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If you’re not eating like this, then are you really even living?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the Japanese have not yet discovered fire

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that’s Peru, dingus

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Peruvians learned how to prepare seafood that way from the Japanese who settled in Peru.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh gotcha. I forgot that Peruvians were known for their fair skin, access to smart phones, and chopstick usage.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Peruvian ceviche is a product of Japanese immigrants. Look at the chilis, limes, cilantro, and salsa. Notice the absence of soy sauce, wasabi, and ginger.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Notice the absence of soy sauce, wasabi, and ginger.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Notice the cilantro, lime, chili, and salsa. Those are all traditional Japanese ingredients.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Peruvian ceviche is a product of Japanese immigrants

            Not true. Ceviche is a product of local habits from the natives + lemons and escabeche from spaniards.

            I have a peruvian friend that says the influence of japanese food in peru is grossly overstated and that it is very recent.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Your friend is a stupid liar. Modern ceviche as seen in OPs pic has a heavy Japanese influence. The Japs have been in Peru since the 19th century. Nationalist Peruvians don't like to admit how much of thier cuisine is Japanese and Chinese.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              the only indigenous latinx peruvian invention is eating ceviche with kechup.
              >escabeche
              escabeche is fried, not even close.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >ONRY GRORIOUS NIPPON MIND CAN FATHOM TO EAT RAW FISH!!!

              Lmao okay anon, truly no other culture could think to simply eat raw fish

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Scallops, uni, salmon, oysters, wine are fine.. Olive skin and cellphones? Peruvians don't have those!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Where in Peru? I'm going to be down that way in a couple of months.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you ruin good fish by cooking it?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the japanese have started salsamaxxing?

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no self-respecting sushi chef would make an arrangement like that.
    You're eating supermarket tier sushi, dipshit.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that looks like a pain in the ass

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Needs a little portable grill to cook the fish

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've never seen sea urchin that big

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had pic related last night.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tb anon?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Still alive and kicking.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      those african americangiris look pretty shitty ngl

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how was it?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ignore tb anon. He's an attention prostitute who loves to drive drunk and brags about his "car flask".

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          > loves to drive drunk and brags about his "car flask".
          absolutely based

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Endangering the lives of innocent people because of a serious alcohol problem is not based.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Endangering the lives of innocent people because of a serious alcohol problem is not based.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lol. Still mad that you got completely destroyed in the Culinaly challenge by an alcoholic fast food poster?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That looks 10/10, how much was it?

      Hmm I think your camera isn't doing the food justice, the colors are all washed out and it looks not fresh but I can tell it's pretty fresh. 5/10

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like the hat, but holy crap, $64?!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lol, it was my birthday, and that was a gift. I'm notoriously difficult to shop for. You basically have to go full moron to make me smile irl.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      did this dude replate takeout sushi (tuna looks atrocious) just to stunt on Culinaly?

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >eating sea bugs
    Do goyim really?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jelly, israeliteboy? We also get to eat bacon!

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    morons taking the whole stone crab instead of just the claws.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tell em to bring out the whole ocean

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    raw food - >:(
    raw food but japanese - :O

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, I will not eat the bugs.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm not really living.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bump

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not eating your sushi off a hot naked sweaty female who will pleasure you for dessert
    pleb

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would I want a disgusting roastie near my $300 Jiro sushi?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Planning on doing this this Summer. Will girls think I'm weird if I just suggest that on tinder?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        These guys are defo Chinese.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          girl is also chinese so what's your point?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you're posting on Culinaly
        girls already think you are weird

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >braps on your dinner
      Such refined taste!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's an extra charge.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Si carnalgon, mi es pescador. todos dias.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tu madre es pescador todos dias.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    too much food on that plate

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yuck piss Urchin

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bunch of bugs, filter feeders, raw parasite-laden fish on a boat of ice
    Yeah no thanks, I'll have MEAT

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >his country has parasites
      Thirdie detected.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'd prefer not living in the Artic, thank you

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yall know sushi is eaten in more countries than just Japan and the U.S. right?

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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