how do i turn this into this?

how do i turn this into this?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you can't.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Easy.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chicken fried pork? Why not. Look up recipes for extra crispy chicken. Cut smaller pieces and tenderize them with a hammer or beat them with a can, frick if I care. Then follow instructions the same as you do for making fried chicken.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      package says chicken, not pork. willl the breading stick to the marinade just fine?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wtf. No. You bread and fry dry pieces of meat. You don't throw wet things in the frier, nor do you try to bread them. The marinade has already flavored the meat, drain it and pat the meat dry.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Damn.
          Buttermilk fried chicken is gone forever thanks to your based trans ass.

        • 2 years ago
          op

          >The marinade has already flavored the meat, drain it and pat the meat dry.

          So a few things could be the problem.

          1. The chicken was not wet/viscous enough before dredging in flour. The combination of wetness on the chicken and flour should make a batter. If you don't have enough moisture proper amounts of flour won't stick. The marinade should also be somewhat viscous, which is why I use buttermilk. Or you could just premix a batter and dip the chicken in it, but this will have a different look and feel.

          2. Not resting them long enough. If don't rest them, the marinade and flour won't mix and stick to the chicken. It's best to have them rest on a wire rack so the bottom can properly air out.

          3. Not using proper oil temperature. Make sure you're using a decent amount of oil and don't put any chicken in the oil until it's hot enough. Use a thermometer and wait until the top center section of the oil reads around 350 degrees, You also need to monitor how the chicken is browning/frying. If you drop a bunch of chicken in a small amount of oil it'll drop the temp and frick up the fry. It's better to do a few pieces at a time.

          >1. The chicken was not wet/viscous enough before dredging in flour.

          wat do i do? wet or dry?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            you dry the wet chicken with the flour if that makes sense. So you want the chicken wet, then you completely cover it so the outside is 100% caked in flour.

            If you dry the chicken and toss it in flour, nothing will stick to it. The other guy is a moron. People fry wet things all the time. Just look up anything beer battered, funnel cake, or tempura. The key though is that it is combined into a batter of some kind.

            If you just put a bunch of water into a deep frier it will cause a lot of bubbles and start throwing oil everywhere. But batter will not do that. Given that it sounds like you have never really done stuff like this you should watch a video so you can see what I'm talking about.

            • 2 years ago
              op

              ill watch a video.... could you recommend one

              so i just made egg wash. i didnt have milk so i used "cooking creme" and instead of pickle brine, i used the marinade from the chicken packet.

              i used 1/2 teaspoon of cooking cream and about two table spoons of marinade with four eggs. is that bad for some reason due to oils or something? should i have just used water and egg?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                also the flour you pat the chicken with is the same flour you do the final breading with? should i not add break crumbs to the flour? i think there are breadcrumbs in the cabinet

                So I normally use buttermilk, cooking cream and the marinade may be ok.

                So when I make my chicken, the two photos I posted, I only do a single dredge in flour. So you should mix a bunch of flour, salt, paprika, black pepper, garlic powder, white pepper, cayenne, and what ever other spices you want to be in there. I normally eyeball everything, but seeing as this is your first time I'd probably just look it up.

                So overall the process should go like this.

                >mix together flour and dry spices in a large container to make flour dredge
                >one piece at a time transfer chicken to flour dredge and make sure every inch of chicken is completely covered
                >transfer to baking sheet or wire rack, then dredge another piece of chicken and repeat the process
                >once all the chicken pieces are completely covered in the seasoned flour start heating up the oil
                >wait until oil reaches temp
                >1-3 pieces can go into the oil at a time. Start with 1 and see how it does as a test piece.
                >cook until golden brown and rest again
                >salt as necessary

                If you can send pics of what you're doing that could help potentially.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                here's a dredge mix I found. Seems good enough for the seasoned flour, but I think this would make a lot. You can probably scale it back depending on how much chicken you're making. Just google from scratch fried chicken.

