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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lol pusssssay

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's not sulfite since all wine has it. I suspect additives not requiring to be on the label as which red wine gives a horrible hangover varies wildly.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Made homebrew mead and got the same hangover. A common theory is fusel alcohols which are generated more by fruits, less by grains and stripped off during distillation of spirits.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        from my experience what you eat also plays a role, greasy and salty food being preferable
        i think salt partially counteracts the dehydration but i might be talking out of my arse here with my broscience

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's the sugar
      that's why you can chug vodka and wake up feeling fresh

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I hate wine. It has a rotten undertaste. Whisky tastes alright and no hangover.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    CH3OH
    simple as

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >*gives you the worst hangover you've ever had*
    seems like it's low end wine that does it more

    I think maybe you should not drink, or stick to neutral filtered vodka and work up from there to see what you tolerate.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You drink too much

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's the only type of alcohol that gives me a headache with my hangover. I also fall asleep easily with it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >It's the only type of alcohol that gives me a headache with my hangover.
      The problem is that you shouldn't be getting a hangover at all from consumption of a normal amount of wine, say a glass x3 courses with your dinner. If you are getting hangovers from 3 servings, you are probably allergic, or extremely dehydrated, or have some vascular issue. If you are drinking more than 2-3 glasses of anything at all, you are abusing your body, and should be a very rare thing.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i hear you

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The problem is that I get sober. If I could stay drunk there wouldn't be a problem.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno man, I swear it varies from drink to drink. I can do a full crate of many supermarket pilsners in an evening and not feel a thing the next morning, but for some reason Stella Artois specifically absolutely wrecks the front part of my brain.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Well I suppose there's a reason they call it wifebeater.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          they call it wifebeater because of its association with domestic violence

          https://i.imgur.com/s9ml7OU.png

          *gives you the worst hangover you've ever had*

          my worst hangover by far was from gin, but that was my own fault due to over-indulgence. i was never excessively fond of it but after that the smell alone puts me right off.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm right there with you. I can drink a frick ton of pilsners. But Stellas give me a hangover and also wreck my stomach with beer shits.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    *oxidizes the sulfur dioxide (preservative E220) and potassium metabisulfate (preservative E224) added to wine which causes the worst hangover you've ever had and instead makes the hangover disappear entirely*
    Hot tip: it's just food grade hydrogen peroxide.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      my homebrew doesn't contain any preservatives whatsoever and i can tell you if i drink too much i still feel like shit the day after
      perhaps i should get shitfaced on commercial wine to see if there's a difference, but kind of wasteful when you aren't drinking for the taste and fermented sugar is so much cheaper

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just like with other alcohols it really depends on how clean the fermentation was. There's reds that give you relatively little hangover while others hit you like a ton of bricks.
    I found picrel is pretty good and causes little hangover for instance.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    In my years of drinking there are few important factors to how you get your hangover.

    1. how much you drink
    2. how much water you drink before, during, after
    3. The most important of all yet something which is never discussed, stay awake till your buzz wears off. going to sleep while still drunk is a huge factor when getting a hangover. probably has something to do with your brain not getting enough rest during sleep or something. Something you do get when alcohol has left your body.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      interesting
      doesn't that mean you have to stop pretty early though?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you're sober enough to stay awake, you were probably never at risk of a hangover.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I drink 100 ml a day, because im not a pig who needs to end up hammered to enjoy life, and bear in mind sometimes I drink very crap wines I just never get myself drunk because I have self control.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bet this seemed better in your head

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        IS THIS THE BEST YOU HAVE TO CONTRIBUTE YOU USELESS BUTT-FRICKING SHRIMP?

        DONT YOU HAVE A CHINESE BUFFET TO ATTEND LIKE THE FRIED-SHELLFISH-BRAINED CRETIN THAT YOU ARE ?

        GO CHUG SOME DRAINO AND GET YOUR FINGERS OUT OF YOUR BUNGHOLE BICH NIGA

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Calmest "one glass of wine" drinker

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Silence alcoholic vermin

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    British solution mogs the others so hard it's shameful.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OP you're allergic to sulfites
    Get some test strips it's in lots of stuff
    Watch out for sodium metabisulfite, it's the worst
    Technically it's a sensitivity not an allergy so diphenhydramine HCI will not help you
    Every time you are exposed to sulfites your reaction will get worse

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I drank two bottles last night and I only felt moderately hungover today

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how come wine gives awful fricking hangovers, but cider gives none if those are the same freaking fermened berries?
    also beer gives me medium strength hangovers

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      From worst hangover to least
      Wine > Cider > Spirits > Beer > fricking seltzer gay shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sulfites
      Also watch out because some ciders have as much if not more sulfites than some wines

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I drink exclusively cider with and without sulfites and they are mostly amazing
        only a few give me reliable hangovers, like Yonder dry - it used to be great, but then they changed something and it started giving hangovers

