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no shit, he's king of the israelites.
do you enjoy the host?
no
>this is literally the body of christ
>this is what christians actually believe
>transubstantiation is a big word for (You)
>trans
As expected of christcucks
I remember that Sunday school lesson. “I know it still looks like a cracker, but through the MYSTERY of this totally made up word, “transubtantiation” it’s actually BOTH still a cracker and also LITERALLY the body of Jesus Christ.
“But that doesn’t really make sense.”
It’s a MYSTERY, we just can’t understand, but it’s true, trust me.
God can do whatever the frick he wants, and so can His son, you little b***h.
No, that isn't the body of Christ because what OP posted are just unconsecrated hosts.
They aren't the body of Christ until they are concentrated into the Eucharist during mass by a priest.
Check mate, Atheists.
A priest is like a woman who voluntarily wants to work at a male prison as a correctional officer; you can't prove there's something wrong with the mentally, but you know there is.
>Projecting with no real substance.
thats not the host, see
OP is a theologylet
Would it be illegal under bible law to have a guy at the end of the production line who consecrates them, so you don't have to go to church to eat them?
Yes.
No. This isn't kosher bullshit. You need to be involved. You give your active consent that you are consuming the body and blood of Christ as a sign that you are a participating memeber of the faith everytime you accept the eucharist. That is why Confirmation exists as a ritual.
Huh?
Did you mean to say yes and reply to the other anon?
Back in the day you weren't allowed to touch them or even chew them, so I'm sure that's definite no.
How do you eat them if you can't chew them? I'm not christ-pilled so I have no idea. I don't particularly like the idea of some old man who probably didn't wash his hands after taking a piss that morning placing a wafer onto my tongue after placing a wafer onto the tongue of a prostitute with herpes just before me. . .
They dissolve quickly.
Before Vatican II changed a bunch of rules of the Church for the worse, the Eucharist would be placed on your tongue and you would let in dissolve until it's soft enough to swallow. I imagine the reason is because, if it's chewed with your teeth, it has the potential for pieces to get stuck, then if you spit later, the Eucharist will be desecrated. The same reason you would never touch it yourself, the leaders of the Church left nothing to chance in terms of desecrating the Eucharist.
>What part of Jesus' body is that? Specifically.
The left ventricle.
>The flesh is human myocardium tissue of the left ventricle of an inflamed heart
https://media.ascensionpress.com/2021/11/03/the-amazing-science-of-recent-eucharistic-miracles-a-message-from-heaven/
That's miraculous occasions. The Eucharist is the whole body, blood, soul, and divinity of Christ, even in the smallest speck.
You know whats weird? I haven't looked at this thread or been on my computer since I posted in it yesterday evening. But the first thing that I hear as soon as I put my headphones on is CulinalyX telling me I just got a new (You).
how much lead do you have to eat to spout this shit
As long as you're above the age of 15, you're not likey to catch herpes from a Catholic priest. Anything below that is absolutely fair game tho since papists think it's a worthy trade to sacrifice the anal sanctitiy of their children for spiritual assurance from the largest and most successful pedophilic death cult in the world.
you still have a sunday obligation to go to church anon, not the receive communion
Protestants will never understand. Right out of the package its just crackers. Its the ritual of transubstation and the prayers involved that involve you in that with Christ and his sacrifice. I've been to protestant services. Read a couple of bible passages. The pastor tells you about current events and how you should vote. Then you eat crackers and drink grape juice. Totally souless.
>for me, it is the ritual cannabalism LARP
>drink grape juice
I like to imagine what would happen if Jesus actually did have a 'second coming' and went to one of these services
>"What the frick do you mean, there's no wine?? Why would anyone come to church sober?"
>christians try to treat their poor community members on sunday with some free bread and wine
>NOOOOOOOO YOU CANT DO THAT ITS LE CANNIBALISM LISTEN TO MY CAREFULLY CONSTRUCTED PILPUL
frick off.
just serve bread and wine without the bullshit?
>we are literally meat sacks made of stardust
>this is what atheists actually believe
>things that are proven vs things we just made up
>t. mother did not birth me.
There are bakeries that make gluten-free hosts for, I presume, Anglicans.
Those are polish made.
lmao that baby looks like a 57 year old alcoholic
They used to paint baby Jesus with elderly features to represent his transcendent wisdom.
Catholicucks literally let another man put these things in their mouth. Then they go pray to idols and ask the priest to read the Bible and pray for them.
i once chopped up a host and snorted it, so basically i'm jesus, kneel before me peasants
>become immortal by consuming the flesh and blood of a god
makes sense to me.
For me, it's the Devil Dickloaf.
