>dihydrogen monoxide
You always know someone is a Reddit homosexual when they say that. "Smart" enough to call people out for not wanting to consume unnecessary chemicals, but definitely not smart enough to confidently say they aren't harmful or actually know anything about the ingredients. have a nice day.
>says it is 'full of sugar' >can't even read where it says it contains no sugar >tries to wiggle out by mentioning Sucrose acetoisobutyrate (SAIB) >doesn't realise it is an emulsifier and isn't a sugar and even if it was a sugar it is 3rd from the bottom so it is in minor quantities
you're just a moron who couldn't be bothered to read the carb or total sugar amounts. moron.
Because it can't be digested by humans. That doesn't mean it's not a sugar.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Fine, technically, but doesn't that eliminate most of the concerns people have with a drink being "full of sugar"?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
come the frick on dude
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Sorry bud, you shouldn't open your mouth if you don't know what you're talking about.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
You're the same type of gay that says tomatoes and mushrooms aren't vegetables. You're technically right but you're also conventionally wrong and sound like a total moron to anyone that already knows.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>conventionally wrong
that's not a thing, dummy.
we deal in definitions, not fee fees.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
There is no one truth, dumbass. The truth is context related. If you deny that, you choose to be willfully autistic. That's a moronic choice.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>vegetables are mostly water >water is a vegetable >"uh, no, that's wrong moron" >THERE ISN'T ONLY ONE TRUTH RREEEEEEEE
These things are cool because they have 0 calories, so diabetic whales flock to them without realizing that artificial sugars still cause your insulin to spike.
Except diabetics have to worry about carbs, not about insulin spikes. If their insulin goes up, blood glucose goes down, but that is immediately and infinitely safer and easier to fix than the opposite (too high). The alternative isn't to drink a 250 calorie full sugar drink. If it's the same issue, why add the calories to the problem? Don't be moronic.
Where I grew up, people were like this. Everyone was fat and only drank soda, juice or beer. Everyone said I was weird for drinking water. Coincidentally I was the only one I knew who ended up not being obese. All my family and friends were/are all obese, and don't see a problem with it.
Fun fact, these killed a (homosexual) localization translator that worked on Blue Archive when he kept using expired bottles because he bought them in bulk and didn't want to dump them.
I kinda doubt it's related. If I were in that situation, I would definitely be Tweeting "hey I think that drinking [SPECIFIC NAME OF PRODUCT] made me so sick that I'm about to die" instead of being reticent about whatever the doctors were saying
I weigh 50kg and have had zero appetite for food or water for a very long time, often eating and drinking nothing for an entire day. Never felt unhealthy but clearly its not good for me.
I recently started eating at least one meal a day, and drinking at least 1.5L of water a day.
These are the only reason I am able to convince myself to drink water, and frankly they might be saving my body.
(I should add that im used to getting juice from concentrate in the UK, and that doesn't exist where am now in the US, so these shitty tiny guys are all I have)
I buy these because they have caffeine
At my work I dont have any reliable way to brew tea so I just settled for this additive in my water for my daily source of caffiene.
in April of 2020 I had a dentist shill these to me hard as frick as a way to eliminate my one can of Coke a day. I knew they were hippy bullshit but he was really selling it. I ended up cutting soda, coffee and tea cold turkey anyway. needless to say I haven't been back to him.
You remember the month and year of this incident, but don't have the will or intelligence to find out if your hunch on the health effects of mio is correct or not?
I work at a grocery store and these things sell like hotcakes and probably get stolen even more
The people who buy them are the people who complain about prices the loudest and dont know what "per pound" means
Let's see the ingredients
It's goyslop full of sugar, another natural selection device.
Mmmm, sucralose and red 40. Yummy yummy. Just frick my shit up, destroy my DNA. Oh yeah.
Not to mention the dihydrogen monoxide they are drinking
Won't someone think of the children
>dihydrogen monoxide
You always know someone is a Reddit homosexual when they say that. "Smart" enough to call people out for not wanting to consume unnecessary chemicals, but definitely not smart enough to confidently say they aren't harmful or actually know anything about the ingredients. have a nice day.
Man, don't go looking at the chemical composition of your average piece of cheese.
I don't think it's possible for you to have missed their point any more than you did.
>dihydrogen monoxide
you're hilarious dude, i wish i had gold to give!!!
go back but first kys
>making fun of influencer pseudoscience is reddit
>being paranoid of every food thing you don't understand is le trve based and redpilled Culinaly way
I usually enjoy a fresh sip of dideuterium monoxide straight from the reactor more.
>I'm not fat, it's just all the heavy water!
It's just cordial in a fancy package that doesn't employ anybody's dad to pick fruit.
>buzzword spewer is incapable of reading
Imagine my shock.
>sucralose isn't a sugar
Shut up, pseud.
>um ackshually it's a-
0 sugar. It's a flavor enhancer for water. Go cry somewhere else.
>says it is 'full of sugar'
>can't even read where it says it contains no sugar
>tries to wiggle out by mentioning Sucrose acetoisobutyrate (SAIB)
>doesn't realise it is an emulsifier and isn't a sugar and even if it was a sugar it is 3rd from the bottom so it is in minor quantities
you're just a moron who couldn't be bothered to read the carb or total sugar amounts. moron.
If it's a sugar, why doesn't it count towards calories?
Because it can't be digested by humans. That doesn't mean it's not a sugar.
