>Pecan Pie. >Invented in the United States. >Key Lime Pie. >Invented in the United States. >Pumpkin Pie

>Pecan Pie
>Invented in the United States

>Key Lime Pie
>Invented in the United States

>Pumpkin Pie
>Invented in the United States

>Apple Pie
>Invented in England

And the phrase is...?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    America won apple pie from the Brits in the War of 1812.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But America lost that war

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We never lost a war.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Which is why there are two Koreas, a communist Vietnam and Laos and a democratically run Afghanistan lmao

          https://i.imgur.com/cmeZ9V5.jpeg

          crumble is better anyway

          Which is British. Honestly, I've never seen any Brit cook an apple pie but apple crumble is made for pretty much any occasion. Love it. Add some custard. Proper lush, that.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >He thinks the point of American expeditionary warfare is to spread democracy
            It's to kill brown people.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Koreans are brown
              lmao
              They're whiter than you are, Pablito.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The whitest thing about Koreans is being unable to maintain sustainable birthrates

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Could you repeat that, Pedro? En Ingles, this time. I don't speak Landscaper or Maid.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The idea that a asiatic thinks he is more white than a white American is hilarious.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The fact that Jose-Fernando Hernandez Gonzalez Gomez thinks he's white is hilarious.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                t. 56%er MUTT

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Seriously is there even any whites left on Culinaly?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nope, I'm a black man myself

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              god i wish

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >It's to kill brown people
              They're still there so unless the mission was specifically to kill a small amount of brown people at great cost and while suffering thousands of losses themselves, america did infact lose those wars

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >muh k/d ration
              Go take your fat meds Cleetus.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you're brown

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Those were special military actions, anon. We haven't been at war since 1945. Almost 100 years of peace!

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The Korean War is still active. Communist Vietnam is great, and so are Vietnamese girls. And we were never at war with Afghanistan, but thank god based Biden had the balls to finally pull out.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I've never seen any Brit cook an apple pie
            Apple pie requires much more fiddling around with pastry. Crumble is way easier, and just as popular with everyone eating it.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Notice how Vietnam has shifted to a more westernized, capitalistic economy and laps up America's doo doo feces because China is just that bad.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They just put a billionaire to death for capitalist corruption lmao

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What land was gained?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Permanent space in the land of Your Seethe

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Also chevys and levies

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you, dickhead

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    crumble is better anyway

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Apfelstrudel are far superior to Apple Pies

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      less aesthetic plus you lost the war

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's some american cope right there. Maby you should try to relax and have some nice hot Apfelstrudel right outta the oven with some whipped cream.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          hows about i whip some cream across your face, tough guy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      these would be elite if they didn't insist on filling them with raisins

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who they really call a log of apfelstrudel “weiner” style?

      This girl I've been seeing hates apple pie. Should I dump her?

      As long as she likes pies that have a base of milky custard and are topped with whipped cream (the name escapes me) then you’re good.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      austrian here, all Strudels are utter shit, when it comes to pie, the US isn't the worst - still worse than most of europe, but Strudel is just bad.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What about snail strudel? I'm from Italy. We make strudel but coil it up into itself into a snail shell shape and cut it into cake-like wedges. Lemme get you a pic or recipe/article

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          austrian here, all Strudels are utter shit, when it comes to pie, the US isn't the worst - still worse than most of europe, but Strudel is just bad.

          : (
          All the videos I find use puff pastry rather than strudel dough.
          : (

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This. Strudel is more about technique and look than flavour or consistency.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      poopenfartenschitten

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kummenkweefen

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      silence kraut

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    America perfected the apple pie

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's choko in that mate

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This girl I've been seeing hates apple pie. Should I dump her?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dump a load in her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >picky eater
      yes. well no, all women are picky. you aren't going to find someone better. just someone who has another thing they autistically dislike out of nowhere

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Convert her that is a poor soul lost

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >NOO YOU CANT JUST ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR BRITISH ROOTS!!!
    Apple pie is American. Just because British invented it doesn't detract from that.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Apple pie sucks
    Apple crumble? Now you have my attention

    Cobbler>pie

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Pecan Pie
    delish
    >Key Lime Pie
    delish
    >Pumpkin Pie
    oh you better believe it's delish
    >Apple Pie
    meh

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ive never eaten pumpkin pie. I assume it's the same as pumpkin soup poured into pastry and then refridgetared

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nope. It's all the same spices as American apple pie but in greater amounts and mixed into a pumpkin-based custard.
        I find it and its cousin, sweet potato pie, utterly revolting.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fun fact: Most pumpkin pies are made with butternut squash, a gourd that's related to but distinct from the pumpkin. People say that pureed butternut squash tastes more like pureed pumpkin than pureed pumpkin does. Anyway, get yourself a slice of pumpkin pie. It'll change your life. Whipped cream makes it better but that's just kind of gilding the lily.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's sweet pumpkin custardy paste mixed with all the fall spices

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pumpkin pie is the most flavorless mush ever poured into a pie crust
      Sweet potato pie has the exact same ingredients but swaps the vegetablea d it's 10x better

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Apple Pie
    >Invented in England
    Apple culivation is ancient. Apple pies almost certainly are as well.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pies should have meat in them. simple as.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Me on the left with three arms

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >There's this thing in it, right, Steve...

