Show me your mortar and pestle. Right now. Do it.

Show me your mortar and pestle. Right now. Do it.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My pestle is crammed at the moment

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    uhhhhhhh I let my neighbor borrow it

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he says, while posting a stock image of a mortar and pestle because he doesn't own one

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Show me your mortar and pestle. Right now. Do it.
      These threads don't go so well when you don't even post your own, homosexual.

      seething pestlets

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm at work right now or I would have posted mine. I'm seething because OP is a homosexual

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’m scared.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is where souls go to be processed for reincarnation.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    frick you it's upstairs

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Show me your mortar and pestle. Right now. Do it.
    These threads don't go so well when you don't even post your own, homosexual.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That is my mortar and pestle. I live in a studio.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a stock photo, homosexual.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It was taken in my studio.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes I took the photo. In my studio. I sleep under the green screen.

            No, you didn't. wienersucker.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              he lives in target

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I sold the photo to Target.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Do you also have a diamond sword that was folded 10 thousand times, that is also kept in a museum... a museum which you will also refuse to name?
                I hate pathological liars.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No. I’m a photographer. I don’t need a sword.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >No. I’m a photographer. I don’t need a sword.
                Got a link to any of your work?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. Here is a photo I took https://is2.Culinaly/ck/1714517224113046.jpg

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So you ARE a pathological liar.
                Get the frick outta here.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Homer, " .. I love you Pepsi .. "
                "It's Pépee," said his adopted son.
                " .. Oh. Sorry."

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That’s a good photo. You must be a professional.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes I took the photo. In my studio. I sleep under the green screen.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I use this, closed to an old style mustard seed grinder, essentially a cast iron bowl, and a heavy cast iron ball
    Pros:
    Can just toss in whatever I want, gently rotate the bowl, so the ball starts rolling, causing the shit out of anything I've tried so far

    Can use it directly on a stove for heating while grinding

    Cons:
    Heavy af
    Cast iron

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    civilized countries call them molcajetes, OP

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shot glass in a cereal bowl.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's gay

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bought one, spent like two hours grinding white rice hoping to make it stay white and not grey. It never did. Now it just sits in the cupboard doing nothing. Not eating stone dust.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why the frick would you grind rice?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        IYKYK

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's the ÄDELSTEN.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got one which is basically a chunk of volcanic molten rock. It's gnarly.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Saving your shit thread. Get one and use it until it's worn and stained.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you ever slide the pestle up your butthole a little?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not DRY, obviously. Gotta lube.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    New cook here. What kind of material is best for a mortar and pestle? Doesn’t little particles of whatever material you’re grinding with get added to whatever food you’re grinding?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Styrofoam.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Proving yet again that Culinaly is the moron nexus, second only to /misc/

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I know what I’m talking about. I live in a studio. I heat up food using the studio lights.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          /misc/ is the funniest board though, no contest

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Pathetic and funny are 2 very different things.

            https://i.imgur.com/Z5VBfVW.jpeg

            Show me your mortar and pestle. Right now. Do it.

            I like mine clean

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ol' reliable
    It's only small, stained from decades of curry use, chipped a little on the sides, and the pestle has broken in half.
    Still serves me well though, even if I don't get much grip on the pestle

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pls no bully

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