I live in Portland, Oregon. Where should I eat?

I live in Portland, Oregon. Where should I eat?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't really care because I already cook on par with big cities

    (Except for pizza because that's actually complicated, if you want it perfect)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/lnOqzfc.jpeg

      I know das rite

      He didn't ask for a boring person to blog about xer boring sandwiches whilst using cringeworthy ebonics

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        put that in your suicide manifesto, my dude :)!

        newbie tourist(s)

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Haha ebonics never took that class gayget

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/lnOqzfc.jpeg

      I know das rite

      YWNBAW

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nor have I ever wanted to be a woman you moronic ass gayget b***h

        Born male and stayed male

        Unlike you weird azzz

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          trans women are ALL homophobic gay men
          they transition to escape being gay
          gays are treated poorly
          that's why trans people exist
          if gays were accepted, trannies would stop claiming to be the opposite sex

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No troony has ever claimed to be the opposite sex.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and you will never be a real comedian. You're just a dual citizen conjob unfunny gayget

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You won't do shit pussy

        Also you chopped your dick off not me weirdo

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know das rite

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      put that in your suicide manifesto, my dude :)!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why would I do that when I've never been depressed or suicidal in my entire life though?

        Are you on really hard drugs or something?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why would I need to do any of that when I can already kick your pussy b***hass in real life?

        Are you moronic?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no salt or pepper
      cute

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't need it

        Had yogurt chives tarragon and fresh parsely

        You don't know what you're talking about obvs

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    burgerville has biscuits and gravy for breakfast for six bucks

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oven and Shaker

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More like cover and baker. Smoke weed 420.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven’t been yet but Kann is supposed to be really good.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The open air drug market that surely exists there

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I moved away 15 years ago, but I always used to recommend Andina. What ever happened to Peruvian food being "the next big thing"?

      You can buy drugs anywhere if you aren't a loser.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Either at home so you can afford to leave the West Coast or if you don't have one just smoke the usual meth/fent combo instead of eating.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >just smoke the usual meth/fent combo
      why would i do that? i don't live in flyover country

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ox is a great Argentinean steakhouse. Ask to sit at the bar in front of their grill and watch the two ladies there grill various cuts of meat during your dinner

    Afuri is a pretty good izakaya place; check it out as well. When I was there they had a sage wienertail with egg white foam, it was fantastic

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sage wienertail with egg white foam
      sounds mad gay
      give me a mai tai, mamasan

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    elsewhere

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Portland is easily one of the top 3 food cities in the US, moron.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Portland is easily one of the top 3 food cities in the US, moron.
        Portland definitely punches above its weight, food-wise, but you're the fricking moron, moron, if you thing it's one of the top 3 food cities.
        SF
        LA
        SD
        NYC
        Boston
        Chicago
        Houston
        Philadelphia

        All better

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          is philly really that good?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i hear its horse shit is divine

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Absolutely.

            https://i.imgur.com/NK2VniA.jpeg

            The State of Oregon didn't want the city to sprawl out so they imposed an boundary over which the city cannot expand. If a developer wants to build new housing, it must be within the Urban Growth Boundary (UGB). Only once the State of Oregon is satisfied that the city has run out of vacant space can the city apply for an increase in the size of the UGB. But it's not just about empty lots, there must also be a high ratio of dense housing to single family homes. As long as there are many areas of the city with detached single family homes that could be host dense apartment and condo complexes, the UGB cannot be expanded.
            The last UGB review was in 2018, at which time it was decided that Portland had plenty of empty space within the UGB for the next twenty years. In 2038, there will be another review. Until then, housing developers are restricted to property within the UGB.

            What the hell is the point of all that? And what's stopping developers from building in towns/suburbs just over the boundary?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >What the hell is the point of all that?
              Artificially restrict supply and the resale value of their home or property within the UGB goes up faster than normal. I assume that's what it is, why else would they do it?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >What the hell is the point of all that?
              It's to browbeat developers into building higher rises and mid density over sprawl.

              >And what's stopping developers from building in towns/suburbs just over the boundary?

