If you only had to eat raw food for the rest of your life, what would you eat?

If you only had to eat raw food for the rest of your life, what would you eat?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My tongue so I'd die.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sushi

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Steak tartare, herring, fruits, nuts, vegetables, etcetera

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i guess tomatoes. a perfectly ripe fruity tomato is really good.

      trail mix n shit is probably the perfect food if your not a fatty.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No vegetables since they're only good cooked. No raw eggs either since they gross me out. Not sure if I could eat raw red meat. So fruit, lots of raw fish and nuts probably

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Raw eggs are ok. I raised chicken's as a child and would try to impress my friends by grabbing an egg out from under a hen and cracking it on a tree, I would then eat and chase with sweet tea. I never got sick from eating my hens raw eggs.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ah asked

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        did you eat more chicken than any man ever seen?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I went a couple years eating 10-14 eggs almost every day without fail. I can't remember the last day I didn't eat eggs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >No vegetables since they're only good cooked.
      Depends on the vegetable. Vegetables picked earlier are usually more tender and less bitter. Raw vegetables that you'd typically find in salad I enjoy a lot more than cooked as long as they're not too tough, I like the freshness.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Depends on the vegetable.
        By "vegetable" I meant shit like brussels sprouts and cabbage, not cucumbers and tomatoes, those are fruit and of course they're good raw.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >No vegetables since they're only good cooked.
      What about onions? They're veg and they're good raw.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      im not even going to list what raw vegetables you can eat

      you are probably working for monsanto and are seeking to destroy the very sphere of agriculture as we speak

      how can you not know this basic knowledge? how do you not eat the based raw egg milk meat fish fruit diet you gigantic useless pussy

      do yourself a favor and eat a raw bullet

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >If you only had to eat raw food for the rest of your life, what would you eat?
    Human brains.
    You didn't specify how long my life would be.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    raw meat is pretty tasteless, and spices don't count as raw since you have to process/dry them. i only like a few nuts like pine nuts, cashews, and peanuts. tomatoes, cabbage, peppers, carrots, and cucumbers are good. all fruits and berries are good. raw mushrooms don't sound like a good idea, especially wild ones. soft leafy greens are okay, collard greens are too chewy when raw. raw egg yolks are good, the whites are not worth eating raw. raw cream is good if i am constipated. raw saltwater fish is okay if it's red fish. raw squid and octopus is too rubbery to enjoy. raw fish livers are better than any other liver. never tried other seafood raw like crustacean and muscles. raw honey would definitely be good

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Raw food i guess

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > If you were in a made-up contrived imaginary situation what would you eat?
    I'd invent trees that grow cheeseburgers all year round. Or better yet get a replicator from Star Trek. Replicator food doesn't count as cooked.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t. seething fatass who hasn't had a vegetable in the past year

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Raw food dummy

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Raw food

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like raw chicken and beef...
    Raw bacon is good too, if that still counts
    Herring is best of course

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cashews

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