Thank you for clearing that up, Chang!
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I'm from Spain and I eat raw egg whenever I feel like it. Never had a single problem. It's true however that last year there was a salmonellosis "outbreak" (two people got infected, I believe), but the stuff got taken out of the market quite fast.
are you sure its "food" poisoning or is it really just alcohol overdose? Except polish road salt in food I haven't seen any major frick ups compared to the egg stuff that happened in some western eu countries
They'll do nothing but cope post. These euronigs will blame every little gypsy or ural mountain area for this yet deny that Black folk here are terrible with food safety handling and how that isn't an excuse.
Not at all. You can catch salmonella from the factory farm eggs more than local backyard hens. In factory farms they bleach the eggs to clean them which strips off a seal that keeps bacteria out. I know a friend who raises chickens and ducks and their eggs can be left on a counter far longer than store bought because they still have the protective layer. The only downside is you can't wash the eggs until right before you use them or you'll wash it off.
Salmonella lives on the outside of the egg shell. As long as you dont let the egg's inside touch its outside when cracking it open you'll get a healthy yolk.
>be me >grow up in post communist shithole >go with grandma to the chicken coop to take the eggs >she takes one, cleans it with her skirt and makes a hole in it with a needle >i drink the raw egg through the tiny hole
shit was good
I know this is a thing, but it always reminds me of reading The Hobbit as a kid and there's that bit during the riddle contest where Gollum reminisces about learning how to suck eggs from his grandmother.
I know this is a thing, but it always reminds me of reading The Hobbit as a kid and there's that bit during the riddle contest where Gollum reminisces about learning how to suck eggs from his grandmother.
You two just explained some things about Glen Cook for me.
Hey I just finished the Black Company series a few months ago.
I don't really get why he used it as an insult now that I know the context. Seems like a nice family thing.
He uses it even more in he Garrett PI series, I think in every book. I took it as being the hubris of youth, someone trying to teach something to a person that already knows all about it. A kid trying to teach grandma something she's been doing since before his parents were born.
Fun fact: Raw egg yolk is one of the few foods in nature that requires almost no digestion. Like your body doesn't have to do anything to it, it just slips into the blood stream in a completely usable form right from the start.
I'm a white boy who eats ~10 raw eggs a day, I've consumed thousands and never have I gotten salmonella poisoning.
Salmonella is a j*w*sh trick to prevent people from eating eggs the way they're supposed to.
In the US, the chances of an egg containing salmonella in the US is about 1 in 20,000.
You could eat a raw egg every day
for 50 years, and only find one egg with salmonella in that entire time.
The chances of you actually catching salmonella from that one egg you found, however, are even lower.
Almost all cases of salmonella from uncooked chicken or unwashed vegetables.
"The heat of the rice cooks the egg" is just a meme. The fact is that the egg doesn't need to be cooked in the first place.
>thread has been reposted over a thousand times despite people providing reasonable answers and explanations >"LMAO, U MAD? OBSESSEDD? Y U MAD, BRO? IT'S BOARD CULTURE!!!"
Go back to Culinaly, assuming you're not banned there.
why is japanese cuisine so hilariously bad?
the main staple dish of nipponland is sushi which is literally just fish on rice
their curry is just watered soup
ramen is just inferior version of authentic Chinese noodles
even instant noodles is taiwanese (Chinese) and not from japan
why could the nips not make a satisfactory cuisine?
You seem to be the racist, as is very common with your types. I simply don't give a shit about your fricking nations and don't want to visit them.
If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you then you must have been shillary supporters since that's the best that they can do.
Are you still seething in your closets because Trump beat your annointed one?
You seem to be the racist, as is very common with your types. I simply don't give a shit about your fricking nations and don't want to visit them.
If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you then you must have been shillary supporters since that's the best that they can do.
Are you still seething in your closets because Trump beat your annointed one?
Doesn't posting stale copypasta get old? I mean, do you giggle yourself to tears every time you do it? It seems like such a waste. Why not do something original, or have you no personality of your own?
What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little b***h? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fricking dead, kiddo.
"You like fishy?"
No.
"You try. I bring you raw smelly fishy with squid ink sauce."
No.
"Ha ha you stupid man. I sell you seaweed for $70."
