I'm convinced Subway customers get some sort of sick satisfaction from micromanaging the sandwich wagie. I refuse to go to such an establishment, I'll order from the menu, you can make it how you make it for everyone else, I don't need to hover over and tell you exactly how I want it. It's some psycho power trip shit.
They'll act like you're speaking a foreign language if you try to make it easier on them, even if you name and actual sandwich and tell them up front that you want it as pictured they'll still ask you all of these questions that clearly contradict your instructions (no, I do not want chicken added to a sandwich that doesn't come with it by default).
this is the problem, i like their spicy italian but the sandwich wagie acts like a moron if you just ask them to make it for them, you HAVE TO micromanage
My dad is the opposite he goes out of his way to keep each sandwich in an order the same and he gets pissed at you if you want yours done differently. As if I'm asking for the subwagie to go above and beyond the call of duty by requesting no peppers on mine.
Mine is that like for any fast food order. He acts like it's confusing to even change a side that comes with a meal, as if the whole "SIDES" menu exists for no reason and restaurants stock non-french-fry sides for no reason.
"The Customer is always right" actually means "vote with your wallet".
Dont like it?
Make your own damn sandwich.
Subway do well because even though theyve doubled their prices since last year, they have no competition except for $9 gas station sandwiches made from wonder white
I tried eating at Subway once and will never go there ever again. I came and wanted to look at the menu and just order whatever the best subway options are, and this b***h at the counter expected me to put together a sandwich for myself asking me every ingredient. I was just dumbfounded and didn't know what would work. The result was a really shitty subway sandwich.
When you enter a McDonalds you just order the burger and fries. I don't fricking know what cheese and what mayo goes in there. You're the one making it. I don't fricking know if there should be tomato in my burger. Should there be?
>I don't fricking know if there should be tomato in my burger
Do you want it there? McDonald's let's you alter their burgers bro all you gotta do is ask and be willing to pay double.
>has to make exactly what you tell them to make
They don't do that though.
Hello, lets start with pepper jack cheese please >puts 2 half slices of triangles on 11 inches of bread
Did you add all these cheese? >sir if you want more cheese I'll have to charge you $2 extra for 2 more triangles of cheese
This is why I don't go to subway anymore. They're all owned by the most miserly indians that clean every other day to save money on cleaning products, then in front of the customer give you the least amount of sandwich items possible. Who the frick eats a sandwich with 3 slices of coldcuts on it? Why am I paying $4 for a $0.50 bag of chips and 12oz of watered down soda on top of my $8 sandwich that has 400 times more bread than filling?
>$8 sandwich that has 400 times more bread than filling?
This wouldn't even be that big of an issue if their bread was decent, but it's not. They have the lowest quality bread I've ever seen from a sub shop.
True, if their bread wasn't a 50% chance of being from 48 hours ago or actually tasted good out of the oven big bread can be forgiven.
Subway itself is an Indian immigration scam. It's kinda crazy to notice.
I learned this from 7-11 owners when I lived in CA. Got a little drunk on the beach and asked "Peter Singh" (they're all peter singhs because nobody can pronounce their real name) because its a low-income, but also low effort job they can employ everyone in their family to do, and its basically guaranteed income with no thought because 711 corporate dictates how your store should look. If they get 1 or 2 711 franchises in their family they're happy being lower-middle class working with family. Its just easy guaranteed income. Dude was the one that pointed out to me why its always an indian owning subways because the entry fee to the franchise is really low for those cheap bastards.
Also had an iranian outline the exact same reasons they all owned tobacco/headshops and liquor stores. Tobacco stores are $3000/mo rent in a strip mall, $20,000 to buy inventory and shelving and wa-la your have a business that pays off that $20k loan in about 4-6 months. After that you're making $60k a year before any improvements or increased traffic to the business. Liquor stores are identical but need something like $200k for inventory, but same overall payoff and income scaling.