Fine, technically, but doesn't that eliminate most of the concerns people have with a drink being "full of sugar"?
come the frick on dude
Sorry bud, you shouldn't open your mouth if you don't know what you're talking about.
You're the same type of gay that says tomatoes and mushrooms aren't vegetables. You're technically right but you're also conventionally wrong and sound like a total moron to anyone that already knows.
>conventionally wrong
that's not a thing, dummy.
we deal in definitions, not fee fees.
There is no one truth, dumbass. The truth is context related. If you deny that, you choose to be willfully autistic. That's a moronic choice.
>vegetables are mostly water
>water is a vegetable
>"uh, no, that's wrong moron"
>THERE ISN'T ONLY ONE TRUTH RREEEEEEEE
your argument has no utility and is pure pedantry
There isn't any sugar in it at all THOUGH. What the frick are you talking about?
It has electrolytes.
It doesnt so
>It's goyslop full of sugar
There is literally zero sugar in it
>serving size 2ml
>sugar 0g
It's like saying TicTacs is sugarfree, pure marketing bullshit
if you fricks could stop changing the definition of slop that'd be great
>Waaaaah it's full of sugar!
>contains no sugar
>but muh goy muh goy muh goy
But muh sage, homosexual.
let's see paul allen's card
How fricking gay do you have to be that you make this stupid fricking thread? As gay as OPs b***h ass, apparently. Get rekt, Black person 🙂
These things are cool because they have 0 calories, so diabetic whales flock to them without realizing that artificial sugars still cause your insulin to spike.
Imagine spiking these with cyanide and killing every fat frick on planet earth
Also spiking the pink monsters with cyanide to kill all BPD women
Except diabetics have to worry about carbs, not about insulin spikes. If their insulin goes up, blood glucose goes down, but that is immediately and infinitely safer and easier to fix than the opposite (too high). The alternative isn't to drink a 250 calorie full sugar drink. If it's the same issue, why add the calories to the problem? Don't be moronic.
>The alternative isn't to drink a 250 calorie full sugar drink.
Nobody said it was. Drink water, you fat frick.
>insulin spikes
Ok and?
Where I grew up, people were like this. Everyone was fat and only drank soda, juice or beer. Everyone said I was weird for drinking water. Coincidentally I was the only one I knew who ended up not being obese. All my family and friends were/are all obese, and don't see a problem with it.
i'm obese and i drink a lot of water
but not only water
Total fatty death
hey, it's cheaper than gatorade.
Fun fact, these killed a (homosexual) localization translator that worked on Blue Archive when he kept using expired bottles because he bought them in bulk and didn't want to dump them.
Dubbadubba
How?
Sus. I'm betting that he faked his own death.
Y he no go to hospital?
I kinda doubt it's related. If I were in that situation, I would definitely be Tweeting "hey I think that drinking [SPECIFIC NAME OF PRODUCT] made me so sick that I'm about to die" instead of being reticent about whatever the doctors were saying
Haunting words
vaxx status?
correlation is not causation
Fun fact: dye and preservatives and fake sweeteners can't kill you, and dont expire
>preservatives don't expire
Whoops. You'd feel really silly if you knew the facts.
>le sus
I... I like putting that in my club soda sometimes. Admittedly freshly squeezed lemon or lime is better....
i drink a bit over a gallon of water a day and sometimes i want a little variety outside of tea. this is better than chugging soda, so, sue me
the perfect pairing
I greatly appreciate these.
I weigh 50kg and have had zero appetite for food or water for a very long time, often eating and drinking nothing for an entire day. Never felt unhealthy but clearly its not good for me.
I recently started eating at least one meal a day, and drinking at least 1.5L of water a day.
These are the only reason I am able to convince myself to drink water, and frankly they might be saving my body.
(I should add that im used to getting juice from concentrate in the UK, and that doesn't exist where am now in the US, so these shitty tiny guys are all I have)
I buy these because they have caffeine
At my work I dont have any reliable way to brew tea so I just settled for this additive in my water for my daily source of caffiene.
You can buy caffeine pills, it's what I do as I don't like coffee or tea much.
100 tablets of 100mg is only like 5 USD.
>Natural flavor with other natural flavor
Uh, what?
Basically it means the ingredients aren’t synthetic.
That’s what natural means in the food industry.
My mother has diabetes and is always talking about how she needs a beverage, because she gets tired of drinking water.
your mother is a pussy
AYY DIOS MIO
in April of 2020 I had a dentist shill these to me hard as frick as a way to eliminate my one can of Coke a day. I knew they were hippy bullshit but he was really selling it. I ended up cutting soda, coffee and tea cold turkey anyway. needless to say I haven't been back to him.
You remember the month and year of this incident, but don't have the will or intelligence to find out if your hunch on the health effects of mio is correct or not?
>the will or intelligence
if normies or corpos shill it, its fake and gay. simple as.
I’ve only seen this shit in the wild once, at an airport Chilis, a huge fat frick black guy was dumping it in his water to go with his two entrees.
I work at a grocery store and these things sell like hotcakes and probably get stolen even more
The people who buy them are the people who complain about prices the loudest and dont know what "per pound" means
This stuff isn't half bad in skyr or yogurt. Mainly use it to drink my electrolytes and creatine powder.
How fricking stupid does OP have to be that they don't understand why people would enjoy flavour?
You're just supposed to get mad at thing and virtue signal like a twitter troony
did anyone explain to op that people use this to mix their powdered supplements and theres a huge market for that