>nooooooo it's 30% more expensive than mcdonalds and uses 50% better ingredients and doesn't have a drivethru!!!

>nooooooo it's 30% more expensive than mcdonalds and uses 50% better ingredients and doesn't have a drivethru!!! how can this happen????

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    only time i've been there i waited 20 minutes for a tiny, cold sandwich and tiny bag of cold fries. got my $15 back and went somewhere else

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    mom makes it better and for free

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >30% more expensive
    >50% better ingredients
    105% of your numbers are just made up

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >OP is 100% a homosexual

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    my gf's penis is only 25% gay

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fast food at those goyslop chains is still massively expensive. They forced me to buy a deep fryer. I'm in charge now. Also enables me to make even tastier homemade deep fried snacks. Cheese soufles, filled peppers, onion rings etc.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Enjoy your fried arteries

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fried food doesn't magically become worse when you bypass the goy tax and do it yourself. If anything, it's probably better.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >HOW DARE YOU COME IN SHILL THREAD AND CHALLENGE ME,I WILL NOW USE "NONSENSE I PULLED FROM MY ASS"
        Lame.Sage for generic fast food chain thread

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how do you afford the oil?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's more than 30% expensive when you consider the true cost of McDonalds via the app coupons.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >sell all your data to McGoyslop app for 5% off 1 small fry

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        tell me what's the worst that will happen

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          fricking nothing

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >mcdonald burger
    >$3, 5 max
    >fiveguy burger
    >$14
    did you forget a 0 in your percentage?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      5 guys burgers have 2x 3.3oz patties

      McDonald's closest burger in size would be Tha double quarter pounder.

      McD's Double QP: 8.67

      Five Guys Burger: 13.67

      I mean still way more but McDonald's burgers aren't $3-5

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Five Guys Burger: 13.67
        lol my local place is 17 cents cheaper and has an 8oz patty frick five guys

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All the regional chains in southern California mog five guys in price and ingredients though. Even the sit down joints.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand how five guys stays in business. If I want a cheap fast food burger I would go to in-n-out for one third the price and get a similar quality burger or if I want a fancy burger to eat with my family I would go to a local sit down burger place and get a better quality burger for similar or slightly cheaper than five guys. My point is basically, who the frick is going there?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I grubhub them all the time it costs about the same because I order 3 sandwiches at McDonald’s compared to just one at five guys the burgers are good and the Cajun fries are the best in fast food

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >grubhub
        you simply dgaf about value for money so I don't know why you bothered sharing

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Where I live, a large double quarter pound meal at McDonalds is $11.59
    A cheese burger, fries, and drink at Five Guys is $21

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Five Guys is definitely twice as good quality as Mcdonalds. Its for people with refined palates. Also their 'small' fries is like twice the size of a Mcdonalds large.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well memed

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Aww you haven't been there in at least 5 years but still have an opinon, how cute.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've stated a petition for Preaident Biden to initiate loan forgiveness for Five Guys GrubHub orders. I've been paying off this bacon cheeseburger for years, and I still haven't touched the principal.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    5 guys fries are fricking dogshit

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Mcdonalds quarter pounder is objectively higher quality beef that is seasoned and tastes better. You can also buy two of them for the price of one and combine them to get a double quarter pounder for 4 dollars which is 5 times cheaper than the same meal at 5 gays would cost. Mcdonalds mogs 5 homos so bad it's not even a competition.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are frickin high? 5 goys is a thousand times better than wackdonalds

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        t. the 4th gay

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, but a home cooked meal costs like $3 instead of $20.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ok housewife

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        based housewife

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          God I wish I was a housewife.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Euro here, five guys was the best fast food burger i ate while in USA. Really good burger and a shake and the fries were to die for.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's close to mcdick's regular prices these days. the only decent app deal for me is for mcnuggets

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, you should avoid all of these places, but Five Guys still wins the national fast food chain competition for two reasons:
    >it's the closest to homemade burger & fries (including the sloppiness)
    >the grill is usually open/visible so it's harder for wagies to spit in your food

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's not fast food, it's neither fast nor cheap which are the two pillars of fast food.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        OK, "QSR" then. But no place is cheap anymore, and as for "fast" I've waited over 30 minutes in a badly run drive thru.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why not just make your own burger?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Only reason to eat out is fries, it's not economical or clean to fry at home.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Only reason to eat out is fries, it's not economical or clean to fry at home.
        It's actually more economical to get a large bag of fries from 5 gays than it is to get a burger or a combo meal from them.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Some frozen crinkle cut fries in an air fryer are pretty decent, similar to the retro diner fries.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    their fries are top tier. their burgers are like subway...no matter which toppings you get, it tastes like a big sloppa

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >their fries are top tier
      only if you like your fries both burnt and soggy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        um. you're stupid.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    premium seed oil slop

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They use peanut oil

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        peanuts are seeds

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mcdonald's is already 100% overpriced for the slop it is, which means Five Guys is still 73.3 (repeating of course) percent overpriced.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Want burger
    >Call order into local joint
    >Two well seasoned patties with 2 slices of cheese, bacon, lettuce and tomato, and grilled onions
    >Weird spiral potato wedge things that, when not too thick, are almost the perfect fries. When too thick, it's just a potato wedge
    >Always freshly cooked and usually ready by the time I arrive, when busy maybe a 5 minute wait
    >Better than any fast food or big chain like 5 guys
    >$11.50 plus tax
    I will never understand choosing to pay the same amount, if not more, for lower quality food from some big chain or fast food place ran by convicts and/or high schoolers. It makes zero sense to me.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    five guys has no flavour
    it's the Jollibees of burgers

    Interestingly enough their business model is also to spend profits on viral marketing rather than any kind of seasoning whatsoever

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there's only one five guys in my state and it's a 50 minute drive

    the mcdonalds is 2 minutes away

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >shitty soggy fries
    >bland wad of plain unsalted beef on a mushy bun
    That'll be $27

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it really is so under seasoned

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like how they give you double the fries you'd usually get and throw some extra fries into the bag for good measure so that you can easily split it with a friend.
    >I get the cup, you get the bag
    It's the little things.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    five guys has the worst potatoes by far. they are not even fried twice.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Even still, it's fricking bread, potato, and beef. Selling it for 17 bucks is criminal.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have a local burger place

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was going to make my first ever Culinaly thread, but this has saved me the time. I tried Five guys for the first time ever, and it was really fricking bland. A maccy's double cheeseburger is genuinely better than five guys.

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