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It could be your brother

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ai generated dreck

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "<ingredient> pie" is not an invention, it was already invented when they invented pie
    pecan, key lime, and pumpkin pie are all tarts

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pecan, key lime, and pumpkin pie are all tarts
      you're a fricking tart lad

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    America's only meat pie is the chicken pot pie, which sucks. England has the superior pies

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If every random thing you bake with a crust counts as a pie, then America has hundreds of them. We just don't call them all "pies" because we speak proper English.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So you're implying

        https://i.imgur.com/GDNgNKa.jpeg

        America's only meat pie is the chicken pot pie, which sucks. England has the superior pies

        , somehow, isn't a pie. Okay. What are these hundreds of examples of American pies that nobody calls pies? Is Wonderbread a pie, then? It's baked and has a crust. Are smelly gutter punks pies? They're baked af and often crusty.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          british call turnovers, empanatas, burritos, pizza rolls, breaded meats, and even candy coated chocolate "pies". we could just call pork surrounded by breading, breaded pork

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            whats that? pudding? yeah it's pudding
            and this is cake? no thats pudding
            and how about this sausage? nope, it's pudding
            what about this dinner roll? yup, pudding

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >british call turnovers, empanatas, burritos, pizza rolls, breaded meats, and even candy coated chocolate "pies"
            No they don't, moron.
            >we could just call pork surrounded by breading, breaded pork
            Doesn't make you any less of a moron, moron.

            whats that? pudding? yeah it's pudding
            and this is cake? no thats pudding
            and how about this sausage? nope, it's pudding
            what about this dinner roll? yup, pudding

            Accurate.

            No it's not. We have chicken, turkey, beef, and ham pot pies. They sell breakfast and sausage gravy pot pies in the grocery stores.

            >breakfast and sausage gravy pot pies
            Never had either worth a damn. Both were awful. Never seen a ham pot pie but I'd fricks with it if I ever do.

            >I've never seen any Brit cook an apple pie
            Apple pie requires much more fiddling around with pastry. Crumble is way easier, and just as popular with everyone eating it.

            That's certainly the reason I make crumble. That shit's a total piece of piss and I can even make it gluten free for dumb people with no loss of quality.

            The only thing worse than apple pie is peach pie. Pumpkin pie is the best.

            >peach pie
            I love peach pie but I make them plain. I don't like them with the spices.

            Thought just popped into my head; would a fruit and matcha pie be good? If so, what fruit? My first thought was peach

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >would a fruit and matcha pie be good
              matcha goes nicely with strawberry (and other berries I expect, though I've only tried it with strawberry)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >which sucks
      you have never even had one, obviously

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No it's not. We have chicken, turkey, beef, and ham pot pies. They sell breakfast and sausage gravy pot pies in the grocery stores.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pie
    Highly doubt. Every country has apple pie.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fun fact: Apple pie was actually invented in Kazakhstan.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      with love

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >And the phrase is...?
    As American as apple pie.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Right, well, thank you for that, that's a great weight off me mind. Now if you wouldn't mind explaning who the frick you are besides from someone who subsists solely on a diet of fruit based pies of course

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah we own it because we make it better than you. Get good I guess lol, or maybe you could try putting in for one of those "regional protected food" type NFTs. We'll never honor them though because copyrighting medieval food is insane

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Jellied eel pie

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing worse than apple pie is peach pie. Pumpkin pie is the best.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It goes deeper.

    >Pecans
    >Native to the American continent

    >Pumpkins
    >Native to the American continent

    >Apples
    >An exotic introduction to the American continent

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what about PawPaw pies? Shan't we ignore the injun's secret gold? As American as Avacado Toast" doesn't have the same ring to it.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Apple pie is Dutch

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >food eaten in central Asia since before the Khans is somehow Dutch
      lmao

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Key Lime Pie so much more popular that Orange Pie?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I. Don't. Know.
      Even lemon pie is more popular but orange creme pie is fricking breasts. What I've never seen is blood orange creme pie. I'd frick that shit up.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cobbler beats everything in this thread.
    >But that's just crumble
    There are similarities but they're not the same thing.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pecan pie best pie

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Pumpkin Pie
    in the United States

    the sweet custard pie we know and love today is English.
    colonial pies were simpler, often just a plain pumpkin stew baked in the hollowed out pumpkin.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The US was a British colony, it can be both American and British

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >And the phrase is...?
    Bye bye Miss American Pie
    Drove my Chevy to the levee
    but the levee was dry...
    what does that have to do with cooking?

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can't "invent" a food, it's not an invention. You've come up with a recipe, you're not synthesizing insulin

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      blacks invented peanut butter

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IF YOU WISH TO BAKE AND APPLE PIE FROM SCRACH
    YOU MUST FIRST
    INVENT THE UNIVERSE

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's a reason our currency is the world standard

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's because you hate Europeans, Christians and love israelites

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Whatever you have to tell yourself to cope I guess

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