I fricking wish >can I get some lettuce
get a full head of shredded lettuce >only a few tomatoes
so help you if the subway is run by indians you will get a ton of shitty slimy tomatoes always >let me get some cheese
get war ration levels >ask for it toasted
Roll the dice on burnt or barely toasted
Frick every subway person on sauces >ask for something like ranch or mayo
BUCKETS OF IT >ask for something like siracha, buffalo sauce, chipotle, or barely white people spicy
oh here's 1 line is that enough?
>Getting a shitty sandwich from subway
Getting uncooked foods from a public trough
Touched by third-world hands
Kept in mystery backroom conditions
Utensils kept in bowl of room temperature water
Food particles swimming in utensils water
Food particles everywhere
"What could possibly go wrong?" whispers the tapeworm he mistakes for his inner monologue.
"It's good to Eat Fresh"
It's about the same as going to a buffet and paying for the amount of meat and salad, it's just more healthy since shitskins and their kids aren't sneezing all over the food.
A chinese buffet with healthy choices like a salad bar near me is about 18.99, I can get 3 footlongs for 16.99. When you think the cost of what a grocery store is like Ralph's to cook a days food it's easier to just grab a bunch of subway coupons for food.
Has salad, tomatoes, cucumbers, jalapenos, onions and other stuff. Healthier than what I normally eat
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Good for you, its not inherently more healthy. You can order a bacon meatball sub covered in ranch and a footlong cookie.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
No I have a routine because meatball subs don't hold together through the day and it makes a mess at my cube. My general order is
Sub 1 (breakfast and morning sub)
Chicken Teriaki sub, LTO extra onions toasted with fat free ranch on honey oat
Sub 2 (afternoon sub)
Philly steak pepper jack cheese with Onions peppers olives and jalapenos sometimes add lettuce with Light mayo and light toasted on italian herbs and cheese
Sub 3 (dinner / before the drive home)
Subway club shredded mozz with LTO light ranch and chipotle sauce on 9 grain for the fiber
Say what you will but pretty good eating and cost for most the days food
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I dont care, your personal actions have no bearing on subjective reality. Its not inherently more healthy. Didnt read the rest of your post
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
No I have a routine because meatball subs don't hold together through the day and it makes a mess at my cube. My general order is
Sub 1 (breakfast and morning sub)
Cum
Sub 2 (afternoon sub)
Cum
Sub 3 (dinner / before the drive home)
Cum
Say what you will but pretty good eating and cost for most the days food
Working here seriously black pilled me on normals >meatball subs with mayo and honey mustard >tuna subs with ranch and tomatoes >cheese steaks asking me if they i had ketchup >one dude who ordered egg lettuce and balsamic sandwhich every day
The taste profile of the average American is revolting. Mikes will win because they limit choice.
I work at a sandwich shop and the plastic wraps they make us use to wrap the chicken and other deli meats in smells toxic as hell, ever since I smelt that I made the choice not to eat anything at that establishment.
Yeah man, that's all an artist is. At least if they make money.
>"no mayo"
>sandwich is nothing but mayo
nothing personnel
is this the game you must play with these people? is that how you get mayo?
i can't reveal all my secrets :^)
I'm convinced Subway customers get some sort of sick satisfaction from micromanaging the sandwich wagie. I refuse to go to such an establishment, I'll order from the menu, you can make it how you make it for everyone else, I don't need to hover over and tell you exactly how I want it. It's some psycho power trip shit.
They'll act like you're speaking a foreign language if you try to make it easier on them, even if you name and actual sandwich and tell them up front that you want it as pictured they'll still ask you all of these questions that clearly contradict your instructions (no, I do not want chicken added to a sandwich that doesn't come with it by default).
this is the problem, i like their spicy italian but the sandwich wagie acts like a moron if you just ask them to make it for them, you HAVE TO micromanage
My dad is the opposite he goes out of his way to keep each sandwich in an order the same and he gets pissed at you if you want yours done differently. As if I'm asking for the subwagie to go above and beyond the call of duty by requesting no peppers on mine.
