>go to the supermarket
>Only tiny chicken
>Couldn't believe it
>Dragged a couple birds to the fresh produce section to weight them myself
>We can't even afford to feed the hens anymore
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>go to the supermarket. >Only tiny chicken. >Couldn't believe it
congratz, you bought good chicken and not those mutated american monstrosity full of woody meat. lucky you.
How am I supposed to feed a family of me and three waifus with this?
Chicken is not a staple food.
Yes it is. It's the only meat that's consistently under $1 per pound
How much of that pound is bones?
Why do you still insist that someone should give a frick about you poor people?
Is this that Marxist tactic of constantly setting rules and demanding others play by them over and over?
>IT MUST COST UNDER _THIS_ ARBITRARY AMOUNT OR IT DOESN'T COUNT
You could argue that chicken is pretty much the closest thing we have to a staple food from animals. There are very few cultures that don't eat chicken across the world at this point
Well, you know what they say. One than one waifu will ruin your laifu.
But I thought life would be niceu with many waifu?
Well, you know what they say; You don't miss what you have. Waifus are nice because you can't have em for realsies.
Welcome to Joe Biden's Amerikkka.
You vvill eat ze bugs because they're all you can afford.
Just like Cambodians and their spider kebabs.
Their being killed quicker than we can grow them. Variants of bird flu keep popping up and agriculture fires. An egg company near me just lost a building that housed half a million chickens.
Something breaks in you when you work in those places. I worked on the production floor for a meat packer. 12 hours in a freezer slicing brisket off your part of the carcass. Cut off the extra fat and scrap meat, push it on the burger line. Cut out any cysts or undesirable and put it on the bin line. Be ready to grab the next one in 15 seconds. Above you and on the other side of the plant cows are loaded up the belt. Their slowly pushed through a cushioned feeder, bolt to the head, chain grabs the hoof, one second later the throat is slit, blood begins to flow into it's collection channel to be processed, the belt continues on, every part of that beast is removed with machine precision, each part is used for something down to the piss. Within 24 hours a cow goes from feed lot to freezer. When you enter and exit you have to walk beside the lots, look them in the eye. At lunch you go up to the cafeteria and you eat the hamburger that is on the menu every day. It changes you
You should consider changing careers to elderly care
I switched to tree work. Way easier and pays way better
>I switched to tree work. Way easier and pays way better
Thanks for telling us that your story is as fake as The Jungle by Upton Sinclair. Yes, we know that it is a work of FICTION
Tree services make an absolute frickload, Anon.
In contrast, most slaughterhouses are staffed with illegal immigrants, who drive down wages.
>calls a steer a cow
Again, why is Culinaly being raided?
Obviously I meant steer, I'm high as balls, you couldn't tell? I grew up in a meat processing town. Pretty much everyone worked their once. Only the Mexicans and Nigerians ever stuck with it
No I'm drunk
Family bopped around a lot because of wars, you did get a "cold, dead eyes of a butcher" vibe across, but I'm ESL and a stickler about it
I mean I still eat beef. The lots by my old stomping grounds were as humane as something like that can be, they were treated well. They lived on a range spent their last week along with their buddies. It's not even wasteful, that industry is completely efficient when it's running at it's best. It's only the shitty ones that anyone hears about. It's hard to explain, you just kind of come to understand the actual value of it all rather than the monetary value. It's humbling
I do understand, my wife kind of works with Temple Grandin
Overlapping circles, they don't actually work with each other
I used to work for a "no kill" animal shelter, I know what you're saying
>Temple Grandin
Based
She's turbo-weird in person, heh
Like if you thought she was weird from the documentaries, no, they absolutely made her into as much of a normie as possible
She went on a rant about having to learn math to my wife, a math teacher
To be fair, she's been through some shit.
>psychologists at her college sought to confiscate her prototype hug machine
Sometimes a girl just wants a hug, ya know?
I live next to a Cargill and the worst part about the job isn't killing cows it's just how badly they treat employees. One time it flooded outside and they said if you went to get your car out of 3 feet of water they'd fire you. They'd work you 14 hours a day for 30 days straight if you were in production since orders had to be completed before you even went home. Basically not even allowed to take a piss because the meat must flow.
I have a friend who worked the pens for years and has stories about steer getting loose and running around the parking lot. Shitty part about that is once a steer gets out of the plant they have to just throw the entire body away because it's no longer legal to sell as meat.
Cargill is such a shitty company they don't even provide safety equipment for you, they just tell you that you have to go buy your own and bring it in. Then when you quit or get a different job they tell you they want you to give your shit to the next guy.
Managers all regularly steal hundreds of dollars of meat. Everyone in the cutting room has tendonitis and carpal tunnel.
Frick cows. It's the human beings that are suffering.
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