I live in Portland, Oregon. Where should I eat?
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I live in Portland, Oregon. Where should I eat?
I live in Portland, Oregon. Where should I eat?
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I don't really care because I already cook on par with big cities
(Except for pizza because that's actually complicated, if you want it perfect)
He didn't ask for a boring person to blog about xer boring sandwiches whilst using cringeworthy ebonics
newbie tourist(s)
Haha ebonics never took that class gayget
YWNBAW
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Born male and stayed male
Unlike you weird azzz
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they transition to escape being gay
gays are treated poorly
that's why trans people exist
if gays were accepted, trannies would stop claiming to be the opposite sex
No troony has ever claimed to be the opposite sex.
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You won't do shit pussy
Also you chopped your dick off not me weirdo
I know das rite
put that in your suicide manifesto, my dude :)!
Why would I do that when I've never been depressed or suicidal in my entire life though?
Are you on really hard drugs or something?
Why would I need to do any of that when I can already kick your pussy b***hass in real life?
Are you moronic?
>no salt or pepper
cute
Didn't need it
Had yogurt chives tarragon and fresh parsely
You don't know what you're talking about obvs
burgerville has biscuits and gravy for breakfast for six bucks
Oven and Shaker
More like cover and baker. Smoke weed 420.
I haven’t been yet but Kann is supposed to be really good.
The open air drug market that surely exists there
I moved away 15 years ago, but I always used to recommend Andina. What ever happened to Peruvian food being "the next big thing"?
You can buy drugs anywhere if you aren't a loser.
Either at home so you can afford to leave the West Coast or if you don't have one just smoke the usual meth/fent combo instead of eating.
>just smoke the usual meth/fent combo
why would i do that? i don't live in flyover country
Ox is a great Argentinean steakhouse. Ask to sit at the bar in front of their grill and watch the two ladies there grill various cuts of meat during your dinner
Afuri is a pretty good izakaya place; check it out as well. When I was there they had a sage wienertail with egg white foam, it was fantastic
>sage wienertail with egg white foam
sounds mad gay
give me a mai tai, mamasan
elsewhere
Portland is easily one of the top 3 food cities in the US, moron.
>Portland is easily one of the top 3 food cities in the US, moron.
Portland definitely punches above its weight, food-wise, but you're the fricking moron, moron, if you thing it's one of the top 3 food cities.
SF
LA
SD
NYC
Boston
Chicago
Houston
Philadelphia
All better
is philly really that good?
i hear its horse shit is divine
Absolutely.
What the hell is the point of all that? And what's stopping developers from building in towns/suburbs just over the boundary?
>What the hell is the point of all that?
Artificially restrict supply and the resale value of their home or property within the UGB goes up faster than normal. I assume that's what it is, why else would they do it?
>What the hell is the point of all that?
It's to browbeat developers into building higher rises and mid density over sprawl.
>And what's stopping developers from building in towns/suburbs just over the boundary?
In some bordering municipalities, nothing. But others have severe restrictions about land usage to preserve the rural character.
>And what's stopping developers from building in towns/suburbs just over the boundary?
The state government.
Some possibilities: Pre-existing before the boundary was in place, special use permit, a farm,
Or we're all lying to you, there's no such thing as an urban growth boundary, we made it up , created hundreds of web pages about it, and got people in the state and city governments to go along with it. Yeah, that's probably the real answer Sherlock.
Seriously, if you really are interested, you're connected to the internet, you can easily find the answers. Or you can continue acting like it's some grand conspiracy against you.
I thought the boundary prevented Portland from expanding, not developers from developing. Where I live, everything is historic so it's sufficient to develop in the city proper without a BUNCH of red tape and bullshit and the historical commission only meets every so often so you have to wait literally years if you want to build within city limits. Rather, the vast majority of new development occurs just outside the city line.
>sufficient
DIFFICULT, rather
>punches above its weight
Well yeah. I don't consider LA or NYC a single city. It doesn't count if you have to drive/ride the subway 2 hours to get to something.
I don't have a real ranking, but I'd say the top three are the Bay Area, Brooklyn/Queens, and Portland. You're crazy if you think any of the last 4 on your list can compare.
Seriously? Houston fricking slays Portland. Have you ever even been there? And Chicago? You're fricking moronic. The main problem with Portland is that other than the ethnic food on the outskirts of the city (82nd and beyond, Gresham, Beaverton, Hillsboro) which can be great, the restaurants there often suffer from the wild inconsistency that characterizes a small city with an inbred food scene. No one goes there to excel---city full of annoying dilettantes. Goes for their much vaunted (by morons) beer scene as well.
I lived in Chicago for 2 years, and spent almost a decade regularly traveling to Austin and Houston. I get what you're saying about PDX being kind of dilettante, but bringing up Beaverton or Hillsboro is pretty funny. That said, I haven't lived in Portland in over a decade, so can't really speak for how it is today. Portland in the early 2000's was fricking awesome.
>Houston fricking slays Portland
Lived in both Houston and Portland. You’re out of your fricking mind.
I grew up in Detroit, and driving through the Houston slums had me pretty nervous.
chicago is only slightly better than seattle (aka incredibly mediocre), portland food blows it out of the water. chicago food is cheaper at least though.
>portland food blows
SF food is not that good to be honest.
SF doesn't even have the best food in the bay.