              In some bordering municipalities, nothing. But others have severe restrictions about land usage to preserve the rural character.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >And what's stopping developers from building in towns/suburbs just over the boundary?
              The state government.

              https://i.imgur.com/GC9fD0L.jpeg

              >If a developer wants to build new housing, it must be within the Urban Growth Boundary (UGB).
              Explain this

              Some possibilities: Pre-existing before the boundary was in place, special use permit, a farm,
              Or we're all lying to you, there's no such thing as an urban growth boundary, we made it up , created hundreds of web pages about it, and got people in the state and city governments to go along with it. Yeah, that's probably the real answer Sherlock.
              Seriously, if you really are interested, you're connected to the internet, you can easily find the answers. Or you can continue acting like it's some grand conspiracy against you.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I thought the boundary prevented Portland from expanding, not developers from developing. Where I live, everything is historic so it's sufficient to develop in the city proper without a BUNCH of red tape and bullshit and the historical commission only meets every so often so you have to wait literally years if you want to build within city limits. Rather, the vast majority of new development occurs just outside the city line.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >sufficient
                DIFFICULT, rather

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >punches above its weight
          Well yeah. I don't consider LA or NYC a single city. It doesn't count if you have to drive/ride the subway 2 hours to get to something.

          I don't have a real ranking, but I'd say the top three are the Bay Area, Brooklyn/Queens, and Portland. You're crazy if you think any of the last 4 on your list can compare.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Seriously? Houston fricking slays Portland. Have you ever even been there? And Chicago? You're fricking moronic. The main problem with Portland is that other than the ethnic food on the outskirts of the city (82nd and beyond, Gresham, Beaverton, Hillsboro) which can be great, the restaurants there often suffer from the wild inconsistency that characterizes a small city with an inbred food scene. No one goes there to excel---city full of annoying dilettantes. Goes for their much vaunted (by morons) beer scene as well.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I lived in Chicago for 2 years, and spent almost a decade regularly traveling to Austin and Houston. I get what you're saying about PDX being kind of dilettante, but bringing up Beaverton or Hillsboro is pretty funny. That said, I haven't lived in Portland in over a decade, so can't really speak for how it is today. Portland in the early 2000's was fricking awesome.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Houston fricking slays Portland
              Lived in both Houston and Portland. You’re out of your fricking mind.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I grew up in Detroit, and driving through the Houston slums had me pretty nervous.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          chicago is only slightly better than seattle (aka incredibly mediocre), portland food blows it out of the water. chicago food is cheaper at least though.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >portland food blows

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          SF food is not that good to be honest.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            SF doesn't even have the best food in the bay.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Highly doubt BOSTONS FOOD or those others beat Chicago food

          Sounds like bullshit. I've had SF and Chicago they're both really close quality wise

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Can you read, frickwit? Point was they’re all better than Portland, not a ranking. Not including Mexican and Vietnamese, even Portland, ME is better than the inferior Portland.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Please, isn’t the Portland Maine Marathon a recreation of the route most residents would take to the city’s only plumbed toilet (first installed 5 years ago)?

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here's an example of Portland pizza. You're better off leaving.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That looks good though. Probably $45 for what looks like a personal size child's pizza though.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dude id eat that

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don’t know what you’re talking about. Portland has great pizza.
      Ken’s, Scholls, Gracie’s, Scottie’s, Wild Child

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If thats really the pizza there, I'm glad I never visited that shiddy place

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thats the thin crust

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Arz Cafe

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Inside

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At home. You should cook something nice.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Basilisk
    Best chicken sandwich I've had.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't you frickups vote for biden, and do sacuary city stuff. You get what you pay for, oh no, everyone else has to. You get what you voted for and now your complaining.
    FRICK OFF!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The problem with Portland is that it's TOO desirable, which means too many people move there, and there simply aren't enough high paying jobs to sustain the price of housing when there's that much demand. It has nothing to do with Biden or immigrants; Portland as white as frick, and the unregulated housing market is more of a republican problem anyway.

