>its just apple juice for overgrown babies

>its just apple juice for overgrown babies

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that a femboy? What do they mean by this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mentally ill homo. It's referencing the story of Eve giving Adam a forbidden apple in the Garden of Eden.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        looks like some gay elf to me.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Bible makes no mention of an apple; the identity of the fruit itself is never divulged. Maybe you should actually read the book instead of being a posturing poser.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s for working class people who need to get up early and don’t have time to make a coffee and wait for it to cool down

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I put some ice in it until it's room temperature. I try to take it out before it gets too cold and it gets the vomit taste.

    • 3 weeks ago
      loonixmoder

      nobody needs to wait for that everybody who is serious about coffee puts cold full fat milk into it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Still slower then grabbing a can of monster out of the fridge

        • 3 weeks ago
          loonixmoder

          yet atleast nescafe isnt putting femboys on my instant coffee

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It takes 5 minutes to boil water and 30 seconds to put the instant coffee in a mug

            • 3 weeks ago
              loonixmoder

              and during those 5 minutes and 30 seconds i havent been subjected to femboys

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          why do so many homies pretend they're busy 24/7 and need to shave 30 seconds off of their routines otherwise their lives will fall apart

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Those of us with jobs and responsibilities value time more than neets.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        PISS OUT MY ASS
        OUT
        MY
        ASS

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yet atleast nescafe isnt putting femboys on my instant coffee

        >troony tripgay puts milk in his coffee
        checks out

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He doesn't know about ice

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The picture isn't sexy at all. It looks creepy. Ace Energy is superior.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >creepy

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bad apple energy drink
    OUH MY GOOUAD

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all monster taste the fricking same, that one is blander tho

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Almost definitely symbolic of Eve and the fruit of the tree of knowledge. Not a femboy. Coffee moves the bowels and otherwise just gets the day rolling in a way energy drinks can't. Energy drinks are for the evening that you need to work all night.

    • 2 weeks ago
      loonixmoder

      >Not a femboy
      the brow ridge and predator eyes say the opposite

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I tried it recently, quickly became a favorite along with Aussie Lemonade.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh yeah Monster Lemonade was pretty good. For me, my favorite is Monster Mule. I want to try Bad Apple now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aussie Lemonade just tastes like citrus imo. now pic related, that's the real good stuff. sometimes I'll mix it with rum

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Baller's Blend, the OG fruit punch, was my favorite. This and pipeline punch are my favorite

        Also, Rio isn't bad

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NAGARETEKU TOKI NO NAKA DE DEMO
    KEDARUSA GA HORA GURUGURU MAWATTE
    WATASHI KARA HANARERU KOKORO MO
    MIENAIWA SOU SHIRANAI?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I only drink alcohol milk tea coffee or water. I loathe consumerism.

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