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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    no shit, he's king of the israelites.
    do you enjoy the host?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this is literally the body of christ
    >this is what christians actually believe

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >transubstantiation is a big word for (You)

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >trans
        As expected of christcucks

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I remember that Sunday school lesson. “I know it still looks like a cracker, but through the MYSTERY of this totally made up word, “transubtantiation” it’s actually BOTH still a cracker and also LITERALLY the body of Jesus Christ.
        “But that doesn’t really make sense.”
        It’s a MYSTERY, we just can’t understand, but it’s true, trust me.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          God can do whatever the frick he wants, and so can His son, you little b***h.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, that isn't the body of Christ because what OP posted are just unconsecrated hosts.

      They aren't the body of Christ until they are concentrated into the Eucharist during mass by a priest.

      Check mate, Atheists.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A priest is like a woman who voluntarily wants to work at a male prison as a correctional officer; you can't prove there's something wrong with the mentally, but you know there is.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Projecting with no real substance.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thats not the host, see
        OP is a theologylet

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Would it be illegal under bible law to have a guy at the end of the production line who consecrates them, so you don't have to go to church to eat them?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No. This isn't kosher bullshit. You need to be involved. You give your active consent that you are consuming the body and blood of Christ as a sign that you are a participating memeber of the faith everytime you accept the eucharist. That is why Confirmation exists as a ritual.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Huh?

              Did you mean to say yes and reply to the other anon?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Back in the day you weren't allowed to touch them or even chew them, so I'm sure that's definite no.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How do you eat them if you can't chew them? I'm not christ-pilled so I have no idea. I don't particularly like the idea of some old man who probably didn't wash his hands after taking a piss that morning placing a wafer onto my tongue after placing a wafer onto the tongue of a prostitute with herpes just before me. . .

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They dissolve quickly.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Before Vatican II changed a bunch of rules of the Church for the worse, the Eucharist would be placed on your tongue and you would let in dissolve until it's soft enough to swallow. I imagine the reason is because, if it's chewed with your teeth, it has the potential for pieces to get stuck, then if you spit later, the Eucharist will be desecrated. The same reason you would never touch it yourself, the leaders of the Church left nothing to chance in terms of desecrating the Eucharist.

              What part of Jesus' body is that? Specifically.

              >What part of Jesus' body is that? Specifically.

              The left ventricle.
              >The flesh is human myocardium tissue of the left ventricle of an inflamed heart

              https://media.ascensionpress.com/2021/11/03/the-amazing-science-of-recent-eucharistic-miracles-a-message-from-heaven/

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's miraculous occasions. The Eucharist is the whole body, blood, soul, and divinity of Christ, even in the smallest speck.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You know whats weird? I haven't looked at this thread or been on my computer since I posted in it yesterday evening. But the first thing that I hear as soon as I put my headphones on is CulinalyX telling me I just got a new (You).

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                how much lead do you have to eat to spout this shit

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              As long as you're above the age of 15, you're not likey to catch herpes from a Catholic priest. Anything below that is absolutely fair game tho since papists think it's a worthy trade to sacrifice the anal sanctitiy of their children for spiritual assurance from the largest and most successful pedophilic death cult in the world.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you still have a sunday obligation to go to church anon, not the receive communion

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Protestants will never understand. Right out of the package its just crackers. Its the ritual of transubstation and the prayers involved that involve you in that with Christ and his sacrifice. I've been to protestant services. Read a couple of bible passages. The pastor tells you about current events and how you should vote. Then you eat crackers and drink grape juice. Totally souless.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >for me, it is the ritual cannabalism LARP

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >drink grape juice
        I like to imagine what would happen if Jesus actually did have a 'second coming' and went to one of these services
        >"What the frick do you mean, there's no wine?? Why would anyone come to church sober?"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >christians try to treat their poor community members on sunday with some free bread and wine
      >NOOOOOOOO YOU CANT DO THAT ITS LE CANNIBALISM LISTEN TO MY CAREFULLY CONSTRUCTED PILPUL

      frick off.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        just serve bread and wine without the bullshit?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >we are literally meat sacks made of stardust
      >this is what atheists actually believe

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >things that are proven vs things we just made up

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >t. mother did not birth me.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There are bakeries that make gluten-free hosts for, I presume, Anglicans.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Those are polish made.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lmao that baby looks like a 57 year old alcoholic

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They used to paint baby Jesus with elderly features to represent his transcendent wisdom.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Catholicucks literally let another man put these things in their mouth. Then they go pray to idols and ask the priest to read the Bible and pray for them.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i once chopped up a host and snorted it, so basically i'm jesus, kneel before me peasants