No
"You get out now, long-foot!" >Stabbed to death by schoolgirls in parking lot.
>America in the 80s: I'm going to drink raw eggs every day to get big and strong like Rocky!!! >America now: ewwww raw eggs??? isn't that where salmonella is??? no i don't actually know anyone who has ever gotten salmonella poisoning but!!!! what if????
people got the internet and learned that unless you need specific nutrients that are in raw eggs cooking them is always better for bulking up and absorbing the protein in them
they have a strict protocol for egg production, from laying > handling > packaging > distro
salmonella is still one of the biggest food poisonings there but it's extremely rare apparently
What a load of shit. I have 60 free range chickens that don't even have a coop. They ignored the coop I made for them and sleep in trees so eventually I demolished the coop
I would never violate any of my birds with a vaccine, and I drink their raw eggs all the time. My current record is 31 in one day
My eggs are raw, unpasteurized, from vaccine free hens and I'm in perfect health just like my birds
salmonella isn't a universal constant for eggs. It was a thing that came up a few times 30 years ago and stupid people who were told "don't eat uncooked eggs" ignored the why and thought it was a permanent thing.
The heat from the rice cooks the egg
what they said
The heat from the egg cooks the egg
Europe has higher food poison rates than America
no
>30%
so if you eat 3 meals per day, you are guaranteed to get poisoned every single day
no wonder spaniards are always sleeping siesta
>american statistics education
Thank you for clearing that up, Chang!
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Dumb ape.
Do spainards even have food?
>yahoo
>the results are in!
I'm from Spain and I eat raw egg whenever I feel like it. Never had a single problem. It's true however that last year there was a salmonellosis "outbreak" (two people got infected, I believe), but the stuff got taken out of the market quite fast.
That's mainly East Europe and their third world food standards. West Europe is significantly safer food wise
are you sure its "food" poisoning or is it really just alcohol overdose? Except polish road salt in food I haven't seen any major frick ups compared to the egg stuff that happened in some western eu countries
And US food IS poison.
hahahahhaa lol delusional McHumans
>I know you need to use pasteurized eggs
oooooh say can you seeeeeee
Lol. Lmao, even.
Lemme hear your best "well, actually...".
They'll do nothing but cope post. These euronigs will blame every little gypsy or ural mountain area for this yet deny that Black folk here are terrible with food safety handling and how that isn't an excuse.
>EU
Cope harder, no one cares about commie shitholes you nignoramus.
Compare to actual nations or cope harder.
Literally obsessed.
We're the main characters.
Because it's documented and more well-regulated. Duh.
salmonella doesnt exist in real countries
the heat from the pasteurization cooks the bacteria
Not at all. You can catch salmonella from the factory farm eggs more than local backyard hens. In factory farms they bleach the eggs to clean them which strips off a seal that keeps bacteria out. I know a friend who raises chickens and ducks and their eggs can be left on a counter far longer than store bought because they still have the protective layer. The only downside is you can't wash the eggs until right before you use them or you'll wash it off.
Who the frick washes eggs?
people who dont get them bleached by the factory farms
Well you kinda' have to when they are fresh and have chicken shit and feathers on them. That is unless you like eating shit. Go for it bro!
Based and truthpilled.
Salmonella lives on the outside of the egg shell. As long as you dont let the egg's inside touch its outside when cracking it open you'll get a healthy yolk.
So why wouldn't i just dip an egg in my eternal water boiling pot (long story) then eat it raw? seems like a good solution.
p... please tell the story
I keep a pot of water on eternal boil by continuously topping it up.
tl;dr water boiling always
why
Maybe he's tryin to make perpetual stew
I just let mine reduce down to concentrate the flavor.
kek, can't afford a regular humidifier?
>leaving your stove on overnight
homie your shits gonna burn down
>long story
>its a single sentence with a 3 word tldr
ADHD is a serious disease.
I should start doing this, I have a pot on there half the time anyway for cleaning/ disinfecting stuff. damn I miss when I had boiling water on tap.
Your stomach will eventually gain immunity from salmonella after eating so many raw eggs.
