pretty sure you're supposed to use that justegg shit that they all seem to use. there are plenty of sites for vegans to share which overpriced bullshit is the best tasting and most likeable for your expensive diet that will not ever stop the harming of animals no matter what due to how the meat industry works
>scramble, bake, love!
the fact that they feel the need to encourage people to love their product give me mayo cult vibes.
pushing it on people and being like "no, it's good. just try it."
that's not fricking weird, outputting, and creepy serial killer vibes at all.
I had a vegan roommate right after high school, we went to a restaurant and got “nachos” with a heavy dose of “this ‘cheese’ tastes great” despite the cheese tasting like burnt rubber. That was 15 years ago though so maybe the technology has progressed.
Honestly if you're concerned about bee slavery you have no choice but to fricking die because most crops we cultivate are pollinated using captive bees that are driven to farms and a lot of them die somewhere on the way. It's much worse than stealing their honey.
The first time I ever heard the word "shill", I was in second grade, learning about how huckster con men would sell corn meal as "powdered eggs" to clueless women on the frontier. The con man would make them right in front of his captive audience, and the shill in the crowd would be invited to taste the eggs, proclaim them to be delicious, and buy five pounds of em.
Here we are a hundred and fifty years later, and we still have shills for powdered "eggs".
I'm a vegan and I don't eat this. I eat real food, not egg or meat replacements. Sometimes I'll have almond or oat "milk" but that in no way is trying to replicate milk. It really should be called almond juice, but since it's white and neutrally sweet it gets marketed as milk as a milk alternative.
You should know that dairy cattle are extremely well-treated to the point of dairy farms have hot tubs and heated mattress for the cows
You don't have to avoid dairy it's extremely ethical
I've been to a dairy farm and the cows stand in a shit caked barn hooked up to tit sucking machines. This is based and all but it's not what you are describing
Humans have evolved to eat meat. We diverged away from our herbivore ancestors millions of years ago. Our appendix is all but redundant in it's function of digesting cellulose. Our stomach acid is some of the strongest of any animal to digest meat and kill parasites. Our gut is much shorter than that of our primate relatives, another hallmark of meat eaters. Our shoulders evolved to throw with the purpose of hunting, and we have one of the most effective cardio vascular systems of any animal in order to chase down prey. On a hot day a human can chase down a horse.
Humans require saturated fat and LDL cholesterol for hormone health. Here is a study on low fat diets that found a vegetarian diet reduces testosterone in men by 26%.
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0960076021000716
Here is a study referencing multiple studies showing that replacing saturated fat with other fat sources causes a significant reduction in testosterone in men.
https://academic.oup.com/biomedgerontology/article/63/11/1260/759439
And here is a study showing cholesterol requirements for hormone health are species specific with humans needing LDL cholesterol that we can't get from plants. Vegan sources of saturated fat such as coconut oil only give us HDL cholesterol which cannot be used for hormone synthesis.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2890697
In terms of our evolutionary history, homosexual sapiens appeared around 300,000 years ago. Early homosexual is dated back to around 3 million years and earlier species are dated back to around 7 million years. From cutting tools and carcasses that have been found and dated, early humanoids were making tools and hunting animals at least 2.6 million years ago. This means our ancestors were hunting animals for meat at least 2.3 million years before modern homosexual sapiens even existed which obviously will have shaped some of the requirements of our modern diet.
https://humanorigins.si.edu/human-characteristics/tools-food
I always laugh at this shit when I see it at the store because of the name and also because it's "Just egg" and literally contains no fricking egg. What kind of shitty marketing is that?
>JU >ST
Got I hate products marketed towards vegans and vegetarians.
I was vegan twice. 1st time lasted about 2 years, 2nd time lasted about 4 years. I'm a vegetarian now and have always been, but luckily I have gotten past my upbringing. I no longer think that eating meat is bad or bad for you and whatnot like a lot of the veg heads do and while I still find the idea of eating meat myself gross, I would actually consider it, but only if I personally hunted it. I still think that factory farming is fricked up, but hunted animals don't suffer the way factory animals do. I'm a /k/ gay so I may actually go through with it some day. I already have the tool and the ability.
>I'm a /k/ gay so I may actually go through with it some day
We can only hope, owning a gun increases your odds of success by like 15x so I believe in you
If I may play devils avocado here, that was probably done deliberately to symbolize all the cute chicks that now don't have to "suffer" because you bought that.