Mine is that like for any fast food order. He acts like it's confusing to even change a side that comes with a meal, as if the whole "SIDES" menu exists for no reason and restaurants stock non-french-fry sides for no reason.
Being able to think for yourself is
>It's some psycho power trip
Holy shit this board is braindead.
>>has to make exactly what you tell them to make
No they don't, that's a violation of their First Amendment rights
OP is, as always, a homosexual
>No they don't
Then you dont have to pay. Either way you are wrong
The Supreme Court says I'm right
It doesnt so
My dad works at the Supreme Court and he says you're gay
"The Customer is always right" actually means "vote with your wallet".
Dont like it?
Make your own damn sandwich.
Subway do well because even though theyve doubled their prices since last year, they have no competition except for $9 gas station sandwiches made from wonder white
tell them to make you the Spyro sub and see what happens
I tried eating at Subway once and will never go there ever again. I came and wanted to look at the menu and just order whatever the best subway options are, and this b***h at the counter expected me to put together a sandwich for myself asking me every ingredient. I was just dumbfounded and didn't know what would work. The result was a really shitty subway sandwich.
When you enter a McDonalds you just order the burger and fries. I don't fricking know what cheese and what mayo goes in there. You're the one making it. I don't fricking know if there should be tomato in my burger. Should there be?
>I was just dumbfounded and didn't know what would work
>moron too stupid to know what he wants.
>Blames everyone else for his stupidity
>Do you want mayonnaise?
>A duh-buh-b-b-b-b-buh???
>he actually did the meme
>I don't fricking know if there should be tomato in my burger
Do you want it there? McDonald's let's you alter their burgers bro all you gotta do is ask and be willing to pay double.
>has to make exactly what you tell them to make
They don't do that though.
Hello, lets start with pepper jack cheese please
>puts 2 half slices of triangles on 11 inches of bread
Did you add all these cheese?
>sir if you want more cheese I'll have to charge you $2 extra for 2 more triangles of cheese
This is why I don't go to subway anymore. They're all owned by the most miserly indians that clean every other day to save money on cleaning products, then in front of the customer give you the least amount of sandwich items possible. Who the frick eats a sandwich with 3 slices of coldcuts on it? Why am I paying $4 for a $0.50 bag of chips and 12oz of watered down soda on top of my $8 sandwich that has 400 times more bread than filling?
>$8 sandwich that has 400 times more bread than filling?
This wouldn't even be that big of an issue if their bread was decent, but it's not. They have the lowest quality bread I've ever seen from a sub shop.
True, if their bread wasn't a 50% chance of being from 48 hours ago or actually tasted good out of the oven big bread can be forgiven.
I learned this from 7-11 owners when I lived in CA. Got a little drunk on the beach and asked "Peter Singh" (they're all peter singhs because nobody can pronounce their real name) because its a low-income, but also low effort job they can employ everyone in their family to do, and its basically guaranteed income with no thought because 711 corporate dictates how your store should look. If they get 1 or 2 711 franchises in their family they're happy being lower-middle class working with family. Its just easy guaranteed income. Dude was the one that pointed out to me why its always an indian owning subways because the entry fee to the franchise is really low for those cheap bastards.
Also had an iranian outline the exact same reasons they all owned tobacco/headshops and liquor stores. Tobacco stores are $3000/mo rent in a strip mall, $20,000 to buy inventory and shelving and wa-la your have a business that pays off that $20k loan in about 4-6 months. After that you're making $60k a year before any improvements or increased traffic to the business. Liquor stores are identical but need something like $200k for inventory, but same overall payoff and income scaling.
Subway itself is an Indian immigration scam. It's kinda crazy to notice.
>he doesn't know that most of the "classic" paintings were commissions
I dont think you understand what a commission is
Yeah, it's something furry artists do, right?
Hope life gets better for you
Yes, if you want an example of a commission done by a furry artist look up "spyro subway"
You try getting behind that counter anon sandwiches are hard
>sandwich artist
That job title was always a humiliation ritual.
