>he doesn't make his own oat milk
You aren't Culinaly if you buy the absolute easiest, cheapest non-dairy milk to make at home.
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>he doesn't make his own oat milk
>he doesn't make his own oat milk
You aren't Culinaly if you buy the absolute easiest, cheapest non-dairy milk to make at home.
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>non-dairy milk
But I'm white
Besides the fact that homemade comes out a little slimy, this
I only made it a few times to see if I could.
Got oats.
Added a little oil since I noticed supermarket oatmilk has oil in the ingredients and fat in its nutrifacts.
Soaked in water.
Blitzed it.
Sieved and strained.
>Seems a lot of work
Not really. See above.
And what's your point?
Coconut milk isn't milk either anon
Nobody calls it peanut goop. Dont kid yourself like that anon
>And what's your point?
I'm not defective and have no reason to avoid dairy
You need like enzymes to cut down the sugars and shit, and filter the mess. Seems a lot of work
Milk is defined as titty-cum. Oats do not have titty-cum. It is not milk.
Yes, we are not 3 years old. We use the term "oat milk" as shorthand for "oat-based milk substitute". Thanks for playing.
It's called oat water. Because that's what it is. Oats soaked in water.
I call it kacang, a satay sauce. Because that's what it is. An Indonesian peanut sauce served with grilled meat. No matter how many times your Dutch ass smears it on bread and confiture.
It's called confiture, not jelly. Confiture is made with pectine, jelly is made with gelatine.
>Because that's what it is. Oats soaked in water.
categorically wrong, if the oats have been soaked it's been made wrong, and nobody calls it oat water besides people who get unreasonably pissy about the word milk being used
>I call it kacang, a satay sauce
satay sauce and peanut butter are completely different preparations you contrarian b***hlet
Why does the word "milk" trigger you so hard that you need to lie about what you call things?
I bet you still call peanut butter by that name though, don't you?
No, I call that stuff peanut goop and I call people like you morons.
well ain't that just the pot calling the kettle a Black person
>I call that stuff peanut goop
No you don't
I like to call it boobie-pee.
There is no oat milk.
At best it can be called juice.
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....wait
You're eating raw oats when you're making oat milk?
you're not eating anything when you make oat milk
why every time i eat oats, i shit large turds?
it´s like the body don´t absorb anyting, it´s like eating sand, nothing is being used by the body.
sometimes i think oats are just woodchipped.
i never ever saw a oat tree.
fiber
>i never ever saw a oat tree
Sometimes I wonder if anons are this dumb, or doing know how grains grow.
>why every time i eat oats, i shit large turds?
it's called fiber, kiddo. i know you're not used to it since you probably order goyslop off doordash every day, but it's very important for a healthy diet.
homosexual
Homemade oat milk is bullshit though. It’s snotty and unstable. If you’re going to cook with it fine but keeping a jar of watery sediment in your fridge so you can ruin a cup of coffee is moron behavior.
if your homemade oat milk is slimy, you made it poorly
amazing how many people blame their poor results on anything but their own incompetence
Do tell: how does one make it properly, then?
don't soak the oats and don't blend them for too long
I'll try that. Cold water? I used hot.
as cold as possible
Thanks. I'll give it a go. I don't buy altmilk of any sort, but if oat's halfway decent made at home this way, I'd use it for a dairy substitute every now and again because ytf not.
You did filter out the fiber with a cheese cloth or something similar.. right?
My hands are too big to milk oats. 🙁
Or just, you kniw, buy lactase enzyme so you can drink real milk if you can't drink it without it.
>post thread about non-dairy milk
>not even 1 post in and there's already screeching from incels
can you please frick off and go back to your fast food threads? i don't go in there and shit up the place and call you goyslop-slurping zogbots like the goyslop-slurping zogbots that you are, so can you stay out of these threads?
Oats don't have breasts, silly.
neither do coconuts or magnesium hydroxide, but you screeching morons don't go pitching fits over them, do you
i appreciate oats, they're so cheap, easy, delicious, and healthy. just love a big bowl of plain oatmeal
but i only drink whole dairy milk