                Dredging Mixture
                3 cups all-purpose flour
                1/2 cup cornstarch
                1 tablespoon salt
                1 tablespoon paprika
                2 teaspoons onion powder
                2 teaspoons garlic powder
                1 teaspoon dried oregano
                1 teaspoon dried basil
                1 teaspoon white pepper
                1 teaspoon cayenne pepper

              • 2 years ago
                op

                so at what point did you use egg wash?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        'chicken-fried' is just a method of cooking. It's just coated in seasoned flour and fried.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      how can a chicken fry pork? It doesn't even have hands

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've only breaded and fried chicken maybe 10 times at most, usually flattened breast cutlets, but I think you can just do the standard procedure here:
    >remove from package and pat dry, as dry as possible. dry as a fricking bone.
    >dredge in flour or batter mixture
    >bathe in egg wash (beaten egg)
    >dredge in batter mixture again
    >let sit on rack for batter to fully hydrate and settle from egg wash, 5-10 min(?)
    >fry in hot oil
    >let rest on rack at least 5-10 minutes before eating
    >add large grain salt immediate after setting on rack

    some tips that I like for general use:
    >for your dry batter mixture, use 50% flour to 50% starch. I use corn starch and it works fine, but I've heard rice starch is best.
    >when making the egg wash, beat eggs with fair amount of dill pickle juice for extra briney flavor
    >dribble in some of the egg wash into your flour/dry batter mixture to create little beads and chunks of wet batter that cling to the chicken when dredging and give it extra crunchy spots and texture
    >before the first dredge into flour, you can squeeze the chicken a bit to mangle the flesh which creates more surface area for breading to get into
    more tips are welcome. I've always been curious about corn flakes in breading or how to get crustier, craggier coatings.

    picrel is the last batch of chicken tenders I made. they're that shape because of my last tip, I squeezed them. they're over salted but I shook it off and it was fine.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      thank you for taking the time to teach me

    • 2 years ago
      op

      >for your dry batter mixture, use 50% flour to 50% starch.

      here's a dredge mix I found. Seems good enough for the seasoned flour, but I think this would make a lot. You can probably scale it back depending on how much chicken you're making. Just google from scratch fried chicken.

      Dredging Mixture
      3 cups all-purpose flour
      1/2 cup cornstarch
      1 tablespoon salt
      1 tablespoon paprika
      2 teaspoons onion powder
      2 teaspoons garlic powder
      1 teaspoon dried oregano
      1 teaspoon dried basil
      1 teaspoon white pepper
      1 teaspoon cayenne pepper

      >Dredging Mixture
      >3 cups all-purpose flour
      >1/2 cup cornstarch

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        so at what point did you use egg wash?

        I don't typically use corn starch and I don't use egg wash ever. But there's a lot of ways to make fried chicken.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, different people have different recipes. some people use more than 50% starch, too.

        • 2 years ago
          op

          >yeah, different people have different recipes.
          the qay he was quoteing and refrencing previous post
          >the pics i posted above
          I thought it was the same person posting two different flour/cornstarch ratios
          miscommunication

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No worries, overall though it's not fricking rocket science. People have been frying shit for 1000s of years. Just coat a meat or veggie in grain based batter and put it in hot oil. It'll work out.

            People have such big hangups about doing stuff "right". There is no right way, just make it taste good any way you can.

    • 2 years ago
      op

      >some tips that I like for general use:
      in some of the egg wash into your flour/dry batter mixture to create little beads and chunks of wet batter that cling to the chicken when dredging and give it extra crunchy spots and texture

      i kept reading to let excess eggwash dribble off the chicken before the 2nd flouring, so i let it dribble into the flour-mix.... im pretty sure this had a noticable effect, cuase the fried chicken was really fried-chicken-ey like at the store.

      also
      am i consuming a massive amount of oil when i eat this as a meal???

