ITT: stupidest fricking kitchen gadgets

ITT: stupidest fricking kitchen gadgets

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you're supposed to throw it out after each sandwich

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you hate gators op

    • 3 weeks ago
      G8rH8r

      I don’t, I’m a gator and a hater

      I have this, it works great

      why don’t you just assemble the sandwiches on a plate for free

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gainesville homosexual

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        go gators

        you in gville? let's hang

        • 3 weeks ago
          Matt Dillon

          Is there no love for crocodilios?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That nig be eating the damn dogs!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the holy hotdog shrine

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >why don’t you just assemble the sandwiches on a plate for free
        this thing toasts your muffin, cooks the egg, melts cheese and heats meat all in one go. it's kinda dumb if you have a decent kitchen but as a dorm appliance it's fantastic. I used the shit out of one of those in college, great for drunk snacks and low effort breakfast

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'll add at the risk of being accused of advertising, that it's also surprisingly well built for being like 20$

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Baggie

    I found this one that has to be at least twice as stupid as yours.

    • 3 weeks ago
      G8rH8r

      that’s doubledumb
      I like how it has a preheat function for some reason

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I could sort of see this being useful if you were forced to live somewhere without any real cooking appliances. I've had friends who rented "mother in law" apartments like that, where it was just a bedroom and a bathroom with a separate entrance from the rest of the house and they didn't have access to the kitchen, usually they just have a microwave and a minifridge but that combo thing might work for them if it actually functions well enough.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/kBXRyMI.jpeg

          that’s doubledumb
          I like how it has a preheat function for some reason

          it seems like some creepy weird shit that needs an internet connection

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If I was in a studio apartment without a proper oven I would 100% pick this up.

          Can someone tell me why this is cringe other than the "nostalgia" shit?

          the only place you could use it would be the bathroom. Cooking shit in the corner of your bedroom would just create a stinky, greasy, mess.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I dunno man my studio is 295sq ft(shut up it's under 500 mo). I could 100% see myself using this rather than my current setup where I need to juggle 'what shit's on the counter now'.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Put your hot plate on top of your toaster oven and your coffee maker next to it. Wala.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't have any of those currently just a shitty george forman grill that is only big enough for one hamburger patty my parents gave me and a microwave

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well, when you're in the market for better appliances I recommend choosing a toaster oven without a built in hot plate. I did, and ended up having to buy a separate hot plate anyway because the built in one is useless.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Okay but then where does my coffee maker go? I WFH and often work odd hours, coffee is gay and dumb but it does help when I am pulling a 16hr day

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cold brew coffee in your fridge, or if you aren't drinking it regularly buy canned coffee from the store. Or use a single-serving bodum french press which means you don't even need to store coffee filters either.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          at this point why bother cooking, just eat the poop in your pants :/

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If I was in a studio apartment without a proper oven I would 100% pick this up.

        Can someone tell me why this is cringe other than the "nostalgia" shit?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A proper electric oven and stove pulls on a higher voltage circuit than other appliances use. That thing is trying to divide a single standard power point between three different heating applications. The novelty of combining them into a single unit will be inhibiting its functionality.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I probably wouldn't run all the shit all at once but from a space saving use case I see nothing wrong with it.

            Chances are most people would do coffee first, then use the grill for a bit, and then toast. Only a mouth breather would run them all at once.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Only homosexual homosexuals drink coffee or stand in line for it like at some bullshit starbucks. Those are the flaming HR types in companys.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What if I just need very hot water for something like ramen, tea, or something and lack a stovetop?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                homosexual, I nor does anyone need your bug eyeed asian ramen anything... Try to sneak attack us and observe what will happen to you.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Forgive me I should heat up water in the microwave

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Make sure to sturr it once it comes up to temp

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Only homosexual homosexuals drink coffee or stand in line for it like at some bullshit starbucks. Those are the flaming HR types in companys.

                >hot water is gay
                Very cutting edge stuff anon I'm genuinely impressed

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You've never had a job anyways. Why do you care about HR?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well you see it's because of the HR homosexuals and prostitutes who use hot water that he's never been able to get a job

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                so 99% of america then (and i agree, btw)

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          mostly because i'm like 99% sure that it's built like shit and doesn't work well. i can only assume it uses the same heating element for the broiler and for the grill top. it probably doesn't get hot enough or control heat well, or heat evenly and the toaster oven is probably also a cheap piece of shit that works poorly. i see no reason for the coffee maker to be integrated. i could see a toaster oven cooktop kind of thing working but it would need to be thoughtfully designed and certainly wouldn't be as cheap as whatever they're probably selling that junk for. unless i'm living in a closet, i'm making room for a hot plate, toaster oven, and electric kettle.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I like how it has a preheat function for some reason
        https://nostalgiaproducts.com/products/bset3rr
        For 100 dollars it's not bad if you're trying to deal with lack of space in your place. I'd be upset if it was like 400 but that's not terrible. Judging from the product page it won't let you do all 3 at once so that's good. Not seeing the hate.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I dont like how those sausages are bigger and darker than my penis. OhioChad btw