>take communion
>get filled with the Holy Spirit
>somehow, people think they need to retake the eucharist
never understood this.
it's one and done, anons.
apparently I could be a crazy genocidal dictator and launch thousand of nukes to destroy civilisation but I'd still be okay in gods eyes because of some magic spell I said when I was a child. it's a bit weird.
eh, that's not even close to how it works.
you should read the book again.
>go to pump
>car gets filled with diesel oil
>somehow, people think they need to go back to the gas station
never understood this.
it's one and done, anons.
>comparing ephemeral to eternal
sure is german in here.
what kind of dip would go best with jesus crackers? bear in mind they're pretty bland
Honey
french onion
also they're good for having with smoked oysters
What part of Jesus' body is that? Specifically.
The penis.
The virgin Catholic/Prot wafer vs the chad Orthodox LOAF
How's it going Luke?
Orthodox Chad's just keep winning!
Should I get back in touch with catholicism? Life's feeling kinda empty lately
If you already equate the two, then you know the answer.
That I equate emptiness with catholicism? I don't understand.
NOT being in touch with Catholicism and feeling empty.
I don't feel like their connected. The span of time is too great between the events
What events?
God isn't human so it isn't cannibalism.
>God isn't human
>he was fully human and fully divine
>I and the father are one
>he was fully human
Where does the Bible say this?
Where does the bible say its literally his blood and flesh
The Pope says it, I'd assume.
I guess you just identify as Christina and dont actually read the scripture or participate etc
As christian*
You mean like a catholic? Oh I forgot as of 50 years ago they now let you read the Bible.
I guess. Idk man you dont seem to have any idea about anything related to christianity so
You pray to idols and think an old man on a gold throne is infallible. You have no idea about Christianity. If Jesus came back today the first thing he would do is walk into the vatican and start flipping tables.
I'm not a Christian, no idea why you' are so mad
I never said I was a Christian.
I just played Bloodborne and in that they also literally 'drink the Blood of Gods (alien Gods, in this case)' a la Eucharist, and it made me realise God is not human.
A doll is made to look like humans, but is not human; man was made to look like God, but is not God. If a doll started drinking human blood and eating our flesh, that's not cannibalism. Quite simple, really.
Oh okay, you base your worldview and life philosophy on a video game, I won't argue with you. HVe a good one.
I never mentioned my worldviews or life philosophy.
Just my observation about Eucharist. The act of consuming divine blood (in both cases) is to become closer to God. To have God within your own flesh.
>Video game premise is actually reality
Yeah ok
Where else would they get their ideas from but reality?
You know of some other plane of existence?
That's not what he said
You could've saved us some time by explaining what he said. Instead, I have to ask 'what did he say?'
I'm not arguing with you
So was he not only the SON of god but also god himself? The whole father son and holy spirit thing? All in one person who took our sins onto him?
Not quite. It's done in rememberance of the sacrifice that humanity is both guilty of and forgiven by. You're eating your sin.
From what I've just read, it seems what I said is true. Not to say what you said isn't true.
But it's late now. Maybe I'm misunderstanding.
>Many Christian denominations classify the Eucharist as a sacrament. Some Protestants (though not all) prefer to instead call it an ordinance, viewing it not as a specific /channel of divine grace/ but as an expression of faith and of obedience to Christ.
>Christians generally recognize a special presence of Christ in this rite
Jesus was both man and divine and since you're eating his body and divine beings do not have a traditionally corporeal form then, yes, it is cannabalism LARPing. It's only through being entirely brainpozzed by christcuckry that you couldn't see that.
>Jesus was man
Where does the Bible say this?
>t. seething monophysite and biblical literalist
You ever eat shellfish, homosexual?
I love the idea that killing and eating God is ok if he's not a human.
>I love the idea that killing and eating God is ok if he's not a human.
That's what they do in Bloodborne.
And kill their babies as well. Kinda just like in real life.
good show but although this gif looks funny, it's pretty cringe since it's about the demon "doing blackface". woke bs. but as expected with israeli creators.
this one cracks me up.
Smiling Friends S02E02 may 12, can't wait.
thanks for the reminder zack
you're welcome goyim. i hate israelites but i like their contribution to cartoons tbh. although fricking hate that they always have to incorporate things such as woke/pedo glorification and many others.
as im sitting at home doing nothing but drugs and getting paid i have plenty of time to keep track of things like when an episode gets released
cool it with the reddit spacing
I don't think the joke was woke at all. If anything the joke was that the guy taking offense to the demon was overly woke himself, looking for blackface where there was none. Stupid idiot moron.
You have the intelect of a muslim, you know that?
>Hebrew scriptures: Rmemeber, the customs of all previous religions are fake, dont perform them. Don't eat human flesh or drink blood.
