My husband keeps trying to get me to eat beans, but they give me gas. Is there a way to prepare them that prevents this?
My husband keeps trying to get me to eat beans, but they give me gas. Is there a way to prepare them that prevents this?
My husband keeps trying to get me to eat beans, but they give me gas. Is there a way to prepare them that prevents this?
just keep eating beans until they stop giving you gas.
Eat the beans, embrace the braps
He wants you to eat a giant plate of beans and sit on his face, stupid.
It's a guy
Then I assume that he wants his gay husband's fat sweaty ass pressed down on his face
I think some seasonings can aid digestion to reduce gas, otherwise just take a gas x or somehting
BEANS BEANS
THE MAGICAL FRUIT
THE MORE EAT THE MORE YOU TOOT
THE MORE YOU TOOT THE BETTER YOU FEEL
SO EAT SOME BEANS WITH EVERY MEAL
I don't fart any more than normal when I eat beans.
That means the bacteria in your digestive system is better at breaking down the sugars in beans. If you eat beans regularly and other foods with similar types of harder to digest sugars then you can stop getting gas after a while when your gut flora adapts. Same thing can happen with lactose in milk, probiotics, etc.
Frick off. Digesting milk is superior white genes and nothing else.
Some parts of Africa and the Middle East have higher rates of lactase persistence like Europe.
But my point was that even if you're not lactose intolerant, if you don't drink milk for a long time then start drinking big cups of it, you could have trouble digesting it until your body readjusts to you consuming it again. A lot of people on Culinaly have said they had issues with drinking milk until they started with small amounts and worked their way up.
I like my grandma's version better
Beans beans, good for the heart
The more you eat the more you fart
The more you fart the better you feel
So eat some beans with every meal
this is the real version, anyone using the other version is a pussy who is too scared to say the f word (fart)
Hello there people with no understanding of comedy.
the word fart is funny
no anon there is not
Pic related works for me.
Beano is the correct answer. It's actually very clever; it's basically just the one enzyme your body is missing that helps to digest beans. Take some according to package directions and it should relieve your bean-related discomfort.
Soak overnight with 1tsp of baking soda in the water per pound of beans. This will cut way down on the farts and cut way down on the cooking time.
With poison so he never serves you them again
Have you considered making Texas chili? Sound like you have plenty of beans on hand.
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No
>breasts or GTFO
to be found
why would we ask for manboobs?
Maybe he wants you to fart? Have you ever thought of that? You should try walking past him and casually ripping ass. See how farty that fartbox can get. Noisy little boom tube. You like to fart, don't you? Share that sharty morsel with the man. Just stand next to him, spread your ass cheeks and blast.
Leave them in the tin and shove it up your arse
Does he eat them as well?
beano and include pipicha in the meal
How do you cook them?
If you soak dry beans then cook them, pour off the soaking liquid and cook in fresh water
I mostly use canned beans and never had a problem with farts
Ferment them. All of that bubbly gunk on the surface is what would've launched out of your ass.
Why is your husband obsessed with feeding you beans just tell him you don't like them moids are insane
>immediately nag him about it instead of attempting to seek out a good solution first
>I don't like beans they give me gas
Is not nagging
If you loved him you'd attempt to non-gas the beans before giving up on the beans.
Why is it even necessary to eat beans
tastes goodman
So does msg
nothing wrong with msg and I'll add it to the beans
Eat all the soymami beans you want just leave them off my plate
good evening dear anons. i am leaving this image here because it seems somewhat relevant to the conversation. *snickers*
Frick you i can't get beaned today i have to be at a wedding