>be me
>grow up in post communist shithole
>go with grandma to the chicken coop to take the eggs
>she takes one, cleans it with her skirt and makes a hole in it with a needle
>i drink the raw egg through the tiny hole
shit was good
I know this is a thing, but it always reminds me of reading The Hobbit as a kid and there's that bit during the riddle contest where Gollum reminisces about learning how to suck eggs from his grandmother.
Based grandma babushka
You two just explained some things about Glen Cook for me.
Hey I just finished the Black Company series a few months ago.
I don't really get why he used it as an insult now that I know the context. Seems like a nice family thing.
He uses it even more in he Garrett PI series, I think in every book. I took it as being the hubris of youth, someone trying to teach something to a person that already knows all about it. A kid trying to teach grandma something she's been doing since before his parents were born.
Fun fact: Raw egg yolk is one of the few foods in nature that requires almost no digestion. Like your body doesn't have to do anything to it, it just slips into the blood stream in a completely usable form right from the start.
Raw egg white is fricking disgusting though and should almost always be cooked.
Does that mean I can just inject it straight into my veins?
one way to find out
Use pasteurised eggs
because the eggs are pasteurized you idiot, it reduces the already 1 in 20,000 chance of getting sick by another 99%
The heat from the jap stomach cooks the salmonella
I'm a white boy who eats ~10 raw eggs a day, I've consumed thousands and never have I gotten salmonella poisoning.
Salmonella is a j*w*sh trick to prevent people from eating eggs the way they're supposed to.
based gaston
Underrated post
In the US, the chances of an egg containing salmonella in the US is about 1 in 20,000.
You could eat a raw egg every day
for 50 years, and only find one egg with salmonella in that entire time.
The chances of you actually catching salmonella from that one egg you found, however, are even lower.
Almost all cases of salmonella from uncooked chicken or unwashed vegetables.
"The heat of the rice cooks the egg" is just a meme. The fact is that the egg doesn't need to be cooked in the first place.
I've basically given up on explaining this since these threads are just spam at this point, but it's nice there's another reasonable guy out there.
You sound mad, did someone hurt you recently?
No.
I hurt myself today
to see if you still feel?
Lmao imagine being this obsessed with eating raw egg. Not even human.
>thread has been reposted over a thousand times despite people providing reasonable answers and explanations
>"LMAO, U MAD? OBSESSEDD? Y U MAD, BRO? IT'S BOARD CULTURE!!!"
Go back to Culinaly, assuming you're not banned there.
Imagine being this obsessed with consuming raw eggs. have a nice day.
In other words, if you eat raw eggs your whole life, you'll only die from salmonella once. Wow thanks.
Get your booster since coof is now the only way people can die
The heat from the samonella cooks the egg
not everyone has a sissy immune system like you young lady
why is japanese cuisine so hilariously bad?
the main staple dish of nipponland is sushi which is literally just fish on rice
their curry is just watered soup
ramen is just inferior version of authentic Chinese noodles
even instant noodles is taiwanese (Chinese) and not from japan
why could the nips not make a satisfactory cuisine?
The country basically just a bunch of mountains, they never had room to grow anything but staple foods like rice
You seem to be the racist, as is very common with your types. I simply don't give a shit about your fricking nations and don't want to visit them.
If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you then you must have been shillary supporters since that's the best that they can do.
Are you still seething in your closets because Trump beat your annointed one?
I’m not going to call you racist, but I do think you’re high because your post makes zero sense as a response
You're arguing with pasta
Doesn't posting stale copypasta get old? I mean, do you giggle yourself to tears every time you do it? It seems like such a waste. Why not do something original, or have you no personality of your own?
What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little b***h? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fricking dead, kiddo.
wow its been awhile since I have seen the original non bastardized version of this
In my head I always read it as this song version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hH0QoBMyvaY
"You like fishy?"
No.
"You try. I bring you raw smelly fishy with squid ink sauce."
No.
"Ha ha you stupid man. I sell you seaweed for $70."
No
"You get out now, long-foot!"
>Stabbed to death by schoolgirls in parking lot.
Why are you so scared of raw eggs?
he ate all the eggs...
the texture is just weird
he's gonna be so jacked
>Why are you so scared of raw eggs?
It's just a waste. Can't digest as much of it if it's raw so less protein and more gastrointestinal disruption.
literally false
cluckmaxxing
Why are eggs so memetic?
