>Pecan Pie
>Invented in the United States
>Key Lime Pie
>Invented in the United States
>Pumpkin Pie
>Invented in the United States
>Apple Pie
>Invented in England
And the phrase is...?
>Pecan Pie. >Invented in the United States. >Key Lime Pie. >Invented in the United States. >Pumpkin Pie
America won apple pie from the Brits in the War of 1812.
But America lost that war
We never lost a war.
Which is why there are two Koreas, a communist Vietnam and Laos and a democratically run Afghanistan lmao
Which is British. Honestly, I've never seen any Brit cook an apple pie but apple crumble is made for pretty much any occasion. Love it. Add some custard. Proper lush, that.
>He thinks the point of American expeditionary warfare is to spread democracy
It's to kill brown people.
>Koreans are brown
lmao
They're whiter than you are, Pablito.
The whitest thing about Koreans is being unable to maintain sustainable birthrates
Could you repeat that, Pedro? En Ingles, this time. I don't speak Landscaper or Maid.
The idea that a asiatic thinks he is more white than a white American is hilarious.
The fact that Jose-Fernando Hernandez Gonzalez Gomez thinks he's white is hilarious.
t. 56%er MUTT
Seriously is there even any whites left on Culinaly?
Nope, I'm a black man myself
god i wish
>It's to kill brown people
They're still there so unless the mission was specifically to kill a small amount of brown people at great cost and while suffering thousands of losses themselves, america did infact lose those wars
>muh k/d ration
Go take your fat meds Cleetus.
you're brown
Those were special military actions, anon. We haven't been at war since 1945. Almost 100 years of peace!
The Korean War is still active. Communist Vietnam is great, and so are Vietnamese girls. And we were never at war with Afghanistan, but thank god based Biden had the balls to finally pull out.
>I've never seen any Brit cook an apple pie
Apple pie requires much more fiddling around with pastry. Crumble is way easier, and just as popular with everyone eating it.
Notice how Vietnam has shifted to a more westernized, capitalistic economy and laps up America's doo doo feces because China is just that bad.
They just put a billionaire to death for capitalist corruption lmao
What land was gained?
Permanent space in the land of Your Seethe
Also chevys and levies
Frick you, dickhead
crumble is better anyway
Apfelstrudel are far superior to Apple Pies
less aesthetic plus you lost the war
That's some american cope right there. Maby you should try to relax and have some nice hot Apfelstrudel right outta the oven with some whipped cream.
hows about i whip some cream across your face, tough guy
these would be elite if they didn't insist on filling them with raisins
Who they really call a log of apfelstrudel “weiner” style?
As long as she likes pies that have a base of milky custard and are topped with whipped cream (the name escapes me) then you’re good.
austrian here, all Strudels are utter shit, when it comes to pie, the US isn't the worst - still worse than most of europe, but Strudel is just bad.
What about snail strudel? I'm from Italy. We make strudel but coil it up into itself into a snail shell shape and cut it into cake-like wedges. Lemme get you a pic or recipe/article
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All the videos I find use puff pastry rather than strudel dough.
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This. Strudel is more about technique and look than flavour or consistency.
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Kummenkweefen
silence kraut
America perfected the apple pie
There's choko in that mate
This girl I've been seeing hates apple pie. Should I dump her?
dump a load in her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
>picky eater
yes. well no, all women are picky. you aren't going to find someone better. just someone who has another thing they autistically dislike out of nowhere
Convert her that is a poor soul lost
>NOO YOU CANT JUST ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR BRITISH ROOTS!!!
Apple pie is American. Just because British invented it doesn't detract from that.
Apple pie sucks
Apple crumble? Now you have my attention
Cobbler>pie
>Pecan Pie
delish
>Key Lime Pie
delish
>Pumpkin Pie
oh you better believe it's delish
>Apple Pie
meh
ive never eaten pumpkin pie. I assume it's the same as pumpkin soup poured into pastry and then refridgetared
Nope. It's all the same spices as American apple pie but in greater amounts and mixed into a pumpkin-based custard.
I find it and its cousin, sweet potato pie, utterly revolting.
Fun fact: Most pumpkin pies are made with butternut squash, a gourd that's related to but distinct from the pumpkin. People say that pureed butternut squash tastes more like pureed pumpkin than pureed pumpkin does. Anyway, get yourself a slice of pumpkin pie. It'll change your life. Whipped cream makes it better but that's just kind of gilding the lily.
it's sweet pumpkin custardy paste mixed with all the fall spices
Pumpkin pie is the most flavorless mush ever poured into a pie crust
Sweet potato pie has the exact same ingredients but swaps the vegetablea d it's 10x better
>Apple Pie
>Invented in England
Apple culivation is ancient. Apple pies almost certainly are as well.
pies should have meat in them. simple as.
