I haven't drank a soda or energy drink in almost 5 years, am I missing out on anything?

I haven't drank a soda or energy drink in almost 5 years, am I missing out on anything?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, stay away from it.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Space coke was okay

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Soda tastes good and caffeine is helpful, so yeah. Also the combination of water, citric or phosphoric acid, carbonation, and caffeine all work together to help keep your gi tract moving unobstructed. Soda used to be marketed as a health product for that reason, and even to this day Coca-Cola is used in hospitals as the front line treatment for clearing bezoars (intestinal blockages).

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Soda used to be marketed as a health product
      So did cocaine and heroin.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Those are good too in the right contexts. Heroin is basically the same as the morphine that serves as one of the most essential medicines in use today and cocaine is a decent topical anesthetic.
        Most of the negatives of heroin and cocaine are related to how they're prohibited and how users resort to black market sources with sloppy products or even totally different substances substituted or mixed in, along with unhygienic practices like needle reusing / sharing.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Most of the negatives of heroin and cocaine are related to how they're prohibited and how users resort to black market sources
          What an insane cope. Maybe they're also bad for being, I dunno, massively addictive?
          It sounds like you've taken the harm reduction argument and taken it to some kind of absurd conclusion where the substances are free of all wrongdoing. Why aren't people dying of pot overdoses, Dr. Feelgood?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Why aren't people dying of pot overdoses, Dr. Feelgood?
            pot doesn't kill the body but it does cloud the mind and kill the spirit

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >cloud the mind and kill the spirit
              exact opposite is true.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >cloud the mind and kill the spirit
              Idk anon Im pretty creative when I smoke it. Guess it depends on whether or not you chose to do something or sit around and consoom. Cloud the spirit I can agree with you on that because it makes you do questionable things that you wouldnt normally do sober. I usually just stay by myself and think when on it.

              >inb4 weedle deedle deee!
              I guess so. I wasnt trying to make it sound that way but any justification of it does wind up sounding like that

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >stay by myself and think when on it
                this is the proper use.
                you spitball ideas when high.
                you plan them out for success after you come down.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Maybe they're also bad for being, I dunno, massively addictive?
            "Addictive" just means you want to do it a lot. Your next line will be "b-but you don't REALLY want to do it, it's just chemicals making you want to do it!" Which is stupid because everything you want is the result of electrochemical interactions.
            The only non-meme case where calling something addictive is meaningful is with drugs that can seriously injure or kill you from withdrawals, like alcohol or benzodiazepines. Neither cocaine nor heroin fall into that category though and unlike with alcohol or benzo withdrawal hospitals won't consider it an emergency and will probably tell you to go home and sleep it off if you try to check yourself into one.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        so did lsd and meth still is

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >cocaine and heroin
        still used in medicine today.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Also the combination of water, citric or phosphoric acid, carbonation, and caffeine
      You forgot the obscene amount of sugar, which nullifies all this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You could use the diet kind I guess if you're bothered by sugar.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          artificial sweeteners like sucralose are not much better, they frick with your gut balance
          you can't win with these syrups, just wean your tastebuds off the sweetness addiction and drink less of it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Drinking soda gives me gas and makes me fart

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Diabeetus

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i have occasionally had one when nothing else was available, but i haven't purchased soda in over 20 years.

      /thread

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bang energy drinks are pretty neat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What makes them different from other carbonated filth?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        More caffeine and no calories.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Still full of poison. You remind me of the landwhales who get diet soda for the "healthier" choice.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >he can't handle a bit of taurine
            Sad

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Enjoy your food colorings and artificial sweeteners you dumb frick

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Enjoy hell, you homosexual troony

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >calling someone a troony for not drinking goyslop

                Are you moronic? Do you have brain damage?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You do from all the fricking hormones and shit you take you troon frick.. DIE

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >You do from all the fricking hormones and shit you take you troon frick
                You literally drink energy drinks and probably also drink city tap water, the microplastics and hormones must be making you emotional today

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Hey man, you asked the question

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they took away the birthday cake flavor, but kept unicorn à la gay

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >birthday cake flavor energy drink
        do americans really

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just diabetes and kidney stones

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah cause mtn dew taste really good

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, but if you want to know what it tastes like, water it down with a lot of water

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you're missing out on Baja Blast

    I don't care about mountain dew or taco bell but I'm comically obsessed with Baja Blast

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I applaud you anon, I'm currently on a streak of not consuming any carbonated drink, juice, or other sweet beverages. Water and whole milk only.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >whole milk
      Based. I love milk. Mussolini even called it "perhaps the greatest food known to man"

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >am I missing out on any thing
    diabetes

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That mango mountain dew baja blast is fricking disgusting. Everyone was going full on consoomer about it to the point where I couldnt find it. Tried it finally, tastes like a strange, flat yet carbonated regular baja blast with more corn syrup added. My mom liked it though so I gave it to her.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no

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