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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would honestly rather be fat than Australian

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you could be both

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Truly a fate worse than death

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        as chained alice once said, 'i'd feel better dead'

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it also makes me a very good boat captain

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Rum.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      a glass of starboard?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    way too sweet. bought it by accident because it was in the sherry section. You can't cook with that shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      dumbass

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i bought marsala for the first time ever earlier this year and i've been using it to drink and cook but i'm running out. i don't have an italian store so close to my new place so i assumed i could freely substitute it with any port/sherry stuff i can find at the supermarket. i see i was wrong.
      pic related is the most common type i usually see, is that fine? i pretty much only use the marsala for sauces, to sip on alongside dessert and a couple of capfuls in tiramisu cream and coffee

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i don't think so? I'm 5'6" 115lbs and i drink a glass every night after work, and have been for years.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >5'6
      I'm so sorry.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it's okay, if i was any taller I'd have a hard time at work and i like my women taller than me.

        Please be a woman

        nope, sorry anon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Please be a woman

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        of course it is, theyre drinking port

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Let me guess, you drink the "manlier" whisky or some tastelet shit like that?

          way too sweet. bought it by accident because it was in the sherry section. You can't cook with that shit.

          You can, port reduction steak sauce is great.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lack of self control makes you fat, ya dingus

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Alcohol is for losers.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's why they call you "portly."

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just spent way to much money on pic rel and I don't even know anyone besides my dad who knows port enough to share it with
    Any port enjoyers below 40 on Culinaly?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      forgot pic

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Show a glass of it lad, I love me ports and madeiras simple as.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I’m 21 and like em

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    'ate thin potations
    love me port
    simple as

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I brought a bottle of port to a rowdy college thanksgiving my friend was hosting once. Drank the whole thing over the night. Absolutely worst hangover I’ve ever had. Never again

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    port is fricking nasty.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tastelets need no reply

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >is delicious
    I don’t drink it often but I frickin love port

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