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is the most 1960s America device I've ever seen.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is like those scenes where a cartoon inventor wakes up in the morning and has a convoluted contraption that makes them breakfast

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        seen a youtube vid where some chick tested this machine out.
        the lid for the flattop doesnt offer decent clearance for the sausages and doesnt seem to fit right.
        and the toaster oven only has a heating element at the top. that doesnt cook thinks as fast as cooking it in a hot pan.
        you are better off with a pan a hot plate and a coffee mate.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If Homer's dream car from that one episode of the Simpsons with the rich brother was a breakfast appliance, it would be this.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Where does the juice come from?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well, you see, when a mommy juice and a daddy juice love each other very much they live together and make a baby juice.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Reminds me of the saying "Jack of all trades; expert of none", but I guess it's space-efficient.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good for a camper or something. Maybe a little blue city shithole apartment.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I always wanted one of these in my car

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this looks like something peter griffin would use

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That is a very good gadget though

      It allows you to replicate the iconic McDonald's round egg

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you don't need the gadget, just a pan and a circular metal safe to cook eggs

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone should ask for the round egg at least once in McDonald's. One of their best items.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What kind of weirdo is patonizing McDonald's in the first place?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine buying something that's entirely CGI on the box with no real product photography at all.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/kBXRyMI.jpeg

      that’s doubledumb
      I like how it has a preheat function for some reason

      these things look like they're from the 1950's when people thought that butler robots were just a few years away from reality

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have this, it works great

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/G7KoZXM.jpeg

      I don’t, I’m a gator and a hater
      [...]
      why don’t you just assemble the sandwiches on a plate for free

      CONDOLENCES
      You two should get a room.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Presto it's the salad shooter

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the mold inside of that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine knowing how to clean anything

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it adds flavor

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh man I remember these things, my dad is a Culinaly autist so we never had those kinds of gimmicky kitchen gadgets, but they advertised them all over the place and I remember seeing them prominently placed in stores and stuff.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I never used them but my mom used to buy a lot of weird stuff and if I went looking under some cupboards I'd find them, it was like what the heck is this stuff?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You bringin pistols?
      I bringa bazooka

      • 3 weeks ago
        Matt Dillon

        I only need one but I make sure to bring extra bullets

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        honestly, my wife has this and its pretty useful for sushi. she's also made other types of rolls; one was mashed potato with stewed beef and vegetables inside which she then roasted. i normally dont like unitaskers but this one is ok

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This one seems legit to me, but only because sushi is a thing people actually and this thing makes it CONSIDERABLY easier to make and cut down on waste.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Got one of those as a house warming gift. It has some limited uses but sucks for anything soft like cheese. I ended up giving it away because while it was good for slicing up veggies, for the size of salads I make it was quicker to just cut things with a knife instead of digging that out of the cabinet, putting it together, and then putting it away after the attachments went through the dishwasher. For someone making family sized meals, it might be worthwhile.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe just get a family sized bag of gardettos to satisfy everyone

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I could see this being useful for those times you need to prep a large amount of something. Then again a mandolin will do the same without electricity and less cleaning.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Most people can't be trusted with a mandolin.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      spiritual precursor to the slap chop

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Explain how to cook eggs for a sandwich that won't get runny yolk spilling into your hands without one of these. You can't.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Use a ring mold on a pan or get a pancake pan

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't see how this device prevents that from happening. Also it's called an egg ring.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pop the yolk you doofus. give it a little stir with your coffee spoon or something

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just don't hold the sandwich above your hands

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why is that man so tiny?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    G8rH84

    egg popsicle maker

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The ad for this was surreal. My favorite part was when the electric pocket pussy shat out an egg log directly into the waiting mouth of that Californian soyboy.

      https://i.imgur.com/7Lo1iBq.png

      Then there's this. What the hell sort of phenotype is this? Why does he look like that? Was he nursed on tap water as a baby? Why is this skinwalker's mouth so small?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's some kind of ethnic

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He appears to have been genetically modified to subsist entirely on tube shaped food.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/7Lo1iBq.png

        And they're still infinitely more successful in life than you'll ever be

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's a """""journalist""""" for a clickbait video website anon, hardly successful by any metric

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >when the electric pocket pussy shat out an egg log directly into the waiting mouth of that Californian soyboy.
        sauce please this isnt on the youtube ad i found

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I suppose that could be handy if you wanted to be super lazy when making burritos...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If it didn't take 10 minutes to shit out 1 log I could've made rolled up egg a fun breakfast item for the kids

