kinda drunk. gonna make a green chili. watch along will ya.

kinda drunk. gonna make a green chili. watch along will ya.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    those tomatos are RRAAAWWW

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tomatillos

      What are going to do with the pork?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they're a part of the dish. anyhow, im gonna broil these. the thin peppers are seranos.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nice. How hot is the chili verde with serranos? I make mine with Anaheim chilis and jalapenos and it's not spicy at all, I want a little more heat in mine.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Looks goods, what kind of peppers did you char?

        >Tomatillos
        Wish I could get those here easily, the only ones available are canned ones (and pricy). Might need to start growing them myself if I want to make fresh salsa Verde

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the charred ones are poblanos. just tossed them onto the stove.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Thought so, looks very good all in all.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    gonna brown up the first batch of pork. its just pork shoulder cut into cubes. salt and pepper.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Whatcha been drinking?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      started with some scotch, ending with some red wine. browned the pork and got some nice browning in the pot. now im gonna puree the vegies and get them going.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    now for the boring part. got everything pureed and into the pot with some chicken stock, coarsely chopped cilantro, and half a tall boy of coors. going to toss in the pork when it gets to a nice simmer.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >coors
      All you had to do was get a modello.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pork is in, add a few pinches of dominican oregano and a squeeze of sour orange. im gonna let it simmer for 45 minutes or so then finish it covered in the oven for about 30. if this thread dies by then ill find another to lost results in.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What are you paring it with?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        tortillas and roasted corn on the cob. i have some nice watercress and radishes i want to make a salad with also.

        that was the plan but the nearest deli by me was all out. it was either coors, bud, or sapporo.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      make 1/3 of this and pour it over a fried rice and fresh mushrooms.
      very nice, anon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        not a bad idea. i set aside some of the puree and i have some old rice in the fridge.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      where the beans at

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        aint no beans in chile verde. as far as i know anyhow.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Mark Harmon's not looking good

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That salsa verde is looking hella good anon.you might want to go downtown for some tostadas, actual mexican beans and crema
      booooyyyyy my mouth is getting all watery already

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Where did you get the sour orange? Is there a Mexican place near you? You in the south?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    its coming along nicely. this is one of the fattier, more sinewy pieces if pork. the collagen and fat have broken down into a nice gelatinous consistency.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Potentially the best bread in all Culinaly as of right now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed, actual cooking content! We can’t get tomatillos where I am, I’ve never even seen them in person. It looks like this is gonna finally be some good fricking food. Thanks chillibro.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Based chilibro

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    thanks for the feedback anons. skimmed the fat, its coming along very nicely.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fug posted the wrong pic

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Looking good anon might make chili Verde tonight myself

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Where's the monkey head?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Uma Delicia!

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is chili verde(green) because of the green chilis or the green tomatoes?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you take the green tomatoes, (they have to be GREEN TOMATOES) and you blend them up, (watch out they get spicy). and you slop the chikum in the tatoes. then you make mexibread "tortugas". then you have mexican soup eat with sprinkled doritos on top! (cool ranch is the best)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i imagine it's because of both.

        thanks y'all, but i draw the conclusion to green tomatoes because of why else use green tomatoes and call it salsa verde. regular salsa would be red tomatoes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i imagine it's because of both.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    and there you have it folks. its reduced by about half now and the flavors are all popping. im gonna pass out now but ill post pics of the dinner spread if theres a dinner thread up later or something. if not ill make one myself. cheers.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      okay that looks like shit. why are we acting like this guys verde stew is "based" and "popping" i feel like this nerd has been promoting and samegayging his whole thread.. ib4: "NOWAY IM TOTALLY DIFFERENT PEOPLE"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Learn to cook femboy

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          this isn't cooking its a fricking stew. you heated things for long time to get loose meat and veg. this isn't impressive and the fact you think it is, is sad as frick man.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Lol stew is easy as frick but you still get filtered by it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >stew isn't cooking
            awful bait attempt or you're moronic

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              its cooking if you're 12...

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            its cooking if you're 12...

            Man I rarely get triggered on here, but as a chef you fkin mongo couldnt be more wrong.
            You can spot a good chef by his stews and sauces. Not by his fkin japanese 1000times folded cucumber cutting technique.
            Start cooking for yourself and dont talk out of your ass because you watched a few yt videos you delusional McHuman.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              throwing shit inna pot and waiting is not cooking dude. I bet you think microwaving is cooking too huh. nice LARP about being a chef though

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                either too moronic to exist or trolling.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >gud shevs make da stew, i sawd it on a yotub

              who the frick said anything about the japanese you dumb dork. NOBODY HAS EVER JUDGED A CHEF ON THE QUALITY OF THEIR STEWS YOU LOSER HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        jesus christ youre such a fricking loser.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Jesus christ you're so moronic it makes me feel bad for you. I'm not even the guy talking shit about the chile verde yet I'm the one who posted 2 of the messages coming up in your screen. Then again your STUPID PHONE APP shows messages wrongly grouped and you have the audacity to come here talking shit relying on a phone app to read this shitty board?