Highly doubt BOSTONS FOOD or those others beat Chicago food
Sounds like bullshit. I've had SF and Chicago they're both really close quality wise
Can you read, frickwit? Point was they’re all better than Portland, not a ranking. Not including Mexican and Vietnamese, even Portland, ME is better than the inferior Portland.
Please, isn’t the Portland Maine Marathon a recreation of the route most residents would take to the city’s only plumbed toilet (first installed 5 years ago)?
Here's an example of Portland pizza. You're better off leaving.
That looks good though. Probably $45 for what looks like a personal size child's pizza though.
dude id eat that
You don’t know what you’re talking about. Portland has great pizza.
Ken’s, Scholls, Gracie’s, Scottie’s, Wild Child
If thats really the pizza there, I'm glad I never visited that shiddy place
thats the thin crust
Arz Cafe
Inside
At home. You should cook something nice.
Basilisk
Best chicken sandwich I've had.
Didn't you frickups vote for biden, and do sacuary city stuff. You get what you pay for, oh no, everyone else has to. You get what you voted for and now your complaining.
FRICK OFF!
The problem with Portland is that it's TOO desirable, which means too many people move there, and there simply aren't enough high paying jobs to sustain the price of housing when there's that much demand. It has nothing to do with Biden or immigrants; Portland as white as frick, and the unregulated housing market is more of a republican problem anyway.
Portland was pretty cool 20 years ago.
> unregulated housing market
Portland has an urban growth boundary mandated by law. This artificially restricts the supply of housing.
>Portland has an urban growth boundary mandated by law
I've never heard of anything that would purposefully restrict housing supply. Why does this law exist/what was the inspiration for even suggesting it to whatever Portland's version of a city council is called? The way I'm understanding it, it doesn't sound like it would have any practical use.
The State of Oregon didn't want the city to sprawl out so they imposed an boundary over which the city cannot expand. If a developer wants to build new housing, it must be within the Urban Growth Boundary (UGB). Only once the State of Oregon is satisfied that the city has run out of vacant space can the city apply for an increase in the size of the UGB. But it's not just about empty lots, there must also be a high ratio of dense housing to single family homes. As long as there are many areas of the city with detached single family homes that could be host dense apartment and condo complexes, the UGB cannot be expanded.
The last UGB review was in 2018, at which time it was decided that Portland had plenty of empty space within the UGB for the next twenty years. In 2038, there will be another review. Until then, housing developers are restricted to property within the UGB.
>If a developer wants to build new housing, it must be within the Urban Growth Boundary (UGB).
Explain this
> https://youtu.be/qZuxPKUVGiw?si=FhMOjaoOKslkzHOE&t=29
The boundary posted is now further to the left there’s mountainside high school right there and homes bring built around it
I did grand jury in Portland in ~2009, and felony flats is a real thing. Seriously. I was in grand jury #1, which is violent crimes (2 and 3 are drugs and white collar/financial crimes), and literally 90% of every case I heard was right past 82nd.
Is Portland one of those super liberal cities where they let crime run rampant if it means they can claim to not be racist?
lead. Fire on the Mountain has some really good wings and Sizzle Pie is good pizza.
Portland, Oregon
Mary's Club
How accurately does the show Portlandia portrayed Portland? I've always wanted to visit
Pretty sure all they have there is soy.
Voodoo donuts 🙂
>Voodoo donuts 🙂
Overrated but good and worth a visit
Local here,
Kaede is my favorite restaurant in the city. It’s a small sushi place run by a Japanese couple and you usually need to book a reservation 2 weeks out.
Botto’s BBQ is Texas-tier good if you want a counter serve restaurant.
Goose Hollow Inn makes an awesome Reuben and my favorite French dip and they actually have reasonably priced beer and food.
Apizza Scholls and Ken’s Artisan Pizza are the best pizza spots but a pie is around $30.
Jade Teahouse is an awesome Vietnamese restaurant.
If you want a fancy/intersting dinner, Kann is a nice restaurant with really excellent food. The chef just won a James Beard award so it’s a little difficult to get a reservation sometimes.
My friend is the executive chef at the Olympia Provisions restaurant east of the Morrison bridge and would definitely recommend that if you want the “New-American” style of cuisine
Reel em inn
Best fried chicken Ive ever had and I lived in Alabama and Tennessee. On par with fresh Publix fried chicken
ask me circa 2008 I could tell you. Now? why the duck are you in Portland?
Ladda House
Good Thai food that actually can be spicy
You should move away and never come back because there is nothing here of value.
Ranch Pizza is good.
Sure Shot is legitimately the best burger I’ve ever had in my life
Vegan Strip Club, they actually make a great Pad Thai.
Fun fact: Portland has the highest number of strip clubs per capita of anywhere in the US.
Yes and if you want to have can buttons from the owners favorite pornos go to that one Devil something place with the lit sundays. You know, that one
I got the yakisoba, highly recommended. Would go back just for the noods
Afuri has the best ramen.
Go to the farmers market.
Matts bbq was legit, I liked it so much I went twice- once coming up through to WA and then again coming back down back to CA
>I live in Portland, Oregon. Where should I eat?
Wendy's
go smoke some crack in the bathroom of hotcake house.
Meth
Busters bbq
Benihana Beaverton
The ringside
El gaucho
Jake’s fish
Burgerville
Shari’s
Si senor Beaverton Mexican food
pic of where