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tamagoyaki is easy to make, why even bother with this shit?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    $200 pepper grinder because grinding pepper is just such a hassle with a regular pepper grinder.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My brother and I used to live together and we saw a product advertised on the shopping network which basically did nothing but split eggs 'perfectly'
      My brother said something like "Man, I really need to get one of those" and I laughed and replied "Do you really have that much trouble cracking eggs on the side of a frying pan?" and he just kind of looked at me sheepishly as if he suddenly realized how moronic he sounded two seconds ago
      Most people are mindless consumers at heart and they don't even realize it until you actually point it out to them

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fantastic story, chief. You're the smartest of the family, for sure.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just looked it up on Amazon; I paid $50 for a pepper grinder a few years back. It's a really good pepper grinder, though.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just looked it up on Amazon; I paid $50 for a pepper grinder a few years back. It's a really good pepper grinder, though.

      are pepper grinders even worth it?
      I just buy pre-ground

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. Spices go bad when exposed to air, and ground pepper has much more surface area to expose than whole peppercorns. Buy a cheap grinder from the store and compare the two if you don’t believe me. You can also get whole peppercorn blends you can’t get pre ground, and so you can start incorporating the other shades of peppercorn.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've never seen anything other than black pepper sold. I didn't even know there were other kinds. Where are you getting them?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >peppercorn blends
          Good or bad? I use a blend but I think I should stop, it must be more accurate to have different varieties in stock and use them individually as needed.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      those are moronic for home cooks but very useful in a professional kitchen, especially where i work where we sell a shitload of cacio e pepe pasta, you get an absurd amount of fresh pepper ground in basically zero time as opposed to making one of the cooks frick around with a normal pepper grinder for 30 seconds per cacio

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      where's the chinese copy for $10?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Found it on fruugo for $17.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Any man who doesn't own a pair of old fashioned Peugeot mills is no man at all.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This makes sense in a restaurant setting though. The only issue is you're paying $200 for some garbage probably made in china

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Temu actually thinks this photo of shitty underfilled dumplings will help to sell this pointless dumpling crimper thing (which you still need to fill, wet and seal manually)
    I'm sure hundreds of redditors have purchased this though. Used once, then relegated to back of the "useless appliances" cupboard.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You'd know you reddit crossposting gay.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve seen dozens of tiktok videos of people rage destroying those things

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        tiktok, yeah so what?
        Are you some kind of gay or something?
        How is that shit supposed to be impressive to anyone?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The only people that I've heard of that watch dozens of anything from dicktok are complete morons or crack heads.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Machine just for fricking dumpling making

      What's next, an electric sandwich folder?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >electric sandwich folder
        nobody tell him

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine buying presliced bread instead of cooking and slicing it yourself.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You'd know you reddit crossposting gay.

      I’ve seen dozens of tiktok videos of people rage destroying those things

      Thats because the market for this are dumb gweilo, any proper chink would know its a scam straight away. There are machine made dumplings, mind you, but not like this lmao

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        At least I know where to get some chopsticks

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SCIENCE?!?!!!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thank Science.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's weird science

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >:51
          wienertails?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The name's Chud, James Chud

          Martini - not shaken or stirred

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The pods for this also look suspiciously compatible with those shitty pod coffee machines

          I have always wanted a super-heated vodka sprayer

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          tl;dw the drinks are terrible and it's full of mold. It was so bad that they had to discontinue it after like a year. It's juicero-tier.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          fizzy Cosmo
          ice in a martini glass

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Keurig DrinkWorks

          I would have liked to have had one (it's now discontinued) as it would be a convenient way to try out different wienertails without having to buy dozens of bottles of different booze that may never be used again but it was something like $300+ for the gadget.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Can only imagine how much this shit would cost in Australia with our dogshit alcohol tax lmao

              • 3 weeks ago
                G8rH8r

                I don’t understand why every Australian doesn’t homebrew. It’s a pain but with that bonkers tax I don’t know how you can afford not to

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Homebrewing isn't really a pain and would be laughably fast and easy in a place as warm as Straya. If you wanna do it cheap you can just take cordial then dump in sugar and yeast. I've heard of people making a black tea wine that's pretty good and dirt cheap.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can at least get cheap wine in Australia, so you wouldn't be saving much money doing that.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Gin and tonic
              Are you fricking kidding me

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Is this just rubbing alcohol? Why not just drink those cups like shots?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >(it's now discontinued)
            What the frick? I thought I saw an ad for it on TV last night specifically for keurig? I know there are other competitors making basically the same gizmo.

            If you're someone who doesn't really drink but likes 1 wienertail once in a while they kinda make a weird convoluted sense, but yeah, $300-600 for the appliance, then keurig just blasts a pod with soda water it makes sense on paper. The other ones have you supply 4 bottles of liquor and the pods are basically just juice concentrate.

            Frick I hate that our corporate overlords are trying to make everything a fricking subscription in the name of convenience. "just buy these $8/ea drink pods so you don't have to buy a bunch of liquor, set it up on a monthly delivery to save 4 cents per pod!"

