as an alcoholic for me its >I lit the wrong end of the cigarette again >I put the lit end of the cigarette in my mouth again >I instinctively bit the cigarette filter again forgetting it wasn't food I was putting in my mouth
That sucks, anon.
Only thing worse is biting a chunk out of your cheek right at the beginning of a really good spicy meal you've fixed.
That or burning the hell out of your mouth right at the beginning so the skin starts to slough off.
You're lucky it wasn't my penis
I'm sorry anon, it's the fricking worse.
Thats cool and all but how does this affect me culinary speaking?
it could happen to you, a cautionary tale
>When you take a big bite and the tines of the fork contact the metal fillings in your teeth
how are metal fillings, better than ceramic?
I've had my amalgams for 20+ years at this point, you'd be lucky to get 10 years longevity out of ceramic fillings.
There are alternatives better to metal and ceramic now.
composite? they're even worse than ceramic. silver amalgam is the best but libs banned it cause it contains mercury.
Tooth pain is worse than cancer. Take care of your teeth anons.
Better than your lip or tongue
I don't have a fork
I farted again and it smells truly awful 🙁
Rip,
chipped a tooth that way
I feel you, I chipped a tooth eating some Gardetto's late last year. I still need to see my dentist to get that fixed up.
fuuuck man i love every variant of these thick things
You're not alone in this anon, happened to me also
stop being autistic
>I bit my fork today
>to see if I still feel
as an alcoholic for me its
>I lit the wrong end of the cigarette again
>I put the lit end of the cigarette in my mouth again
>I instinctively bit the cigarette filter again forgetting it wasn't food I was putting in my mouth
What were you putting in your mouth?
>penis
>cum
Cigarettes while very drunk. Don't involve me in your gay fantasy, anon.
Oof, for me it’s usually
>accidentally bite my cheek or tongue
>Don't involve me in your gay fantasy, anon.
Is it cool if you’re the top (in the fantasy)?
>bit into the fork again
>same old trip it was back then
>so i made a big mistake
>try to see it once my way
>bite cheek
>cheek swells up to be a bigger target
>bite cheek again
who's the daft c**t that designed the human body?
That sucks, anon.
Only thing worse is biting a chunk out of your cheek right at the beginning of a really good spicy meal you've fixed.
That or burning the hell out of your mouth right at the beginning so the skin starts to slough off.