>jacked up prices even higher. >literally everyone complains about skimpy portions and shitty small burritos

>jacked up prices even higher
>literally everyone complains about skimpy portions and shitty small burritos
>employees act like you're inconveniencing them just by doing their job
yet there is still a line out the fricking door most days at this place.
why are people so obsessed with chipotle?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >walk in the door
    >"WELCOME TO MOOOOOOES!!!"
    >turn 360 and walk away

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >turn 360 and walk away
      I think you meant 180

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No I turn 360 degrees and walk away from where I was standing towards the counter because I'm not a homosexual who gets triggered by other people greeting me

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why do newbies have to try to correct everyone? You're new here, take time to learn about the community in which you are posting. After you've been here a while, then you can start being a pedantic ass like everyone else. Until then, reply less, understand more.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lurk before posting has been dead for ten years

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >dead
            too bad you're not

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The recent price increases at Chipotle have been met with widespread dissatisfaction among customers, who also complain about the skimpy portions and poor quality of the burritos. Despite these complaints, the restaurant chain continues to experience high demand, with long lines forming outside its stores on most days. It is unclear why people remain so loyal to Chipotle despite the negative feedback.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did you limit the word count or was it simply unable to generate any more information?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    made like 5 batches of acp today at home for less than the cost of one at a local place. chipotle is actually dog food though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if chipotle is dog food, moe's is food for the underprivileged dogs

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        moes is just trash man, dogs don't even want it

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Got into a confrontation at Chipotle once over this.

    They skimped me on meat (literally put like 2oz) I stood there and starred the guy while the next employee was asking what else I wanted on the burrito. I ignored her completely and continued to stare him while he was tending to the next customer. The girl kept saying "excuse me sir" but she didn't even exist to me.

    This homosexual knew I was bertstaring him hard and was getting nervous and shakey and didn't know what to do.

    After he helped a few customers he could no longer help any more because the line was jammed up and my eyes were still locked on his.

    Finally he muttered "ca...can I help y..you?" and while staring him directly into the eyes I pointed to the steak. He nervously grabbed the spoon and put more steak on and my eyes left his for a fraction of a second to verify it was the correct amount, then I continued to stare him while telling the other employee what else I wanted.

    I never took my eyes off his while I was finishing up the burrito, paying, and getting napkins. I even walked backwards out of the store so I could continue to bertstare him. When I got into my truck I drove at a snails pace around the front windows and continued to bertstare him through the windows.

    Pretty sure that homosexual quit after that, never saw him again.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Psycho

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We all have bad days

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ok, that's called mad dogging and you're lucky you were picking on some kid doing his shitty after school job, you wouldn't have the balls to do this to a man

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They screwed me out of a discount at the grocery store and were like allright I'm going to check on it later please wait
      So I did wait
      I waitedr right Infront of him blocking the line so nobody else could pay until he fixed it

  5. 2 weeks ago
    G8rH8r

    [...]

    Moe’s is even more ridiculous. Pic related is for basic ground beef. Chicken or anything else is + 3$

    • 2 weeks ago
      G8rH8r

      for comparison here is the chipotle half a mile away. Remember the moe’s burrito is 13.29 is you want chicken instead of ground beef

    • 2 weeks ago
      G8rH8r

      https://i.imgur.com/hi8sRhl.png

      for comparison here is the chipotle half a mile away. Remember the moe’s burrito is 13.29 is you want chicken instead of ground beef

      And here’s the lunch specials at the Mexican place on the same road as those two, yet those to places are still packed full of zoomer idiots

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    man i wish when the mods were ban happy about the slop word

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I politely brought to the attention of the staff member that the amount of meat in my burrito was insufficient. While the other employee was asking me about my preferences for the burrito, I maintained eye contact with the staff member who had prepared it. I did not respond to the other employee as I was focused on resolving the issue with the meat.

    The staff member appeared to be nervous and unsure of how to handle the situation. Despite the growing line of customers, he was unable to assist them due to my unwavering gaze.

    Eventually, he mustered the courage to ask if he could be of assistance. I maintained eye contact and pointed to the steak, indicating that I wanted more. He nervously added more steak to the burrito, and I briefly glanced at it to ensure that the amount was satisfactory. I then continued to stare at him while informing the other employee about my remaining preferences for the burrito.

    Throughout the entire interaction, I maintained eye contact with the staff member. I did not break my gaze even as I finished customizing my burrito, made the payment, and collected napkins. I even walked out of the store backwards so that I could continue to stare at him. As I drove away, I circled the front windows of the store at a slow pace, maintaining eye contact with him through the windows.

    I believe that this incident may have caused the staff member to feel uncomfortable and consider leaving his job.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Somebody needs to run that webm of the fat moron in the football pads shaking his finger and putting his chubby fist into 2 pieces of bread, please

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this photo in florida, or cali? Just go to a real tacqueria.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's mexican food for normie white ppl

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's mexican food for normie white ppl
      Back in my day we called it "Taco Bell."
      I wish there were placed where you could buy dirt cheap burritos that filled you up. I wouldn't mind paying $4-5 for a big ass oatmeal and taters burrito. But if they did that, then they wouldn't be able to pay the $15/hr wages, and if the customers actually felt full after eating there, then they wouldn't buy multiple tiny ass burritos for $11 each.

      Why do newbies have to try to correct everyone? You're new here, take time to learn about the community in which you are posting. After you've been here a while, then you can start being a pedantic ass like everyone else. Until then, reply less, understand more.

      >Why do newbies have to try to correct everyone? You're new here, take time to learn about the community in which you are posting. After you've been here a while, then you can start being a pedantic ass like everyone else. Until then, reply less, understand more.
      Why do oldgays refuse to admit that they were wrong? Your entire defense is "UR A gayGIT"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I noticed the other day that Taco Bell got rid of their steak power menu bowl. I assume the chicken one is not long for this world. They have all the ingredients to make cheap, healthy meals but they're too busy asking you to pay $6 per Flamin' Hot Doritos Cool Ranch Quesadildos

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sorry that you don't understand a meme that predates your birth. Please come back when you are 18.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm sorry that you don't understand a meme that predates your birth. Please come back when you are 18.
          Very witty. *slow golf clap*
          Are all oldgays as sharp as you?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        U need to lurk for 2 moar years

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          2 years isn't remotely enough anymore, anon. 2014 was 10 years ago. You need to lurk for at least 12 years to not be a newbie at this point.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This is true..
            I will never be a newbie, even though I came right at the beginning of the cancer that killed /b/
            If you had stopped coming in 2010, and then popped in to take a look at 4troons today, you'd find most of the boards unrecognizable.
            Yeah, It was always a cesspoole, but at least it had enough real in it to make panning the sludge to find the occasional flake of gold worth it.
            Now...

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you certain they are people?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Please understand
    Burrito artists deserve 50 dollars an hour

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >yet there is still a line out the fricking door most days at this place.
    I guess everyone forgot about all those folks getting sick from eating there a while back

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I guess everyone forgot about all those folks getting sick from eating there a while back
      Kek. I still remember that South Park episode where Cartman had his first menstrual period after eating at Chipotle.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Moes is that wannabe Mexican fast food place right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No it's a bar on the Simpsons you stupid frick.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Moes is that wannabe Mexican fast food place right?

      No it's a bar on the Simpsons you stupid frick.

      >No it's a bar on the Simpsons you stupid frick.
      He was talking about Moses, NOT Moe's, you stupid frick.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No he wasn't you lonely attention whoring homosexual.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Does anyone really want to be Mexican? I don't think actual Mexicans seem that pleased about it, half of them act black and they're always trying to escape Mexico

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