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >become immortal by consuming the flesh and blood of a god
    makes sense to me.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's the Devil Dickloaf.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >take communion
    >get filled with the Holy Spirit
    >somehow, people think they need to retake the eucharist
    never understood this.
    it's one and done, anons.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      apparently I could be a crazy genocidal dictator and launch thousand of nukes to destroy civilisation but I'd still be okay in gods eyes because of some magic spell I said when I was a child. it's a bit weird.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        eh, that's not even close to how it works.
        you should read the book again.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >go to pump
      >car gets filled with diesel oil
      >somehow, people think they need to go back to the gas station
      never understood this.
      it's one and done, anons.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >comparing ephemeral to eternal
        sure is german in here.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what kind of dip would go best with jesus crackers? bear in mind they're pretty bland

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honey

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      french onion

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      also they're good for having with smoked oysters

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What part of Jesus' body is that? Specifically.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The penis.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The virgin Catholic/Prot wafer vs the chad Orthodox LOAF

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How's it going Luke?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Orthodox Chad's just keep winning!

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should I get back in touch with catholicism? Life's feeling kinda empty lately

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you already equate the two, then you know the answer.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That I equate emptiness with catholicism? I don't understand.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          NOT being in touch with Catholicism and feeling empty.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't feel like their connected. The span of time is too great between the events

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What events?

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    God isn't human so it isn't cannibalism.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >God isn't human
      >he was fully human and fully divine
      >I and the father are one

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he was fully human
        Where does the Bible say this?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Where does the bible say its literally his blood and flesh

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The Pope says it, I'd assume.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I guess you just identify as Christina and dont actually read the scripture or participate etc

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The Pope says it, I'd assume.

                As christian*

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You mean like a catholic? Oh I forgot as of 50 years ago they now let you read the Bible.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I guess. Idk man you dont seem to have any idea about anything related to christianity so

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You pray to idols and think an old man on a gold throne is infallible. You have no idea about Christianity. If Jesus came back today the first thing he would do is walk into the vatican and start flipping tables.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not a Christian, no idea why you' are so mad

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I never said I was a Christian.
                I just played Bloodborne and in that they also literally 'drink the Blood of Gods (alien Gods, in this case)' a la Eucharist, and it made me realise God is not human.
                A doll is made to look like humans, but is not human; man was made to look like God, but is not God. If a doll started drinking human blood and eating our flesh, that's not cannibalism. Quite simple, really.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh okay, you base your worldview and life philosophy on a video game, I won't argue with you. HVe a good one.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I never mentioned my worldviews or life philosophy.
                Just my observation about Eucharist. The act of consuming divine blood (in both cases) is to become closer to God. To have God within your own flesh.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Video game premise is actually reality
                Yeah ok

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Where else would they get their ideas from but reality?
                You know of some other plane of existence?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's not what he said

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You could've saved us some time by explaining what he said. Instead, I have to ask 'what did he say?'

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not arguing with you

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So was he not only the SON of god but also god himself? The whole father son and holy spirit thing? All in one person who took our sins onto him?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not quite. It's done in rememberance of the sacrifice that humanity is both guilty of and forgiven by. You're eating your sin.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                From what I've just read, it seems what I said is true. Not to say what you said isn't true.
                But it's late now. Maybe I'm misunderstanding.

                >Many Christian denominations classify the Eucharist as a sacrament. Some Protestants (though not all) prefer to instead call it an ordinance, viewing it not as a specific /channel of divine grace/ but as an expression of faith and of obedience to Christ.
                >Christians generally recognize a special presence of Christ in this rite

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus was both man and divine and since you're eating his body and divine beings do not have a traditionally corporeal form then, yes, it is cannabalism LARPing. It's only through being entirely brainpozzed by christcuckry that you couldn't see that.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Jesus was man
        Where does the Bible say this?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >t. seething monophysite and biblical literalist
          You ever eat shellfish, homosexual?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love the idea that killing and eating God is ok if he's not a human.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I love the idea that killing and eating God is ok if he's not a human.
        That's what they do in Bloodborne.
        And kill their babies as well. Kinda just like in real life.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        good show but although this gif looks funny, it's pretty cringe since it's about the demon "doing blackface". woke bs. but as expected with israeli creators.

        this one cracks me up.

        Smiling Friends S02E02 may 12, can't wait.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          thanks for the reminder zack

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you're welcome goyim. i hate israelites but i like their contribution to cartoons tbh. although fricking hate that they always have to incorporate things such as woke/pedo glorification and many others.

            as im sitting at home doing nothing but drugs and getting paid i have plenty of time to keep track of things like when an episode gets released

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              cool it with the reddit spacing

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think the joke was woke at all. If anything the joke was that the guy taking offense to the demon was overly woke himself, looking for blackface where there was none. Stupid idiot moron.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You have the intelect of a muslim, you know that?