Does marketing and maintaining /k/ as NAFO-only really protect America from a revolution in the near future? Or is it more of a friendly pigs at the government trough sort of thing? Is there really a credible excel file somewhere that says that Culinaly anons who are interested enough to click on a vegan egg op are a potential threat?
One of the rare good things about the EU is that by law you can't present vegan processed garbage as anything but vegan processed garbage. For example you can't name oat/almond/soi abomination liquids as "milk" on the package, if you do you get a buttraping fine for naming it incorrectly. Only actual milk can say "milk" on the package.
Same with anything else, there is no vegan "egg" or vegan "cheese" but vegan product etc since an egg is an egg and cheese is cheese, processed goop substances merely visually resembling it are not it.
looks like shit. so these vegans pretend to care about the animals and environment and then proceed to package this fake powder in not only one plastic container, but in a fake egg container then is then covered in even more labeled packaging whenever real eggs come in one single carton with the labels written right on them.
pretty sure you're supposed to use that justegg shit that they all seem to use. there are plenty of sites for vegans to share which overpriced bullshit is the best tasting and most likeable for your expensive diet that will not ever stop the harming of animals no matter what due to how the meat industry works
>scramble, bake, love!
the fact that they feel the need to encourage people to love their product give me mayo cult vibes.
pushing it on people and being like "no, it's good. just try it."
that's not fricking weird, outputting, and creepy serial killer vibes at all.
Follow Your Heart is a culty hippie brand.
I had a vegan roommate right after high school, we went to a restaurant and got “nachos” with a heavy dose of “this ‘cheese’ tastes great” despite the cheese tasting like burnt rubber. That was 15 years ago though so maybe the technology has progressed.
oh boy this thread again! i can't wait for some novel discussion that's never been had before!
Calm down sweaty
>industrial slop wrapped in plastic
Yeah, nah, I won't eat that because it's not food. Pasture-raised eggs for me.
I can sort of understand vegetarians but people who won't eat honey because it's bee slavery are just moronic.
Honestly if you're concerned about bee slavery you have no choice but to fricking die because most crops we cultivate are pollinated using captive bees that are driven to farms and a lot of them die somewhere on the way. It's much worse than stealing their honey.
I thought chickpea water was a vegan egg replacement, is this shit really necessary?
The first time I ever heard the word "shill", I was in second grade, learning about how huckster con men would sell corn meal as "powdered eggs" to clueless women on the frontier. The con man would make them right in front of his captive audience, and the shill in the crowd would be invited to taste the eggs, proclaim them to be delicious, and buy five pounds of em.
Here we are a hundred and fifty years later, and we still have shills for powdered "eggs".
Now I'm wondering what the stuff they used for the demonstration was
I'm a vegan and I don't eat this. I eat real food, not egg or meat replacements. Sometimes I'll have almond or oat "milk" but that in no way is trying to replicate milk. It really should be called almond juice, but since it's white and neutrally sweet it gets marketed as milk as a milk alternative.
You should know that dairy cattle are extremely well-treated to the point of dairy farms have hot tubs and heated mattress for the cows
You don't have to avoid dairy it's extremely ethical
I've been to a dairy farm and the cows stand in a shit caked barn hooked up to tit sucking machines. This is based and all but it's not what you are describing
A banker in New York has to pay at least 400$ an hour for that kind of treatment.
>living in America
That's your problem, not mine.
I'm lactose intolerant and I avoided dairy before I ever avoided eating meat
Humans have evolved to eat meat. We diverged away from our herbivore ancestors millions of years ago. Our appendix is all but redundant in it's function of digesting cellulose. Our stomach acid is some of the strongest of any animal to digest meat and kill parasites. Our gut is much shorter than that of our primate relatives, another hallmark of meat eaters. Our shoulders evolved to throw with the purpose of hunting, and we have one of the most effective cardio vascular systems of any animal in order to chase down prey. On a hot day a human can chase down a horse.
Humans require saturated fat and LDL cholesterol for hormone health. Here is a study on low fat diets that found a vegetarian diet reduces testosterone in men by 26%.
