Idk, Fred liked ribs. Seems a bit oldfashioned to me. What's the deal, anyhoo

Idk, Fred liked ribs. Seems a bit oldfashioned to me. What's the deal, anyhoo

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    which drug induced you to post this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HRT

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just a little C2H5OH

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Right now I'm posting on tramadol

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me its the giant dino leg.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WILMA BRING ME MY BRONTO BURGER

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Works at the quarry
    >Likes ribs
    >Likes Winston cigarettes
    >Likes bowling

    I only now get it, Fred is literally blue collared

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He doesn't even have a collar, hence his blue tie being fully visible, so he can't be literally blue collared. But his job is obviously blue collar.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >literally
      Hate you kids like you wouldn't believe

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ribs are just so much effort and so messy
    I'd rather just have a piece of meat, like steak or pork berry

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dino wants the breasts
    fred wants the ass
    pebbles wants the ladys israeliteelry
    wilma wants the chef

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I guess as a kid I never realized how stereotypically american the Flintstones life was. I should probably go watch some episodes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, that's literally the whole point
      >Flintstones, meet the Flintstones
      They're the modern stone-age family
      It's in the theme song

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I guess as a kid I never realized how stereotypically american the Flintstones life was. I should probably go watch some episodes.

        >Works at the quarry
        >Likes ribs
        >Likes Winston cigarettes
        >Likes bowling

        I only now get it, Fred is literally blue collared

        Culinaly demonstrating it loses to an average 5 year old in terms of visual comprehension

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the flintstones was an animated clone of the honeymooners.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Seems a bit oldfashioned to me
    He's a caveman

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And the earlier episodes weren’t in color

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How did Barney, a beta manlet, get the hottest wife?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cavemen could smell infertility in women. Nobody else wanted her.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They have a son Bambam. How is she infertile?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's adopted. They adopt him in his debut episode. He's strong and wild because of his mystery foreign origin.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So a Cromagnon aka homosexual Sapien

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where does Ed cook the ribs if he only has a small pot in the stove?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He lines them up out back behind a flatulent diplodocus with a burning torch in between.

      "It doesn't pay much, but the beans are free."

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    as a kid I never understood why they were ordering a rocking chair.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just imagine how enormous the size of Fred’s shits must be. And how rank. Doesn’t he have a dinosaur toilet or did I dream that?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not very big if he even needs to shit very often, since meat is highly digestible.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      do you think his poop tastes good cause he has an almost pure untainted carnivore diet? idk just asking.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good enough to use on Subway sandwiches.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ribeye is connected to the rib. Tomahawk steaks are the ribeye and part of the rib. In this, you can see the rack of ribs are removed from the ribeye. I disagree with Fred for this reason.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Wilma, I'm home. Start serving dinner and don't spare the spare ribs.
    Had an errand for Barney, so that dude just left.
    Shouldn't frick his wife, but ain't no changin' Freddy F.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >WILMAAA CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT THE ROOOOOOCKKKKKKK

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