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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can afford to eat Five Guys every day (but I don't because it's absolute shit) (and OP's mum's pussy every week)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have a girlfriend oh incel

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't care what the paperwork says, your girlfriend is a biological male

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >obsessed with troonys
          Kek had alittle too much fun in discord did we? Lol you’re gay now

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I can afford to eat Five Guys every day (but I don't because it's absolute shit)
      This, except I don't think it's shit, just that they're poorly constructed, fall apart easily and are hideously overpriced.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've had one once because they look good and people rave about them so much. I was amazed at how bland the burger was.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They have a corporate policy of not salting or seasoning their patties, it's literally just plain ground beef

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What shit company policy is that? Is it such a cheap shit company that they cant pay you enough to buy your own lunch?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think wypipo just go there to get away from poors and coloreds

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah they're kind of shit and will become a soggy mess
          Speaking of overrated shit, I had inn n out for the first time and I can say it is not overrated. It was a tad on the salty side but I was pleasantly surprised

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you don't think it's shit, then go on to explain how it's shit

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just because you are not very smart doesn't mean you're also ugly.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Five Guys
        >hideously overpriced.
        nailed it

        I could probably afford to eat at Fogo de Chao or Ruth's Chris every day for the rest of my life, but I would give it all up to be able to eat at picrelated again.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >$20.57 / day
      >$143.99 / week
      You could afford that working minimum wage part time, what's your point?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you have a very loose definition of afford

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can afford to eat here once a week because I work in the kitchen

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your grandma's house during the holidays?

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you know, you know.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isnt that on Thompson?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yup

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Might go there for dinner this week.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Um, if you didn't already make a reservation and you're hoping to go there today or tomorrow.. good luck lol

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nah probably a Tuesday or Wednesday dinner.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that would be next week, anon.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This week can also mean the next 7 days, you fricking oaf

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                incorrect as the first day of the week is always monday.
                this dunks on the israelites thinking that saturday is the sabbath.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ok, genius. Let me explain in a way your wagie ass can understand. If your boss tells you you have one week to finish a project or your landlord says you have one week to pay or you're getting a notice, that's 7 days from whenever the frick they said it.
                Additionally, all my calender weeks start on Sunday, not Monday. Life isn't based on your stupid little bubble of knowledge, you pile of shit.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >life isn't based
                🙁

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >:(
                headfirst, down a 50 foot drop. now.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's one in Vegas; it's so good but so expensive.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That fur trimmed hood is so sexy

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can afford to eat my trans gf’s ass every day

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Five goys?
    So you're a complete total west coast homosexual?

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >burger king every day
    What are you some kind of gay homosexual, why would you want to get booger king every day?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >, why would you want to get booger king every day?
      because i can?
      i lied. i ate Wcdonald's for 2 years at my previous jeb.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >food analogy

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    That shit is so sad looking that i suspect even homeless stray cats would stay away from it.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >chicken hearts and ground turkey
      good chili base there

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I make it into burgers actually. Its crazy good.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          recipe?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            8 oz chicken hearts
            4 oz turkey
            Chives and pepper to taste
            2 tbsp tapioca starch (for binding)
            Run it through the food processor and make it into a patty, grill or fry

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              sounds really interesting and never heard of it before. Definitely gonna try it. I've never had hearts before so I'm fully prepared to be disappointed.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Its quite a hearty taste, no pun intended, very rich flavor. Its like any organ meat, if you like it you love it, if you dislike it you hate it. Good luck though I think its really good especially with a lot of pepper if you like that kind of thing

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The closest thing I've had to organ meat is liverwurst, which I enjoy. I have a steer liver from half a cow I bought in my freezer but they didn't give me the heart or kidneys, which I kind of wanted but it's too late to complain and I don't really care that much.

                Thanks for reading my blog. Maybe I'll make a thread about the burger when I eventually get around to making it.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe try chicken hearts on skewers, a friend from Brasil turned me onto those.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Also a good optiob

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I love chicken hearts and gizzards.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I can afford to eat at Five Guys at least once a week
    Bullshit.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I regularly buy eggs, yogurt, beef and whole chickens from the grocery store near me and I live in nyc. I'm basically a billionaire

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Both plates are mine. Love me some red snapper

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no savings, falling behind, but I refuse to compromise on my health - it's cheaper anyways
    >canned deenz and veggies

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was drunk last night and told my friend I'd come over to his place so we can hang out and I'd bring food. The problem is I only have $16 to my name. What the frick do I do?
    I was thinking about dropping by the dollar store and getting a two liter of soda and a bag of chips.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      go down to 45th and D street, look for Martinez, and buy some crack. Light that shit up and you'll never have to worry about impressing anyone ever again

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >2 hundo for nothing but fat
      just eat tallow at that point.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I made burritos with one of them.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Crisco is like $4 if you want to eat nothing but tallow and lard

        poors detected

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Copium huffer

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Crisco is like $4 if you want to eat nothing but tallow and lard

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You made a thread just to say you were poor?

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I go for the CHUNKY myself

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i get paid to eat at five guys. do it about once a week. ezpz

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good thread ruined by homosexuals like you and your shitty Youtube channel

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can DoorDash every single meal, every day

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    someone gave me the juice box but the beans it's sitting on top of I purchased legitimately

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      get help buddy

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Same but at Italian restaurants.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    today, I bought 10 avocados, and 10 steaks (amongst other things...)

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i eat chinese veggie rice almost every meal or the cheapest baked bread from a local bakery.
    sometimes i eat ramen at a proper sit-in restaurant with aircon!
    sometimes i just eat pagpag with my Jollybean spaget.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I regularly eat a meal of rice and eggs. Frozen salmon is my splurge food.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Behold the Entenmanns Cinnamon Buns

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The government gives me $291 per month to buy food. Most months I have about $50 left over since I buy mostly basic foods and stay away from expensive processed convenience foods.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's your probem for working for cheap government c**ts, not mine.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and stay away from expensive processed convenience foods.
      those are the cheapest. why u lie so much?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Chicken leg quarters are $0.79/lbs. so about $0.40 per leg quarter. That nets you 475 calories with 23g of fat and 62g of protein. Or for a dollar, you can get a chicken pot pie, which is 370 calories, with 34g of carbs, 21g of fat, and 11g of protein.

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im eating a microwaved cheese sandwich

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I eat pork on rice about 5 times a week.
    Rice: 4 cups w/hot water and chicken base in my rice cooker
    Pork: loin diced into cubes. Sauce made with soy sauce, curry powder, ginger, brown sugar, garlic.

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i can afford to eat one of these every fiscal quarter

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