      Portland was pretty cool 20 years ago.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > unregulated housing market
        Portland has an urban growth boundary mandated by law. This artificially restricts the supply of housing.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Portland has an urban growth boundary mandated by law
          I've never heard of anything that would purposefully restrict housing supply. Why does this law exist/what was the inspiration for even suggesting it to whatever Portland's version of a city council is called? The way I'm understanding it, it doesn't sound like it would have any practical use.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The State of Oregon didn't want the city to sprawl out so they imposed an boundary over which the city cannot expand. If a developer wants to build new housing, it must be within the Urban Growth Boundary (UGB). Only once the State of Oregon is satisfied that the city has run out of vacant space can the city apply for an increase in the size of the UGB. But it's not just about empty lots, there must also be a high ratio of dense housing to single family homes. As long as there are many areas of the city with detached single family homes that could be host dense apartment and condo complexes, the UGB cannot be expanded.
            The last UGB review was in 2018, at which time it was decided that Portland had plenty of empty space within the UGB for the next twenty years. In 2038, there will be another review. Until then, housing developers are restricted to property within the UGB.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >If a developer wants to build new housing, it must be within the Urban Growth Boundary (UGB).
              Explain this

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                > https://youtu.be/qZuxPKUVGiw?si=FhMOjaoOKslkzHOE&t=29

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The boundary posted is now further to the left there’s mountainside high school right there and homes bring built around it

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I did grand jury in Portland in ~2009, and felony flats is a real thing. Seriously. I was in grand jury #1, which is violent crimes (2 and 3 are drugs and white collar/financial crimes), and literally 90% of every case I heard was right past 82nd.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Portland one of those super liberal cities where they let crime run rampant if it means they can claim to not be racist?

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lead. Fire on the Mountain has some really good wings and Sizzle Pie is good pizza.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Portland, Oregon

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mary's Club

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How accurately does the show Portlandia portrayed Portland? I've always wanted to visit

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty sure all they have there is soy.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Voodoo donuts 🙂

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Voodoo donuts 🙂
      Overrated but good and worth a visit

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Local here,

    Kaede is my favorite restaurant in the city. It’s a small sushi place run by a Japanese couple and you usually need to book a reservation 2 weeks out.

    Botto’s BBQ is Texas-tier good if you want a counter serve restaurant.

    Goose Hollow Inn makes an awesome Reuben and my favorite French dip and they actually have reasonably priced beer and food.

    Apizza Scholls and Ken’s Artisan Pizza are the best pizza spots but a pie is around $30.

    Jade Teahouse is an awesome Vietnamese restaurant.

    If you want a fancy/intersting dinner, Kann is a nice restaurant with really excellent food. The chef just won a James Beard award so it’s a little difficult to get a reservation sometimes.

    My friend is the executive chef at the Olympia Provisions restaurant east of the Morrison bridge and would definitely recommend that if you want the “New-American” style of cuisine

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reel em inn

    Best fried chicken Ive ever had and I lived in Alabama and Tennessee. On par with fresh Publix fried chicken

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ask me circa 2008 I could tell you. Now? why the duck are you in Portland?

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ladda House

    Good Thai food that actually can be spicy

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You should move away and never come back because there is nothing here of value.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ranch Pizza is good.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sure Shot is legitimately the best burger I’ve ever had in my life

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vegan Strip Club, they actually make a great Pad Thai.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fun fact: Portland has the highest number of strip clubs per capita of anywhere in the US.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes and if you want to have can buttons from the owners favorite pornos go to that one Devil something place with the lit sundays. You know, that one

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I got the yakisoba, highly recommended. Would go back just for the noods

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Afuri has the best ramen.

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go to the farmers market.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Matts bbq was legit, I liked it so much I went twice- once coming up through to WA and then again coming back down back to CA

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I live in Portland, Oregon. Where should I eat?
    Wendy's

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    go smoke some crack in the bathroom of hotcake house.

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Meth

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Busters bbq
    Benihana Beaverton
    The ringside
    El gaucho
    Jake’s fish
    Burgerville
    Shari’s
    Si senor Beaverton Mexican food

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pic of where

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