Surly fort, the heat from the rice...
you don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this
Trying times
Also
>Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?
>America in the 80s: I'm going to drink raw eggs every day to get big and strong like Rocky!!!
>America now: ewwww raw eggs??? isn't that where salmonella is??? no i don't actually know anyone who has ever gotten salmonella poisoning but!!!! what if????
what happened?
The Jack in the Box poisonings in '93 lead to the US FDA enforcing much stricter warnings against the consumption of undercooked food.
people got the internet and learned that unless you need specific nutrients that are in raw eggs cooking them is always better for bulking up and absorbing the protein in them
>firthy gaijin can't dodge the salmonella
this is why your life expectancy isn't nearly as high dumb americajin wwwwwwwww
Japan has legitimately amazing egg tech.
Its simple the egg creates a reaction of steam with the rice which cooks the rice which cooks the salmon
Pasteurization =/= cooking. The heat from the rice is sufficiently hot enough to pasteurize the eggs to render them safe to consume while raw.
The entire population of japanese hens have been vaccinated against salmonella, it's so rare that you basically don't have to worry about it.
About time someone posted the right answer.
My body beats the shit out of salmonella.
Have been to many countries even 3rd world in Asia, I have never seen anyone got salmonella from raw eggs in my life
Sam 'n' Ella? Who are they?
Have you not heard?
That's really cute, what restaurant?
That's a wiener not hen.
Salmonella from eggs is incredibly rare
>pasteurized eggs
The chi in the rice kamehameha wave the egg.
they have a strict protocol for egg production, from laying > handling > packaging > distro
salmonella is still one of the biggest food poisonings there but it's extremely rare apparently
The heat from the rice kills the salmonella
the salmonella from the egg heats the rice
the risk of salmonella is overexaggerated but still real
In the US yes, because the US doesn't vaccinate their hen population.
Japan has vaccinated their Hens for generations now, so there is basically no appreciable risk.
What a load of shit. I have 60 free range chickens that don't even have a coop. They ignored the coop I made for them and sleep in trees so eventually I demolished the coop
I would never violate any of my birds with a vaccine, and I drink their raw eggs all the time. My current record is 31 in one day
My eggs are raw, unpasteurized, from vaccine free hens and I'm in perfect health just like my birds
I'm pretty certain he's referring to commercial egg farming conditions, but right on Mr. Chickenman.
I eat raw eggs all the time in america
it really isnt that big a deal
Rate of salmonella in Japan is ~1/10th of America, ironically. So our factories are dirty and not thoroughly cleaned.
American salmonella is mostly from poorly washed pre packaged salad and >pork from pigs that lived off ground up plastic and seed oils.
is american salmonella more powerful than europoor salmonella?
No, it's not folded 2000x
Alright, so salmonella is not a thing in my country so I don't really care, but what in the hell would compel me to start eating raw egg?
salmonella isn't a universal constant for eggs. It was a thing that came up a few times 30 years ago and stupid people who were told "don't eat uncooked eggs" ignored the why and thought it was a permanent thing.
Raw eggs are fine most of the time.
What's next? Cook all raw fruits and veggies because it grows on manure or some shit fingers picked them?
British eggs are free from salmonella
The cook from the bacteria heats the pasteurisation
US eggs are stored for much longer and distributed to a much larger market so they need refridgeration by the time they reach the customer.
Japan is a tiny island nation which lacks the massive cold storage or an entire hemisphere to supply food for. The eggs are simply more recently laid.
I tried this once, and it was genuinely disgusting.
> pasteurized eggs
What third world shithole do you live in?
The movie Heat is pretty good
Higher food safety standards, and even in the US salmonella is a meme. I drink raw eggs all the time.
the heat of the mouth cooks the egg
The heat of the chopsticks cooks the egg.
eggs don't necessary always come with salmonella
Weak-minded people have weak-minded bodies.
yeah frick that simpleton Hawkings
The egg from the egg eggs the eggs
salmonella is a meme and you're a gay loser if you get it
the heat from my ass cooks the egg
>they don't know that I am eating my fifth galon of tartare biftek.
The seethe from this post cooks the egg
I hope you seething complaining morons realize that every bump you give him gives him more motivation to make another egg thread.
The (you) from the post feeds the troll