Also it's insane how much worse modern Subway is compared to the 90s or even 2000s.
what else would you call them?
they don't cook.
I fricking wish
>can I get some lettuce
get a full head of shredded lettuce
>only a few tomatoes
so help you if the subway is run by indians you will get a ton of shitty slimy tomatoes always
>let me get some cheese
get war ration levels
>ask for it toasted
Roll the dice on burnt or barely toasted
Frick every subway person on sauces
>ask for something like ranch or mayo
BUCKETS OF IT
>ask for something like siracha, buffalo sauce, chipotle, or barely white people spicy
oh here's 1 line is that enough?
Getting a shitty sandwich from subway, with barely any meat on it, that was not sliced fresh, was your first mistake
>Getting a shitty sandwich from subway
Getting uncooked foods from a public trough
Touched by third-world hands
Kept in mystery backroom conditions
Utensils kept in bowl of room temperature water
Food particles swimming in utensils water
Food particles everywhere
"What could possibly go wrong?" whispers the tapeworm he mistakes for his inner monologue.
"It's good to Eat Fresh"
Hey bro tapeworms are what make the diet work.
Their coupon deals are pretty nice, 3 subs for 16.99 isn't a bad deal for a days meal
>for a days meal
You dont need a foot and a half of sub for a "meal"
It's about the same as going to a buffet and paying for the amount of meat and salad, it's just more healthy since shitskins and their kids aren't sneezing all over the food.
A chinese buffet with healthy choices like a salad bar near me is about 18.99, I can get 3 footlongs for 16.99. When you think the cost of what a grocery store is like Ralph's to cook a days food it's easier to just grab a bunch of subway coupons for food.
>it's just more healthy
Depends on the sandwich ordered. Its not inherently more healthy
Has salad, tomatoes, cucumbers, jalapenos, onions and other stuff. Healthier than what I normally eat
Good for you, its not inherently more healthy. You can order a bacon meatball sub covered in ranch and a footlong cookie.
No I have a routine because meatball subs don't hold together through the day and it makes a mess at my cube. My general order is
Sub 1 (breakfast and morning sub)
Chicken Teriaki sub, LTO extra onions toasted with fat free ranch on honey oat
Sub 2 (afternoon sub)
Philly steak pepper jack cheese with Onions peppers olives and jalapenos sometimes add lettuce with Light mayo and light toasted on italian herbs and cheese
Sub 3 (dinner / before the drive home)
Subway club shredded mozz with LTO light ranch and chipotle sauce on 9 grain for the fiber
Say what you will but pretty good eating and cost for most the days food
I dont care, your personal actions have no bearing on subjective reality. Its not inherently more healthy. Didnt read the rest of your post
No I have a routine because meatball subs don't hold together through the day and it makes a mess at my cube. My general order is
Sub 1 (breakfast and morning sub)
Cum
Sub 2 (afternoon sub)
Cum
Sub 3 (dinner / before the drive home)
Cum
Say what you will but pretty good eating and cost for most the days food
Concession accepted
5 dollar footlongs were a thing without a coupon 10 years ago anon
he works on commission
The food equivalent of a furry commission artist
that's a cruel comparison considering the payment gap
Working here seriously black pilled me on normals
>meatball subs with mayo and honey mustard
>tuna subs with ranch and tomatoes
>cheese steaks asking me if they i had ketchup
>one dude who ordered egg lettuce and balsamic sandwhich every day
The taste profile of the average American is revolting. Mikes will win because they limit choice.
Welcome to Taco Bell we’re out of meat what can I get you?
I work at a sandwich shop and the plastic wraps they make us use to wrap the chicken and other deli meats in smells toxic as hell, ever since I smelt that I made the choice not to eat anything at that establishment.
My autistic friend always went in and told them "surprise me" with a smirk
That sounds fun actually
dude looks like a fartist
Subway: eat fresh!