>Gimmick actually works

>Gimmick actually works
What the frick is this demon magic? Am I going to die from ingesting this?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Huh?

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frutiger Aero was a special time OP

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >obey your thirst
    >by drinking a product that dehydrates you
    Stupid slogan. Will not buy.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sprite doesn’t dehydrate you

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got disappointed by Coke Spiced. What are the chances this will too?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know but I really like that image.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on how exciting the concept of "it makes your chest feel cold the more I drink it" entertains you.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You shut your prostitute mouth, coke spiced is great

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I do know, but I really like that image.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's cherry Sprite.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do they put menthol in it or something?

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sure, you'll get possesed by that stuff and require an immediate exorcism by a priest with proper authority.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here to chill. Not to stay. Israel. Soon to be Wasrael.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do Sprite ads always involve black people? Do they like lemon lime sodas more than most people or am I missing something? I like sprite, but every time I see an ad for it, I like it less.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's the same reason they smoke newports. they like it green and zesty

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My father is an attorney and he once told me a story of when he was in his office waiting for a client, and the secretary comes to his door with the client, who is black, and she says "can I get you something to drink? Maybe a pepsi or coke?" And before he could answer my father goes "he doesnt want a Pepsi, he wants a sprite", and the client looks at her and goes "hes right"

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        grant hill drinks sprite.

        They probably mix it with Colt 45, it works everytime.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      grant hill drinks sprite.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who the frick is grant hill?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Started with some black rapper doing a commercial for Sprite back in the day. Spiraled into more like this one.

      grant hill drinks sprite.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm aryan and even when I was a dumb soda-drinking kid I hated Sprite. It felt the fizziest, tasted very dull and dry mouth kicked in right after the sip instead of a minute later like with other sodas.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Autism and diabetes.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ESG funding

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    even the soda pops are promoting casual transactional sex now. its over

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man I want a Sprite, but I quit drinking sodas. The only fizzy stuff I drink nowadays is Limonchello LA Croix.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BEHOLD, the original. This stuff was amazing and cheaper than all other big brands in the UK a long time ago. why did they have to get rid of it ;_;

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