How fricking fat do you have to be to where drinking water is too much effort?

How fricking fat do you have to be to where drinking water is too much effort?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let's see the ingredients

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's goyslop full of sugar, another natural selection device.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mmmm, sucralose and red 40. Yummy yummy. Just frick my shit up, destroy my DNA. Oh yeah.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not to mention the dihydrogen monoxide they are drinking
          Won't someone think of the children

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >dihydrogen monoxide
            You always know someone is a Reddit homosexual when they say that. "Smart" enough to call people out for not wanting to consume unnecessary chemicals, but definitely not smart enough to confidently say they aren't harmful or actually know anything about the ingredients. have a nice day.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Man, don't go looking at the chemical composition of your average piece of cheese.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think it's possible for you to have missed their point any more than you did.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >dihydrogen monoxide
            you're hilarious dude, i wish i had gold to give!!!
            go back but first kys

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >making fun of influencer pseudoscience is reddit
              >being paranoid of every food thing you don't understand is le trve based and redpilled Culinaly way

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I usually enjoy a fresh sip of dideuterium monoxide straight from the reactor more.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I'm not fat, it's just all the heavy water!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's just cordial in a fancy package that doesn't employ anybody's dad to pick fruit.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >buzzword spewer is incapable of reading
        Imagine my shock.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >sucralose isn't a sugar
          Shut up, pseud.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >um ackshually it's a-
            0 sugar. It's a flavor enhancer for water. Go cry somewhere else.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >says it is 'full of sugar'
            >can't even read where it says it contains no sugar
            >tries to wiggle out by mentioning Sucrose acetoisobutyrate (SAIB)
            >doesn't realise it is an emulsifier and isn't a sugar and even if it was a sugar it is 3rd from the bottom so it is in minor quantities
            you're just a moron who couldn't be bothered to read the carb or total sugar amounts. moron.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If it's a sugar, why doesn't it count towards calories?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Because it can't be digested by humans. That doesn't mean it's not a sugar.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fine, technically, but doesn't that eliminate most of the concerns people have with a drink being "full of sugar"?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                come the frick on dude

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry bud, you shouldn't open your mouth if you don't know what you're talking about.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're the same type of gay that says tomatoes and mushrooms aren't vegetables. You're technically right but you're also conventionally wrong and sound like a total moron to anyone that already knows.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >conventionally wrong
                that's not a thing, dummy.
                we deal in definitions, not fee fees.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There is no one truth, dumbass. The truth is context related. If you deny that, you choose to be willfully autistic. That's a moronic choice.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >vegetables are mostly water
                >water is a vegetable
                >"uh, no, that's wrong moron"
                >THERE ISN'T ONLY ONE TRUTH RREEEEEEEE

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                your argument has no utility and is pure pedantry

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There isn't any sugar in it at all THOUGH. What the frick are you talking about?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It has electrolytes.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It doesnt so

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It's goyslop full of sugar
        There is literally zero sugar in it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >serving size 2ml
          >sugar 0g
          It's like saying TicTacs is sugarfree, pure marketing bullshit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if you fricks could stop changing the definition of slop that'd be great

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Waaaaah it's full of sugar!
        >contains no sugar
        >but muh goy muh goy muh goy
        But muh sage, homosexual.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      let's see paul allen's card

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How fricking gay do you have to be that you make this stupid fricking thread? As gay as OPs b***h ass, apparently. Get rekt, Black person 🙂

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These things are cool because they have 0 calories, so diabetic whales flock to them without realizing that artificial sugars still cause your insulin to spike.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine spiking these with cyanide and killing every fat frick on planet earth

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Also spiking the pink monsters with cyanide to kill all BPD women

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Except diabetics have to worry about carbs, not about insulin spikes. If their insulin goes up, blood glucose goes down, but that is immediately and infinitely safer and easier to fix than the opposite (too high). The alternative isn't to drink a 250 calorie full sugar drink. If it's the same issue, why add the calories to the problem? Don't be moronic.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The alternative isn't to drink a 250 calorie full sugar drink.
        Nobody said it was. Drink water, you fat frick.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >insulin spikes
      Ok and?

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where I grew up, people were like this. Everyone was fat and only drank soda, juice or beer. Everyone said I was weird for drinking water. Coincidentally I was the only one I knew who ended up not being obese. All my family and friends were/are all obese, and don't see a problem with it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'm obese and i drink a lot of water

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        but not only water

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Total fatty death

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hey, it's cheaper than gatorade.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fun fact, these killed a (homosexual) localization translator that worked on Blue Archive when he kept using expired bottles because he bought them in bulk and didn't want to dump them.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dubbadubba
      How?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sus. I'm betting that he faked his own death.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Y he no go to hospital?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I kinda doubt it's related. If I were in that situation, I would definitely be Tweeting "hey I think that drinking [SPECIFIC NAME OF PRODUCT] made me so sick that I'm about to die" instead of being reticent about whatever the doctors were saying

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Haunting words

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          vaxx status?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/E5JhfPq.jpeg

      correlation is not causation

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fun fact: dye and preservatives and fake sweeteners can't kill you, and dont expire

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >preservatives don't expire
        Whoops. You'd feel really silly if you knew the facts.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >le sus

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I... I like putting that in my club soda sometimes. Admittedly freshly squeezed lemon or lime is better....

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i drink a bit over a gallon of water a day and sometimes i want a little variety outside of tea. this is better than chugging soda, so, sue me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the perfect pairing

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I greatly appreciate these.

    I weigh 50kg and have had zero appetite for food or water for a very long time, often eating and drinking nothing for an entire day. Never felt unhealthy but clearly its not good for me.

    I recently started eating at least one meal a day, and drinking at least 1.5L of water a day.
    These are the only reason I am able to convince myself to drink water, and frankly they might be saving my body.

    (I should add that im used to getting juice from concentrate in the UK, and that doesn't exist where am now in the US, so these shitty tiny guys are all I have)

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I buy these because they have caffeine
    At my work I dont have any reliable way to brew tea so I just settled for this additive in my water for my daily source of caffiene.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can buy caffeine pills, it's what I do as I don't like coffee or tea much.
      100 tablets of 100mg is only like 5 USD.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Natural flavor with other natural flavor
    Uh, what?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Basically it means the ingredients aren’t synthetic.
      That’s what natural means in the food industry.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My mother has diabetes and is always talking about how she needs a beverage, because she gets tired of drinking water.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      your mother is a pussy

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AYY DIOS MIO

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    in April of 2020 I had a dentist shill these to me hard as frick as a way to eliminate my one can of Coke a day. I knew they were hippy bullshit but he was really selling it. I ended up cutting soda, coffee and tea cold turkey anyway. needless to say I haven't been back to him.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You remember the month and year of this incident, but don't have the will or intelligence to find out if your hunch on the health effects of mio is correct or not?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the will or intelligence
        if normies or corpos shill it, its fake and gay. simple as.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve only seen this shit in the wild once, at an airport Chilis, a huge fat frick black guy was dumping it in his water to go with his two entrees.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I work at a grocery store and these things sell like hotcakes and probably get stolen even more
    The people who buy them are the people who complain about prices the loudest and dont know what "per pound" means

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This stuff isn't half bad in skyr or yogurt. Mainly use it to drink my electrolytes and creatine powder.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How fricking stupid does OP have to be that they don't understand why people would enjoy flavour?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're just supposed to get mad at thing and virtue signal like a twitter troony

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did anyone explain to op that people use this to mix their powdered supplements and theres a huge market for that

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