Me on the left with three arms
>There's this thing in it, right, Steve...
It could be your brother
ai generated dreck
"<ingredient> pie" is not an invention, it was already invented when they invented pie
pecan, key lime, and pumpkin pie are all tarts
>pecan, key lime, and pumpkin pie are all tarts
you're a fricking tart lad
America's only meat pie is the chicken pot pie, which sucks. England has the superior pies
If every random thing you bake with a crust counts as a pie, then America has hundreds of them. We just don't call them all "pies" because we speak proper English.
So you're implying
, somehow, isn't a pie. Okay. What are these hundreds of examples of American pies that nobody calls pies? Is Wonderbread a pie, then? It's baked and has a crust. Are smelly gutter punks pies? They're baked af and often crusty.
british call turnovers, empanatas, burritos, pizza rolls, breaded meats, and even candy coated chocolate "pies". we could just call pork surrounded by breading, breaded pork
whats that? pudding? yeah it's pudding
and this is cake? no thats pudding
and how about this sausage? nope, it's pudding
what about this dinner roll? yup, pudding
>british call turnovers, empanatas, burritos, pizza rolls, breaded meats, and even candy coated chocolate "pies"
No they don't, moron.
>we could just call pork surrounded by breading, breaded pork
Doesn't make you any less of a moron, moron.
Accurate.
>breakfast and sausage gravy pot pies
Never had either worth a damn. Both were awful. Never seen a ham pot pie but I'd fricks with it if I ever do.
That's certainly the reason I make crumble. That shit's a total piece of piss and I can even make it gluten free for dumb people with no loss of quality.
>peach pie
I love peach pie but I make them plain. I don't like them with the spices.
Thought just popped into my head; would a fruit and matcha pie be good? If so, what fruit? My first thought was peach
>would a fruit and matcha pie be good
matcha goes nicely with strawberry (and other berries I expect, though I've only tried it with strawberry)
>which sucks
you have never even had one, obviously
No it's not. We have chicken, turkey, beef, and ham pot pies. They sell breakfast and sausage gravy pot pies in the grocery stores.
Pie
Highly doubt. Every country has apple pie.
Fun fact: Apple pie was actually invented in Kazakhstan.
with love
>And the phrase is...?
As American as apple pie.
Right, well, thank you for that, that's a great weight off me mind. Now if you wouldn't mind explaning who the frick you are besides from someone who subsists solely on a diet of fruit based pies of course
Yeah we own it because we make it better than you. Get good I guess lol, or maybe you could try putting in for one of those "regional protected food" type NFTs. We'll never honor them though because copyrighting medieval food is insane
>Jellied eel pie
The only thing worse than apple pie is peach pie. Pumpkin pie is the best.
It goes deeper.
>Pecans
>Native to the American continent
>Pumpkins
>Native to the American continent
>Apples
>An exotic introduction to the American continent
what about PawPaw pies? Shan't we ignore the injun's secret gold? As American as Avacado Toast" doesn't have the same ring to it.
Apple pie is Dutch
>food eaten in central Asia since before the Khans is somehow Dutch
lmao
Why is Key Lime Pie so much more popular that Orange Pie?
I. Don't. Know.
Even lemon pie is more popular but orange creme pie is fricking breasts. What I've never seen is blood orange creme pie. I'd frick that shit up.
Cobbler beats everything in this thread.
>But that's just crumble
There are similarities but they're not the same thing.
pecan pie best pie
>Pumpkin Pie
in the United States
the sweet custard pie we know and love today is English.
colonial pies were simpler, often just a plain pumpkin stew baked in the hollowed out pumpkin.
The US was a British colony, it can be both American and British
>And the phrase is...?
Bye bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee
but the levee was dry...
what does that have to do with cooking?
You can't "invent" a food, it's not an invention. You've come up with a recipe, you're not synthesizing insulin
blacks invented peanut butter
IF YOU WISH TO BAKE AND APPLE PIE FROM SCRACH
YOU MUST FIRST
INVENT THE UNIVERSE
There's a reason our currency is the world standard
That's because you hate Europeans, Christians and love israelites
Whatever you have to tell yourself to cope I guess