My husband keeps trying to get me to eat beans, but they give me gas. Is there a way to prepare them that prevents this?

My husband keeps trying to get me to eat beans, but they give me gas. Is there a way to prepare them that prevents this?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just keep eating beans until they stop giving you gas.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eat the beans, embrace the braps

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He wants you to eat a giant plate of beans and sit on his face, stupid.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a guy

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Then I assume that he wants his gay husband's fat sweaty ass pressed down on his face

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think some seasonings can aid digestion to reduce gas, otherwise just take a gas x or somehting

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BEANS BEANS
    THE MAGICAL FRUIT
    THE MORE EAT THE MORE YOU TOOT
    THE MORE YOU TOOT THE BETTER YOU FEEL
    SO EAT SOME BEANS WITH EVERY MEAL

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't fart any more than normal when I eat beans.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That means the bacteria in your digestive system is better at breaking down the sugars in beans. If you eat beans regularly and other foods with similar types of harder to digest sugars then you can stop getting gas after a while when your gut flora adapts. Same thing can happen with lactose in milk, probiotics, etc.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Frick off. Digesting milk is superior white genes and nothing else.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Some parts of Africa and the Middle East have higher rates of lactase persistence like Europe.

            But my point was that even if you're not lactose intolerant, if you don't drink milk for a long time then start drinking big cups of it, you could have trouble digesting it until your body readjusts to you consuming it again. A lot of people on Culinaly have said they had issues with drinking milk until they started with small amounts and worked their way up.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like my grandma's version better

      Beans beans, good for the heart
      The more you eat the more you fart
      The more you fart the better you feel
      So eat some beans with every meal

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this is the real version, anyone using the other version is a pussy who is too scared to say the f word (fart)

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this is the real version, anyone using the other version is a pussy who is too scared to say the f word (fart)

        Hello there people with no understanding of comedy.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the word fart is funny

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no anon there is not

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pic related works for me.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Beano is the correct answer. It's actually very clever; it's basically just the one enzyme your body is missing that helps to digest beans. Take some according to package directions and it should relieve your bean-related discomfort.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Soak overnight with 1tsp of baking soda in the water per pound of beans. This will cut way down on the farts and cut way down on the cooking time.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    With poison so he never serves you them again

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have you considered making Texas chili? Sound like you have plenty of beans on hand.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    No
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    to be found

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe he wants you to fart? Have you ever thought of that? You should try walking past him and casually ripping ass. See how farty that fartbox can get. Noisy little boom tube. You like to fart, don't you? Share that sharty morsel with the man. Just stand next to him, spread your ass cheeks and blast.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Leave them in the tin and shove it up your arse

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does he eat them as well?

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    beano and include pipicha in the meal

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you cook them?
    If you soak dry beans then cook them, pour off the soaking liquid and cook in fresh water
    I mostly use canned beans and never had a problem with farts

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ferment them. All of that bubbly gunk on the surface is what would've launched out of your ass.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is your husband obsessed with feeding you beans just tell him you don't like them moids are insane

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >immediately nag him about it instead of attempting to seek out a good solution first

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't like beans they give me gas
        Is not nagging

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you loved him you'd attempt to non-gas the beans before giving up on the beans.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why is it even necessary to eat beans

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              tastes goodman

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So does msg

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nothing wrong with msg and I'll add it to the beans

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Eat all the soymami beans you want just leave them off my plate

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    good evening dear anons. i am leaving this image here because it seems somewhat relevant to the conversation. *snickers*

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you i can't get beaned today i have to be at a wedding

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