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0960076021000716
Here is a study referencing multiple studies showing that replacing saturated fat with other fat sources causes a significant reduction in testosterone in men.
https://academic.oup.com/biomedgerontology/article/63/11/1260/759439
And here is a study showing cholesterol requirements for hormone health are species specific with humans needing LDL cholesterol that we can't get from plants. Vegan sources of saturated fat such as coconut oil only give us HDL cholesterol which cannot be used for hormone synthesis.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2890697
In terms of our evolutionary history, homosexual sapiens appeared around 300,000 years ago. Early homosexual is dated back to around 3 million years and earlier species are dated back to around 7 million years. From cutting tools and carcasses that have been found and dated, early humanoids were making tools and hunting animals at least 2.6 million years ago. This means our ancestors were hunting animals for meat at least 2.3 million years before modern homosexual sapiens even existed which obviously will have shaped some of the requirements of our modern diet.
https://humanorigins.si.edu/human-characteristics/tools-food
This one tastes very close to an egg, but is devoid of nutrition since its just flavored mung bean combined with some sort of gel.
>JUST
I always laugh at this shit when I see it at the store because of the name and also because it's "Just egg" and literally contains no fricking egg. What kind of shitty marketing is that?
>JU
>ST
Got I hate products marketed towards vegans and vegetarians.
I was vegan twice. 1st time lasted about 2 years, 2nd time lasted about 4 years. I'm a vegetarian now and have always been, but luckily I have gotten past my upbringing. I no longer think that eating meat is bad or bad for you and whatnot like a lot of the veg heads do and while I still find the idea of eating meat myself gross, I would actually consider it, but only if I personally hunted it. I still think that factory farming is fricked up, but hunted animals don't suffer the way factory animals do. I'm a /k/ gay so I may actually go through with it some day. I already have the tool and the ability.
>I'm a /k/ gay so I may actually go through with it some day
We can only hope, owning a gun increases your odds of success by like 15x so I believe in you
is quorn good? thinking about trying it for fun
straight up jorking it to quorn
Or just NOT eat substitutes, which is just random shit mashed together and emulsified to maintain a consistency.
is it really vegan if it comes wrapped in processed dinosaur juice?
Its funny they still put it in a carton with pictures of chickens on it
Almost like theres some primal, insatiable connection here
Mother Nature was the original brand manager. If you got it wrong you probably died.
If I may play devils avocado here, that was probably done deliberately to symbolize all the cute chicks that now don't have to "suffer" because you bought that.
I did consider that, but i think we both know that plump juicy egg bearing chicken butt silhouette awakens a certain hunger lust in all of us
you might get into a spot of trouble with the FDA et al for mislabeling
Why do you think I give a frick about Ukraine or israelites? I just like shooting my pews.
I bet you call the cops to file noise complaints on kids birthday parties.
Why do trannies live in you guys' heads rent free
I don't think I will. You seem awfully interested in other mens genitalia for some reason. Why is that?
Oh, I know why!
It's because he is a projecting homosexual.
What the frick is a Zogbot?
What the frick is NAFO?
Zoomers confuse me
Does marketing and maintaining /k/ as NAFO-only really protect America from a revolution in the near future? Or is it more of a friendly pigs at the government trough sort of thing? Is there really a credible excel file somewhere that says that Culinaly anons who are interested enough to click on a vegan egg op are a potential threat?
You should be rethinking this whole highly processed food thing.
>egg is fat and protein
>egg replacement is mostly fiber
One of the rare good things about the EU is that by law you can't present vegan processed garbage as anything but vegan processed garbage. For example you can't name oat/almond/soi abomination liquids as "milk" on the package, if you do you get a buttraping fine for naming it incorrectly. Only actual milk can say "milk" on the package.
Same with anything else, there is no vegan "egg" or vegan "cheese" but vegan product etc since an egg is an egg and cheese is cheese, processed goop substances merely visually resembling it are not it.
That's kinda funny since almond milk literally originates in Europe hundreds of years ago. Soy isn't filtered on the food board btw.
The important part is that it's not milk. Case closed.
I'm reopening the case. It's just funny that Europeans called it almond milk hundreds of years ago but now you can't do that.
And people used to think that Earth is the center of the universe.
Almond water is not milk.
>Almond water is not milk.
Yeah that's why it was specifically called almond milk and not just milk.
If there wasn't for US media I literally wouldn't even know that trannies are a thing. Never seen one in my entire life.
looks like shit. so these vegans pretend to care about the animals and environment and then proceed to package this fake powder in not only one plastic container, but in a fake egg container then is then covered in even more labeled packaging whenever real eggs come in one single carton with the labels written right on them.