>meat is the most shoplifted item in a grocery store
Why would someone shoplift such a low calorie food? Why not like lentils or something
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>meat is the most shoplifted item in a grocery store
It's not calories, it's price.
it's returned or sold for cash to buy fentanyl or steel reserve
Good value to weight ratio If I had to guess. Also I'm pretty sure the most shoplifted thing is alcohol.
I doubt that, usually the really valuable alcohol is locked behind glass or a counter, and the other stuff doesn't have good weight/value ratio. Most of the people stealing alcohol are people too young to buy it.
My guess is batteries
Why would anyone post such low calorie bait?
>lentils
Because animal protein is the highest quality macronutrient. Even idiots know this. buttholes have made some serious strides in recent years rewriting objective reality, but they won't be able to with meat. With meat they have to price people out or forcefully take it away. People will take it back.
lentils are so cheap that is it even shoplifting if you take some without paying?
not even joking i was inventory management at Walmart and the two most stolen things were DVDs and imitation crab
Why imitation crab?? That shit sucked.
Imitation crab meat anon over at Culinaly may have had answers.
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idk but one tome a chick in a wheelchair tried to ram through the pharmacy door...and failed then grabbed a bag of imitation crab and rolled around and ate it then she tried to hid it in the bathroom trash under her soiled diaper
I worked at whole foods for a bit. our most lifted item far and away was cheese
not going to lie when i was 13yo i stole a block of sharp cheddar and bit a few chunks off the block then left it on the shelves of my friends house and his lesbian aunt/maid found it and was like wtf??? and he blamed on me and i said idk he's probably on drugs
Because most people don't shoplift for survival. Meat is expensive relative to volume too, making it easier to shoplift compared to a bag of dried lentils.
Have you never looted in Oblivion?
Why are we pretending lentils have more calories than meat when the opposite is true? I'm not getting the joke here.
>Why not like lentils
Because they taste shit
t. lentil farmer with 800 ton still on hand
>Why would someone shoplift such a low calorie food?
how to say you're moronic without saying it.
You can survive on an only meat diet, but not on a lentils only diet.
The complete fricking opposite is true you moron
I've never shoplifted meat. I just get it at an extremely convenient discount.
A five-finger discount! ahaha 😀
cheese is the most shoplifted.
people don't sholife lentils because they are so cheap to begin with
I don't know how to tell you this but non-autistic people don't worry about shit like calorie content when selecting foods
how do people shoplift shit anyways? i have no idea how the store sensor things know and i'd piss myself every time
>tote bag
>put small item in
>walk out
>or pocket it
>or just blatantly walk out with it (can only do this once)
how would that work? do small items not have security?
Apparently my israeliteel was working with CPD to build a case against a guy who'd shoplift a bunch of meat and then resell it to restaurants.
I was taught as a child that the meat has the most value.