>Christians: Haha ritual cannibalism
Always be a good host to your guests.
The teachings of Christ are to obey the commandments of GOD, worship only GOD, and understand that GOD is untouchable and doesn't need to provide a reason for doing anything.
GOD doesn't give a shit about your worldly rituals, clergy Black folk sit down.
my rabbit loved these
Do cathocucks really eat this shit? We had real, delicious and fresh bread for communion at my church.
>tfw they stick to the upper part of your mouth
Sorry your dad and mom made you go to church
I'm not. It taught me first hand from a young age what a pile of made up gaslighting bs the religion is.
Hell is a choice to be actively removed from the divine grace and light of the creator. Like a lamp plugging itself out of the socket and wondering why it has no energy of it’s own.
christianity is a choice to be moronic. like a toddler plugging a fork into an outlet
Christ is KING
for me, its the client
"I've got something stuck in my teeth!"
"Cracker?"
"Nah, Body of Christ!"
>Buy a bag of these
>Eat them with salsa as I watch the game
THE FORBIDDEN NACHO
Don't worry, once the Christian dragon is slain intersectionalism and Islam will fill the void. Phrase Allah and remember to amplify LGBTQA+MAP BIPOC voices. 🙂
Islam is abrahamic too you mong
also christcuckery is the most pozzed of the three, trad larping homosexual
even though your parents never loved you Jesus does
my parents didnt raise me to worship a schizo death cult from 2000 years ago so I count that as a win
the real jesus was a pretty cool guy as far as I can tell, but there's no such thing as a messiah
>my parents didnt raise me
i know it's what loving parents do
>i know it
so you admit jesus was only a man
do you not know who jesus was? even muslim and israeliteis parents teach this to their kids i'm sorry for your upbringing it's not your fault.
he preached eastern philosophy and the israelites got mad that people werent bowing to their schizo god anymore and killed him, then two millennia happened and you are just the middle child of judaism
>i wasn't rased religious but here's my uninformed opinion anyway
k thanks bud
>you cant know about something if you werent indoctrinated into it as a child
damn thats crazy
what a totally unbiased way to formulate that kek
its funny that you cant see the irony of this statement
anon the only one spouting vitriol is you. I don't know what happened during your childhood to make you like that but I hope you work through it
where have I spouted vitriol?
>Working in the rectory answering phones to get in volunteer hours before my confirmation
>Priest warns me that some crazy guy keeps calling and coming by and no matter what I do I shouldn't go outside if someone asks me to
>A few hours in, get a call saying there's a delivery of hosts outside and someone needs to sign for it
>Call up to the priest, he tells me he's on his way down
>Nobody comes for half an hour
>Leave out the back way
Found out later it was my father prank calling, but theoretically these guys do have to get this stuff delivered at some point right?
>For me, it's the host.
Alright you parasitic alien bastard, why did you come to Earth? How many bodies have you snatched? Where's the rest of your kind?
mmmh cardboard
Fun fact: Communion is based on a ritual of Dionysus that goes back to pre-history Boetian Greeks, where they would consecrate meat and wine and "consume" the God in a ritual that reflects his birth (Dionysus means "twice born") where he was dismembered and eaten by Titans.
>propaganda from the arse
Just sayirts ritual cannibalism
>post israeli things
>Culinaly i sleep
>post islamisc things
>Culinaly i sleep
>post Christian things
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE KEKSTIANITY JESUS WAS A israelite, DEATH CULT DEATH CULT
Really puts perspective on things
Glad i'm not the only one who noticed.
>>post israeli things
>>Culinaly i sleep
what world do you live in
Really activates the neurons. Sure they pick on israelites over Palinstine or whatever, but when a Christian topic is made, it turns into a fedora posting contest.
ahem.. CHRIST IS KING. that is all thank you.
>troony janny autosaged the thread
Shalom alecheim son of Satan
>The Eucharist is the very sacrifice of the Body and Blood of the Lord Jesus which he instituted to perpetuate the sacrifice of the cross throughout the ages until his return in glory.
>sacrifice
In what way was it a sacrifice? The Trinity is God the Father, God the son, and God the holy spirit, and since Jesus actually is God, this means that Jesus started as God > Became man > Died as man > Became God again.
In what world do you consider it a sacrifice to give up something that is beneath you?
>I'm God now but I'm going to imbue myself into a human, and when the human dies they become God again
How can people unironically take the eucharist seriously when there was no sacrifice?
It's simply something returning to what it was.
Also the idea of consuming the "body" and "blood" of someone who "sacrificed" themselves as part of a congregation is super creepy and just comes off like some sort of evil perverted cannibalistic ritual.