realistically, no-one actually drinks soda
it only exists to mix with alcohol.
pour the coke into your rum and throw the bottle away. you have no reason to care about the packaging a full 10sec after you've opened it
>realistically, no-one actually drinks soda
u havent been to the flyover states
they literally have themeparks there with unlimited soda built in with a pass and fountains littered around the place
>he doesn't chug water
waterchugger here, the most satisfying thing in the world is to chug a half gallon of cool water in the evening, and another half gallon when you wake up before your morning piss.
do you know that most people are fricking morons don't actually know how to drink water out of a bottle?
Most people will suck a bottle like it's the last dick on earth trying get that sweet, sweet liquid out of it.
Where in fact you're supposed to leave a small air gap at the top by placing your upper lip in the center of the opening of the bottle and let the liquid flow freely into your mouth.
at school we called that "skying" and it was the only way you were allowed to share drinks
example: >"senpai lemme sky some of that lucozade yeah?" >"aight" >head back, pour into mouth >accidentally touch the bottle against lower lip while trying to not spill anything >"that's fricking rank anon you battyboy"
damn bro you sound like those people who found out you're suppose to scrub your legs in the shower but then overcompensate acting like they've always known by posting it everywhere. when did you find out how to drink properly champ? last week?
That reminds me of when I tried smoking a cigarette with my youth friends for the first time and none of them realised you had to breath the smoke in, not swallow.
God I'm sure I was a huge obnoxious butthole about having the "superior knowledge". Absolute cringe memory.
the cap is attached to the bottle because of an imaginary problem of caps not being recycled. you are now making the problem reality and proving we need to have the cap attached. thanks
These are called Codd bottles, as a kid in the Late 1960's early 1970's we used to dig these up at an old Victorian dump and sell them to an antiques shop in town for about 50 pence each. Some of them today are worth thousands!
Other than tea and the morning coffee, I only drink water. I am slowly quitting tea as well by drinking warm water instead. It is disgusting at first but you get used to it.
I don't drink goysyrup.
even water and milk bottles are like that now
I used to hate to drink from those but I learned it's not a problem if you just twist it to the side like in the picture.
I only drink soda made with cane sugar.
You make it sound like it's any different than HFCS 50
Tastes better.
I fricking hate EU.
grab yourself some jaritos.
Tamarindo is the only good one
there are no good flavors of jarritos but tamarind is by far the worst
When I see videos of pollution in China, India and Africa I think of how I can save the world by making sodapop drinking more annoying.
realistically, no-one actually drinks soda
it only exists to mix with alcohol.
pour the coke into your rum and throw the bottle away. you have no reason to care about the packaging a full 10sec after you've opened it
>realistically, no-one actually drinks soda
u havent been to the flyover states
they literally have themeparks there with unlimited soda built in with a pass and fountains littered around the place
This. Also Mountain Dew is like gold in the Midwest (Wisconsin especially).
Realistically, you're fricking moronic.
He's right though. Once you're old enough to drink or buy a fake ID soda just becomes a mixer.
I think if that were so, people would either be a lot less fat or a lot more drunk.
>people would either be a lot less fat or a lot more drunk.
anon, alcohol literally makes you really fat
Im sober for a year and gained weight 🙁
used to drink a 12 pack of a Dr Pepper in a day sometimes in high school. still wonderin if the beetus gon get me later lmao (im almost 30 years old)
>he doesn't chug water
waterchugger here, the most satisfying thing in the world is to chug a half gallon of cool water in the evening, and another half gallon when you wake up before your morning piss.
do you know that most people are fricking morons don't actually know how to drink water out of a bottle?
Most people will suck a bottle like it's the last dick on earth trying get that sweet, sweet liquid out of it.
Where in fact you're supposed to leave a small air gap at the top by placing your upper lip in the center of the opening of the bottle and let the liquid flow freely into your mouth.
I dont touch my mouth to it at all
Head back and pour
at school we called that "skying" and it was the only way you were allowed to share drinks
example:
>"senpai lemme sky some of that lucozade yeah?"
>"aight"
>head back, pour into mouth
>accidentally touch the bottle against lower lip while trying to not spill anything
>"that's fricking rank anon you battyboy"
>skying
waterfall
we call it birdie out west
that homie got plucked eyebrows and painted nails
Maybe the most moronic post on 4chins of all time
>admits to being a bottle sucker
Both are valid. I typically do the latter, but I'll do the former sometimes with a new bottle of water that I intend to drink between 30~80% of.
who the frick gatekeeps drinking water from a plastic bottle? seek mental help, please
sounds like someones a bottle sucker
Its all so tiresome
damn bro you sound like those people who found out you're suppose to scrub your legs in the shower but then overcompensate acting like they've always known by posting it everywhere. when did you find out how to drink properly champ? last week?
Damn bro... you're a guru... I kneel.
America needs more forward-thinking up-and-comers like you.
That reminds me of when I tried smoking a cigarette with my youth friends for the first time and none of them realised you had to breath the smoke in, not swallow.
God I'm sure I was a huge obnoxious butthole about having the "superior knowledge". Absolute cringe memory.
if your friends don't swallow are they really your friends?
i still haven't encountered one of these
>t. west coast
If you're so autistic that this causes you to have a meltdown, you should just die and do the world a favor.
These are shit.
I just rip them off and throw them away.
I always recycled the old ones but I'm not going to recycle a single new one.
>and i'll scweem and scweem and scweem!
the cap is attached to the bottle because of an imaginary problem of caps not being recycled. you are now making the problem reality and proving we need to have the cap attached. thanks
the recycling center by me specifically requests that you remove the cap and discard it from every plastic bottle
I genuinely don't understand how people have issues drinking with those caps.
i rip them off. all of them. feel free to call the cops, gays.
Not only are they annoying as frick, they are also an insult.
They basically mean "you're probably too moronic to not lose the cap for your bottle"
It's like those strings you attach to a child's gloves and then pull them through their jacketsleeves. Except I'm not four fricking years old.
You think that's bad? lmao
>you push the ball in
>bottle slips and flys off the counter spilling it EVERYWHERE
These are called Codd bottles, as a kid in the Late 1960's early 1970's we used to dig these up at an old Victorian dump and sell them to an antiques shop in town for about 50 pence each. Some of them today are worth thousands!
They still make those? I thought it was a 19th century thing or something
Ramune still uses them
you just know
>just tear it off
wow that was hard
I still haven't ever seen one of these
Did it force you to drink it under the threat of death?
Other than tea and the morning coffee, I only drink water. I am slowly quitting tea as well by drinking warm water instead. It is disgusting at first but you get used to it.
>quitting tea
but why
It also has caffeine and I noticed I can sleep much better when I don't drink several cups of tea a day.
i told you just take the ring off the bottle and you have a handy carrying method you stupid schizo lmao
>open bottle
>move cap to one side
>drink normally, unbothered
humiliation ritual
I CAN'T GET THE CAP OFF
A good motivation to stop drinking corn syrup water.
i hate the eco bullshit theater that this represents, but you get used to it quickly
I don't drink soda anymore, but I'd twist that the cap off every time just to spite the bottle makers.