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Sulfites
          Also watch out because some ciders have as much if not more sulfites than some wines

          btw the theory from my old country is that the beer brand starts off great but then slowly goes to shit because the factory fails to clean the equipment between batches properly, because idling cleaning == lost money
          The situation in US is much better with stricter regulation and checks, but I imagine the same process applies in general still

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm just glad they finally added sulfites to labeling requirements
            Test strips cost a buck each and only work with clearer shit
            There are two reasons to add sulfites, one is that it's a color preservative, the other is that it stops fermentation cheaper than boiling

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >I'm just glad they finally added sulfites to labeling requirements
              I couldn't believe how shit alcohol labeling is in US when I got here
              you got a cool standardized general food labeling and then FRICKING NOTHING for alcohol, pretty cool to see lobbying in action

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bocovi red from Spain. Not only the worst tasting wine I ever had, also gave a certified alcoholic (me) a hangover. Surprising since Spain is stringent in their wine making.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Where did you get your alcoholism certification?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Self diagnosed. Nothing official

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He drinks four beers a night

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >science

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the only reason you get a hangover is because you're dehydrated. drink a glass of water for every glass/shot of alcohol

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No, that's only the primary cause of the discomfort you feel after poisoning yourself.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is a myth. Alcohol is a toxic carcinogenic solvent. The hangover is the toxic effects on your body from acetalehyde primarily. Combined with malnutrition, poor sleep and dehydration, with some suspecting it's also a mild withdrawal syndrome.

      It's not just dehydration, which is why you can't just chug water to cure a hangover.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Chugging water 100% works if you are still young and do it BEFORE you pass out. Like a gallon, though.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's mostly because younger people are less likely to have much alcohol tolerance
          They also produce more NAC, when you're older you have to change your diet or supplement

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          One fun thing is god has been compressing my head between an ethereal vice. It's minor compressions, but he does it around every 5 seconds. It's been 5 years of this torture. The thing about torture is, you have to actually have a nice day to make it stop. It's very hard to have a nice day surprisingly. Anyways, I thought I would tell you about wine. The wine with 666 in the upc code is pure evil.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            So, I am actually being tortured. He's been compressing my head over and over while he rapes and gaslights me. He literally rapes my body while he gives me concussions. He's claimed this is some type of training course which results in me becoming something interesting. But, that's so gay buddy. I scream every day. Do you know how many times I've been gaslit? It's at least 800 million times. I'm not making that number up. Every gaslighting comment can be recorded. An example is, he will show me a short vision where I put on my shoes. And he implies they look bad, like I'm trying too hard by wearing sneakers. This is sexual based gaslighting. It takes 2 seconds to do. It feels like a bar has been hit over my head. Imagine that but 800 million times. I literally lay here while he hits me in the head over and over and rapes my body. There's nowhere to even go. To answer your question, I'm being raped while I write this. Literally he's raping me with a ghost. You can't even run from that because of the exhaustion involved with concussions, I can barely move.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            So, I am actually being tortured. He's been compressing my head over and over while he rapes and gaslights me. He literally rapes my body while he gives me concussions. He's claimed this is some type of training course which results in me becoming something interesting. But, that's so gay buddy. I scream every day. Do you know how many times I've been gaslit? It's at least 800 million times. I'm not making that number up. Every gaslighting comment can be recorded. An example is, he will show me a short vision where I put on my shoes. And he implies they look bad, like I'm trying too hard by wearing sneakers. This is sexual based gaslighting. It takes 2 seconds to do. It feels like a bar has been hit over my head. Imagine that but 800 million times. I literally lay here while he hits me in the head over and over and rapes my body. There's nowhere to even go. To answer your question, I'm being raped while I write this. Literally he's raping me with a ghost. You can't even run from that because of the exhaustion involved with concussions, I can barely move.

            The meme of playing schizo has never been funny

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I have severe schizophrenia and mental health problems. I'm an anorexic israelite and barely had sex, only with a few 18 year old white girls when I was younger. My discovery was the core programming of our simulation has been rewritten within the last few years. I've been trying to inject c++ scripts into the ethos in an attempt to bend it to my will. This is like a mass hypnosis spell I'm casting on innocent goyim who thought they would just live. You're all my slaves. I suggest you send all of your money to Israel. Sell your house and send 99% of each paycheck. This is a function script which I've written to redistribute resources to the chosen one.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Did not read shit, frick off

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Every single time I've drank enough to cause a hang over I never have one because I drink alot of water before finally passing out. I've never woken up feeling like shit because of that. It seriously works wonders. How much to drink is different from person to person but ive heard that 8oz of water per drink is a good start, though even 4oz per drink is enough to stop hang overs for me.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >you can't just chug water to cure a hangover.
        You're supposed to drink the water before you get the hangover you stupid dehydrated frick

