How do you cut a pizza?
A, B or C?
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How do you cut a pizza? A, B or C?
How do you cut a pizza?
A, B or C?
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Party cut my dude
Fat fricks detected
Okay let's pretend that's a thing. Enlighten us idiots, what the frick is "party cut"?
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Square cut only
Can't be fricked to buy a pizza roller, this is easier
kys drug addict
Thim boc'h mon boisch caut'ni?
Ohohohoho dasche velmon.
Ohhhh avant garde
Brash yet insisstant
Cache ye sic-non-teu ough te vashe garnin, coldinois.
smash bros cut
I don't, I eat it whole like a giant open sandwich, which pizza is.
For followers of sacred geometry, pizza is the holiest of foods. Inside a square (the box) is an edible circle (the pizza) composed of triangles (its slices). Ergo, pizza is truly the food of the Good Lord himself, God Almighty, and proof positive that He loves us.
homie, this is a circular sector, not a triangle
>she can't cut a triangle!
You bling shame to youl famiry.
B. I find 1/8s too small in most situations.
depends how hungry I am. C if I'm hungry = more slices. A less slices = less hungry
placebo effect
did this with my graduation cake, the rest of the family was not amused
I don't get it.
it'll taste the same anyways why would they care lol
B is worthless since if you're without a pizza cutter A is best and with C is superior
C is too tiny for a medium sized pizza
Noone here is getting a medium.
>remove the stuffed crust for cheese bread ring
>enjoy pizza strips
I would roll them up into pizzushi
Am I the only one who eats pizza with a knife and fork and cuts of random shaped bite sized pieces as I go? Why would I pre slice it up and eat it with my fingers like some kind of fricking caveman.
i'm not paying 36$ for "fresh" pizza when i can get a frozen one for 5$. im not going to eat a frozen pizza im just saying the price isnt ever worth it for pizza.
I got a slice today OMW home. $2.50, tax included. I was surprised I hadn't gotten a slice in literal years and the pizza place at my corner sells them for $4.50 (I go in there for a beer every now and again but not pizza). With all prices increasing, I'm happy to see this place's thoroughly average pizza still be fairly cheap.
With a spoon
It entirely depends on the size of the pizza and the number of people involved.
Single medium pizza for 1? A is the only correct choice
>Look at me everyone, I cut my pizza even if there's no one else around
Sure
בשׁד
what the FRICK is this language
Hebrew looks like demon scratches homie. Fr fr no cap.
>jews have demon scratches for language
what did he mean by this?
It means watch out muhfrickas mah homie. Did you know the majority of people involved in the Atlantic slave trade were J*wish? The commonly held belief that wh*tes were responsible for not only bringing them to the US but also that they made up the bulk of slave owners is israelite trickery and misdirection. There are likely more slaves in Africa and the middle East today than there ever at any other point in Herstory.
it wasn't a literal translation. I typed the letter equivalent of BSD = based
It lacks explicit vowels like a lot of languages from that region.
Mazel tov, what a mitzvah! Couldn't have happened to a bigger mensch.
>eating alone
A
>sharing, medium
B
>sharing, large
C
Square cut like a white person
I got a pizza in Chicago that looked like this and the guy told me there's a classic Chigaco pizza.
Also it was actually quite d'licious
B
Because I like eating 1/6th of things to be reminded when our democracy was almost stolen from us.
based pizza snake enjoyer
I fold it over and turn it into a taco
If you put a cheesesteak in it, it's called a Philly taco. Srs.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philly_taco
For me, it's the square cut.
A because I don't think I could eat more than 4 slices
why are you cutting an open faced sandwich?
squares
C, it’s easy when you put it in a pizza box. Cut corner to corner then split the difference. When you get good at eyeballing it you can cut into 12.
I roll up my pizza and eat it like a burrito
Holy frick the amount of morons in here C should be the only choice because it gets you more pizza per box
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Ban evasion is wrong. : (
not ban evading. my thread got 404'd and i thought id been banned for it.
Depends on how big the damn thing is. 16" or 14" gets C. 12" gets B. Anything smaller gets A.
A for small (<6")
B for medium (<12")
C for large (>12")
Square for large groups
Give me an end and some marinara dip