Really wishing I had some sushi right now.

Really wishing I had some sushi right now.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Was going to make rice but got distracted so I ate a lemon bar
    Man I wish sushi was affordable though, this is my bill for a lunch for 2 the other day

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You could have gone somwhere cheaper, moron.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine how a place charges you 0.00 for water plus magically 123.45.

      Show the rest. I don't want to hear you were eating bluefin tuna in the desert with 6 bottles of sake.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing else to show, it was kaitenzushi $3.75 a plate

        You could have gone somwhere cheaper, moron.

        Doubt

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I live in Canada. I can get 2 Cali roll + 2 salmon roll for $12 at a place near me. Don't be such a bougie c**t.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Lol that sushi must suck, no wonder they're feeding it to somebody wearing a towel on their head. Just kidding bud, you need to go to the sushi place with 666 in the phone number. There's so many, Satan really likes Japanese food. I've been scared to eat sushi incase it makes me go to hell. So, I only buy it from the grocery store. But, this sushi is likely of a higher quality than yours as a result of the higher price. So, we have a debate about money and quality and hell in the making.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You should try the gas station sushi, shit's so fresh bra. Be sure to give the attendant a $120 tip to offset the cheap sushi of incredible high value you've just shoved down your maw.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          So how the frick did you magically rack up over 120 dollars on less than 4 dollars a plate and free water with a less than 9% tax? You're hiding a lot of expensive food and hooch aren't you.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Does 30 plates of nigiri seem like a lot to you?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Makes you seem like a fat piece of shit

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I dont know why you've decided to be mean to me

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

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              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You could have just ordered all you can eat and instead you went with the a la carte option. You'll be the first to go when the revolution arrives.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      are those guamdollars

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They're bidenbux

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wal-Mart is open 24/7.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It isn't doe

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No it's not, 24/7 stores died during covid. Havent seen one anywhere in florida in years. you're forced to spend 2x at CVS or Walgreens now

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You should look up worms in sushi. You’ll be glad you’re not eating any then.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't know they freeze the fish overnight first

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I feel you bro, maybe go to a poke bowl place to partly satisfy your cravings.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want a good pizza.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    for two cups of sushi rice
    >two cups of sushi rice, rinse till the water runs clear
    >let that shit soak in the clear water for a couple of hours or so
    >when ready to cook in a JAPANESE RICE COOKER add rice, fill up water to the correct marker, add a sheet of kombu and a cap full of sake'
    >steam that shit

    >in a small sauce pan combine
    >3 tbs of unseasoned rice vinegar
    >2-3 tsp of sugar, forgot the ratio on this one
    >2 tsp of salt
    >apply heat and dissolve that shit
    >when rice is done pour that shit on and evenly coat the rice, use a fan to cool it

    I assume you're poor so
    >have canned tuna, preferably without oil, drain that shit
    >mix with mayo, sriracha, splash of sesame oil, scallions in a bowl, garnish with sesame seeds
    >boom, poor man's spicy tuna

    throw in some cucumbers and/or avocado if you need some green in your life

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