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >>(it's now discontinued)
              >What the frick? I thought I saw an ad for it on TV last night specifically for keurig?

              https://www.tomsguide.com/news/drinkworks-shuts-down-keurig-for-wienertails-pod-machine-brand
              Dec. 17, 2021
              Drinkworks shuts down 'Keurig for wienertails' pod machine brand

              > If you're someone who doesn't really drink but likes 1 wienertail once in a while they kinda make a weird convoluted sense

              I was looking at it as;
              Middle of the week, come home from work, don't want to get wasted but could use a drink, try this or that wienertail.

              If it makes you feel any better, I haven't heard much good about gadgets like these. They apparently don't make very good drinks compared to a drink made by hand. If you're going to drink a wienertail it should really be a good one, imo.

              >They apparently don't make very good drinks compared to a drink made by hand.

              Sure, but it would have been an easy way to try out different wienertails without the cost of buying different kinds of booze.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Middle of the week, come home from work, don't want to get wasted but could use a drink, try this or that wienertail.
                Yeah I'm familiar with how drinking works. But if you regularly like to enjoy a wienertail, do you want to buy a $300 machine and $10 pods to make a wienertail, or just buy $300 of liquor and make the wienertail yourself?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                or buy a $15 bottle of ready to drink wienertails if you're that lazy

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >an easy way to try out different wienertails without the cost of buying different kinds of booze.
                You seem to have some misapprehension at just how bad a ripoff these are.
                They make these little bottles of almost every kind of liquor that cost $1-$2 dollars.
                these are certainly much higher quality that the alcohol in these prepackaged, plastic pods.
                They sell for $20/4 pods, and with that same $20 at a liquor store, you could have 10+ different kinds of liquor to choose from.
                for another $10, you can get several very good mixers from a dollar store; ginger soda, cranberry juices, colas and even V8 for bloody Marys/Marias
                I mean you can also go up a level in volume, as most liquor stores carry pints of most every variety too, usually for $5-$8(I have even seen cheap brandy for $3)
                I just can't see ANY way that this CounterWart has any kind of redeeming qualities with the possible exception of marking the buyer as an abject moron whom you should NEVER entangle yourself with to begin with.
                Even the massively unaesthetic Keurig coffe maker that pisses out a cup of watery go-juice has a slight benefit over drip makers in that it takes a lot to get one all moldy from neglect.
                The sweet drinks one just looks ripe for neglect filth to me.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If it makes you feel any better, I haven't heard much good about gadgets like these. They apparently don't make very good drinks compared to a drink made by hand. If you're going to drink a wienertail it should really be a good one, imo.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >nobody is shown drinking
          It's true!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's against the law to drink alcohol during a commercial if you notice people never drink any

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      😐

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SCIENCE?!?!!!

      Thank Science.

      Millennials with enough money to buy these kinds of things are systematically the most god awful people in all of human history. How do they do it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        most of those kinda people don’t really have the money, they are just debt slaves but the debt hasn’t caught up to them yet
        within the next ten years their life will suck hard

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah this is cope, they're 35 years old and make 195k at their software engineering job if male or they make a deece 75k as an email girl and their boyfriend makes up the difference and they aren't "rich" but they paid off the student loans and now spend all their money on subscription boxes and Bluetooth salt grinders

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Extremely accurate assessment

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Previous generations bought stupid shit as well, we've just forgotten them.
        I guess the plight of the current generation is that all information lasts forever since digital information doesn't deteriorate.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >checkin' those
          >Previous generations bought stupid shit as well
          Yes they did...yes
          they
          did.
          >pic related
          >Makes the shittiest bread possible, in the most inconvenient way.
          You'd think this thing would make great sandwich rounds, but NO. The way the bread rises and proofs in the tube makes the crumb elongate along the cross section, making the bread simultaneously soak through in the case of condiments or a juicy burger, and also break apart when your fingers sink unnaturally into it.
          Could've been so different.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            this isn't that different conceptually from a pullmans tin

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            when i used to blow glass years ago those were coveted by glassblowers because it was hard to get pyrex tubing that wide. also there were mounts for the cathode rays on old tvs that were made of pyrex in cool colors that were hard to find. people paid large for them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is what an oven does
      wtf

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but does your oven have built in wifi and bluetooth and require proprietary food?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          God imagine going through security clearance to bake your poptart.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            mine shut down for two days after I told a homophobic joke near it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this is straight up dystopic. thanks silicon valley. thanks capitalism.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It just needs to be coin operated or subscription based and you have some Phillip K. Dick level of appliance. Like that guy from Ubik with his conapt.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's like the Juicero but somehow more moronic

