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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't drink goysyrup.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      even water and milk bottles are like that now

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to hate to drink from those but I learned it's not a problem if you just twist it to the side like in the picture.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only drink soda made with cane sugar.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You make it sound like it's any different than HFCS 50

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tastes better.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate EU.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    grab yourself some jaritos.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tamarindo is the only good one

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        there are no good flavors of jarritos but tamarind is by far the worst

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I see videos of pollution in China, India and Africa I think of how I can save the world by making sodapop drinking more annoying.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    realistically, no-one actually drinks soda
    it only exists to mix with alcohol.
    pour the coke into your rum and throw the bottle away. you have no reason to care about the packaging a full 10sec after you've opened it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >realistically, no-one actually drinks soda
      u havent been to the flyover states
      they literally have themeparks there with unlimited soda built in with a pass and fountains littered around the place

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. Also Mountain Dew is like gold in the Midwest (Wisconsin especially).

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Realistically, you're fricking moronic.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's right though. Once you're old enough to drink or buy a fake ID soda just becomes a mixer.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think if that were so, people would either be a lot less fat or a lot more drunk.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >people would either be a lot less fat or a lot more drunk.
            anon, alcohol literally makes you really fat

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Im sober for a year and gained weight 🙁

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      used to drink a 12 pack of a Dr Pepper in a day sometimes in high school. still wonderin if the beetus gon get me later lmao (im almost 30 years old)

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't chug water
    waterchugger here, the most satisfying thing in the world is to chug a half gallon of cool water in the evening, and another half gallon when you wake up before your morning piss.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      do you know that most people are fricking morons don't actually know how to drink water out of a bottle?

      Most people will suck a bottle like it's the last dick on earth trying get that sweet, sweet liquid out of it.

      Where in fact you're supposed to leave a small air gap at the top by placing your upper lip in the center of the opening of the bottle and let the liquid flow freely into your mouth.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I dont touch my mouth to it at all
        Head back and pour

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          at school we called that "skying" and it was the only way you were allowed to share drinks
          example:
          >"senpai lemme sky some of that lucozade yeah?"
          >"aight"
          >head back, pour into mouth
          >accidentally touch the bottle against lower lip while trying to not spill anything
          >"that's fricking rank anon you battyboy"

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >skying

            waterfall

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              we call it birdie out west

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            that homie got plucked eyebrows and painted nails

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe the most moronic post on 4chins of all time

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >admits to being a bottle sucker

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Both are valid. I typically do the latter, but I'll do the former sometimes with a new bottle of water that I intend to drink between 30~80% of.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        who the frick gatekeeps drinking water from a plastic bottle? seek mental help, please

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          sounds like someones a bottle sucker

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Its all so tiresome

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        damn bro you sound like those people who found out you're suppose to scrub your legs in the shower but then overcompensate acting like they've always known by posting it everywhere. when did you find out how to drink properly champ? last week?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Damn bro... you're a guru... I kneel.
        America needs more forward-thinking up-and-comers like you.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That reminds me of when I tried smoking a cigarette with my youth friends for the first time and none of them realised you had to breath the smoke in, not swallow.
        God I'm sure I was a huge obnoxious butthole about having the "superior knowledge". Absolute cringe memory.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          if your friends don't swallow are they really your friends?

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i still haven't encountered one of these
    >t. west coast

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you're so autistic that this causes you to have a meltdown, you should just die and do the world a favor.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    These are shit.
    I just rip them off and throw them away.
    I always recycled the old ones but I'm not going to recycle a single new one.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and i'll scweem and scweem and scweem!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the cap is attached to the bottle because of an imaginary problem of caps not being recycled. you are now making the problem reality and proving we need to have the cap attached. thanks

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        the recycling center by me specifically requests that you remove the cap and discard it from every plastic bottle

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely don't understand how people have issues drinking with those caps.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i rip them off. all of them. feel free to call the cops, gays.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not only are they annoying as frick, they are also an insult.
    They basically mean "you're probably too moronic to not lose the cap for your bottle"

    It's like those strings you attach to a child's gloves and then pull them through their jacketsleeves. Except I'm not four fricking years old.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You think that's bad? lmao

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you push the ball in
      >bottle slips and flys off the counter spilling it EVERYWHERE

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      These are called Codd bottles, as a kid in the Late 1960's early 1970's we used to dig these up at an old Victorian dump and sell them to an antiques shop in town for about 50 pence each. Some of them today are worth thousands!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They still make those? I thought it was a 19th century thing or something

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ramune still uses them

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you just know

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >just tear it off
    wow that was hard

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still haven't ever seen one of these

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did it force you to drink it under the threat of death?

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Other than tea and the morning coffee, I only drink water. I am slowly quitting tea as well by drinking warm water instead. It is disgusting at first but you get used to it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >quitting tea
      but why

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It also has caffeine and I noticed I can sleep much better when I don't drink several cups of tea a day.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i told you just take the ring off the bottle and you have a handy carrying method you stupid schizo lmao

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >open bottle
    >move cap to one side
    >drink normally, unbothered

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    humiliation ritual

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I CAN'T GET THE CAP OFF

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A good motivation to stop drinking corn syrup water.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i hate the eco bullshit theater that this represents, but you get used to it quickly

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't drink soda anymore, but I'd twist that the cap off every time just to spite the bottle makers.

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