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Boy I sure can't wait to drink 3 litres of water with my six pack - no one

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I used to be an alcky and I don't really think there's a difference in hangover other than how much you drank, ate, and the amount of liquid you swallowed. As in there's no inherent difference in alcohol hangovers. My worst hangovers for example were off vodka. But that's because by the end that's all I was drinking and I could swallow up to 1L per day.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Oh there is
      Distilled alcohols have less of the hard-to-digest alcohols than something like beer or wine does
      It's cut out in the "tips and tails" of the distilling process
      Sulfites also factor in, not just for people who are sensitive to sulfites
      If you consume more sulfites than your body can metabolize it will cause headaches and sometimes asthma
      In Russia there are "burn vodkas" that deliberately have more sulfites specifically to cause bad hangovers, of course they do they're fricking Russians
      A lot of people who can drink wine say Champagne and sparkling whites give them hangovers, these wines are particularly high in sulfites
      Sulfites and tips and tails are why people associate bad hangovers with certain tipples but not others

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >In Russia there are "burn vodkas" that deliberately have more sulfites specifically to cause bad hangovers
        why the frick would they do that?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I don't pretend to fully understand the Russians' culture of contempt of death, but I have myself at times committed acts of self-harm to convince myself that I'm alive and it's the world that's wrong

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Theres the body hangover but i’ve stopped drinking heavy because of the mental bs that comes after. Its usually this feeling of nails on a chalkboard or getting rear ended unexpectedly, sort of primal sensation its hard to describe but definitely not gud.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Also yes, red wine is bad, but imo, sake is worse.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    red wine? not so much. white wine? hell yeah

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Interesting. It's the opposite for me. Red wine and rum both wreck me worse than anything else.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It also gives me very foul-smelling shits

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    That graph is clearly bullshit because the best antidote curer is NAC. Take it from me. It's a miracle. Experience it for yourself, no shit.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This list is stupid. All you need is a large fountain coke.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anons mentioned drinking more water and possible allergies.
    But check out what grapes and terroirs work for you. Also check whether wines with too high alcohol could be an issue.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cheap beer is worse.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I have strong coffee and a 60mg capsule of Ritalin. Boom, back to normal.
    Got ripped on Tuesday night, took the cure Wednesday morning and worked a solid 10 hours of manual labour.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    uh yes ill have 6 brandy and 6 gin

    fricking moron c**t

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    skill issue

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    For me, it's a tin of sardines and hair of the dog.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    drink on fruit days not root days

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It's not sulfite since all wine has it. I suspect additives not requiring to be on the label as which red wine gives a horrible hangover varies wildly.

    it's tannins
    if you have problems with those, drink more water and switch to rosé

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tannins cure hangovers
      It's sulfites and different wines have different amounts of sulfites, and some have their fermentation arrested with sulfites which make them super-bad for you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's histamine.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just wanted to come in and say that drinking alcohol is for losers.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >*gives you the worst hangover you've ever had*

    Agreed. I've only drank wine once, a whole bottle of port (because it was something Conan would have drank) by myself at a house party in high school and I was sick as a dog for two days. Never again.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Coffee for a hangover? You've already got a pounding headache and the caffeine will only make it worse. The best cure is to dilate your blood vessels and take the pressure off.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Black Box gave me one of the worst hangovers.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you drink wine to get drunk you are certifiably a moron and deserve the hangover.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I dont drink wine, that shit is for homosexual aristocrats and wannabe fancy schmancy metrosexual motherfrickers. Only goddamn thing i drink is the cheapest possible vodka cause if you drink for the taste lets be honest youre a fricking homosexual. I drink my alcohol to get drunk im not paying out the ass for a bunch of fricking shitty ass grapes in a box that fricking shit barely even gets above 20%, i fricking chug 60% that fricking red piss is kindergarten shit. God i hate winegays so much

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wow!!!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You have to be 18 to post here

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wine = Low test
        Liquor = High test
        Youre all a bunch of fricking gays.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >anime moron
      >most stupid baity take ever
      I sleep

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're a stupid Black person and clearly an early 20 something pretending to be an alcoholic. Cheap bum wine in boxes or in weird looking glasses at the corner store will set you back much less than even the shittiest plastic bottle of vodka and go much further in terms of getting you drunk. Whenever money was tight, wine was always the go to for me and my loser friends.

      t. former alcoholic

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        factual

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Im guessing thats why they tried to ban bum wine selling in some cities at one time right? Yeah that was right here were I live real bum alkies drink nothing but bum wine which absolutely vile, I tried it once that thing is not fit for human consumption