          >Silicon Valley gays deserve the rope

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It doesn't look MORE restarded (tho still moronic of course).
            Juicero was a fricking press (a super high quality 1+ ton press) that would ONLY press fricking prepackaged fruit packages you could also squeeze with your hand.
            The oven at least looks like it can be used for any product (you know, like a NORMAL oven), you can scan the barcode and program in a corresponding heating program ("cycle"), which you maybe after 2 high alcoholic wienertails COULD argue could a little bit useful? Maybe? Preprogram the perfect heating program for each product?
            The big quesation is if it would let you use it without the fricking app and some internet connection to a soon to be shut down server.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Tovala is great. I’m a collector of useless kitchen gadgets but Tovala is actually nice. To be fair, their primary income is from the meal service (they basically give away the oven when you subscribe) but the meals are actually really good and take 2 minutes of prep and 20-30 minutes in the oven. The oven is just a fancy toaster oven, it has convection and a steam function. It’s perfect for leftovers of basically any variety because it won’t dry out food like microwaves or conventional toaster ovens will.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >ITT: stupidest fricking kitchen gadgets
            Pay for adspace

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My roommate had this. I used it as a toaster oven sometimes.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I keep seeing ads for this. It's basically an EZ-Bake Oven for adults, right?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          why cant they find a spot to put that fricking box

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do women really?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        moronic homosexual

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Then the company goes out of business, the servers are shutdown and the app no longer can control the device.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SCIENCE?!?!!!

      I hate these kinds of advertisements but can't really point out exactly why. Just really hate them to the bones.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        based violent abuse kot poster
        I love the violent abuse kot
        punch on, chad

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because they use buzzwords and condescending language to try and convince you that you are an idiot if you don't think this is the greatest invention ever made, which is extremely insulting to people who immediately notice how moronic it is.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bc its a worthless cynical product solving a non-existant problem for lazy fricks who shouldn't exist

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Using special convection cooking technology

      Called "hot air"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >CHiP BAKES COOKIES IN ONLY TEN MINUTES
      So do ovens. Why is this a thing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but does your oven have built in wifi and bluetooth and require proprietary food?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >3:45am, everyone is asleep
      >go downstairs for an early morning snack
      >press button to open plate cupboard
      >RRRRRRRRRRRRRR
      >five seconds later the plates are deployed
      >take plate and press button to close cupboard
      >RRRRRRRRRRRRRR
      >neighbours shouting for me to shut the frick up
      I just wanted to live in the future.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but does your oven have built in wifi and bluetooth and require proprietary food?

      >App-based

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >AN APP-BASED COUNTER-TOP COOKIE OVEN?
      Rarely have more horrifying words been combined.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing will ever beat Juicero or that tortilla maker

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Juicero is hilarious but it was a catastrophic market failure. Sadder, and in some ways funnier, are all those $39.95 gadgets made of Chinesium that somehow stay on the market for years and years, hanging out on the bottom shelf at Wal-Mart with As Seen On TV badges on their boxes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > normal American accent
      > puts on some shitty accent when using Spanish words

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well you see you have to balance the needs of demonstrating your organization's Commitment to Diversity, not scaring off the majority of your customer base & appearing like a late-night infomercial, and crass stereotyping to show how Authentic you are.

        Yeah but does your oven have built in wifi and bluetooth and require proprietary food?

        Reminds me of an EZ-bake oven.

        Tovala is great. I’m a collector of useless kitchen gadgets but Tovala is actually nice. To be fair, their primary income is from the meal service (they basically give away the oven when you subscribe) but the meals are actually really good and take 2 minutes of prep and 20-30 minutes in the oven. The oven is just a fancy toaster oven, it has convection and a steam function. It’s perfect for leftovers of basically any variety because it won’t dry out food like microwaves or conventional toaster ovens will.

        >t. tovala marketing anon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Juicero is hilarious but it was a catastrophic market failure. Sadder, and in some ways funnier, are all those $39.95 gadgets made of Chinesium that somehow stay on the market for years and years, hanging out on the bottom shelf at Wal-Mart with As Seen On TV badges on their boxes.

      >Juicero mentioned
      obligatory

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >cuts down food waste!
      >no, don't pay attention to the plastic packets
      Anyone who owns any of those kinds of machines (usually leftists) are disqualified from speaking on environmental concerns. And probably shouldn't be allowed to vote either.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >When she shows you her taco

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What about extremely based kitchen gadgets?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's the gadget that put 120 fricking volts through the hot dogs to cook them?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ordinary Sausage used this to cook steak and shrimps

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wdhmbt?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wow, StrongSad has been through some soul rending experiences, it would seem....
            You can really tell he's seen some bad shit and hasn't been dealing with the PTSD too well.
            Seems like he's had his share of prostitutes too.
            The innocence is long gone.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Instead of passing electricity through a heating element to heat your food, the hot dog itself IS the heating element
      Incredibly efficient

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I saw that thing tested on a youtube video once. It actually worked incredibly well, according to the nerds who tested it. I still prefer my hot dogs boiled tho.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, but the end result has the aesthetics of a diseased dog dick.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A microwave does the same and better you hipster

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That thing was on Big Clive's channel

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's the gadget that put 120 fricking volts through the hot dogs to cook them?