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hebrew scriptures: Rmemeber, the customs of all previous religions are fake, dont perform them. Don't eat human flesh or drink blood.
    >Christians: Haha ritual cannibalism

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Always be a good host to your guests.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The teachings of Christ are to obey the commandments of GOD, worship only GOD, and understand that GOD is untouchable and doesn't need to provide a reason for doing anything.
    GOD doesn't give a shit about your worldly rituals, clergy Black folk sit down.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my rabbit loved these

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do cathocucks really eat this shit? We had real, delicious and fresh bread for communion at my church.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw they stick to the upper part of your mouth

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Sorry your dad and mom made you go to church

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not. It taught me first hand from a young age what a pile of made up gaslighting bs the religion is.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Hell is a choice to be actively removed from the divine grace and light of the creator. Like a lamp plugging itself out of the socket and wondering why it has no energy of it’s own.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      christianity is a choice to be moronic. like a toddler plugging a fork into an outlet

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Christ is KING

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me, its the client

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "I've got something stuck in my teeth!"
    "Cracker?"
    "Nah, Body of Christ!"

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Buy a bag of these
    >Eat them with salsa as I watch the game

    THE FORBIDDEN NACHO

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Don't worry, once the Christian dragon is slain intersectionalism and Islam will fill the void. Phrase Allah and remember to amplify LGBTQA+MAP BIPOC voices. 🙂

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Islam is abrahamic too you mong
      also christcuckery is the most pozzed of the three, trad larping homosexual

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        even though your parents never loved you Jesus does

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          my parents didnt raise me to worship a schizo death cult from 2000 years ago so I count that as a win
          the real jesus was a pretty cool guy as far as I can tell, but there's no such thing as a messiah

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >my parents didnt raise me
            i know it's what loving parents do

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >i know it
              so you admit jesus was only a man

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                do you not know who jesus was? even muslim and israeliteis parents teach this to their kids i'm sorry for your upbringing it's not your fault.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                he preached eastern philosophy and the israelites got mad that people werent bowing to their schizo god anymore and killed him, then two millennia happened and you are just the middle child of judaism

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >i wasn't rased religious but here's my uninformed opinion anyway
            k thanks bud

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >you cant know about something if you werent indoctrinated into it as a child
              damn thats crazy

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                what a totally unbiased way to formulate that kek

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                its funny that you cant see the irony of this statement

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                anon the only one spouting vitriol is you. I don't know what happened during your childhood to make you like that but I hope you work through it

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                where have I spouted vitriol?

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Working in the rectory answering phones to get in volunteer hours before my confirmation
    >Priest warns me that some crazy guy keeps calling and coming by and no matter what I do I shouldn't go outside if someone asks me to
    >A few hours in, get a call saying there's a delivery of hosts outside and someone needs to sign for it
    >Call up to the priest, he tells me he's on his way down
    >Nobody comes for half an hour
    >Leave out the back way
    Found out later it was my father prank calling, but theoretically these guys do have to get this stuff delivered at some point right?

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >For me, it's the host.
    Alright you parasitic alien bastard, why did you come to Earth? How many bodies have you snatched? Where's the rest of your kind?

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mmmh cardboard

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fun fact: Communion is based on a ritual of Dionysus that goes back to pre-history Boetian Greeks, where they would consecrate meat and wine and "consume" the God in a ritual that reflects his birth (Dionysus means "twice born") where he was dismembered and eaten by Titans.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >propaganda from the arse

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just sayirts ritual cannibalism

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >post israeli things
    >Culinaly i sleep
    >post islamisc things
    >Culinaly i sleep
    >post Christian things
    >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE KEKSTIANITY JESUS WAS A israelite, DEATH CULT DEATH CULT

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Really puts perspective on things

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Glad i'm not the only one who noticed.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>post israeli things
      >>Culinaly i sleep
      what world do you live in

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Really activates the neurons. Sure they pick on israelites over Palinstine or whatever, but when a Christian topic is made, it turns into a fedora posting contest.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ahem.. CHRIST IS KING. that is all thank you.

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >troony janny autosaged the thread
    Shalom alecheim son of Satan

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The Eucharist is the very sacrifice of the Body and Blood of the Lord Jesus which he instituted to perpetuate the sacrifice of the cross throughout the ages until his return in glory.
    >sacrifice
    In what way was it a sacrifice? The Trinity is God the Father, God the son, and God the holy spirit, and since Jesus actually is God, this means that Jesus started as God > Became man > Died as man > Became God again.
    In what world do you consider it a sacrifice to give up something that is beneath you?
    >I'm God now but I'm going to imbue myself into a human, and when the human dies they become God again
    How can people unironically take the eucharist seriously when there was no sacrifice?
    It's simply something returning to what it was.

    Also the idea of consuming the "body" and "blood" of someone who "sacrificed" themselves as part of a congregation is super creepy and just comes off like some sort of evil perverted cannibalistic ritual.

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