food products in the Anglosphere (see Haagen Dazs for another example of foreign branding). Which one is correct, the American article claiming it's Italian or the Italians saying "yeah, we dk wtf this shit is, bruh" and the Italian article that agrees with them?

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I associate Italian sausage and peppers with fat middle aged or old Italian men

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Food was very important to Paulie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Mmmm burnt garlic chips

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The heat from the oil dissolves the garlic.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No it doesn't. Seek help anon

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Matzo
    Bagels and Lox
    Latkes
    Gefilte fish.
    I will not elaborate.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >what are some food items that you would typically associate with less-than-savory characters?

    Orphan sashimi.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anything that was made to be Halal when it originally wasn’t. I enjoy a good Muslim meal as long as it was traditionally Muslim and thus devised from the grounds up as a Muslim dish with all of the Halal limitations in mind. When some homosexual fast-food chain like fricking Subway decides to become “Halal-certified” and you’re suddenly left with dry meat and zero pork and condiments have to be swapped out then I’ve got issues, and such places inevitably become a magnet for fricking trash and scum.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Beef Liver and Onions, there's this scene in "The Godfather" where they meet that israeli Mafiosi who's butchering animals "as a hobby" as he says.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Milk & Pork(Inglorious Bastards) Animal Heads, (I am reminded of Bourdain and the episode with rabbit skulls) Live animals like octopus (Oldboy) morally grey foods like foie gras or ortolans, Potentially poisonous foods like mushrooms and herbs, (Phantom Thread) I also think a complete disregard for enjoyment of food is serial killer behavior, dietary trends like breatharianism, raw, keto, clean eating all have real stepford wives energy. It also has to do with the context, in the first example of inglorious bastards, he is showing he knows EXACTLY who she is by making her eat the strudel, because it has pork fat in it, the glass of milk echos back to the beginning of the movie where he first met her. I think any food can be evil if you were to make the context but not so simple as just violating a dietary concern like in the movie "Dread" where they force a vegan woman to eat a steak or die of starvation. That shit was super dumb and hard to take seriously, it has to be way more subtle.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >n the first example of inglorious bastards, he is showing he knows EXACTLY who she is by making her eat the strudel, because it has pork fat in it, the glass of milk echos back to the beginning of the movie where he first met her.
      As much as I love this interpretation, I just don't think there's any conceivable way for even a sharp detective like Landa to recognize a little girl he knew for about a minute all those years later with no prior reconnection. For her, the day Hans Landa graced her village was the most important day of her life. But for him, it was Tuesday.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not only that, it's completely acceptable under israeli law to hide your israeli identity and even violate israeli law if you believe your life is at risk. There's similar concessions in Islam. Tarantino is a schlocky hack.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >it's completely acceptable under israeli law to hide your israeli identity and even violate israeli law if you believe your life is at risk
          Wasn't it common practice in Spain to feed people non-kosher foods to test them and find out if they were israeli? What's the point in it if israelites can just lie

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            yeah its almost like that rule was invented to defeat inquisitions

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Inglorious Basterds is a shit movie.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fried chicken and grape soda. I don't need to explain myself.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you're not from around the Caspian Sea, eating caviar makes you a massive c**t in my eyes. The inherent limitation on its production is the only reason it was memed into being a rich person's food, there is no other reason rich people would covet salty fish roe.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nutella.

    People who won't pull their own weight.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Whiskey.

    Because that's what dad drank before he beat me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is your dad hot?

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Waffle House is where the absolute dregs of society eat and kill each other at 3AM

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Some disreputable places like strip clubs are fun. Places like Subway are just sad.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's kind of funny because by golly, if it isn't the darnedest thing that you're right.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    need i say more

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      DAS RASCIST

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Seed oils, corn syrup, anything that comes in a can except deenz and beans

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    israeli cuisine. Purely by coincidence. In particular, kosher beef is blatantly cruel regardless of the denials claiming it's painless as the cow writhes and pisses itself. It's the reason I won't eat their hot dogs. Also, see kapparot. Also, they stole hummus then claimed they did it first, like their land.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >what are some food items that you would typically associate with less-than-savory characters?
    Ok

    >people who eat at McDonalds
    6/10 scum
    >people who eat at Taco Bell
    9/10 scum, always drug addicts who can't wipe properly
    >people who eat at Famous Daves
    10/10 scum
    >people who eat American "Cheese"
    Low-IQ plebs
    >people who eat "hot dogs"
    Real humans eat frankfurters.
    >people who buy baby formula, cheeze its, or spray can cheese
    Genocide-tier.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Guy kind of looks like Tony Hawk.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Meat, dairy, eggs. Animal products in general.

    Have a heart.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off vegan scum

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Caviar

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What's evil about it?
      It's so delicious and fatty and it pops nicely against the roof of your mouth.

      >You are now evil enough to use the "vulgar thrust" expression

      I'm sorry, mister chick, but I need to do this to open the door.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >What's evil about it?
        >what are some food items that you would typically associate with less-than-savory characters?
        Caviar by itself is just a food. The trope is that caviar is eaten by opulent wealth of the immortal and exploitative type.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I wish I could be immortal and exploitative.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >immoral
            That's what I get for phoneposting

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >You are now evil enough to use the "vulgar thrust" expression

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >what are some food items that you would typically associate with less-than-savory characters?
    desserts i guess?

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    raw meat and alcohol

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stupid people eat a lot of pork

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    knish, matzah, challah bread, brisket, foreskins

    fried chicken, watermelon

    etc

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Homosexuals like those restaurants where you cook your own food

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Any wine that's showed as "classy"

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Whole sunflower seeds

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Okay, Marion

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're basically the same to me as people who chew tobacco.

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pizza

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Being poor is evil?

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