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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Chinese

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He still has good arms but he looks like he lost quite a bit of mass. I wonder if he got sick again.
      >he couldn't get himself to eat the first ration
      lmao

      For me, it's the jawlet cope beard.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >yes it's that guy

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is that Gavin McInnes from 30 years ago?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >>yes it's that guy

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He still has good arms but he looks like he lost quite a bit of mass. I wonder if he got sick again.
    >he couldn't get himself to eat the first ration
    lmao

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The hypoxia bar seems nice

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    looking pretty rough and twitchy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >men don't hit the w-

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah no kidding, when he was chomping on that anti hypoxia bar he seemed to be increasingly out of breath. Hope he's ok

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's a smoker, so it's only to be expected that his lungs aren't top notch.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He can smoke my dick anytime

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Hypoxia bar makes you out of breath
        That's Chinese quality for ya

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      From Nordic demigod to
      Bulgarian plummer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My theory is that he got addicted to meth after eating Nazi Panzer chocolate and now he smokes crack cocaine

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >hands visibly shaking
        "Th-these pills will of course be donated to a museum"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also , wtf is going on with his hairline? He looks like a bald guy wearing a baseball cap.
      He looks like shit, but I'll still face frick him into oblivion.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        normal hairline
        I believe zoomzooms think they will look 15 forever

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its over

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So, he is a methead?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, his body is simply constantly fighting to survive all the old stuff he keeps eating. He hasn't eaten a fresh meal in years.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dude barely even ate the MRE he just played around with it the entire Ep. I think after enough Chinese MRE's he's just mentally accepted all of these are garbage and Xi funds them and gives them out hoping it'll just cull the poor out of existence

    Even still kind of a boring Ep doesnt Steve usually upload videos in sets of 2?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NICE. Although it's to the point where when Steve posts I'm more happy that as it's proof he's still alive
    >Chinese MRE

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the best place to buy MREs in north america?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lol this one was hilarious. Steve is a funny guy.

    What's the actual story on the last pla he ate? Heard he was literally admitted to hospital.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick would he ever eat another Chinese one?
    Steve, please take care of yourself. Just eat some more stuff from the American civil war instead.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    does he speak chinese or smthg

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      steve can read every language but cant speak any of them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you ever need to translate something and you don't/aren't able to type it into a translation website, take a picture of it and use google lens on your phone. If it's on your computer, take a screen shot and copy and paste the picture directly into the google search bar. If you don't have your phone with you, you can also go directly into google translate, click on the 'input method' and go to handwriting and write out the words/characters themselves. There are also FOSS alternatives that don't track and record everything you do, which I highly recommend.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really like his room. Really reminds me of the 90s and 00s.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, I love rooms with shelves full of random shit, posters on the wall etc. maybe because my mom never allowed any clutter in our rooms growing up.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    frick off, steve

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he is homosexsual.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He is not looking too good

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based Steve always wins because he passes the "would you have a beer with..." test. Being actually likeable is more difficult than cooking, and nobody is hanging out with Little Jimmy Alt or the other usual Youtube suspects unless it's part of some HR-mandated diversity exercise. Steve's OC is one of the reasons that we even bother visiting Youtube in 2024 despite the adblocker warnings and propaganda, and it's going to get real interesting when more creators realize that other platforms can be more profitable. (I think Youtube is already approaching Facebook on the boomeriritis scale. For me it was already over after Mike Derrick switched from Youtube to Thrubin, we get pretty much all of our new recipes from Mike Derrick now, and his Thrubin channel supports Z4 downloads, which Youtube DOES NOT even in 2024 ffs.)

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the perpetual food poisoning is gradually taking over his body

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He has this weird shake on his hands that really worries me, and now he looking like a cancer patient is not any better

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he's probably an alcoholic

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you guys think Steve eats ass? When his partner farts or queefs , do you think he takes a whiff and says "nice hiss'"? He seems like a pole smoker to me.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What mres do to a motherfricka

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn I thought it was a meme but he looks like shit in this vid what happened. He was looking downright luxurious last year in comparison.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Steve thread is still up after a day.
    Nice. Seems that jannie got fired.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Expatriation date: February 20, 2011
    >It has a 30 thirty month shelf life
    >It's probably just fine...
    Never change Steve

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's used to MREs from first world countries that are reliably still good after 80 years

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let's get this thread out onto the front page.

    *submits post*

    Nice hiss.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >kino
    >its not actually that kino

    Please stop ruining words

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      stop being gay first

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How many times has he poisoned himself now?
    I remember that MRE from WWI made him super sick.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      IIRC the Chinese, Polish and Ukrainian rations made him sick several times, with the Chinese one being almost lethal

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He just not use to gutter oil

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