>shredded cheese on salad >bottled salad dressing
If you're going to cook your own food, you can make your own dressing. A simple homemade vinaigrette is better than any premade dressing.
Can't speak for OP, but nobody in my family wants to see me make caesar dressing so it's more of an individual thing. If I do make dressing, it's thousand island. Even then that's a rarity because I hate making mayo and I refuse to eat bottled mayo. Tastes like shit.
that handbag has been all over dirty places, dirty floors (putting it on the floor in the toilet stall whilst you take a shit) .... then you put it on your dining table with your food
I just imagine everything women own is covered in their veganal fluid from all of the masterbating they do constantly. I firmly believe that women DO NOT wash their hands after rubbing their clit while driving down the road.
why the frick do ameriKKKans put grated cheese on their salads
Parm I can understand in a Cesar Salad, but that shit?
>*farts directly into your mouth*
Also, everything looks dry as frick
>*farts again, but this time accidentally shits myself*
>*leaves thread embarrassed*
Huh?
>fruit for dinner
OMFG I HATE FAT BASTARDS
He meant the people not the food because they're gross.
Did Russian guy find a new troony gf? Significant upgrade in the food and portion size.
nice grocery store slop
>shredded cheese on salad
>bottled salad dressing
If you're going to cook your own food, you can make your own dressing. A simple homemade vinaigrette is better than any premade dressing.
Can't speak for OP, but nobody in my family wants to see me make caesar dressing so it's more of an individual thing. If I do make dressing, it's thousand island. Even then that's a rarity because I hate making mayo and I refuse to eat bottled mayo. Tastes like shit.
>I refuse to eat bottled mayo
You refuse to eat Hellman's mayo???
I don't give a shit who makes it. Bottled mayo is disgusting.
That looks like the kind of shit some gay would pocket from a cheap wedding.
>Shredded cheddar cheese on salad.
YIKES. WHAT A CIRCUMCISED AMERICAN.
that handbag has been all over dirty places, dirty floors (putting it on the floor in the toilet stall whilst you take a shit) .... then you put it on your dining table with your food
Just imagine how many used tampons are in that thing?
I just imagine everything women own is covered in their veganal fluid from all of the masterbating they do constantly. I firmly believe that women DO NOT wash their hands after rubbing their clit while driving down the road.
that's a man
>knife and fork pointing towards the chair
>knife and fork (alternate parity) pointing towards plate
Those burger patties look weird. They some kinda veggie burgers or something?
I'm glad that I'm not the only one to notice that they were way off looking, maybe they're bug burgers?
>fabric tablecloth but using coasters
>the coasters are made of wood
>burger eater has the steak knife
>steak eater has the kitchen knife
Excellent photo, I love the careful arrangement of D&D books for maximum upboats
Too much food. What are your shits like? Describe them in detail.
Have some respect for your mealtime. Clear the bag, box, books, pill bottles, keys, and sunglasses case from the table.