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I didn't turn to bum wine until my drinking got really bad. My friends and I (all a bunch of broke white kids) would go to the corner stores in the shittiest parts of town in our early/mid 20s and snatch up all the bottles of night train and thunderbird. It was no coincidence that all the hobos and criminals would be drinking the exact same shit, it was all so cheap and got you fricked up so fast. I do not miss those days or those friends.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Ahh man that had to be rough, Thunderbird is the nastiest shit I've tasted. Like failed homebrew tier.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Boone’s Farm isn’t real wine, wigger.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If mad dog can legally be called wine then boone's farm is wine too

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Problem with wine is too much calories. Vodka and whiskey is on the lower end

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >All those seething replies
      They hated him because he spoke the truth. Prissy homosexuals love to brag about whatever wines and IPA's they drink, they're the same people that obsess over funko pops and hot sauce. Genetic dead ends who should never be taken seriously.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Can you name 10 varities of wine? If you cant shut your stinking mouth, vodka Black person.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >wine, that shit is for homosexual aristocrats and wannabe fancy schmancy metrosexual motherfrickers.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Would you like some cheese with your whine?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gay

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nope. SHIT red wine gives you the worst hangover except for maybe vodka.
    If you're slumming it, go for cheap white wine

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I drink nearly the same exact thing every weekend.

    8-10 shots worth of vodka mixed with cranberry juice each day on Friday/Saturday nights.

    Sometimes I feel perfectly fine the next day. Sometimes I'm fricking dying.

    I don't get it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Could be related to food or sleep, or lead-in hydration. It's common athletic advice to not just hydrate before during and after an Event you're participating in, but to keep it juicy a few days in advance. Drinking binges work the same way. You need to keep your pregame hydration and nutrition up. Make sure you're not shorting yourself on b-vitamins or electrolytes, on top of the water thing.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The only times ive had red wine ive woken up with red spots all over me.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You can drink more alcohol by drinking vinegar after drinking alcohol. Vinegar is a carboxyl acid, and alcohol is just alcohol. Alcohol is digested in the stomach. Carboxyl acids and alcohols react chemically to form esters. When drinking alcohol too much and when your body is saturated to alcohol, the undigested alcohol in your stomach forms residue, and this leads you to vomit because of residue. But if you drink vinegar, you can turn it to ester. With that you can keep drinking without vomiting, but at the end of 1-2 hours period you have to be ready to be a fish and having seizure on floor.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm fairly sure you're just ready to bust nuts because you took organic chemistry 101 and I don't think this works the way you want it to.

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    When I drank a lot more way back when, I would just drink more to balance the hangover with drunkenness and I wouldn't feel as bad

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I collect and drink wine. I stopped getting hangovers by eating eggs or drinking more wine. If you really want to stop getting hangovers and be able to binge drink a lot of wine. I recommend not drinking wine high in tannins like Cabernet Sauvignon or Merlot and instead drink pinot noire or gamay if you like red wine. White should be fine but notice if it’s hitting you hard or not.

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Drink beer or wine
    >Stomach hurts, feel shitty before I'm even drunk or buzzed, head starts to hurt almost immediately
    >Have to constantly be drinking it or else whatever buzz I have goes away immediately making it all pointless, but overdrinking makes me feel disgustingly full and sick to my stomach
    >If I push through and get drunk anyways, guaranteed worst hangover the next day, vomiting, feeling sick and overfull
    >Drink clear liquor
    >Drunk quickly, easy to maintain since the alcohol content is easy to manage
    >No headache while drinking, just a pleasant buzz with no other side effects
    >No hangover the next morning, even if I get so drunk I'm almost at the point of alcohol poisoning the most I get is a mild headache that goes away within a few hours
    >Infinitely cheaper as well since a bottle of serviceable vodka is around the same as a bottle of cheap wine and cheaper than a pack of microbrewed local whatever the frick IPA trash
    People make alcohol their entire personality sometimes, and they're very passionate about whatever swill they consume. For me, it will always be cheap vodka out of a plastic bottle. I wont spend a single dime on anything else.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sulfite sensitivity

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    meh, it gives you red teeth and Italybro breath. whether or not there's a hangover is on you though.

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    used to get some fricking dirty hangovers on red wine, major acid too
    it also stains one of my front teeth comically bad, teeth would be stained for days afterwards
    never again

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm beginning to think that anything alcohol related is just god playing with dice, because people make threads like this, yet I get nasty headaches, sleepiness, bloating and hangovers from beer where red wine does none of that and feels nice.
    >celiac
    I tolerate gluten just fine but it could be because it's liquid? idfk

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nightshade problems are more likely. Hops can get you

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Polish or British + water is the best solution. Salt + protein bomb and water to put the liquid back in your body.

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >science at night (ice water with electrolyte mix, plus b vitamin complex, imodium, and ashwagandha when i wake up)
    >chinese in the morning (normal daily coffee intake will send me into panic attacks no doubt but tea is good)
    >british once i've recovered enough to eat

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Congeners.
    The source of all your ills.

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