>lets open a restaurant that only sells cereal!

>lets open a restaurant that only sells cereal!

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    let's open a restaurant that only sells bumps of coke off a prostitute's ass!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd like to make a reservation please

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      shut up and take my money

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would rather a preteens DFC

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Based me too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Million dollar idea right here

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Failed

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The weird thing is that it seems people just get normal bowls they can at stores. I think that's the first pic of one of those with a foreign brand. You'd think they'd make crazy combos or add ins too.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >foreign brand
      where? the Oreo cereal? you can get that anywhere not just Korea

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how do people end up like that?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      soy and dildo's

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they didn't get bullied enough as children, so these degenerate behaviors proliferated during adulthood

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They're still small business owners while you're most likely a wagie. By the laws of capitalism they're better people than you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We used to beat people up for doing shit like this and it kept those homosexuals in check.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bad parenting

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not bullied enough plus a lot of weed and eating a lot of soy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Soylent

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      a lack of humility i suppose

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is that Freddy mercury? Lmao what a homosexual. This gay def has monkeypox on his butthole.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      didn’t easy e get aids from him or something

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, some guy had him stabbed with a needle

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Based Anal c**t enjoyer

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    phthalates caused this

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    And they stole that idea from a failed chain restaurant in America called "Cereality." I went to one. For the price of a bowl of cereal, I could just buy a fricking box of that shit PLUS milk to go with it.
    >but muh toppings!
    Nobody cares, as made evident by the fact that all locations failed except, I think, the one in... Tempe, Arizona, I think? Or was it Flagstaff? Somewhere in that shitty, shitty state.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why are you still seething about a meme story from 2014

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      op here
      I make this thread every once in a while to poke fun at hipsters and their "stores". Head to Astoria in NYC some time. There's plenty of shops like this, like a store selling only hot sauce on some 10k / month rent property.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        is that to set buildings on fire or something?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        We have a store that sells kind of maybe mostly hot sauce where I live. The walls, the counters, the middle row shelves, all loading with bottles of various hot sauces. idk how much they actually make in hot sauce sales as I'm sure the pizza is what keeps them afloat. Yeah. They're a pizza joint. One that has a selection of a hundred something or more of hot sauces to sell at you.
        Is this place in Queens anything like that or is it literally just hot sauce and hot sauce alone?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Is this place in Queens anything like that or is it literally just hot sauce and hot sauce alone?
          Just hot sauce and its probably long gone as I haven't been to Astoria in like a year.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >makes the same thread over and over again

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Just as there was a day where your parents picked you up for the last time, there was a day where OWG made his last post.
          We didn't realize it at the time, but looking back we wish we could remember it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you sound like a fricking loser

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This man and his clone's restaurant will die in a month

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This would be a significantly cooler concept if it included a milk sommelier and a curated selection of varying milks from dog milk, and human milk, to at least 6 different types of cow milk.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    UK, bro.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    this picture is so american

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There was a place like this in my hometown in 2010ish. I would always get reeses puff with reeses pieces in it. Very overpriced and only lasted a couple years

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are these places just for zoomers and millennials that are too pussy to go to an actual bar?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No it's for millennials to remmenise over their childhoods and for zoomers to post pics of on instagram and snapchat.
      In both cases they'll go once and never return.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you were to open a moronic restaurant, what would you open?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't there already a literally moronic restaurant? IIRC, it's a bakery/cafe called "Brownies and Downies." All the workers have Down Syndrome.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah that's real. I live right near it, in the southern Netherlands. Should I go, bros? I wanna support people with Downs being in society but I don't know if I trust them to handle my food.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sure they try very hard to overcome the stigmas people have about their condition.
          I worked at a bakery while at uni. Out of all of us, the hardest worker was the Down syndrome guy. He always showed up, was always on time, always did every single step in baking our breads to the letter and did so quickly, efficiently, neatly and safely. Literally the perfect worker. Really put us non-tards to shame.
          There was also this cute romance between him and another moron (dunno what she had, but not Down syndrome) who worked at a pet store around the corner. They met somehow, idk the story, but by the time I stopped working there, they had moved in together and were engaged. I really do hope they wound up happy and fulfilled. If anyone deserves that, those two 'tards definitely do.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Brownies and Downies
        Holy fricking kek

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lmfao based

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    these people look homosexual

    also i don't eat in places which allow workers to display visible tattoos, icky

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >i don't eat in places which allow workers to display visible tattoos
      Based beyond comprehension. Tattoos = dirty and lower class, which also equals dirty.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What a horrible idea

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    White peoples were a mistake

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Posting a picture of the truck you just robbed
    Do nogs really?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No way these things didn't eat their own dick when covid came around. Not like this shit would get ordered on one of those delivery apps.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'll take a bowl of Tropicana Crunch, please. It's the first cereal served with OJ, you know? So don't milk it up, ya muck!

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