has anyone ever solved the problem of having to eat your lunch sandwiches cold? it's fricking gross and unappetizing
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has anyone ever solved the problem of having to eat your lunch sandwiches cold? it's fricking gross and unappetizing
Yeah it's called a oven, microwave or grill. You ever heard of these things? Fricking insane how far technology has gotten.
oh right. how could i ever forget about pocket-sized ovens.
Why does it have to be pocket-sized? Just plop a toaster on your desk and leave it there. You could even install an inverter, plug the toaster into your car outlet, and make fresh hot toast while driving.
>guys what do i do if i don't have an immediate access to a toaster or any heating device for that matter?
>get a toaster
kys
Toasters are so cheap they’re basically free, not having one is unacceptable.
>what do i do if i can't heat up my food
>get a thing to heat up your food
this is perfectly reasonable, do you expect someone to teach you how to cast fireball on your food or some shit?
make some sort of sandwich/hot soup dip combo, then put the soup in a thermos
i have no idea what would be suitable beyond grilled cheese/tomato soup and maybe french dip sandwiches, doubtful the sandwich would be warmed all the way through especially if it's refrigerated, but i honestly cannot think of another way of heating food without a food heater
>how the frick do you toast bread, and don't say toaster or anything that can heat up bread
Use a bic or zippo then.
>What's 2 + 2? And don't say 4, give me the real answer
>t. AI toaster
Also I just found a single-slice portable toaster called MyMini on eBay for $7.81. Your lack of ingenuity is pathetic.
>how do I heat my food?
>btw i forgot to tell you i can never ever access any normal device you'll suggest for heating things
Flameless Ration Heater
>Flameless Ration Heater
nice
i keep my sandwich in a paper bag then set the paper bag on fire and by the time it's done burning my sandwich is perfectly warmed
Have you tried cramming?
I enjoy eating my cold bologna sandwiches
Skip lunch and go home an hour early.
2 of these (1 on each cheek of your ‘which) in a heat proof bag / container would get pretty hot
You can also just buy Flameless Ration Heaters
Which are more of a hassle and are used before consumption, need water, and are bulkier
>used before consumption
When were you planning on using the hand-warmers?
>need water
A bunch of commercial ones come with a little sachet of water.
>bulkier
Than some lash-up of two hand-warmers and whatever you're planning to use to keep them on each side of the thing being heated? Doubt.
Whatever though this thread is moronic and was started by an moron.
Nothing I said was incorrect
No it was just stupid.
Concession accepted
>rock or something
>he doesn't like cold food
you're just wrong, anon.
Just pack foods that are good cold? How fricking stupid are you?
Switch to peanut butter.
Put tamales in a food thermos and cover with boiling hot broth. By the time it's lunch, you've got warm to hot tamales, ready to eat. Take a tiny bottle of hot sauce and a sleeve of saltines to round out the meal. Sandwiches are for gays.
Put your sandwich in a plastic bag, and shove it between your asscrack to keep it warm and toasty. Then at lunchtime go to the bathroom, take the sandwich out of the bag and eat the warm sandwich.
OP must be a Canadian, because he has never heard of hot sauce. Top kek.