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I agree, it made a bigger difference than I was expecting. lletting the dry flour mixture get fricked up with your wet (wash/buttermilk) is critical for me now. I think dribbling it intentionally is just a way to control the batter nuggets that are formed for small batches at home, especially for the first few pieces of chicken you bread, where it would occur more naturally at a fried chicken joint that just has a big tub full of dry batter to dredge in that will get crusty over time as more chicken is breaded and wet mix added. I guess you just gotta be a bit messy.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Grocery outlet bro spotted
    I love them stickers.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >marinade them for a night or two in :1 cup butter milk, 1 cup pickle brine, 1 tsp salt.
    >pull them directly out of the marinade and roll them in ~~*self raising*~~ flour
    >deep fry untill cooked in the middle
    >build the burger

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >burger
      there is no burger meat in chicken, anon.
      stop being that way.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >there is no burger meat in chicken, anon.
        stop being anal about shit, everyone understands what he is talking about when he says a burger.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's not complicated, just dredge them in a flour and spice mixture until they're completely covered. Then let them rest so the moisture seeps into the flour and bonds to the chicken. Then you can either dip them again in egg or buttermilk, dredge, rest and fry.

    Pic related is skinless chicken tenders marinated in buttermilk and pickle juice, dredged in flour one time. Don't know how people frick up fried chicken so much. It's actually impressive considering how easy it is.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      hangover sandwich I made using the same technique with chicken thighs instead. I get that it's a bit of a messy sandwich, but the chicken is crispy and juicy.

      Single dredge in flour mixture after buttermilk marinade. That's it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the crispy crust always falls off the last 3 times i attempted to fry chicken

      -op

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So a few things could be the problem.

        1. The chicken was not wet/viscous enough before dredging in flour. The combination of wetness on the chicken and flour should make a batter. If you don't have enough moisture proper amounts of flour won't stick. The marinade should also be somewhat viscous, which is why I use buttermilk. Or you could just premix a batter and dip the chicken in it, but this will have a different look and feel.

        2. Not resting them long enough. If don't rest them, the marinade and flour won't mix and stick to the chicken. It's best to have them rest on a wire rack so the bottom can properly air out.

        3. Not using proper oil temperature. Make sure you're using a decent amount of oil and don't put any chicken in the oil until it's hot enough. Use a thermometer and wait until the top center section of the oil reads around 350 degrees, You also need to monitor how the chicken is browning/frying. If you drop a bunch of chicken in a small amount of oil it'll drop the temp and frick up the fry. It's better to do a few pieces at a time.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You take the wet chicken, dredge it in seasoned flour, and toss into the deep fryer. Easy as.

  9. 2 years ago
    op

    also the flour you pat the chicken with is the same flour you do the final breading with? should i not add break crumbs to the flour? i think there are breadcrumbs in the cabinet

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cool thread. I made these chicken nuggets yesterday. Dredged in seasoned flour, then egg wash, then back to the seasoned flour. Deep fried em in peanut oil. Question, how many times can I reuse the oil? My girlfriend threw the oil away after even tho I told her I was gonna save it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >girlfriend threw the oil away

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Theoretically until it is black.
      I know industrial fryers have filters you basically just pump the oil through and it comes out fresh as a daisy 2 or 3 times before it's too nasty to use, I'm not sure if there's a home equivalent.

  11. 2 years ago
    op

    shit lighting

    image board

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/Cj0KUCV.jpg

      https://i.imgur.com/qyvOq2M.jpg

      Wait OP was this you? Looks like it turned out pretty well all things considered.

      • 2 years ago
        op

        no, i think that was someone else

      • 2 years ago
        op

        okay okay, it was me
        please dont dox me
        last 3 times i tried to deep fry, the results were pathetic

        is there a term for shallow pan fry in 1/4in of oil?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't realize that was you, but looks good, OP! they look pretty crispy and that sandwich looks nice. what were the fixins?

          I think you can just call it shallow frying btw. shallow frying was probably a good idea for this project.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            okay okay, it was me
            please dont dox me
            last 3 times i tried to deep fry, the results were pathetic

            is there a term for shallow pan fry in 1/4in of oil?

            also what was the effect of the marinade on the flavor? was it noticeable?