          I can't express enough how much you need to have a nice day. You're literally an incarnated mistake of a human being and need to stop breathing as soon as possible.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          how is your life? you are this excited over another persons acknowledgment of your mediocre efforts.you did a bad job and you should feel bad. we don't like you, we aren't friends. if you want a safe space go to facebook you little b***h. also, learn to cook.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            shut up you dork holy shit lol

            looks pretty great OP, thanks for sharing. I got into making soups/stews recently and was surprised that it's the same basic 5 steps before you switch them up (beef stew and crab bisque starting off basically the exact same for example).

            Haven't gotten into chili just yet but just glancing over your ingredients, I know I could make this too, I'm gonna wing it and see how I do. Thanks for the idea!

            thanks. yeah, stews and soups are great because of that. i was originally going to make this chili with chicken thighs but the pork shoulder was on sale. its really simple but the fresh ingredients go a long way.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          lol actual phone poster

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            is this how you post from your kitchen?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              are you a woman confined to the kitchen?
              do you only have access to internet there?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ok next time ill cook from my desk then.

                Where did you get the sour orange? Is there a Mexican place near you? You in the south?

                nah, east coast. local super market. they carry a lot of latino/hispanic products.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i'd focus on cooking first
                i don't do both; internet doesnt have priority

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                cool. next time lurk more and learn how cook along threads work.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ah, yeah there are. It's weird getting authentic Mexican food in New England. I'll have to look the next time I'm at a Mexican place. It's a bottle, right?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i get the actual fruit. they're great for marinades. just some garlic, salt, oregano, cumin, and the orange goes a long way.

                Nice. How hot is the chili verde with serranos? I make mine with Anaheim chilis and jalapenos and it's not spicy at all, I want a little more heat in mine.

                it's spicy but it's not crazy. pretty balanced.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I will have to go hunting for them. I've got my chili blend down, smoked paprika, chipotle, ancho, and a little chocolate.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I dream of getting the actual fruit. Good to know they export. Thanks!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT FROM A BUTT

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      looks great anon!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would have added white beans or hominy but you do you

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        why do you fricking morons have to insist on beans. why. every time there's a fricking chili, you literal braindead beanfricks come crawling out of the woodworks to scream BUT WHAT ABOUT THE BEANS? WHERE ARE THE BEANS? just frick off already, we get it, if you make a chili, you're going to put beans into it because it's extremely, extremely important to you to the point that you'll be a sassy little passive aggressive b***h on Culinaly about it. we get it. now, shut the frick up about it. just imagine the beans. imagine there are just so many beans in there. look at the picture of the nice thing op made, and imagine so many fricking beans in there that you feel like a naughty little girl. then go and hide yourself away to tug your little pecker whispering "bush's.... hormel....." to yourself until you shame your entire family line all over yourself, and in the post nut clarity I hope you think to yourself "hey maybe people don't actually care about beans the way that I do".

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          HOLY FRICK YOURE MAD AT BEANS LOL

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            idk what anons problem is lmao.

            ok so now im making a white cheddar mac and cheese with red bell pepper, serranos, red onion, and some bacon. this'll be one of the sides along with a salad.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gross.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wooooooooooow next you should make rachel rays pozole lol. heres some shit you can add to the top, radishes cause, you know mexico. fritos cause you love the maseca flavor, mijo, and some tajin. lmao damn dude, you should see if juarez has any culinary schools, hone your skills homie, safest place to get that degree.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        "THIS IS MY STEW NOT YOURS"

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >didn't dry brine his pork
    ngmi

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    looks pretty great OP, thanks for sharing. I got into making soups/stews recently and was surprised that it's the same basic 5 steps before you switch them up (beef stew and crab bisque starting off basically the exact same for example).

    Haven't gotten into chili just yet but just glancing over your ingredients, I know I could make this too, I'm gonna wing it and see how I do. Thanks for the idea!

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >could have had chili verde yesterday but decided steak mexicana
    no, not like this

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    final spread. drinking with rhe boys now. cheers everybody.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      id devour all that

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    that's not a bad name for the meal. ill start a restaurant and sell that kind of food to your parents and tell them its authentic african food or something.

    I will have to go hunting for them. I've got my chili blend down, smoked paprika, chipotle, ancho, and a little chocolate.

    hell yeah. i use a little chocolate in my black beans.

    I dream of getting the actual fruit. Good to know they export. Thanks!

    no problem anon. they beat out lemon or lime by miles imo.

    id devour all that

    it was a great meal. everyone was happy and satisfied. it was a warm evening so the salad was especially nice.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good thread, OP. Here's some chili verde I made a while back.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nice and hearty. ive never made refried beans but ill try it next time. i might make a frito pie or something even.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no joke, you are straight dog shit at cooking my man. you shouldnt be acting so high and mighty. i have seen that MRE bro eat more appetizing looking food, holy shit man.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    haha he really do post white as frick and getting shook over boiled meat. lmao

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    haha he really do post white as frick and getting shook over boiled meat. lmao

    same autistic guy, wow dude...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      naw we all just laughing at you

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You guys had never had real non-chipotle-american-aberration real mexican food right? It's puerco en salsa verde (GREEN CHILI LOLOLOL), pork on green sauce.
    Look it up moronad that's exactly like what real the salsa verde dish looks like you fake advertisment ADHD mcdonalds obssessed goblins

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      inb4 "goback2mexico"

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