      My parents used to have one of these. It actually worked well; got the dogs a little burnt at the ends but cooked them up properly. Of course you wanted to make DAMN sure the thing was unplugged when not in use; the cooker doesn't care whether it's hotdogs or you when the circuit's completed.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Someone explained to me a lot of this shit is designed for people with physical disabilities

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mental ones too, I wager.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I never saw more useless kitchen gadgets than in Twitter/X ads. They are so bad, a waste of resources to make, doesn't speed up anything and is a solution to a non existent problem.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I used one of these for years when I was younger, it's great. I don't see what the problem is. It cooks everything all at once and you only have one removable piece to clean. These days, when I want to make a breakfast sandwich, I have to use my air fryer and a pan and then clean both and it takes way longer. If I wanted to make breakfast sandwiches regularly I would probably buy one of these again.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have this, it works great

      https://i.imgur.com/D30AfBb.jpeg

      ITT: stupidest fricking kitchen gadgets

      >*meat must be precooked

      so if you have to heat a pan anyway then what's the point?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You don't. The picture shows them using sliced ham, which is usually pre-cooked.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ok so hear me out... Ignore a couple things, first being the 2-star Amazon rating and the second being the expiration date printed on the damn carton the eggs come in.

    Here's why this is a truly brilliant invention - it's rechargeable and all you have to do is use a smartphone and your home ISP wifi and then put the expiration date from the container the eggs came in into your phone and the phone will remind you that the eggs are bad when they go bad.

    Now, a single charge does not actually last as long as fresh eggs will, but listen... you can just buy a battery pack and stick that in the fridge as well!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek that’s truly awful, amazing it made it to production

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Learned helplessness is big business.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have another great idea:
      The Egg-O-Tally(TM)

      It's a device that you can put your eggs in in the fridge and then - and now comes the great part - by using the app and your local WiFi with an account by using AI image recognition you can scan it and it will TELL YOU HOW MANY EGGS ARE LEFT! It can then remind you when they are low, so you can get more eggs!
      Rechargable, so it only has to be charged every two days.

      Where do apply for a few mil of capital?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have another great idea:
      The Egg-O-Tally(TM)

      It's a device that you can put your eggs in in the fridge and then - and now comes the great part - by using the app and your local WiFi with an account by using AI image recognition you can scan it and it will TELL YOU HOW MANY EGGS ARE LEFT! It can then remind you when they are low, so you can get more eggs!
      Rechargable, so it only has to be charged every two days.

      Where do apply for a few mil of capital?

      >Burying the lede this hard
      Sounds INCREDIBLE!!!1!!, guys.. But ya'know what we REALLY need to do?
      We need to onboard the major appliance producers into integrating USB-R® ports into all new appliances. What with the new IOT market CLEARLY BOOMING as it is, we need to get in front of this.
      Not only should there be proprietary adapters for both direct connect AND inductance chargers, they should also be very susceptible to condensation and include SHORT-TECH™ technology for even faster appliance turnover.
      Liability, you say?? HA! Just include a daily regimen and special peripheral storage container,(for an additional charge,) that voids all warranties and liability if not followed.
      (Oh shit... what have I done. This will be a reality in less that 4 years)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >lede
        it's lead, homosexual

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lol I love it when people are so adamant about their ignorance. you’ll get your just deserts.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/o0wQvDh.jpeg

            Original gay here
            Look it up genius.
            [...]
            Ah..That NEW moronhomosexual smell..
            LURK for 2 moar years roodypoo
            ...Or just fricking tuck your tail and GO THE FRICK BACK you fricking midwit.

            >t. ESL newbies

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Original gay here
          Look it up genius.

          [...]

          Black person just say checked. that's the stupidest use of the quote feature I've seen yet

          Ah..That NEW moronhomosexual smell..
          LURK for 2 moar years roodypoo
          ...Or just fricking tuck your tail and GO THE FRICK BACK you fricking midwit.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >candyass calling me a roodypoo
            shiggy digging doo. and that's ironic because I called you out because you check digits like a moronic newbie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >credit card is maxed out
      >eggs go bad because I couldn't pay the monthly fee

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This person was dumb enough to buy the stupid thing, then gets upset stupid thing is stupid and just wanted $5 a month from her for being stupid.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm surprised they didn't try for more than $5/mo for how stupid you would have to be to buy this product in the first place. They might as well as you to sign over your house as part of the subscription.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know who invented this thing but I like cut of their jib. I know I want my eggs and the containers that hold them to be so elite that I have to pay a monthly fee for them to be on par with styrofoam and some ink.