            • 2 years ago
              op

              >also what was the effect of the marinade on the flavor? was it noticeable?
              nope. tasted like regular fried chicken

              fixens was whyte bred, injuns, toe-may-toes, letis, and some super awesome chipotle cream sauce (soybean oil+flavour) and honey mustard (soybean oil + flavour)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah it's shallow fry

  12. 2 years ago
    op

    how do i make shredded/pulled chicken with the rest of the chicken and marinade?

    I read that you pan stove top both sides for 5min each and then the chicken will just shred apart? really? how come beef doesnt do that?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Frick you, marinades number 1

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Damn they're really out here banning that guy who's talking shit about marinades lmao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I hate marinades now.
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  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >wash marinade off
    >soak in buttermilk with plenty of salt and pepper overnight
    >buy some poultry magic (pic related)
    >make chicken flour of
    15x flour
    5x corn starch
    3x poultry seasoning
    Mix well.
    Pull tenders straight from buttermilk, roll in flour and dunk. You can repeat if you arent satisfied with the results.

    You can also make an easy egg wash by doing half and half egg yolks and water and do the same thing with the flour you've made OR some panko breadcrumbs (or my mom's favorite, crushed wavy potato chips.)

  15. 2 years ago
    op

    how long can eggwash and flour sit on counter? it is noon now, can i cook more fresh fried chicken at 7pm, or am i risking getting sick?

  16. 2 years ago
    op

    tips and tricks for frying small batches? i feel like gathering ingrediants/cookware and then clean up are both very time consuming.

    i miss living in a hippie house and cooking bitg batches of food for like 8 hungry people

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah use a small pot and cook a small amount of food. Just fry one piece at a time. You can also just fill a cast iron pan up and flip the chicken pieces repeatedly to get even cooking.

      Use a paper towel or strainer to filter the oil when done and put the oil back in a bottle or container that you mark for deep frying. If you do it right you can get several uses. It really doesn't take too much time or effort.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pic related was single handedly the best chicken sandwhich, let alone fried chicken I've ever had. I brined chicken thighs in seasoned butter milk for 24 hrs. for the breading i used equal parts flour and cornstarch, seasoned with salt, pepper, onion and garlic powder, cayenne, and dried oregano crushed into powder. now, you take your chicken thigh and let a bit of the excess buttermilk drip into the flour mixture. this'll form nuggets of breading that will aid in giving you a great, crunchy, crust. after coating the thigh let it rest for a few minutes so that the flour and buttermilk form a batter like consistency. for the frying i used peanut oil. it has a high smoke point and i find it regulates temperature well.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yup this is the best way to do it. Surprising how few people do this. Adding breadcrumb, multiple dipping/breadings etc. Just classic buttermilk and flour dredge. It's the way to go.

      • 2 years ago
        op

        >Just classic buttermilk and flour dredge
        does butter + lowfat milk = buttermilk?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No, so buttermilk is essentially what's leftover after making butter. It's a thick sour/acidic cream. You can probably get a similar effect by mixing heavy whipping cream with lemon or vinegar. Since a lot of fried chicken marinades call for pickle juice and hot sauce you could probably just do that with whipping cream.

          It's also not very expensive if you wanted to pick some up.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      close up of the breading. in the past when I've tried making fried chicken the breading would come out fine at first but would soften up a bit after because of the steam from the cooked chicken. this wasnt the case with this attempt. the crust remained crunchy well after cooling off.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know that I would used pollo asado for a chicken sammich....might be a bit overpowering. just get boneless, skinless thighs. coat them with buttermilk, flour, egg, and seasoned flour, then fry in oil of your choice...preferably peanut oil. viola.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't know that I would used pollo asado for a chicken sammich....might be a bit overpowering

      >>>also what was the effect of the marinade on the flavor? was it noticeable?
      >nope. tasted like regular fried chicken

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >rub chicken in bread
    >put in oven for 30 mins on 375
    >thing is just dry chicken with burnt bread crumbs on it
    How do the restaurants do it bros

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