jiro memes of sushi

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    apparently he serves white gaijin lower quality cuts because they can't tell the difference anyways.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Quick, someone post the webm of that s0yboy foodie admonishing his fellow gaijin for violating the all-important sanctity of the restaurant that literally only serves rice and raw seafood.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eat at home if you want to act like a lout.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a good movie. I think on balance it's been bad for what I hesitatingly call "sushi culture."

      Eat at home if you want to act like a lout.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is basically every "high end" restaurant and you're just supposed to eat it like the moronic chef made it.
        Everyone's taste is different unless you're in an expensive restaurant and want to pretend that everyone has to like the same slop.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can say soy here, newbie pol tourist.

      • 2 weeks ago
        sage

        Culinaly actually, but thanks nerd

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a good movie. I think on balance it's been bad for what I hesitatingly call "sushi culture."

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I kind of got turned off when he's talked about how he pretty much ignored his family in pursuit of mastering sushi

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        His sons worked with him so he was always close by I think his eldest just recently mastered the omelette - the tamago (20 years for that)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          wow, sounds like the japs know how to exploit labour AND make the moronic jap happy while doing it. not bad!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >waaaahhh! my daddy wadn't dere to hold my 20yo hand

        His sons worked with him so he was always close by I think his eldest just recently mastered the omelette - the tamago (20 years for that)

        The EGG!

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is sushi really that hard to master?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much anything can be "hard to master" if you define it a certain way. I'm sure you can more-or-less effectively wipe your ass but are you sure you really have it down to a science? You probably do it in a way that isn't completely efficient as far as minimizing toilet paper consumption and irritation to the skin, you probably even miss a spot once in a while. If you haven't thoroughly addressed issues like this, you haven't mastered it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Easy to learn, hard to master.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bullshit

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >FIVE HUNRID DORRAR GAIJAN YOU PAY

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've read somewhere that he made it a members only club (he "lost" his Michelin stars because of that, because you have to be accessible to the public if you want those stars) because too many people started showing up and he hated the long lines in front of his tiny restaurant. I never checked if that's true or not, but it sounds like something that he would do to preserve the holy sanctity of raw fish on rice

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >stupid gaijinoids ruined it for everyone else
      Frick.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was mostly because he's gotten too old and all the new customers were blocking his longterm ones.

      Kind of surprised Culinaly keeps simping for a gaijin-hating war criminal anyway.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think a lot of people consider him absurd and a bit of a joke

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't he die like a few years ago? I vaguely remember the documentary mentioning his son would take over the place or something so I suppose you can still technically eat Jiro sushi.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Very rushed you eat 20 pieces of sushi in 45 minutes then you are out of there not relaxing at all.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sushi is considered fast food in my country

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        here have a (you) what country might that be?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          New Zealand

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He didn’t try that shit with Obama and Shinzo Abe though. In fact Obama didn’t even finish.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        At least Obama didn't barf all over the prime minister.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > I've seen things you people wouldn't berieve. Raw fish off the shoulder of cheap riceballs. I watched gaijin's money gritter in the dark near the my restaurant gate. All those moments will be rost in time, rike my dreams of sushi. Time to tip.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >almost 100 years old
      >was actively working at 97
      Is sushi good for you?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No but only drinking tea and water and daily morning calisthenics is the secret if you want to actually live that long along with having some kind of purpose and reason to live, even if that purpose is just really good sushi.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >daily morning calisthenics
          Welp, guess I'm dying at 60.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There are about 500 types of seafood that can be made into sushi in Japan.
    Each seafood must be cooked in a way that is suitable for it or it will be spoiled.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They all taste like fish tho

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is he still alive? I think that dude said he was 94 in the film and i think last I watched it was 10 years ago

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's 98, son took over the restaurant last year.
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jiro_Ono_(chef)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Does Obama still dine there?

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jiro nightmares of ass rape

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Andrew Schulz said the fish tasted rotten.

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