        This guy is obviously taking egg holding technology to the heights they need to be at in 2025 but I can't help but wonder why he has not yet taking things further. In addition to the monthly fee, why not make the holder warm the eggs so they spoil faster? This would increase egg consumption severalfold AND enhance electric bills for the elite consumer.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You win.
      Even in perfect working order, following the instructions to the letter, this is still worse than useless.
      If you worry an egg might have gone bad just put it in a glass of water. If it floats chuck it.out or save for throwing at enemies.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/7vv7Vn2.jpeg

      >credit card is maxed out
      >eggs go bad because I couldn't pay the monthly fee

      This is the funniest fricking thing I've seen in a while lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ok, moronic question here: do eggs actually go bad? I've eaten eggs several months past their date and felt 0 difference in smell, appearance, texture, taste and digestion.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        eventually, but in thw fridge they seem to keep for like 2 months or more. trust me youll know if theyre bad. leave an egg out at room temp for a couple months then crack it (outside)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do people have eggs long enough for them to go bad? I have chimpkens and fresh eggs with shit still on them will last for months in the fridge. I eat them long before then so I don't worry.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the food i eat still had shit on them
        grim

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What makes your picrel even dumber is the fact that if you are eating at home, you might as well just make an eggs benedict. A machine that could do that would be awesome.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have their egg cooker. It works great for hardboiled eggs and it make the best poached eggs I've ever had. I got it at Goodwill for like $4.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juicero

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the goat
      anyone who hasn't watched the juicero instruction video it's a must. absolute clown world nonsense. a grift so pure it blurs the lines between reality and fantasy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The CEO after this became a raw water grifter.
      Some people deserve solitary confinement, and a disproportionate number of those people are CEOs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they could have just sold the packets

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So keurig, but for juice?

      To be fair to keurig you can get a refillable k cup still makes shitty coffee.

      But that juicer, you could just buy the pouch and squeeze it by hand.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    $200 "smart" coffee cup that uses science and computers to do the exact same thing as a $20 thermos.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've never understood these, do people seriously take fricking hours to drink a coffee or some shit?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I take a long time, but I have some good double walled cups that keep things warm for way longer so thats not really needed

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        my gf will sip a cup of coffee for up to two hours long after it's cold, it's inexplicable

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It takes me a long time because I have to wait for it to cool, or else I'll burn my mouth. Can't imagine how long it would take me if I had one of those

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >local man baffled as coffee is still "too hot to sip" after three hours

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Are you gay?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        le monke

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If it's black I sip it, because black coffee taste like ear wax and I'm only doing it for the caffeine.

        If it has milk and sugar, I'd drink it about as fast as a hot cocoa.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Was this stolen for the Larry David skit or vice versa?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bros help my coffee got hacked and now it rejects all cream and sugar

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No fricking way this thing produces Latte Art, least of all in a poured style. This has to be fricking illegal advertisement

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >to do the exact same thing as a $20 thermos
      Thermos can't really keep your coffee at your preferred temperature indefinitely.
      Simply putting hot coffee into a thermos would affect the taste (as it'll sit at a temperature too high for quite a while) so you'd have to let it cool down first and only then put it in, which is extra work and is annoying.

      I wouldn't care myself but the product you are linking does do something a thermos doesn't.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So a coffee cup with a hotplate? I mean I wouldn't pay $200 for it, but this isn't a bad product. How hot does the plate get? Can you cook Ramen in your coffee mug?

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm kinda surprised the pod based single serving tortilla maker isn't posted yet.
    Presenting: The Flatev
    **Watch out for that trilled flutter!!

    Here's moar shit for ridicule also:
    https://thegadgetflow.com/portfolio/category/smart-home-iot/

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But that looks like it does not even have an app and does not connect to the internet!
      What is this, 1980?

      Needs a scanner and account on a website for you to verify that you are using genuine flatevTM pods, giving you a QR code with which you then unlock the machine.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I posted it

      Nothing will ever beat Juicero or that tortilla maker

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >checked
        huh...Missed that somehow.
        WELP!
        I guess at least I poasted some Shoopfoolery

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      frrresh torrrtillas

      https://i.imgur.com/GpvDLti.jpeg

      Texas waffle maker

      dope

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >checked
        Something for later on in the day too...

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/q75YvtA.jpeg

          >checked
          huh...Missed that somehow.
          WELP!
          I guess at least I poasted some Shoopfoolery

          Black person just say checked. that's the stupidest use of the quote feature I've seen yet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A tortilla press is like $15 and you don't have to buy (and throw away) pods to use it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't even know flesh tortillas were a thing.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ever seen the FireFly movie?
        Reavers, man...Frickin' Reavers.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Texas waffle maker

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Novelty waffle makers would be fine if I could trust them to not set fire to the house.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have one of these and it's a piece of shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/BHCAhMg.jpeg

      >checked
      Something for later on in the day too...

