how the hell do you get all of the mayo out of these bottles? I try to reinflate them and then use centripetal force to push it all to the top but still I can't completely empty these bottles. why does it only come in a squeeze bottle anyways?
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Leave them upside down
yeah, this. its literally mostly oil, it will all slide to the bottom (top) over night at max.
Add water and shake
Cut it in half with a razor blade and scoop it out
this
Then smear it on a mirror, cut it into lines using that same razer blade, Get a straw, and sniff a line of it up your nose. That's really the only way to know if it is good shit.
>razor
Why not just use scissors?
Because I already have the laptop.
i'm not a lesbian
this is how you end up in the ER. also it makes mustard gas
if you can't handle a knife you shouldn't be in the kitchen
this, but you dont even need a razor, scissors are plenty sharp enough
you grab it by the bottom and aggressively spin it like pic related until it all goes to the top
That's what centripetal force is brainlet.
>That's what centripetal force is brainlet.
CentriFUGAL. You have no right to call anyone a brainlet if you make that mistake.
>CentriFUGAL
That's not a force, you idiot, it's an illusion.
>doesn't understand the difference
>Centripetal force and centrifugal force are two terms that physics students commonly confuse or misunderstand.
>A typical misconception is that centripetal force is directed toward the center of an object's circular path, while centrifugal force is directed outward, as though the two act in opposite directions. However, only one of these is actually a real force!
>The only force causing an object's circular motion is centripetal force, which is always directed toward the center of the circular path. If a car is rounding a bend, for example, the centripetal force making it move in a curve rather than a straight line is directed along the radius of the circle the car is tracing out.
>Centrifugal force, on the other hand, does not exist. Like "Back to the Future's" flux capacitor, the term was invented to help describe something imaginary, albeit based on some real observations. The effects of moving in a circle tend to make an object feel like it is "flying" outward, and the idea of an inward-directed force causing such an experience can at first seem puzzling.
Please stop posting its embarrassing.
>it doesn't exist
>people use it to describe something that exists
>but they're wrong because i want them to use a different word
hmmmmm...
centrifugal is different. You sir are incorrect. Therefore you are more the moron than the previous anon
>centrifugal is different.
We all know. That's why anon corrected you.
But you'll learn all this when you take 10th grade physics so don't sweat it, kid.
>That's what centripetal force is brainlet.
>t.an actuall fricking Black person
it's mostly soybean oil. you should be making your own mayonnaise and storing it in a glass ball mason jar
Frick me, what we're you father's doing when you were growing up? Not teaching you anything apparently.
Hold the bottle upside down near the neck so the bottom of your Palm is level with the top (which is now at the bottom), now thump the the bottom of your palm into the heel of the palm of your other hand. Whatever is in the bottle will shoot to the cap end, like a driver not wearing their seatbelt in a car crash.
Can be used for any bottle. You're welcome.
Jesus Christ, ignore the spelling and grammar, fricking autocorrect
kewpie bottles are soft plastic and act like a tube of toothpaste
It will still work, it can't not work.
it only works with rigid bottles you dumb homosexual
hitting a soft bottle will just cause it to collapse .
Yeah well your mum sucks wieners for a living so what would you know
Buy a tube you can roll up or cut
Superior Japanese mayonnaise container folded over 1000 times.
kek underrated post
>not making your own condiments and storing them in easy to access jars.
Why are you even here?
Culinaly is a fast food first and foremost
Even fast food has easy to use condiments. Culinaly is more like autists arguing over the best way to complicate what should be an easy process.
Its still a viscous liquid, leaving it upside down in your fridge for a while and it should eventually all collect right at the cap.
Cut the bottom off with a sharp and spat until its clean
You can get it down to the last few drops very easily, do you really need those those last few drops?
I still like this stuff more than my home made mayo, has anyone had any success making a copycat or a bettercat?
use a rolling pin. that's what we do in japan
Cramming..it is the most efficient and pleasurable way
stop being autistic about japan. stop buying premade shit mayo and make your own and flavor it any way you want. or just use regular fricking mayo, and if you say "the baby mayo is better,it's sweeter" add sugar you nerd.