      Texas shaped gadgets would be fine if the state wasn't such a moronic fricking shape to begin with.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i prefer colorado shaped waffles

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It would be cool if there was a waffle maker with removable hot plate to make different designs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >More power = better cooking
      See that's why I cook everything on High heat/

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        is it still texas powered if you take it out of taxas or dos it bring texas power with it?

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >EXPERIENCE THE SCRAEGG-EFFECT
    >Nutrient-rich, tasty food has never been prepared so easily and quickly..
    >The innovative concept for preparing delicious meals in seconds.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that just the steam wand from an espresso machine?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's an old idea. There's a video somewhere of someone doing it on Martha Stewart's show a long time ago.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that just the steam wand from an espresso machine?

      So it just steams an egg in a cup? And you're supposed to eat steamed eggs?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You have to eat ALL the steamed eggs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn puddi hit the wall.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe the stupidest cooking gatgets were the friends we made along the way

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nileblue used this when making his own chocolate https://youtu.be/IaCZcdWk1DU

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hate that dickhead

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I got this as a gift because I am a "chef" in my family.
      I gave it to my uncle who is a beekeeper, if you have a lot of honey that crystallizes, it is great for water-bath to melt the honey but not destroy all the enzymes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have one. I use it a couple times a year and I think its well worth it. Importantly, its small as shit and doesn't take up a ton of space, so I don't have to balance possessing it against the opportunity to fit something else.

      I did chocolate for my wife's birthday with this, makes tempering idiot proof. I also do pulled pork with this in the winter. Its not as good as smoking it, but it does an excellent job. Also good for chicken breast as it prevents it drying out. If I didn't have a steam injection oven I'd use it for that.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you cannot stir in the pot you are fricking moronic.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got one of these in a white elephant. It actually works really well and is fairly easy to clean. I used it a few dozen times before deciding it was just taking up space so I tossed it.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hi planegay. Put on the dress.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rice cookers are great though.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ready in 5 mins
    they never factor in the cleaning time.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    electric_stove.png

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone remember the PetNet pet feeder ? They had a server outage and thousands of pets went hungry because obviously these things have to be controlled by a central computer.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Of course the have to be controlled by a central computer or else it wouldn't be "smart". If you just programmed a 6-cent microcontroller with a day/date function to feed pets, that wouldn't be smart and you couldn't get VC funding, make an app, sell customer data, or really track how many people use the stupid thing after a month. Plus, you wouldn't ever get them on a subscription fee which VC likes to see!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no one at any point in the development of this thing went "hmm what if we kill someone's dog?"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They probably did, but then realized they didn't give a frick because these gimmick machines are like 99% just investor bait.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not against putting cumputers in things, I'm not against smart devices.

      But always needing an internet connection should be illegal. It should run on a local network if it even needs a network connection.

      But this should just be a valve on a timer. The frick does it need to be connected to the internet for?

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My “kitchen gadget” is my wife. She cooks me whatever I ask for as long as it’s breakfast foods, that’s all she ever learned to cook but I’m not complaining

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's no such thing as a breakfast food. Any food can break your fast. It's on you to moderate the rate of intake if the fast was a long period.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're married to ASMR Darling??

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Taco frying tongs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Those are for tacos? I use mine to grab raw meat

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Alexa, pour me some salt

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/bdazNac.jpeg

      >Alexa, pour me some salt

      Kek what a stupid idea
      >uhmm why yes I want a salt shaker who needs internet connection and spies on me

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >why yes I want a salt shaker who needs internet connection and spies on me
        Why are people concerned "smart devices" spy on them? Are you secrets of sniffing your farts?
        >they sell my data!
        Okay, and? How does that harm you? Marketing and ad agencies have been selling consumer data for years. They're going to have too much information about the amount of salt you eat and the hentai sounds playing through your salt speaker?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's amazing how easy it is to convince the average person to unwittingly pay for google/NSA spyware.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But the average person never bought or even wanted that.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A lot of people have that Siri or Alexa shit in their homes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      someone got millions of VC money to make this
      does it at least also do black pepper? salt grinders are pointless to begin with

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You don't understand. You put regular iodized salt in. Not kosher salt, not salt rocks, just regular cheap salt. You can shake it out the top or retrieve it from a little tray at the bottom. It doesn't grind anything. Its just a "smart speaker" with an app that'll measure out a 1/4teaspoon if you want, and has an RGB strip on the top. Thats it. That was the era where everyone tried to make a smart gadget like a toaster, refrigerator, anything they could make an app and shove ads or get you into a useless subscription.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick, a white woman in couple with... a white guy? This can't be a real ad.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's just that old anon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This whole ad has the vibes of major drama about to go down, like Amy is sleeping with Greg's best friend Daniel and Monty is in deep financial debt yet pretends everything is fine but he knows that Greg has an inheritance from his millionaire grandfather.

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